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Saturday, February 19, 2011

"Why DeeDee Invented Keyless Car Entry"

by Bonachichi



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54 comments:

  1. Can't watch the vid...so, why did DEE DEE invent keyless car entry?

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  2. Good morning Maureen! How are you today? How's the weather?

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  3. So she wouldn't have to pee on the frozen lock and get her penis stuck.

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  4. I'm fine. Thanks for asking. How are you?

    It is sunny but COOOLD. Expecting snow tomorrow. YUCK!

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  5. SHIRLEY...thanks for the info! How are you today?

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  6. Excuse me! What am I? Invisable?

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  7. I am hot. I don't like being hot. When I'm hot I get sweaty and I don't like being sweaty.

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  8. I guess it makes me cranky too.

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  9. I've opened windows and have my fan on.

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  10. And I'm eating ice cream.

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  11. Don't you just hate it when you ask someone how they are and they just go on and on and on?

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  12. Yep :)~

    Just kidding! I wouldn't have asked if I didn't wanna hear.

    How hot is it there? It is 32 here

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  13. I didn't invent that shit!!

    glares at Shirley

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  14. Good morning Maureen.....

    32 sounds good....our weather is humid and warm...

    Here Shirley...

    passes Shirley basket of jalapenos...

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  15. OMG...DEE DEE invented shit, too? I'll have to send residual checks everytime I poopie?? OY

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  16. DEE DEE...trust me, I'll be bitching when it is hot and humid here, too!

    Doing anything fun today?

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  17. Maureen it's 3C or 37F here.

    **ignores DeeDee's glares, walks over to her and gives her a big hug**

    Oh DeeDee thanks so much!! I know a family who would love to have these! You are just so sweet! Always thinking of others! Muah!!

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  18. well...ah...yes....thinking of others...

    refluffs crushed ruffles on blouse...

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  19. Oh come on, DeeDee. Peckers everywhere are rejoicing at your ingenuity! I'll bet Whab can attest to that.

    And if DeeDee did indeed, invent shit then I think it's her who would be paying people in that they're producing it for her.

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  20. I'm sorry if people can't see the vid. I posted it to my youtube account. It's marked private, but I didn't think it had anything to do with FB friends or no.

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  21. I was able to watch it! And I did not invent shit...thats how rumors get started!

    I said "I didn't invent that shit!"

    Don't mess with me today! I was up late...this morning I am falsely accused...then Shirley hugged me and busted my starch!!

    Do you know how hard it is to do these Queen Elizabeth I collars!!!

    DAMN IT ALL!!

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  22. Oh DeeDee honey I'm so sorry! Let me buy you a new one! I feel so bad, but I just wanted to hug you cause you are so nice to think about other people! You wait right here and I'll be back in a jiffy!

    **throws DeeDee a kiss and runs from the room**

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  23. **runs back into the room**

    So will this collar do?

    **tries to catch breathe...sweat runs down face**

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  24. looks for auto-strangulation device...

    Oh you didn't have to do that!!

    here...let me try it on....

    How do I look!?

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  25. Is "regal" the word ur looking for?

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  26. DeeDee Your collar reminds me of the one the dog had to wear after she was spayed. Also called an Elizabethan collar or E-collar for short. Have you had surgery recently?

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  27. MO Congrats on arriving here first today. And I must admit, you are definitely the best looking of all of us even without wearing an E-collar.

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  28. Shirley It sounds like you are having hot flashes. Sorry. :(

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  29. Bonach Vid working fine but MO can never see the vids. :( Thanks for the blog today. I guess the lesson is that men shouldn't whip out their peckers irresponsibly.

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  30. Afternoon Glories!

    The last two days I have been on the run. So have not been here much. Long story on all of it so I won't bore you with details.

    What is this that I heard Deedee has a penis for peeing on locks? Hmmmm

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  31. Oh my! DeeDee it was my pleasure, and may I say you look absolutely stunning! The color just makes you look more beautiful than ever!!

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  32. Hi Just Lin and Lynn D!!

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  33. No J/L!!!! I have not had SURGERY LATELY!!! Its called FASHION!!

    NOR DID I INVENT SHIT OR KEYLESS ENTRY!! AND I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS THAT PEES ON FROZEN LOCKS LYNN D!!!!

    NOW NOT ANOTHER WORD!! NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE PRESS WILL GET WIND OF ALL THIS INNUENDO AND I AM WARNING YOU ALL!!

    THE FUR IS GOING TO FLY!!!

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  34. OY...DEE DEE invented fur, too?

    Phew, finally something I won't have to pay risiduals for!

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  35. I was gonna do a happy dance, but I
    can't remember of DEE DEE invented that as well as the Rhumba. Wouldn't wanna cheat her out of her royalties!

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  36. Shirley is scaring me....


    takes garlic from purse and hangs around neck...

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  37. DeeDee what a lovely garlic necklace! You're so creative!

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  38. How can the fur fly when you have continuous Brazilians?

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  39. Bon: I can vouch for that, indeed! Especially the peckers participating in International Bear Rendezvous!

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  40. removes Taser from purse and places under purse on lap...accidently tasers leg...

    ACCCKKK!!!!!

    convulses and flops around on floor like fish...

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  41. comes to senses and heads for door with major poop stain on back of Ungaro frock...

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  42. DeeDee, I went shopping for you today. Here's a beautiful collar. Go ahead. Try it on.

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  43. How's the weather down in Brazil? Every time I check, it seems it's always the rainy season.

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  44. DeeDee honey don't be embarrassed about your little "accident". I have a really good stain remover...it will take that stain out and no one will ever know it was there!

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  45. hands frock to Shirley...

    well...ok...but be careful...that was the first expensive thing I bought when I became "corn rich"...

    excuse me....

    ah Maureen...could I see you in the study..... closes doors

    ...dear....I don't mean to alarm you but I think Shirley may have had a mild stroke or has been possessed by demons...I don't know whether to call a doctor or an exorcist! What do you think?

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  46. DEE DEE...Sshhhh...I think it may be both. Don't tell her I concurred. Let it be our little secret, mkay?

    Let me google exocrist doctors and see if I can find one.

    bbl

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  47. DeeDee I'll have this cleaned for you in no time!

    **steps closer and whispers**

    It will be our little secret.

    **skips happily out of the room**

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  48. Good evening feathered friends!

    Saw The King's Speech...AWESOME!
    If you haven't seen, GO! Geoffrey Rush so deserves an Acadamy Award! Is he nominated?

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  49. I'm taking a little survey...

    1.If anyone in Nova Scotia can turn thier head 360 degrees, raise your hand.

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  50. Maureen I can't turn my head 360 degrees, but my apartment feels like 360 degrees!

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  51. Here you go DeeDee! Just like brand new!!

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  52. Maureen...

    Colin..Geoffrey and Helena are all nominated....it has the most noms of any movie this year...and I agree...it is a great film...

    looks thru hole in seat of dress...

    ah...thank you Shirley...I see the stain is definitely gone...

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  53. DEE DEE...I thought the Winston Churchill character looked more like Alfred Hitchcock!

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