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Monday, March 14, 2011

Urgent Blog

by Bonachichi

50 comments:

  1. e lei scivola al primo posto!


    BAMM!!

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  2. Morning Glories!

    Bon I think an engraved invitation would have been tattooed on his ass.

    Seems everyone got all serious up in here yesterday. Boo to that. Sending everyone hugs. I just crawled out of bed because I just did not want to pull back the covers and face the world today. So no fighting please just laughter.

    Hi Deedee Seems your up early facing the day! BAM back at you!

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  3. Holy Crap! I didn't think she'd post it. My next step was to plaster it on everyone's walls.

    Well, enough said. Who could turn down that hottie?

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  4. I love this blog and I love all of you! Please, if you could add my cell number 502-802-0990. I lost all my numbers and I wouldn't mind getting a few of yours, if you are will. Be sure to identify yourself in the text or if you call so I can put your number back in my phone. Jodi..I know I don't have yours. Mary I got yours back.. MO: I need yours again!

    Thanks and feel free any of you to take my number and call me anytime.

    Tina, thanks for all you do. If you need someone to take over posting the blog sometime I could try to do that. I am sorry for not sending any blogs but you could use the things I send to you from work for a blog if you want. :)

    Have a great day everyone. xo xo... hugs

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  5. Tina, I need yours too please... and as I said anyone else. J/L..please..everyone who wants mine..and Bonachichi...and All.

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  6. Oh I always get up early Lynn! And I have an exciting day today!

    First there will be lounging about and catching up on the news...then after I lounge about a little more I will get dressed for the day....I have to go to the attorneys office...then I need to go see my friend Beth in the "home"...her 64th birthday was yesterday....she had a leg amputated last year and will probably lose the other one soon....diabetes you know....she has a good attitude about it....and also about the fact that she is fat and bald....she told me to find her a hairpiece with a suction cup on it...lol....
    She has told me repeatedly that I'd better hurry if I want to see her alive....I told her it would be much easier for me if she were dead...you know...not to have to put up with her antics...I know she just wants to go to a hotel and get drunk and high and whatever she can get....its always disastrous...lol

    I think going to spend 2-3 hours with her will be easier....that will give me a chance to see just how big she has gotten so I can buy her some clothes....she said she is so fat that she figures that her son will have to bury her in a piano case.....of course she is Buddhist and wants to be cremated but her son insists that he will bury her body next to her Mother and Father...

    Beth is the best example of Murphys Law I have ever seen....so I told her it wouldn't matter if she is cremated or embalmed...it will be a diaster.....

    she agreed...

    Beths bad luck started in the 1950's....she was one of the few children in the United States to be actually given Polio when she was supposedly being immunized against it....

    Finally in the 80's these people were compensated for being crippled for life....the government paid them $250,000.00 each.... generous huh?

    But through all the hard knocks in Beths life...she has never stopped laughing....she has the greatest survival instinct and a truly wicked sense of humor...and I have loved her for 35 years....

    Never in a million years would I have thought we could be friends...we were total opposites..and that just goes to show you....some of the best things in life are unexpected and come as a total surprise....and in mine and Beths case....

    shock...

    We have had our ups and downs...but even when I pushed her down a 70 foot sand dune in Monahans Texas on a makeshift sled...she forgave me...

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  7. here are some facts about Japan...for perspective...


    Japan has a total of 6,852 islands extending along the Pacific coast of Asia. The main islands, from north to south, are Hokkaido, Honshū, Shikoku and Kyūshū. The Ryukyu Islands, including Okinawa, are a chain of islands south of Kyushū. Together they are often known as the Japanese Archipelago.

    About 73 percent of Japan is forested, mountainous, and unsuitable for agricultural, industrial, or residential use. As a result, the habitable zones, mainly located in coastal areas, have extremely high population densities. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries in the world.

    Japan is 10% smaller in physical size than the state of California, yet it is home to almost four times as many people.

    California
    area: 42.4 million hectares
    population: 34,336,000

    Japan
    area: 37.8 million hectares
    population: 126,686,000

    Interesting huh?

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  8. BONACHICHI - I agree with LYNN....tattoo it on his ass!!

    DEE DEE - Congrats on first gorgeous ♥ Your friend Beth sounds like "good people" to me!! lol @ her sled ride!!

    LYNN - Would a song help?

    BEBBI - Done!! It's almost spring....can't wait to see your biking videoes ♥

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  9. DeeDee: Nice to know that you push your friends down sand dunes for fun. LOL...! Sheeezzz...I am so glad Tina is your friend!... :)

    Tina: Watch out for DeeDee and Sand dunes!

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  10. Thanks for the digits everyone, keep them coming..! :) I appreciate it. I hated losing all my numbers, but really it's a fresh start kind of thing.. Sooo...it's like spring cleaning my phone in the creek.. and it not surviving..and me having to get another phone..and well, okay..it has been a pain but I am trying to find the silver lining here people!

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  11. Thanks Jodi! I can't wait to go biking again!!! :) Soon.

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  12. BONACHI: Great idea..now let's see if it works! ;)

    DEEDEE: I thought slipping was my gig.. ;)

    LYNN: Doesn't TINA already have a tattoo, you know to help her get 1st class seats? I guess this could go on the other cheek.. ;D Big {{hugs}} back at you..and smiles.. :)

    BEBBI: Hi Sunshine! I think I sent you mine..my memory is so bad, I could be wrong..lol..

    JODI: Your songs are the best..I know they help! :)

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  13. Zona: Yes, I have yours too...thanks! I forgot to mention you but I knew I had it.. xo ..

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  14. by the way...my avatar is Julia Child transitioning from French cuisine to Korean BBQ....

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  15. Hi Hooters, just making a quick fly-by. I am feeling better, but still have boogeritus!
    I
    Jodiiiii!!!!!

    Have a great day all.
    I am on my way to farm, cook dinner and nap. I don't usually do naps, but I have been nagged by a few of you to take care of myself so I can enjoy my upcoming cruise. :) I hear and obey!
    bbl

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  16. Oh, come on guys! We need more posts on this blog to suck Tina back in.

    How about we just end everything with "Tina" until she comes back??

    Tina

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  17. I got the schedule for a mandatory team-building seminar in my e-mail today. If I jump out the window, I might be able to land on the neighbor's spiked fence.

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  18. Oops. I forgot to end that one with Tina. Maybe it won't catch on.

    Tina

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  19. I MARY!!! Not sure what you were trying to say to me...but I'll take it!! Enjoy your nap!

    BEBBI....you're welcome!

    ZONA - I seriously think TINA'S songs are the best....if only my phone would recognize the notes ;)

    BONACHICHI - Can't hurt trying!!

    TINA

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  20. BONACHICHI - You're welcome ♥

    TINA

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  21. I thought I would be a maverick and start with TINA!

    TINA

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  22. DEE DEE...you are very lucky to have such special friends in your life like Beth and Lisa (may she rest in peace)
    Interesting factoids about Japan.

    LYNN...bwahahahahahahaha!!! he he he he!! ha ha ha!! LOL! Lots of laughter for ya!

    BEBBI...I'll text it to ya!

    Waving at ZONA, SNOTTY MARY, CHI CHI and HODI!

    TINA

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  23. TINA TINA TINA
    stop being such a ho
    You know that we all miss you lots
    and wanna see you blog some mo.

    You've been away far to longe
    and you need to come back around
    and I don't mean just posting another fucking song!

    I don't know what is keeping you
    from playing in the nest
    From time to time we all need a rest, it's true
    but come back here and make a comment to your favorite Jew.

    TINA TINA TINA
    stop being such a ho
    get your ass in gear and type away and come back by tomorrow.

    TINA

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  24. MO - Such words....love them!!

    TINA

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  25. Whoops....almost forgot....



    TINA!!

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  26. MO: What a tender poem you have written. I wonder if you could put it to music....possibly a grammy some day?

    TINA

    CHICHI: Good blog and I see the editor took your challenge aNd published it.

    Glad to see everyone posting yesterday and today. It was nice to see so many comments on the blog yesterday.

    MrD comes home tonight and I am just getting ready to head to the airport to pick him up. His mom is already calling here for him....very sad.

    ZONA: Almost your Anniversary. Hope you stick with your plans and have a great celebration (wink wink)....that pool water is never too cold for "ails" you, right?

    MO: I was not asleep but wasn't close to cell so didn't hear it. As a matter of fact, I got up at 8:30 today for an appt. SHOCK

    My daughter was very sick last night (actually for a week) and ended up in ER. She received two bags of fluid along with potassium and glucose. She still doesn't feel much better today. It made it extra hard with out of town family staying at her place this weekend.

    Time to get going......

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  27. DIANNE - Sending healing thoughts and prayers your daughter's way ♥ So good to talk to you this afternoon!!

    ZONA - Thanks for our chat before work....SWAK!!

    SHIRLEY - How was your pizza? The homemade french bread pizza was a hit here!! Good to talk to you....like always ♥

    MO - Sorry I interupted The Bachelor. You always make me smile when we chat!! Muah ♥





    TINA

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  28. SEE?!!? I AM the phone whore!!





    TINA

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  29. ZONA - If the pool isn't ready, there is always camping ;)





    TINA

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  30. Good night HOoters!!





    TINA.....♥

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  31. Great rhyming, Mo. I didn't know you had it in you.

    Dianne, sorry to hear about your daughter, but with you around, her family's in good hands. Mums are great.

    Tina

    Tina

    Tina


    I can do this all day.

    Tina

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  32. Diane, so sorry to hear about your Daughter.She sounds pretty run down.

    TINA!

    Bonachi,nice blog, easy on the eyes:)

    TINA

    Heading to bed. Hope everyone is nestled nicely in their nest :)

    TIN TINA TINA!!

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  33. MO---Ashley is next bachelorette. Just saw her on jimmy kimmel

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  34. Sorry I wasn't here earlier. I had a lunch date with one of my step-daughters and it turned into an all day visit. Hard to think of her as a step-daughter since she is only about 13 years younger than me. Anywho, wishing you all the sweetest of dreams.

    TINA

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  35. Alright, enough of this Tina shit! Today is Shirley day and I want to see MY name in every single post!!! Could someone please copy and paste this to today's blog, thanks.

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  36. Are you kidding? 49? Puh-leez...

    50!!

    For SHIRLEY and TINA..in alphabetical order of course.. ;)

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