April Fools' Day

well it seems the joke is on me today
last nite driving home, my car just died
my 2007 Acura TL called it quits
without any explanation

i had just got done at the supermarket
buying my weekly "weight watchers" meals
and stocking up on some other frozen items

here i am in the middle of the parking lot
with all my frozen foods in the trunk
and a car that would not move

i tried calling home to see if anyone
could pick me up, no answer
tried the cell, no answer, so needless to
say i am on my own

i do not live far from the supermarket
so i took off walking with my frozen foods,
my briefcase and my purse

every finger, forearm, elbow and hand
were taken, if i could have used my toes
i would have, however i had just gotten
a pedicure and did not want to ruin my
very pretty toes

as i walk my cell phone rings, now how
in gods name am i going to answer the phone
so i let it ring...it rings again...and again
i finally try to find it...looking, grasping, panting

and plop i fall, my frozen foods are now all
over the street, with everything else i was holding
my face is staring at concrete, not a pretty site!

i gather myself up, and all my belongings and
walk back to the car all disheveled
and wait for a ride

the ride came and i am fine
i guess it was just one of those days
where everything seems to go kaput!!!

and my Acura its fine as well
it would have been good if i took the
car out of drive, before trying to start it!

Ha, so the joke is on me, but perhaps
i am not alone!

:O)