tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post3618594692462860006..comments2024-03-23T11:24:14.883-04:00Comments on night.owls.sb: Redneck Engineering At It's Best!night.owls.sbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00548661393682514564noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-42868499815894422792011-09-03T03:50:51.073-04:002011-09-03T03:50:51.073-04:00Hi Guys!
Thank you for all the comments on the bl...Hi Guys!<br /><br />Thank you for all the comments on the blog..I'm glad you liked the pics as much as I did! Mr Z said that there is a guy at work that uses the tape cup holder..LOL! <br /><br />I better get to bed..I hope everyone is dreaming sweet dreams and that you all have a safe and fun Labor Day weekend! <br /><br />G'night!!Zonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04777368839586301891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-67547153570466432942011-09-02T23:22:01.933-04:002011-09-02T23:22:01.933-04:00Tinka...
The Saanich Fair??Tinka...<br /><br />The Saanich Fair??Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-30274309327230488672011-09-02T22:50:57.882-04:002011-09-02T22:50:57.882-04:00Michael - I have been busy all day and this is the...Michael - I have been busy all day and this is the first time I have had to check back on the blog. Thanks for all the red neck jokes. I love them. I read them to Jack and I laughed again with him. He loved the one you picked for us.<br /><br />Barb - Thanks, we are going to the fair Sunday. I am excited about it.<br /><br />Tina - I am glad you are feeling better.<br /><br />Whabbear - Have fun in Arizona. Will you drive South and see Zona? <br /><br />Have a great weekend all owls everywhere.Tinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09389439446543004539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-45852876947935149162011-09-02T21:03:44.195-04:002011-09-02T21:03:44.195-04:00Whabbear!
You and NASA better get the MARS surfac...Whabbear!<br /><br />You and NASA better get the MARS surface filmed and be outta there by sundown....<br /><br />and this time clear any lunar landing junk out of the shoot....ga!Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-40417427053143187072011-09-02T19:53:03.026-04:002011-09-02T19:53:03.026-04:00Oh Lynn, I sooo hope it is gone in a week. You nee...Oh Lynn, I sooo hope it is gone in a week. You need to feel better. Mega-dose with vitamin C. That's supposed to be a cure-all!sacBarbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12293278665234622427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-18154605817168812492011-09-02T18:38:12.495-04:002011-09-02T18:38:12.495-04:00Sacbarb I can't wait! I think I am kind of luc...Sacbarb I can't wait! I think I am kind of lucky I feel like crap this week. Hopefully it will be gone soon.Lynn Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11655157107199496416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-40300452653309769162011-09-02T18:36:08.558-04:002011-09-02T18:36:08.558-04:00Afternoon Glories!
Any one have a redneck cure f...Afternoon Glories! <br /><br />Any one have a redneck cure for the creeping crap. It feels like I have the mumps. I had theme as a kid and this feels awfully familiar.<br /><br />Tina don't laugh!<br /><br />Hope everyone is having a better day than I am. ;)Lynn Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11655157107199496416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-35005002689584882862011-09-02T18:26:16.466-04:002011-09-02T18:26:16.466-04:00You know you're a redneck when you go to the f...You know you're a redneck when you go to the family reunion to meet women!<br /><br />I loved the one where they mowed the lawn and found a car!sacBarbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12293278665234622427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-24644319164272371422011-09-02T18:24:37.395-04:002011-09-02T18:24:37.395-04:00Zona, those are soooo funny. I especially like th...Zona, those are soooo funny. I especially like the "power" window. <br /><br />Michael, So your avatar has his pants down...does he have to pee???<br /><br />Lynn, only 12 more days.....<br /><br />Tinka, Have fun at the Fair.<br /><br />Hi Bear.sacBarbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12293278665234622427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-44316193334964767892011-09-02T17:49:49.671-04:002011-09-02T17:49:49.671-04:00Michael: I just wikipedia'd the history of the...Michael: I just wikipedia'd the history of these mountains, and you're so right... they're sacred to all the indigenous tribes! I hope Desert RATS (google if interested) isn't situated on top of an ancient burial ground!whabbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02835582600900388168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-37078311464569973852011-09-02T16:59:42.392-04:002011-09-02T16:59:42.392-04:00considered sacred ground Whabbear....
oh beware t...considered sacred ground Whabbear....<br /><br />oh beware the eagles silent flight..<br />be safely far by the fall of night..<br /><br />ew-ya-ya-ya-ew-ya-ya-ya...<i>rattles beads...</i>Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-37698758285809693012011-09-02T16:30:39.642-04:002011-09-02T16:30:39.642-04:00Hi, everybody! Checking in from San Francisco... ...Hi, everybody! Checking in from San Francisco... peaks, that is, north of Flagstaff in Arizona! Very interesting local terrain... eroded remains of an ancient volcano!whabbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02835582600900388168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-4847065287523013262011-09-02T14:17:48.490-04:002011-09-02T14:17:48.490-04:00look! Two at once!
You have 5 cars that are immo...look! Two at once!<br /><br /> You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is!<br /><br /><br /> You gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end”Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-20696947856027565402011-09-02T14:15:53.120-04:002011-09-02T14:15:53.120-04:00Jeff says:
You idea of talking during sex is “Ain...Jeff says:<br /><br />You idea of talking during sex is “Ain’t no cars coming, baby!”Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-4478279280251205582011-09-02T14:04:00.544-04:002011-09-02T14:04:00.544-04:00"number of the day!!!"
$1,197,000,000,0..."number of the day!!!"<br /><br /><b>$1,197,000,000,000</b>: The amount of US dollars spent as of June on the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. That's one trillion, one hundred and ninety-seven billion dollars.<br /><br />I can't wait until Congress is back in session so we can listen to them continue to squabble over "entitlement programs" that we can't afford.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-69848200031349115082011-09-02T13:12:39.800-04:002011-09-02T13:12:39.800-04:00Zona~ Loved this one....makes me laugh every time ...Zona~ Loved this one....makes me laugh every time I look at the pics...laughed the whole time I was loading this blog in....thanks for sending it~ LOVED the make shift BBQ~<br /><br />Tinka~ I'm doing better....just can't laugh yet~ :D Have fun this weekend~<br /><br />Good Morning LynnD~Tina~in_uthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00116184037530500863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-69599321121878294132011-09-02T13:10:54.631-04:002011-09-02T13:10:54.631-04:00Good Moaning~Good Moaning~Tina~in_uthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00116184037530500863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-49570753641553066742011-09-02T13:10:45.041-04:002011-09-02T13:10:45.041-04:00DO NOT....and I REPEAT...DO NOT...make me laugh!!!...DO NOT....and I REPEAT...DO NOT...make me laugh!!!!!<br /><br />gentlemen.....start ur engines.....well I NEVER!~ humpht~Tina~in_uthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00116184037530500863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-1814654270790992192011-09-02T12:45:49.566-04:002011-09-02T12:45:49.566-04:00and I can't forget Tina!!
You think the last ...and I can't forget Tina!!<br /><br />You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are... <br /><br /><b>“Gentlemen, start your engines.”</b>Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-92010193125039334462011-09-02T12:42:56.767-04:002011-09-02T12:42:56.767-04:00Oh! I forgot this one! Picked it special for Tinka...Oh! I forgot this one! Picked it special for Tinka and Jack!!<br /><br /><br />u may b a redneck if....<br /><br /><b>You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.</b>Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-46040846751397061292011-09-02T12:39:32.014-04:002011-09-02T12:39:32.014-04:00you may be a redneck if.....
Think “loading the ...you may be a redneck if.....<br /><br /><br />Think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.<br /><br /> You ever cut your grass and found a car.<br /><br />You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t.<br /><br /> You think the stock market has a fence around it.<br /><br />Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.<br /><br /> Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.<br /><br />You own a homemade fur coat.<br /><br /> Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.<br /><br /> You burn your yard rather than mow it.<br /><br /> Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”<br /><br /> You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.<br /><br /> The Salvation Army declines your mattress.<br /><br /> You’ve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.<br /><br /> Birds are attracted to your beard.<br /><br /> Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.<br /><br /> You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.<br /><br />You have the local taxidermist’s number on speed dial.<br /><br /> You’ve ever hit a deer with your car…deliberately.<br /><br /> Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos”.<br /><br /> You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.<br /><br /> You’ve ever given rat traps as gifts.<br /><br /> You clean your fingernails with a stick.<br /><br /> Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.<br /><br /> You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.<br /><br /> Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.<br /><br /> Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.<br /><br /> Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.<br /><br /> You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned.<br /><br />There are more than five McDonald’s bags in your car.<br /><br /> The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.<br /><br /> There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.<br /><br /> You’ve ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.<br /><br />The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.<br /><br /> You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.<br /><br /> You’ve ever bathed with flea and tick soap.<br /><br /> You think “taking out the trash” means taking your in-laws to a movie.<br /><br /> You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.<br /><br /> Your kids take a siphon hose to “Show and Tell.”Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-69403967367064585472011-09-02T12:35:16.916-04:002011-09-02T12:35:16.916-04:00Jeff Foxworthy
I have never been jealous. Not ev...Jeff Foxworthy <br /><br />I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-53166146519222400352011-09-02T12:35:04.816-04:002011-09-02T12:35:04.816-04:00Hi Tinka!
My avatar is a very hot man washing his...Hi Tinka!<br /><br />My avatar is a very hot man washing his truck with his pants around his calves....<br /><br />I was listening to Jeff Foxworthy once and he discussed words and they are used in the north and the south.....such as mayonnaise..<br /><br />with rednecks in the south the word is completely different...<br /><br />for example...."mannaise alot of guys painting on nat house!"Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107347362105897590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-49834506498989652362011-09-02T12:21:21.064-04:002011-09-02T12:21:21.064-04:00Tina - I hope you are feeling better today. Thinki...Tina - I hope you are feeling better today. Thinking about you.<br /><br />Wishing all owls a happy and healthy Friday. See you later.Tinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09389439446543004539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4451602020663846531.post-24288248187092550592011-09-02T12:19:38.354-04:002011-09-02T12:19:38.354-04:00I must check out my farms. I now have eleven farm...I must check out my farms. I now have eleven farms on Farmtown and four on Farmville. I wish I could trade in my billions of Farmcash for Canadian money. What a blog party I could have. I would be able to fly everyone here to see Victoria in all its glory. I can dream can't I?Tinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09389439446543004539noreply@blogger.com