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This Night Owl Blog has given so much! It is a fun place, we don't bash and we have fun being "tedious"! We offer advice, give love, lots of free food and an open forum which can be about anything that is important, thought provoking or just plain silly. And sometimes we just March (some to different drummers, but all together). :) It is not about a single person, it is about all the people on any given day blended together.....Goldie!
Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Sunday, April 7, 2024
Never Argue with a Woman
by Dianne
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out herself.She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?''Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that quite obvious?')'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I am reading!''Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up a ticket.''If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.''Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Sunday, March 31, 2024
Sunday, March 17, 2024
Thursday, March 7, 2024
Monday, February 26, 2024
Crocodile Farm
by Dianne
When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal, "Whoever dares to jump, swim to the shore, and survive, I'll give you $1,000,000."
No one dared to move.
Suddenly, a man jumped into the water, desperately swam, and made it to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles.
The owner announced, "We have a brave winner!!"
After the man collected his reward, he and his wife returned to the hotel. Upon arrival, the manager told him that he had been very brave to jump. To which the man replied, "I didn't jump! Someone pushed me!"
His wife smiled.
Moral - Behind every successful man, there's a woman who pushes him!
Wednesday, February 14, 2024
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