Winter Wonderland

by Maureen

I feel that I just have to write a rant. I hafta!

What in heck is wrong with people? I know that is the $64,000 question these days. I'm talking about the morons on the road.

C'mon people...it's a fricking blizzard around us. Use some good old fashioned common sense. And if ya wanna kill yourself, then do it in the privacy of your own home...not on the roadway.

Today we have had major snowfall, gusting winds, blowing snow and almost 0 visibility. Maybe a car length.

And lo and behold the morons are out in all their glory.

TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS. How many living brain cells does it take to do this?  You don't even know they are there until you are on their ass. The law states that if you need your windshield wipers on, you need your lights on. TURN THEM ON!

CLEAN THE SNOW OFF YOUR CAR. I hate it when there is some dipwad driving with a foot of snow on the car and their lights are covered. Then the snow blows off their car onto your car, which you just spent 10 minutes freezing your ass off to clean...lights included. Now my visibility is even less. Talk about the lights being on and nobody home!

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BIG TIRES AND A SMALL DICK DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN THE ROAD. I can't stand the imbeciles that drive private snow plows. You know, the guys that plow your drive and leave mounds of snow in the road. And think that they can go barreling down the icy snow covered roads like it is a sunny day in May. I don't want you behind me...and I bet you don't wanna be behind me as I creep along at 15mph! Serves ya right ya little Napoleon!

IF YOU WANT TO TURN RIGHT ON RED, DON'T WAIT UNTIL I AM IN THE INTERSECTION TO DO IT. Is that half of second so important that you will risk having the traffic come to a slip-sliding halt? So you can only get stuck at the first red light anyhow. And in your haste cause me to lose a year or two off my life.

If they say there is a great chance of black ice, there probably is.

If the law says you need your lights on, you probably do.

And if I call you a son-of-a bitch and flip you the bird, you probably deserved it.

Ahhh, winter. F/U!!

BAH HUMBUG