by Sandie
I'm sure we've all been there--the embarrassing moment when your child, grandchild, niece, nephew or just a child you were with spits out a swear word. It's awful and funny at the same time! When my son was seven, we were at a family picnic. My cousin was there with his boys and they and my boys were playing together (they rarely saw each other--just once a year at these family reunion picnics). My cousin and his mom (my aunt) were talking to my mom and me. My aunt was super snooty--very above it all. Well, up walked my son, obviously very upset and tattled on my cousin's boys--saying they were mean. I very quietly told him to try to work it out and play nicely together. He blurted out, "I'M NOT PLAYING WITH THOSE ASSHOLES!" The look on my aunt's face was priceless--as I'm sure the look on my face was!! My cousin and I still laugh about it!
Most of you have probably seen this video but I think it's so cute that I wanted to make sure! This little girl is just adorable--and so innocent in her quest to take care of the monster. What's your funny story about swearing kids?
Good Morning Hooters!
ReplyDeleteGreat blog today!
ReplyDeleteMy oldest(happy birthday Matthew- 29 today!) was 2 and my mother and I were downtown at Maxwell Street Days. She is chatting away talking to some lady friends and paying no attention to him as he tried to get her attention. Finally he screams at her- "GAMMA, A FIRE-FUCK!" As the truck went by he was thrilled, she was mortified!
The other son, not much older then 3 - we are standing with a neighbor and her teenage daughter chatting. Matthew was picking on his brother until Kyle had enough. Finally he says " Matyou, you sons a beach". LOL
That women is our property and casualty insurance agent to this day and she still brings that up once in awhile.
I appear to be here alone, I am off this morning for a dr. appt so I might as well make the most of my computer time.
ReplyDeleteSo, going to march along saying hi to everyone and flapping my wings.
ReplyDelete5, I guess I could go for 10- but that would seem greedy
ReplyDeleteOr would it? I won't be able to commment again till this afternoon..
ReplyDeleteI often talk to myself though and I am a good listener...
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ReplyDeleteok, I am taking my tedious ASS out of here and getting in the shower- see you all later!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHope you all have a peacefull day.
TWELVE!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thursday!! (it might have to be THIRSTY thursday!!LOL)...
ReplyDeleteGood morning...
Goldie - congrats on FIRST!!
waving howdy to Goldie, Goldie, Goldie, Goldie, Goldie - LMAO!!!
How are you Goldie??!!
Sandie - thanks for your blog - I'll have to read how Goldie is doing and then think about a "moment"!!
I hope everyone has an excellent day!!
:-)
Goldie - congrats on first thru Eleven!! Good luck at the doc today..
ReplyDeleteGuess it's now MY turn to be tedious!!!
It's just WAY too early!!!
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ReplyDeleteGoldie - hope that made you feel better!!
ReplyDeleteOkay - i need to go get ready for my LONG day!!!
see ya'll later...
Heck,,
ReplyDeleteTWENTY - TWO, just because!!!
Good morning, and cute video Sandie.
ReplyDeleteGreat marching Goldie and MEK.
I love a parade!!
Precious story Goldie.
Hope everyone has a great Thursday and good luck at the doctor's office, Goldie. Happy 29th Birthday to your son.
Congrats on first, Goldie ... and second, third, fourth, etc., etc.!! Loved your stories about your kids. Happy Birthday to your son!
ReplyDeleteMEK, good morning and nice marching!
You and Goldie made me laugh this morning--I saw 23 comments and thought, "Wow, everyone is up early today!"
Hi Ronnie! Sorry to read about the looting and fighting in your town. I guess stress sometimes brings out the worst in people.
Oops, forgot to say thank you for the nice blog comments. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteMorning Glories!
ReplyDeleteGoldie first again? LOL
I too saw that there were over 20 posts this morning and had to check the clock to see what time I had really gotten up! LOL Way to march MEK and Goldie!
Swearing kids? Sandie I am thinking and thinking but it seems like I was the one that was always swearing! LMAO
I did catch my brother trying to teach my son to say God Damn when he was about 2! Boy did he get clobbered by me! WTH He said it was his duty as an Uncle. Men!
Hope everyone is going to have a good day!
Good Morning Everyone!
ReplyDeleteSANDIE: Loved your blog...and the video! Not having any children of my own, I'm going to have to try and think of things my neices and nephews have said...but right now I'm drawing a blank. Hopefully, my memory will kick in and I'll have something by this afternoon!!
GOLDIE: Congrats on FIRST...and your march to ELEVEN!! HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY to Matthew!
MEK: You Goof!! ;)
RONNIE: How did George and you do last night?? ;)
Good Morning LYNND!!
Ok..off to sleep with me..hope everyone has a good day!
Good morning again.
ReplyDeleteWaving 'Hi' to Sandie and Lynn.
I've been answering emails on MS, and thank you all again for all you kind wishes..
We didn't have a problem with curse words from our children because the only thing they heard was an occasional 'damn'. But boy-o-boy, did they ever say anything else. My son told the young boy checking us out at the gross-ery store..."My Mama said you need a haircut". So it was mainily things like this that were said.
Once in the same store at three years of age, he told a lady she really did have a big hiney.
Out of the mouths of babe's.
I told my children years ago, that I just wanted to live long enough to say things to embarrass them and know exactly what I'm saying, just so they had to say things like...."You'll have to excuse Mama, she doesn't know what she's saying." Ha!
ZonaBabeeeee~
ReplyDeletePoor George! He's off and whimpering in the corner and keeps saying something about wanting to go home. lol
Sleep well, Dear Lady.
BBL
Happy Thursday owls.
ReplyDeleteSandie, This clip cracked me up. I always feel so stupid, laughing out loud, all by myself, here at home. But it was a great start to my day.
I had my first son when I was 19 and my language was very colorful in those days. When Dean was about 2 years old, I was driving and someone cut me off and before I could even react Dean yelled out "YOU BLASTARD." Well, the windows were down in my car and driving right next to me was the priest from my church, whose window was also down. To this day, I don't know if he heard, but I cleaned up my language after that.
Goldie, I think a lot of kids have trouble with the "T" sound. We stopped at a truck stop cafe once when were on a trip and my middle son, who was also 2-ish, was so excited about all the "fuckers" in the cafe. Everyone in the cafe laughed, but I was mortified. Luckily they had a sense of humor or it could have been ugly.
Going to read the rest of the comments and be back.
Fun blog today!
ReplyDeleteThis is from many years ago when I used to live in Texas and had a different hubby. We were with my then-hubby's family, camping and tubing on the Guadalupe River. It was very hot and humid and one of our family friends, fearful of water so not able to cool of in the river, sighed loudly, "ohhhhhh sh-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e--i-i-i-i-i-i-t. Y'all DO know how long a Texan can draw out the word, "shit", right?
Anyway, one of my nephews, about 4 or 5 years old said, "Wilma, don't say shit - I kick youw ASS!" The "w" replaces the "r" in "your" because that's the way he sounded. I can still hear those innocent words ringing loud and clear in my head.
Gonna go read comments now. Thanks for the smile and the memory!
Good Thursday Owls!!!
ReplyDeleteSandie....cute blog! I remember watching my then almost two year old niece trying to climb down a ladder at the park and hearing her say "oh dit!!!" Didn't hear the actual word from her very angelic auntie...no f#*&ing way!!!
I love the little girl and the monster video. Thanks for the laugh, Sandie! Here's another cute one on the same theme...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pj2Nutu5v8
Driving up island to see students! Have a great day everyone!
Good morning everyone.
ReplyDeleteGoldie, Happy birthday to your son.
MEK, Have a good day. (((HUGS)))
Ronnie, Is everything beck to normal at your house?
LynnD, When I was sophomore in high school my best friends Mom had a baby. We taught her a lot of words that her Mom wouldn't have wanted her to know and we, too, thought it was out "JOB" to do that.
Zona, (((HUGS))) to you.
Donna Jean, Thinking about you and Laurie today.
Waving a wing at all who will land later. Have a great day.
Helloooo VIG and Outatuune. We were typing at the same time.
ReplyDeleteHello! Thanks for all the birthday wishes for my son. But hey- I did all the work that day-LOL
ReplyDeleteAnother story- my nephew was a little guy and my sister-in-law and I were driving along with him in the backseat. Similiar to sacbarb's story- we were cut off by another driver. Calmly coming from the backseat? "STUPID FUCKER". My poor sil was so shocked she almost wrecked the car, and I think I was laughing so hard I actually peed my pants a little.
I am heading back to work now- so see you all later!
Umm, that's supposed to be cool ofF in the river.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I get for not proofing before posting. And if I hadn't proofed just now, this post would have gone out with the word profing ... I wonder if I can be trusted to file today?!!
SacBarb, you just reminded me ...
ReplyDeleteWhen my stepson was about 15, on our suggestion he gave his 3 year old half-brother (his mom's son) a Leap Pad for his birthday. When my stepson returned from his summer visit with his mom, he told us the Leap Pad was pretty cool because he spent the whole summer putting in dirty words and listening to the Leap Pad pronounce them out loud.
I can just imagine what my husband's ex-wife had to say about what we were teaching "her" kid, lol!
In my defense, my stepson had that mouth when I met him at age 11 and I'm pretty sure he got it from his 16 year old sister...
While it seems I have the floor, we pause for a shameless plug.
ReplyDeleteAiring tomorrow night is an episode of Dogtown called 'Project Rescue'. My foster dog was one of the nearly 150 that were rescued from the ranch in Gabbs, NV that this program is about.
The film crew was there on December 5, 2007. Arnie didn't get to leave the ranch until January, 2008 so you may see him in the show. You will def see his puppies.
My current avatar is a pic of Arnie at the ranch, sent to me by one of the rescuers from Best Friends.
Dogtown - Project Rescue
Friday night
National Geographic channel
If you miss it, it repeats a couple of times during the week.
This is my 15 minutes of fame and I wasn't even there!
Hi!! How are ya? and, What's for lunch, Hooters? ~~~'All-Day Hugs' to DJ & LE, and "Happy It's-Your-Son's Birthday" to you Goldie!!
ReplyDeleteSandie~~Hadn't seen that video. Precious!
I think I've told a longer version of this story before when our blog was on most embarrassing moments, so I'll keep it brief:
Scene: 6:00pm flurry of big-city parents picking up toddlers in crowded preschool hallway. Headmistress asks my 'little angel' why she's having a mini-meltdown on the bench along the hallway wall.....
Her reply: " Because I can't tie my F*CKING shoelaces!!!"
awww truck Vig, thanks for the other video
ReplyDeleteOutatuune, Speaking of Arnie, Sharon couldn't convince her SO to adopt him or any dog for that matter. The dog he had for 15 years died about a year ago and he was heartbroken. Sharon thinks he is afraid of getting so attached again. She even showed him all the pics I sent her and he still didn't cave. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteHello Bon!
ReplyDeleteYou just reminded me of another hilarious moment involving a different nephew. My SIL had woken up late and was rushing around getting her 4 girls up and out the door for school. She grabbed my nephew, Junior (Jr), too young for school at the time straight out of bed and into the car to drive the girls to school.
She remembered she needed some milk for Jr's cereal so decided to stop and pick up a couple of things at the grocery store. While in the store, one of her neighbor's spotted Jr and asked him why he had a sour look on his face.
He was about 4 at the time and he said (really), "mom didn't let me take my morning piss and now my dick won't go down!"
I remind you, this was my EX-husband's family....
Hi Bon Bon. How's the weather there? We are having a very mild 57 degrees leading up to maybe 70 here today. Next week, back to 90.
ReplyDeleteSacBarb, thanks for trying. I understand the need for distance when we lose a pet we loved for so long. When his heart heals a little more, maybe he'll have room for another fur-kid.
ReplyDeleteAll this means to Arnie is that his destiny remains unknown. I'm committed to work with him for as long as it takes to find his perfect forever home, even if that ends up being the rest of his life.
Hi all!
ReplyDeleteFunny blog Sandi!
I was raised in a strict Spanish home. I never even heard a bad word until I was 16 yrs old. I used to look in the mirror and practice saying "dam", cuz it just didn't sound right when I said it!LOL! Our community was pretty bland. I was 16 before I knew what a beer was!I never swore in front of my kids, still don't, and I rarely hear it from them in my presence, except when the Detroit Lions or Tigers are playing lol!!
After I turned 17 I was introduced to to many colorful words. I usually find myself saying things like "son-of-a-monkey's Uncle", "mother trucker",or "fricken". I guess I still see Mom's face when I said "dam in her presence! She almost had a stroke (while giving me a slap!). How times have changed! She would been in jail for that today.
Outatuune~~You're cracking me UP, girl! What a wonderful Arnie pic.
ReplyDeleteSacBarb~~We STILL haven't had 1.5" of rain since April, but I think Autumn IS coming. No 90's the past few days, very cool mornings, but very hazy due to several active forest fires statewide.
This morning I grabbed the newspaper expecting huge banner headlines about the crashing markets. Instead it was all photos of fires and closed highways, with one tiny "Fed Reshapes Itself to Cope with Crisis" column in the lower right corner.
Mary?MI~~So good to see you up there!! How's 'Arthur'?
Bon,I am more limber today.Funny how it comes & goes. Some days I can barely move!
ReplyDeleteIn a few minutes a young friend of in will be over. She has her own Karaoke business too. We will be trading music and catching up on all the new karaoke upgrades on our karaoke 'puters. She is a lot younger than me (25), but she is a lot more computer savvy than me.
Gottah go. I am going to try to make some tortillas before she gets here.
"friend of mine" is coming over! Geesh.
ReplyDeleteBTW where is Joey?
I don't have children of my own. My sister's son didn't cuss but he did other things that were very shocking like pulling out his weewee at my parents pool in front of everyone and announcing to us all "hey look how far I can take a whiz." Then he'd let it rip. He was 5 or 6 years old so boys will be boys. My Mom & my sister were always horrified but his dad kind of grinned like that's my boy.
ReplyDeleteMy ex husband's 2 year old nephew was the one that learned to swear the moment he could talk. He would come over to grandma's house and curse like a sailor. He knew those words got him a lot of attention. His Mother's face would turn all red. His grandma would look a bit mortified. I couldn't help but laugh. The kid was still in diapers and his greeting upon entering grandma's house was always the same. Shit, Damn, etc...
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ReplyDeletefor ReneeEve
in honor of her raising 3 boys.
:0)
Mary/Mi
ReplyDeleteJoey's computer is broken again!
ooops, I forgot to say
ReplyDeleteGREAT BLOG SANDIE!!!!!
xoxo
Just doing a quick fly-by to see if anyone has heard from Donna Jean. Still sending prayers for a successful day of surgery for Laurie Elizabeth.
ReplyDeleteWaving a wing to Bon, Mary, Barb, and Outatune. Good to see my dear friend, Jax, post in area 51. Bring your three items, and get on the boat. I'm so ready to go!
LynnD~You asked us to stew until today about the Saran Wrap. Okay, what gives? lol
bbl
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Thanks Goldie, MEK, Ronnie, LynnD, Zonababy, Sacbarb, Outatuune, VIG, Bon'0, Mary/mi and Dreama for the nice blog comments!
ReplyDeleteI'm loving all your stories!
What I forgot to say on the blog was that my hubby and I aren't swearers (well he was around his Army buddies!) and that's why I was particularly shocked when my son blurted that out! I guess he learned it at school! LOL That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :)
I have a story that I had forgotten about that I think beats anything my children ever said in public.
ReplyDeleteYears ago (in my late 20's), we were visiting a few days with my brother and his wife and my three year old nephew, Michael. Well, my sister-in-law and I made a grocery list and were leaving to go to the store, and as she was hugging my brother good-bye, I noticed she had giggled when he said something to her.
We did our shopping and were standing in the check-out line waiting our turn and she said to me, "I guess we got everything we need"....to which my nephew loudly responded...."DADDY SAID TO BRING HOME SOME POON-TANG" OMG!!!
Everyone within ear-shot cracked-up laughing, including me. The only one not laughing was my sister-in-law.
bbl
hilarious blog today....i'm loving all the stories~
ReplyDeletecontrary to popular belief, hubby and I don't cuss in front of our children! (i know....i know....hard to believe, ain't it!) Anyway, one day in 3rd grade IN HIS CATHOLIC SCHOOL, my youngest wrote something on his hand. (He later told us he wanted to know how to spell it!) The teacher asked the class a question and my lovely son raised his had to answer. Well needless to say, the FUCK YOU on his hand didn't go over too well and he got sent to the principal's office....oh yeah....HIS FATHER'S OFFICE!!! Hubby said it was so hard to not laugh and gave him the lecture of his life! (as an aside...same kid, same office, different lecture, LAST WEEK!!!!) That child is going to be the death of me!
Same kid: When the twins were 4, I applied for another job at work and the day I was notified that I got it, I was in the office with the kids. I ran into the District Manager (the man that gave me this job) and had to stop to talk to him. He is about 6'5" and my little boy was standing next to him and staring straight up at him. Out of nowhere he said, "You have crooked teeth!" I was mortified and my DM laughed and said, "Too bad about that job!"
Ronnie~ did your SIL go back to get the Poon-Tang? lol~
Goldie~ congrats on 1st~ and happy anniversary to you on the birth of your son~ :D
Tina~
ReplyDeleteNo, my SIL didn't go back to the store, and I imagine my brother didn't have any poon-tang for a very long time.
Goldie:
ReplyDeleteCongrats on First!
Sandie:
I loved your blog, I remember seeing this video and just thought is was so cute, and the little girl is adorable...
Happy Birthday Matthew!!!
ReplyDeleteRonnie~ what kind of Tang exactly is that? I don't think I've heard of that kind~
ReplyDeletehi carol~
ReplyDeleteGoldie and Mek:
ReplyDeleteI love tedious!!! :O)
Zona:
Hope you enjoyed sleeping with yourself..
Hi Tina!!!!
ReplyDeletecarol~ how do you know Zona slept with herself? She's a ho you know~
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ReplyDeleteahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~
ReplyDeleteI am so sheltered... What is Poon-Tang?
ReplyDeleteTina:
ReplyDeleteCause she is always so happy :O)
SANDIE - Great blog!!! I'm enjoying everyone's stories today!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't like it when the kids cuss....so I have taught them a few choice phrases.....sunny beach, shalzbot (remember Mork & Mindy?!!?), and my all time favorite cheese and rice!!!
Out of the mouthes of babes story. When Sam was just about 2, maybe 3, my hubby was on the tug-o-war team here in town. And his coaches name was Richard. Well, most people call him Dick. We were at a tournament and out of nowhere Sam saw Dick coming across the tournament grounds and yelled as loud as she could "There's my big Dick!!!" Oh, my hell.....I coulda died, but everyone just about pee'd their pants laughing so hard.
RONNIE - lol @ poon-tang!!!
GOLDIE - Happy b'day to Matthew!!!
TINA - Why is it always the youngest that seem to test us so?
Hi Carol,
ReplyDeleteTina~ That would be the Poon kind. I don't think I've ever seen it stocked at my local Kroger's. Maybe you can get it at your, there in Utah. If you can't find it...just tell your store manager you are looking for some Poon Tang. I'm sure he'll help you find it.
Breaktime....love these stories :o)
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Send Carol an 'Urban Dictionary' for Christmas.
Jodi~~Just read your "Tug-of-War" tale, and thought for sure the word 'pull' was going to be part of the story (lol).
Ronnie~ thanks sweetie~ I'm sure I could find it myself. Do you think you could just describe it to me and I'll go to my store and look for it? I would just hate to have to bother the store manager~
ReplyDeleteJodi~ tell me about it~
Hi Ronnie!!!
ReplyDeleteBon:
Do I have to wait for the dictionary to find out the meaning?
Carol, Carol, Carol~
ReplyDeleteA sheltered life???
I believe that item is produced and packaged by the Nooky company.
You might want to check with you local grocery store manager.
Tina:
ReplyDeleteCongrats on 69, hope you enjoyed!!
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ReplyDeleteTina, for God's sake...it's in the meat department.
ReplyDeleteHey, Jodi!!!
Ronnie:
ReplyDeleteSame place you bought the "potted meat"???
LOL LOL LOL
ReplyDeleteOMG, I can't type!!!!
Hey Bon!
ReplyDeleteRonnie:
ReplyDeleteCan you a least type the meaning?
Carol, didn't your Mother have this talk with you years ago?
ReplyDeleteOk, I have decided to announce to the world, cause I have no idea how many ppl read this blog, that I have a tummy ache and can't stop going to the bathroom... Uggg....
ReplyDeleteAnd at this point it hurts...
:(
Maybe it was the "potted meat" I should have had the Tuna....
Ronnie:
ReplyDeleteNo, she is Italian all she did was cook and clean...
Carol~ get a mirror!~
ReplyDeleteRonnie! JUST TELL HER!! :)~
OMG, either I'm leaving or need to put on my hip-boots.
ReplyDeleteCarol~ Take of your good stilettos.
Tina:
ReplyDeleteWhy so I could watch myself poop :(
Carol, do you think it's too late to sit down with her this evening and ask her to explain what Poon Tang is?
ReplyDeleteThank goodness for google!
ReplyDeletePoontang:
Vulgar Slang Sexual intercourse with a woman.
BINGO!!!!
ReplyDeleteRonnie:
ReplyDeleteDon't need my mom, I have google!!
From Urban Dickshunairy~
ReplyDelete1. Poon Tang
That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)
There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!
100~
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ReplyDelete100~
ReplyDeleteoh yeah~
ReplyDeleteOh, how exciting I got BINGO, what did I win?
ReplyDeleteNow, does that let me off the hook, Tina?
ReplyDeleteWhy is there always porn in this nest? LOL
ReplyDeleteYou have just won a big ole can of potted meat!
ReplyDeleteJ/L~ cuz Ronnie is here~ :)~
ReplyDeleteTina:
ReplyDeleteWow your explanation is alot more graphic then mine, I should have know you would have the urban
dictionary in your fav's....
Hey j/l
ReplyDeleteAt least you always know when to show up. lol
Tina:
ReplyDeleteCongrats on 100, Geez you must be worn out. Mr Tina ain't getting lucky tonite :O)
J/L:
ReplyDeleteTina starts it....
That's right, Tina starts it.
ReplyDeleteWe were here minding our own bidness and then she flew in.
You know, Carol, you always seem to be in the middle of it, even if you don't know all the terminology! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL j/l
ReplyDeleteTina you are so talanted! First you get 69, then you look up Poon Tang for Carol, then you get 100! Talk about a Go-getter!
ReplyDeleteGoldie congrats on #1 and Happy Birthing Day!
ReplyDeleteSandie Fun blog today! That little girl is so darling! I bet someday she really will kick somebody's ass who deserves it!
ReplyDeleteJ/L:
ReplyDeleteYou are right! I am always in the middle, and it seems this porn thing surrounds me...
:O)
J/L~
ReplyDeleteIf Carol has to look-up all the terminology, that must make her a 'Nice Girl'.
Never have heard of a Nice Girl Crackwhore, before. Better go look this up.
Carol Maybe it's those red stilettos. :)
ReplyDeleteYep!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's a picture of Carol as the definition.
Have to go the bathroom, brb :(
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing, Carol.
ReplyDeleteAt least you don't take us with you like Mo. does.
How you doing J/L?
Ronnie I'm hanging in there. This a.m. Custard emailed me that he misses me. Of course he does, I'm great! LOL
ReplyDeleteRonnie, can't you just imagine us all traipsing into the bathroom with Carol or Mo! LOL
ReplyDeletebunch of ho's....i take one call and you get all accusing~
ReplyDeleteRonnie honey~ anyone call you a gilf yet?
J/L~ you DO seem to know when to show up!
Carol~ I am a little tuckered~ :D
Are you writing back everythime he sends an email? I believe he needs to sweat a little bit. JMHO
ReplyDeleteJ/L...I'm not going in there!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTina....I don't know what that is.
Ronnie~ sweetpea...of course you don't know~
ReplyDeleteJ/L~ I agree with ronnie....let the emails sit for a while~
I don't know cause I'm a nice girl....
ReplyDeleteTina~ is that like milf, but 'g' is for girl?
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling J/L typing a very long post!
ReplyDeleteRonnie I guess it depends on the email. No emails over the weekend that I recall but then he wrote Monday a.m. to ask if I had received a package he sent yet. That started some communication. Now he is sending me a piece of jewelry he made for me but forgot to give me while I was visiting him.
ReplyDeleteRonnie:
ReplyDeletenice my ass~
or with your aaaackscent~
niiiiisssse, mah aaaaaayyyysssss~
Ronnie~ G is for Grandmother....you know....like an old woman~ :)~
ReplyDeleteI think Carol is still wiping~ :)~
ReplyDeleteJ/L,
ReplyDeletePlease just remember...he threw you away, and you're not a yo-yo and run at the snap of his fingers.
Take care of you and your heart first. I hurt for you so much.
You're too funny Tina. Why don't you take Carol a magazine?
ReplyDeleteBtw, Tina~
ReplyDeleteYuck Fou about "like an old woman".
Dinner time.....YUMMO!
ReplyDeleteI'll be back in a little while. Save my place in line. k?
Maybe we need to send Shirley in with more toilet paper!
ReplyDeleteAND, just so you know...
ReplyDeleteI AM a nice girl.
Remember, like you, Tina, I went to Catholic school.
J/L~
ReplyDeleteOr maybe a mop.
bbl
Yeah, sure! We've all heard about the Catholic girls!
ReplyDeleteLOL J/L...
ReplyDeleteI think it's Tina that gives us Nice Girls a bad reputation. lol
Ronnie~ I'll have you know I'm known as St. Tina around my house!~
ReplyDeleteJ/L~ yeah...send Shirley with the TP...i'm not going in there~
AND RONNIE~ I heard yeeeewwwww~
"Fuuuucckkkk Yeeeeeeeeeeeewwww~"
(I got that right, didn't I birdie?!) :D
TINA - That's exactly how she says it!!!
ReplyDeleteRONNIE - How many syllables in "pleasure"?!!?
JUST LIN - Let him sweat!!!
CAROL - I hope you have Charmin!!! I wouldn't want your cute ass chaffing. :P
ok.....back to my book and laundry. I hope everyone has a great night!!!
ReplyDeleteCAROL - Hopefully you're not observiing Thong Thursday....could get a little messy today. :P
Just a quick fly by to say thank you to everyone for commenting on the blog--so glad you enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to run before Carol gets out of the bathroom . . . hope your tummy is all better soon, Carol!
Good night!
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ReplyDelete**sliding more magazines under Carol's bathroom door**
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ReplyDeleteBe back in a little while.
ReplyDeleteAgain, Sandie, loved the cute blog.
Hi owls!
ReplyDeleteSandie, such a cute blog. I enjoyed reading everyone's comments.
Goldie, congrats on 1st thru 11th!!!
Donna Jean, I have been thinking of you today, hope all went well with Laurie Elizabeth.
I made it home, and feeling better!
ReplyDeleteNot sure what happen... Weird...
Thanks for magazine's I sure did need them, however I would have rather had People, as Penthouse really does nothing for me while sitting on the jon...
:O) Smiling again...
I forgot to give a shout out to Donna Jean, I hope all is going well...
ReplyDeleteShirley:
Where the heck have you been, I miss your wit and charm, see I told ya once you got your glasses and saw all this crazy ass owl comments, you would run for the hills :O)
I am going to read for a bit...
ReplyDeleteHopefully I will be back before bed...
No Carol I haven't run off. I just haven't felt very witty or charming lately. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteGoldie congrats on 1st.
Sandie I remember when Ellen had this little girl on her show last season. She was very cute. Nice blog topic.
Good night.
Sandie- Thank you so much for sending us some "yellow" today with your blog.
ReplyDeleteLast year son number one was in a "damnit" stage. He said it everywhere. I think we finally broke him of that habit.
Happy Birthday to Matthew Goldie!
ReplyDeleteI love that name. :)
Sacbarb, I didn't realized your son's name was Dean, that is my hubby's name and Matthew's middle name.
ReplyDeleteI love that name!!!! Good choice!
lol....i finally got to watch the video~ so cute....i shared it with my co-workers~
ReplyDeleteCarol: You mean Penthouse DOES do it for you in other parts of your house? LOL!
ReplyDeleteSandie!! That was a hilarious video! I had never seen it before, how cute!! and she was so serious about it. Very precocious child there!
ReplyDeleteCongrats goldie on first!
Hello to all, more than I can name i am sure. Long day for me..with fulltime job, walking and class.
I don't recall any moments with my kids specifically but I am sure we had some. Cursing is pretty common place in my household. I was never a stickler about it. I just explained to them that those words can't be used outside of the house. My mom hates curse words though.
Whabby:
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Mek:
ReplyDeleteWhere ya at? ♥♥
I figured out what made me sick, I had a couple of handfuls of granola last nite....I poured some on my ice cream.. I very rarely eat granola, however I heard it was good for you and I somewhat like it.
ReplyDeleteSo perhaps it is good for you!
For a good cleansing it is!!!
Never again...
lol carol~ ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww~
ReplyDeleteWhabby~ lol~
ReplyDeleteZona's not behaving~ :)~
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ReplyDeleteSANDY...very cute blog! Kids sure do say the darnedest things! Just recently my 4 year old cousin looked at his aunt and said..."it's ok to call a boy an asshole, but never call a girl one"! This just came out of the blue!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Matthew!
Anyone hear from DONNA JEAN?
CAROL...would you like some Kaopectate?
TINA...St. Tina??????? Now I have heard it all ;)~
JUST LIN...damn right he misses you. As he should! Let him stew in his own juices for a while...but take the jewelry!
ReplyDeleteCPGem: Sorry to hear you were sick!! That's no fun. :(
ReplyDeleteGood advice to J/L, Mo! But I still think that she should not respond to the Vanilla Custard and find some Chocolate Pudding instead!!
ReplyDeletemo~ so glad you've heard it all~ that would make you a smarty pants~ :D I'm so happy for you~
ReplyDeletehi tina..night all, I am exhausted..have a great day tomorrow everyone!
ReplyDeletegoodnight bebbi~
ReplyDeletenighters BEBBI
ReplyDeleteTUNAinUT...I know I am, but what are you?????? lol
ReplyDeleteI'm sexy~ duh~
ReplyDeleteI hope everything went super well for Laurie Elizabeth today. Sending prayers and well wishes to her and DonnaJean.
ReplyDeleteGood night everyone!
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