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Friday, March 19, 2010

~ You Gotta Be Kidding Me ~

by Tina~in_ut

You gotta be kidding me if you think I'm writing a blog today when my hubby has been gone for three weeks and is FINALLY home!!!! You're outta your mind!!!! all of you!!~

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38 comments:

  1. Hmmm I got first again! Tina must be busy with the hubby this morning.

    Three weeks with out your husband. Seems to me you would have had plenty of time to write several blogs. LMAO!

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  2. Good morning LYNN....congrats on 1st!!!

    TINA - I hope you at least stretched before he got there!!! ;)

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  3. Good Morning!

    Congrats on Prettiest LYNN!

    Have fun welcoming MR T. home today TINA..

    MR. T: Enjoy your welcome home! :D

    ..how about a nice dip in the pool?Or maybe it's snowing where you are..that's good too.. ;)

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  4. G'morning JODI..from the end of the world! :D

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  5. Good morning ZONA!! Do you qualify as a random broad today?!!?

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  6. I was expecting a blog from Tina today. What a selfish bitch!

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  7. LOL tina~~~ go get him!! Personally I want to read the blog you write tomorrow.. :)

    congrats on 1st lynn.

    Morning Jodi, Zonabaaaaaaaaaaby and Whab!

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  8. 'Sqooze me while I crack up @ Whabby's comment!!!!!

    There, I have composed myself! lol!!

    LynnD,'mornin, you are looking mighty beautiful!

    Tina,have you no shame? The man needs rest! ;-)

    Waving at Jodi,Zona,Wahbby, & Goldie!
    Busy day today and I haven't even packed bbl.......

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  9. Tina!!!! I caught you!! You are working on my farm!! I know for a fact that Mr Tina is NOT there!!

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  10. Tina: GREAT blog..we must be CRAZY to even request that of you! haha. You are so funny.

    LynnD: Way to go on Numero Uno!

    Jodi, Hello and happy Friday. I said "cheese" yesterday when you sent that message but it didn't go through because I am a dufus for brains and can't properly work my email via my phone..haha.

    Zona, Hello and Happy Friday

    Whabby: Hello and Happy Friday.

    Mary: Hello and Happy Friday

    Goldie: Hello and Happy Friday

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  11. TINA: I also know MrT is not even in town....what the heck did you do all night besides all of our farms? I thought you could multi-task and write as you plowed..remember you are trying to get MARY and I up to level 80....please hurry!!! :)

    LYNN: I agree with you .... three weeks...the blogs should be stock piled. It is so cute to see your little green gal first thing in the morning. Now...is that how we will recognize you in Chicago....you will be in full dress attire?

    I am so off to get the grey out of my hair today. It is snowing and supposed to snow all day. So far not quite as much as they have predicted. I got so sick of hearing about it on TV last night and a special news/snow report this AM...do they think we live in Hawaii....for crap sake...it's Colorado and we are supposed to get snow..(I think I have said this a dozen times). The line just for gas last night was like it was rationing and the grocery store was like a hurricane was coming soon and now the roads are only wet so far. It still could and might get worse but for the love of.......

    Ok...whew....sorry about that...it just gets on my nerves in case you couldn't tell!

    BEAR: I loved your comment to TINA...I think you have been hanging around DEEDEE too long!! :)

    MARY: NOW where are you off to...Vegas, right? Here is my quarter plus I sent you all those coins in the mail so don't forget to take them too.

    Hi JODI...are you peeling those potatoes yet for the salad? I guess I could bring Rocky Mtn Oysters to have a nice dish from my state!

    ZONA: I do have the "hope" for your anniversary celebration. I know the title...remembet the movie Hope Floats with Sandra Bullock? Speaking of....how mad are all of you at Jesse James right now??? Darn him...just when I had started liking him!

    GOLDIE: Any big plans for the weekend? YOu always seem to have something fun to do on weekends.

    Off to shower (sorry I didn't do it before I blogged) and to become that young looking chick and then to babysit and go to granddaughters first volleyball game (inside). Hey MARY, my daughter is in Vegas for a conference now until Sunday. She is at the MGM...could you go by and give her a hug for me? Thank you.

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  12. BEBBI: We were typing at the same time. Our minds must be thinking alike because I said cheese curds yesterday to JODI too and mine went through....I think.

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  13. Oh yea...I have to tell you guys one more thing. Yesterday I was eating a piece of licorice and felt something crunchy in it. I took it out and there was a crown for a back tooth on yet the OTHER side of my mouth. I couldn't believe it and all I can see is $$$$ signs. I haven't finished paying for my root canals and bridge yet (hopefully that will change after MARY wins my money and doesn't let MR Mary keep it). The dentist took me in with mylittle tooth in a baggie and were able to cement it back for the "time being". He said my teeth were just having wear and tear and of course I haven't been able to eat on the other side for 7 weeks now. I have always had such good dental care and teeth and this last nine months....I get my final bridge on the other side of those two teeth on Tuesday. I asked the dentist for a job there to pay off my bill.. Hell, I can pull teeth and charge too. Everyone knows me so well there...hmmmm, I wonder why?

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  14. lol you guys~ I wrote this on Monday night....I had just picked up the hubby...we came home and I checked the blog while he was unpacking...there were no blogs....I about pooped a brick and wrote this...and while I was writing it, Carol posted the blogs she had received.....we both laughed but decided to post this one anyway...well the hubby was back for all of two days and left again....right now he's trying to get home from Reno. The goofball flew standby....I tole him to buy a ticket!!! ugh!!! MEN!!!! Hopefully he'll be home tonight! :D

    Mary~ Yes I'm on ur farm....someone has to level you up!!!!! btw....ur at level 39! tyvm!!!

    LynnD~ Congrats on prettiest~ AGAIN!!!!!

    Jodi~ I stretched Tuesday~ :D

    Zona~ no pool....but maybe some snow today~

    Bear~ I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!~

    Goldie~ lmbo...you should see my next blog! lol!!!!~

    Bebbi~ We all know we are crazy~ duh~ :D

    Di~ thanks for calling~

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  15. Tina, where were you the other day when all my crops withered in FT?
    I think my flowers need watering too! I need to check FT more often. FV has me sooooo backed up! (no not that way).

    Diane, excuse me, but I bit into the coins you sent me and guess what?I could see my teeth marks, could be you are getting pay back ijs!

    We will be at the Venetian. I can meet her and give her all the winnings you have coming! OOPS,we don't get there until late Sunday! LOL!!! Too bad, now we will have to parlay it!

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  16. Tina,btw smooches for helping me level up!!!

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  17. hey bozo Mary~ did you know that if you don't accept your gifts on FB in a certain amount of time, they expire? I just got carpel tunnel accepting all ur crap!!!! hundreds and hundreds.....and a lot of them just GONE!!!!~ omg!

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  18. You guys are cracking me up!

    Just checking in have been gone all morning.

    I swear if Island Paradise does not load at some point today I am going to delete the damn app and find something else! Stupid game! I went to the fan page and there are some people in France that are might pissed off! I don't read french but FU comes through in every language loud and clear.

    Ok off to see if the sucker is up.

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  19. Tina, I wondered why I kept losing gifts when I finally got around to opening them! Well duh, I am a bozo!!
    Did all you farmers get that? lol!!
    I was just on FB and noticed my gifts had disappeared! Whew! Thanks Tina I ow you big time. I have been a lazy farmer!

    area51, I didn't know there was anything to laugh about when it came to taxes! LOL!
    Used condom eeewww!

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  20. TINA: I don't know what you are talking about as I am too busy farming for my grandkids and now my cousin. YOu don't realize it but doing someone else's farm takes up a lot of time! :)

    It is snowing hard here now. I just got over to the kids and the roads or more reality is the traffic is horrible. It is slushy and white-outs around different areas. It is so weird how the weather can be so different in a block or two.

    MARY: I didn't know you could lose your gifts either but I pick mine up pretty often.

    My GD still has her indoor volleyball game tonight. I keep wishing they would cancel. We just received the email that soccer is off for tomorrow...good since that is outdoor!! Think I will take them to Olive Garden after the game tonight for some yummy hot soup and dinner.

    Now I am hungry....

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  21. Tina..

    Still lol on your blog.. I thought it was funny the other day, and still do.. Hope he gets home soon tho, so the partying can begin..

    :O)

    Shirley..

    I did not stop by yesterday, so I want to thank you for your blog.. I get my taxes done by a corp accountant as my company is incorporated. They do my office, me and Sal's.. It costs me about 1200.00 but its worth it.. I would not know where to start.. when in business ya gotta do what ya gotta do.. even tho I hate paying that bill!!!

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  22. I received several blogs from owls over these last few days.. I sent you each a e-mail to let you know when they will posted.. I want to thank you all.. They are all good, and I (and Tina) appreciate it..
    and the good news is Tina, gets to spend lots of time with her hubby.. and me, well I will just farm longer..

    :O)

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  23. I am @ the office.. and have to get back to work.. (I just copied and pasted all the blogs onto blogger)..

    See you all later..

    :O)

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  24. Hey TINA>>>I just leveled up to Level 60....Wahooooooo I can buy a big old manor now!!!

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  25. Hi, Everybody! Sorry I've been MIA today. Lots to do to get ready for my trip. Also drama regarding grandkids. Hopefully, everything will work out in the end.

    Tina Thank you for the blogs you do write. :)

    LynnD Congrats on first. I agree with Dianne. You should wear all green when we first see you in Chicago. LOL

    Bear LMAO!!!!

    Dianne I'll pass on those Rocky Mounain Oysters, thanks. News people can make such an issue out of normal weather, can't they? Every time it rains here, we have "storm watch".

    Waving at Mary, Bebbi, Zona, Carol, Jodi and Goldie.

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  26. What has happened to my life? I read Tina's un-blog from today, but not the comments nor yesterday's. Back soon....

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  27. Whab, YOU SUCK! Only you can get away with calling Tina a selfish bitch, you know! Too funny!

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  28. wait.....BEAR CALLED ME A WHAT???!!!!!

    p.s.~ the Mr made it home~ :D

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  29. My mistake, Tina. Whab called you a Selfless Angel. Yeah. That's it. Selfless Angel.

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  30. lmbo Bonachichi~ lol~ That's what DeeDee and I call each other~ :D

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  31. I missed the tax blog!!

    Prior to my divorce, I'd been taking my kids to a counselor to deal with the violence at home. I followed her advice and did what she told me to keep the kids safe. Let's call her Fanita.

    During my divorce, my ex hired Fanita to testify against me. I hired a stenographer to document the hearings. My lawyer asked Fanita if she'd ever seen the kids prior to the divorce and she answered, "No".

    I let the insurance company know about this, even provided the steno notes from the case. They took an interest because they'd been billed by Fanita (and paid her) for services she testified under oath that she never provided. Fanita was charged with insurance fraud and her license to practice was yanked.

    Fanita recounted, and admitted that she had indded, seen the kids during the time in question. The insurance fraud charges were dropped.

    Then I let the court know of these goings-on. Perjury is a felony. Since it was a domestic violence case, it's a special circumstance. Child endangerment is also a felony. Sweet Fanita was convicted of 2 felony counts and sent to prison.

    Then I had a delightful conversation with the local IRS office, which became very interested in Fanita's tax history.

    I do believe she's burning in Hell right now. Or wishing she was, anyway.

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  32. note to self~ NEVER piss off Bonachichi~ :D

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  33. OK Owls, Just_Lin and I have our flight tickets for Chicago. I am getting excited.

    Lynn, congrats on getting the worm today.

    Sorry I am so late, but I wish everyone sweet dreams and a happy Saturday.

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  34. Hi Bonachichi!

    LOVE that story about Fanita!! I love when that happens!!

    And btw....Tina does NOT call me a "selfless angel"....she calls me "old woman"....and worse.....

    Lynn D....Hi there!! Hows the work coming on the new trees??

    lmao at Whabbear!!! Hey Berto! At least she didn't post some farkakte song.....lq

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  35. Woo Hoo!!! Yes, SacBarb and I are all set to go to Chicago! Very exciting, indeed! I think we're going to have a blast!

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  36. Just Lin will you short sheet someone's bed for me in Chicago? Doesn't matter whose (Lynn D)!

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  37. Shirley LMAO!!!!

    I'll be away for the next 9 days but will try to check in on my BlackBerry. Be good, everyone. Ha! What am I talking about?

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