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Saturday, October 30, 2010

JIggle them, and Wiggle them!

To end our Halloween fun, I have saved the best for last... Totally LMAO!





See what we all have to look forward to..

Happy Halloween!

41 comments:

  1. Yes, I am up with the puppy!*^$%_+:?@$

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  2. Good Morning!!

    well as soon as everyone has had breakfast they are going to get Shirley outta that hole....

    hope she's not dead down there...she wasn't speaking when I came in this morning....

    I wanted to look my best for the cameras...pardon my "surprised' look....went a little heavy on the botox!!

    If you missed all the excitement yestiddy...you need to read area 51... Shirley is trapped underground and there will be a daring rescue attempt this morning...

    thats why all the news trucks are here!!

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  3. Good grief Shirley is still down there? *rushes off to change cloths & put on make-up*

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  4. Okay, I prettied up. Where are the cameras? Do I look okay? Food in my teeth? How's my hair?

    Oh. Uh, by the way. How's Shirley?

    I'm not sure about these shoes. I need to go check the mirror. I have time. It's not like she's going anywhere.

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  5. Maybe if Whab stops in and dangles his dongle, Shirley can be lured out?

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  6. you look fabulous T-Bird....wait...beee still...let me get this....

    oh...


    just a pube stuck in your lipstick darling....

    I am getting a little worried that Shirley isn't communicating with us.....

    CAN YOU HEAR ME SHIRLEY? I AM GOING TO POUR SOME WATER DOWN THIS TUBE FOR YOU TO DRINK....PUT YOU MOUTH UP TO THE TUBE....

    whats that T-Bird? I need to what? ...just a minute...let me get this water down to Shirley.....
    *\*\zzzzZZZAAAPPP! CRAcKLE!! PoP!/*% bzzzZZZZzzzz...

    SMOKE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IN THE HOLE!!

    oooohhh!! I shoulda unplugged the mike.....NOW YA TELL ME!!!

    well she oughta be awake now fer sure....

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  7. you know....that could work! But the news coverage just wouldn't be the same....

    "WOMAN LURED FROM HOLE BY BEAR PENIS"

    this should be a group effort...now get out of my light so they can get a shot of me!

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  8. Here I am all dressed for SHIRLEY'S return. We need to get her up today as she is planning our party for tomorrow. Ummmm, I was wondering......there are two hunks here and one says he is SHIRLEY'S husband and the other one says he is her lover. I thought SHIRLEY was single!!! They are fighting over who goes down to check that she is okay to bring up the tube. What's the deal????

    You all look so nice...CHICHI, MARY AND DEEDEE ...where are the rest of the owls when someone is in crisis mode?

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  9. well T-Bird...I hope your are happy!

    My zorch is on fire....remind me later so I can damn you to hell..

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  10. Am I too late? ***rushing in, huffing and puffing and wheezing*** Is Shirley still in the hole? Has the Chilean President arrived to witness the rescue? ***uses inhaler*** Think we'll get to be on Oprah's show? Who as a mirror?

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  11. Has the rescue capsule arrived or are we going to have to improvise with one of those caskets Shirley has stashed in the basement?

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  12. fighting over who "goes down"....gosh she is so lucky....

    you look fabulous Dianne....Ungaro?

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  13. omg J/L!! Is that a Joseph Helmer jacket!!?? He is one of Quebec's top designers....you must have picked that up on your cruise adventure...

    you look marvelous!! honestly....

    The Chilean pres...Oprah and Joan are up in the bedroom at the end of the hall...I'm not sure what going on but they sure are noisy!

    The team...the capsule...everything is in place....they are just waiting to establish communication with Shoiley...

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  14. **running** SHIRLEY HANG IN THERE I'M COMING TO HELP!!

    **trips over own feet**

    C-R-A-S-H!!

    OOOUCH!! This is why I rarely make it to a rescue party...

    **Pulls grass out of mouth and pushes nose back into place**

    Waving to all the Owls gathered around SHIRLEY's rescue hole and all those on their way!

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  15. **comes out the basement door of Owl Manor and walk over to everyone gathered around a hole**

    What's up? Someone lose a contact? What are we looking at?

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  16. Evening Glories!

    Yes we are home. Left Thursday morning about 10:00 am from Olympia and then left WY at about 2:30 pm yesterday and arrived back home at about 10:30 am today.

    If you could see me you would know that I don't need a mask or costume. My eyes are so damn blood shot I scared the dogs and my clothes looked like I had been sleeping in them.

    I do have to say that Wyoming struck my as a state that is unloved and nobody really gives a shit. Sad and depressing. Glad to be home. I will write a blog later about this travel. The rest stop stories are full of horror!

    Shirley get out of Deedee's hole!

    PS still have not slept.

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  17. Thank goodness Shirley is ok.. I was going to put out a APB..

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  18. Lynn.. Glad you are home it must have been such a stressful trip.. sometimes when you go somewhere it makes you appreciate where you live..

    Is your daughter ok.. what about cute little Ritchie..

    and I personal think you look like a beautiful fairy godmother for Halloween.. ♥♥

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  19. Why Mary you are so very pretty today!

    :)

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  20. I am going over to the IS's for a Halloween Party.. I cannot go without some sort of costume, so I threw something together.. Well walgreens threw it together for me.. Leaving at 7pm so I gotta get ready..

    and

    Update on wedding.. Oct 15 2011, Saturday.. at a beautiful place here in NJ called The Manor.. They are going to get married in the ceremony courtyard @ the Manor @ 6pm which at that time should be around dusk.. The courtyard is beautiful..and then cocktail hr and reception to follow.. They are so excited and so am I..

    So, here we go again..

    :O)

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  21. Shirley. What are you doing out of that hole? Quick! Jump back in before someone sees you! The Chilean Prez, Joan Rivers, and Oprah are here, dammit! Don't ruin this TV op for us. We got all dressed up for it.

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  22. MARY: You are looking absolutely stunning this Halloween Eve!

    CAROL: The vid was so cute! I don't think I have much to look forward to cuz..I think I'm almost there now!! ;D

    LYNN: I'm glad you had a safe trip to Wyoming and back! Can't wait to hear the road trip details! :)

    SHIRLEY: We should have known you had an escape plan! Don't worry about my nose..it'll be fine.. ;)

    Well Mr Z is out back carving pumpkins for tomorrow night..four down..four to go! We bought seven bags of candy..the good stuff too. I think that should be enough..they're those big bags from Costco. Tomorrow we decorate the front yard..and then let the fun begin!! I can't wait!

    I sure hope everyone is enjoying this beautiful Saturday afternoon!! It's in the low 80's here..love it! :)

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  23. LynnD. I missed whatever it was that sent you to WY. I hope all is well with your family.

    Carol. I missed your news. Is the other IS getting married next year? Woo hoo!

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  24. Carol my daughter and Ritchie are both here and resting right now. Daughter is hanging in and this week we will find a doctor locally to deal with. Ritchie is amazing with his cast! Faster than a damn cat being chased.

    J/L long story but Daughter had her hours cut at work. She is pregnant with a high risk pregnancy. Possible kidney problems with the new baby. Ritchie broke his leg when he jumped off of the couch. We all decided enough was enough and that they needed to come home. There is more but you get the gist.

    PS Carol no fairy godmother, just one worn out Mom. :)

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  25. okay going to go eat and pass out. Love you all!

    Shirley who is in Deedee's Damn hole?

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  26. CAROL: How exciting for IS and his fiance! Oct. 15 seems far away now..but it will come faster than anyone can imagine!

    Have a good time at the party tonight! :)

    Nikki decided she wanted to wear her "I just rolled in the dead grass" costume for Halloween. Unfortunately for her..a bath destroyed that dream...HA!! ;)

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  27. LYNN - LMBO at Shirley get out of Dee Dee's hole!! At least your humor is still intact ♥ Glad you got home safely. Please give Ritchie a (((hug))) from WESconsin!!

    ZONA - Thanks for sending me pics of MR. Z'S handiwork!! AMAZING is all I can say!! And don't forget to video the goings on at the manor in Phoenix!!

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  28. CAROL - Take pics!! Can't wait to see what Walgreens came up with for you!! And I can't wait for the wedding!! Sounds like a lovely venue for a special couple ♥

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  29. Waving a wing at everyone!! It's been a long ass day. Work, dishes, laundry. Can't wait for Halloween. I love handing out candy to all the kidlets in my neighborhood!!

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  30. Shirley!! You were trapped in that hole1! How did you get out...WHY DID YOU GET OUT!!!

    LOOK!! THE NEWS TRUCKS ARE LEAVING!!

    OPRAH!!

    NO-PRAH??

    JOAN??

    SHES GOAN??

    oh..hi Lynn and Carol....

    S H I R L E Y ! ! ! !

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  31. DeeDee you don't look happy to see me. I couldn't wait down in that filthy hole forever, so I dug a tunnel into the basement, went up and had a nice hot shower and a good nights sleep.

    If you run fast you might be able to catch up with Oprah at the gate!!

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  32. well...of course I'm glad to see you....(rolls eye)

    But we could have all been on TV!!

    and you were going to be put in a capsule and everything!!! I was going to make you the next BABY JESSICA!!! ...remember the little girl that fell in the well in Midland Texas!!?? ...87??

    I NEVER GET TO DO ANYTHING!!!

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  33. I could always push YOU into the hole!!

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  34. Anyone seen my torture...I mean stretching machine?
    M A R Y ! ! !

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  35. Shirley! I did not take it!! The u-hall I am driving is for the party, yes....um, that's right, for the party!!

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  36. Don't STRETCH MARY!!!!

    well I guess the main thing is that you are.....NO ITS NOT!! I WANTED TO BE ON TV!!!

    WAIT!! GET BACK IN THE HOLE!! WE CAN CALL FOX NEWS!!!

    ahhh...what the heck....nobody will believe it then....

    I'll take my disappointment and put it to bed....

    btw....I ran over something on the parking lot...well it was on the sidewalk actually....
    OH ALLRIGHT!! Shirley's purse was on the steps!! NOW ITS A WALLET!!

    Ciao cleta's!

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  37. WHERE is everyone? Where are the cameras? What happened to those two guys? Why is the manor all dark? What's this damn wallet doing on the ground..not even any $$ in it or anything exciting?
    I'm going back to my branch....someone ruined all the fun and I already set my DRV for Oprah next week. Boo Hoo

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  38. Lynn.. and to me a worn out mom is a fairy godmother!

    Again glad they are home.. things will starting getting better..

    IS#3 broke his leg (and in a cast) when he was about Ritchie's age, and he too ran over the place, we always looked at him in amazement, cause we good not figure out how he did it.. Kids are so resilient.

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  39. Halloween blog all ready to post for tomorrow..

    The party was fun.. The boys crack me up..

    I am tired, so I am off to bed..

    Thanks for the good wishes for the wedding.. I am and will be for the next year.. excited..

    :)

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  40. lynn: fast trip but so glad you are all home safe. Did you wave to me as you went through Colorado?

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