by Jodi
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber says to her, 'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie.' She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'
Good Afternoon~
ReplyDeleteNo J/L~ it means the idiot who loads the blogs doesn't know the difference between AM & PM!~ sorry~ :D
ReplyDeletepeeeeeeed my pants at the blog!!!
ReplyDeletebbl. need to "freshen up" lol!!
oops again~ Jodi....thanks for sending in the blog......sorry it posted so late~ :(
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon WHORETINA!!
ReplyDeleteMARY - I consider it a success then....muah <3
ReplyDeleteTINA - No worries....I'm sure it's just your age ;P
ReplyDeletehonestly....i think it's the drugs~ gotta lay off those~ ugh~
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday Owls.
ReplyDeleteJodi, Very cute blog. Thanks for the belly laugh.
Tina, Thanks for posting the blog...
Mary, Go clean yourself up.
This blog goes from chickens to pubic hair faster than a Susanna Glidden "turn it inside out" handbag goes from day to evening...
ReplyDeleteI personally have never been fond of pubic hair although I know a couple of you wear a fro like a badge of honor...
J/L...you leave the dentist pain free and think "well I'm not even going to get that prescription filled.." then by day two its hurting so you do need a little something....mostly its just uncomfortable and inconvenient...since January 10th (the beginning) I have lost 25 pounds...I hope that when I get back to normal eating that I gain about 15 of that back...
I hope your edema is going away...I have it occasionally in my ankles and feet abd it worries me silly....
Jodi... very funny!!
Thank you Tina, I appreciate it. I can't think of any type of working environment where someone is not working up to par.
ReplyDeleteTina There's been times I haven't noticed if it's night or day, either.
ReplyDeleteHOdi Cute, very cute. :) Thank God we've cleaned up all that chicken shit!
ReplyDeleteMary I know of a surigical procedure that will help you with that. ;)
ReplyDeleteSacBarb Happy Friday to you, too. I just ordered a wedge salad and pizza to be delivered. I stil remember that Italian meal we had before flying off to Chicago. One order was enough to feed four!
ReplyDeleteDeeDee Well, that's one way to lose weight. On me, 25 lbs would just be the beginning of what I need to lose. I've had to take diuretics for the feet and ankles so long....probably since I became overweight, which is a long time. I started my increased doseage today and I could sure tell for the first couple of hours afterward as I kept returning to the bathroom. Can still press dents into my shins, though. Just call me Poppin' Fresh.
ReplyDeleteiteach Nobody can bring their A game 100% of the time. Human beings, every last one of us.
ReplyDeleteGood evening feathered friends.
ReplyDeleteJust stopping in to hope you all had a good day and wish you an even better Saturday.
HODI...that was funny!
BARB - Glad I could make you laugh ♥
ReplyDeleteDEE DEE - I recall a pic of your "bush"....;)
ITEACH - I'll say it again...you're a great teacher and your "kids" are so fortunate to have you!!
SLIN - lol @ chicken shit!! Your supper sounded delish!! And I hope your edema is helped by the increase in your meds. Happy running ;)
MO - Thank you!! I have tomorrow off....but I have a date with my laundry. Oh, and I REALLY have to get my tax stuff together...*she says hanging her head in shame*
ReplyDeleteSLIN - And thank you....I just noticed I got the This Night Owl Said!!
ReplyDeleteHeading to bed...good night HOoters!!
ReplyDeleteSweet dreams, HOdi!
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