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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Spring Grooming
by Jodi
It's that time of year. That's right, time for spring grooming. Don't be shy. Just follow the lead of Mrs. Brown!!
p.s. Slin....it's a good thing you've had your procedure....ijs ♥
So my boss needed a good laugh....she's not having the best of days! So I sent her the link to this video....and I swear...she pee'd her pants! She laughed so hard she was crying~ :D
One thing I hate about some women is that they are all snarky and I have met a few that have these superiority complexes that make them sickeningly abrasive...kinda like Donald Trump with mammeries....opps...usually with mammeries...and they have no need for bikini waxes because a massive display of pubic hair would be the least of their worries if they shoved their fat asses into bikinis...
She may have found out that it's possible to gain access to someone's email in certain domains with only the e-mail address. It's a real bother when your personal information is violated.
is your sarcasm on the fritz whats yer name? ...and Dumber..
Your attempts at barbs don't seems as pointed as when you had SacBarb and Maureen in your sights...among others....maybe Tina should come out of the shadows and help you...rather than you being the "front man" for all the dirty work.....
Now that its my turn to be at the business end of your bitch stick you just don't seem to have the steam...well..you never did really...
Now stop trying to make trouble...this place is practically vacant as it is...
Better switch to boxers, DeeDee. I think the blood flow to your brain is being cut off.
I believe I made a comment about the beloved Mrs. Brown and you apparently came out to the ring with a boxing glove on your head. You're supposed to use your hands to avoid further cerebral damage.
I don't think this place will be vacant for long; everyone loves a train wreck.
Zona, I think you can watch at least some of the Mrs. Brown episodes on the BBC website here http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00z2jdz . It's a new show, so it doesn't take long to catch up.
HOdi That was freakin' hilarious!!!! Thanks for the belly laugh. Oh, and for the shout out. LOL Yes, good thing I had that procedure already and I got a free shave in the process. Ha!
Jodi~ I kept waiting for my boss to get to the part where he stomps on it......it took her forever cuz she had to keep pausing cuz she was laughing so hard~ She REALLY needed that today....ty~ Poke~
J/L: Thanks for the heads up!I could feel the tension immediately upon entry...wow...
Cat fight.....yowser.
I am so glad I am a humble, small, unworthy, low, almost invisible part of this room..it helps me to fly way below the radar. I have found those that fly high in hear get hit with that stuff that hits the fan occasionally and the things that monkeys throw when they get mad.
I don't think that was a cat fight. Doesn't quite fit the definition. Maybe just some insult hurling between two Titans of Trash. I've the feeling neither one of us was letting loose completely.
Good Afternoon Everyone: My, my....could't believe there was already 42 comments today. I love to wake up with lots to read on the blog. I will just stick with my hello and that I loved the blog. It was very funny. I can't even hardly stand having my lip and eyebrows waxed...ouch. I always feel like they should give me a piece of candy for a treat since I didn't scream....they laugh at me at the shop!!
I have a friend that once dated a harley guy and then found polish, lipstick, etc., at his house...she thought he had a girl hanging out, turned out it was his...kind of creeped her out that she had gone on a date or two and he wasn't honest.
Well, my GD and I are off to see Soul Surfer and eat some popcorn. We BOTH slept until 1PM
J/L: The dental work I continue to get done is the same thing. I had a bridge put in just a year ago FEB and it has broken four times so they have to keep replacing. I can't go somewhere else right now as they (obviously) don't charge me each time but it really hurts to get it taken out. I am still in pain today and took a pain pill last night...at least it made me sleep!
lmbo Jodi~ I ordered something for both Janice and I and it came in the mail today......so I called her instead! :D .....but thanks.....I can always count on you~ :D
Bebbi~ get real....ur totally a high flier if I ever saw one~
NN/LL/LT~ ya know.....ur a whored out turd!~ :)~
And I have to apologize for my earlier comment....I did give up cussing for Lent, and as you all know, I'm perfect and pious, so that was totally unbecoming of me! I'll rephrase....they are called jerks~ there~ :D
TINA - No problem...you can always call me when you have your "movement" ;)
DIANNE - I don't mind the eyebrows...my girl is gentle. But one time years ago, this one sadistic bitch made me bleed!!! I hope you enjoy the movie with your GD ♥
I'm off to a lacrosse game in the rain~ the hubby just spent an hour on the computer watching this video and all the others.....he laughed his butt off~ :D
DEE DEE - I think you're right about SHIRLEY...and they have until the 30th, too!! um....could you pull your panties up? Damn near put my eye out with that bush!!
Dianne, I'm just now reading about your Harley guy. It's common now for men to wear nail polish, eye makeup and lipstick. Not a look I'm fond of (I can tolerate the nail polish), but they do it.
I would also like to protest today being called Cat Fight Day. It may have been a brawl, some mudslinging or even Tina and me trying to drum up business for the imaginary sponsors who compensate the admin team for their efforts. But definitely not a cat fight.
The movie was very good. Carrie Underwood was good in her part and my GD and I liked the story and it had a good ending.
J/L: I didn't even have a drop of soda or popcorn as my left side of my mouth hurts too much and I was trying to watch points and salt. My GD made up for me with the snacks. I had soup and salad for dinner and that was tolerable.
CHICHI: I guess guys do wear those things now but this was about 15 years ago and I guess I am just still not used to a guy especially wearing lipstick. I wonder if the Harley guys knew he did it? lol
I think we will watch AI now. My husband is out of town for 3 days so we are having a girls night!
I watched this last night when someone else sent it to me.....SO freaking funny!!!!! Thanks for the laugh, Jodi~
ReplyDeleteOh my holy crap! Jodi, you have excellent taste. I also thought this was so funny that I sent it to Tina.
ReplyDeleteThis is from a British sitcom called Mrs. Brown's Boys. It's belly-laughing funny. I wish you all could see it.
Good morning Tina and Bonachichi!!
ReplyDeleteJodi, that was so funny!!
Love it!! :)
So my boss needed a good laugh....she's not having the best of days! So I sent her the link to this video....and I swear...she pee'd her pants! She laughed so hard she was crying~ :D
ReplyDeleteThe Mrs. Brown character is played by Brendan O'Carroll; a man. He does a great job.
ReplyDeleteI like to watch men attempt female characters in movies and television. Every faux pas is funny and taken with a grain of salt.
What do you call men who like to be women in real life? Transvestites?
no chichi~ they are called assholes~
ReplyDeleteChiChi~ you know tho....I can see why a man would want to be a woman.....we're far superior~ WAY better looking.....kind and humble~ :D
ReplyDeleteJODI: That 'cracked' me up!! ;D
ReplyDeleteTINA: Good Morning Gorgeous! Last night huh? LOL!! ;)
BONACHI: I wish I could watch this show too..it looks hysterical. I love British comedies!
BEBBI: Good Morning Sunshine! :)
well I guess you two would certainly know!
ReplyDeleteThats a hilarious video Jodi....
One thing I hate about some women is that they are all snarky and I have met a few that have these superiority complexes that make them sickeningly abrasive...kinda like Donald Trump with mammeries....opps...usually with mammeries...and they have no need for bikini waxes because a massive display of pubic hair would be the least of their worries if they shoved their fat asses into bikinis...
Bonachichi: Yes..transvestites.
ReplyDeleteHi DeeDee,Zona, and all who fly in today! :)
Happy Wednesday..!
Tina: I agree 100%..we are! :)
Well my fat ass fits in my bikini just fine, so I can't possibly be one of those snarky bitches. I've been known to bust a few balls, though.
ReplyDeletea legend in your own mind....lol
ReplyDeleteI did forget to compliment you on your avatar, DeeDee. Is that your sister? I see a family resemblance. Are there other siblings, or did she eat them?
ReplyDeleteDeeDee~ R u okay? Is ur pony tail pulled too tight? You know how I love ur hair~
ReplyDeleteShe may have found out that it's possible to gain access to someone's email in certain domains with only the e-mail address. It's a real bother when your personal information is violated.
ReplyDeleteis your sarcasm on the fritz whats yer name? ...and Dumber..
ReplyDeleteYour attempts at barbs don't seems as pointed as when you had SacBarb and Maureen in your sights...among others....maybe Tina should come out of the shadows and help you...rather than you being the "front man" for all the dirty work.....
Now that its my turn to be at the business end of your bitch stick you just don't seem to have the steam...well..you never did really...
Now stop trying to make trouble...this place is practically vacant as it is...
Better switch to boxers, DeeDee. I think the blood flow to your brain is being cut off.
ReplyDeleteI believe I made a comment about the beloved Mrs. Brown and you apparently came out to the ring with a boxing glove on your head. You're supposed to use your hands to avoid further cerebral damage.
I don't think this place will be vacant for long; everyone loves a train wreck.
Zona, I think you can watch at least some of the Mrs. Brown episodes on the BBC website here http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00z2jdz . It's a new show, so it doesn't take long to catch up.
ReplyDelete*Waving a wing all crazy like*
ReplyDeleteI love me some dirty comedy!! Was that your actual bush, Jodi?! That patch of hair the guy stomps at the end looked kind familiar. LOL!
I hope everyone is having a great day!!
TINA....my you're poke-a-licious in first ;) Glad to give your boss a "moist" moment!!
ReplyDeleteBONACHICHI - I wish there was a way I could watch full episodes...damn near piss myself every time I watch a clip!!
Tina Aren't you tired of always being the prettiest, yet? ***goes to corner and pouts***
ReplyDeletesnark and denial of snark...common combo...
ReplyDeleteI won't respond to any more from you or Tina...I didn't realize that you two were trying to increase blog followers by creating a train wreck...
should have figured it out on my own...but that arterial flow problem slows me down you know...
Just leave me out of your train doings....I shant be provoked one bit more by the likes of you two...
HOdi That was freakin' hilarious!!!! Thanks for the belly laugh. Oh, and for the shout out. LOL Yes, good thing I had that procedure already and I got a free shave in the process. Ha!
ReplyDeleteBEBBI - Glad you liked it!!
ReplyDeleteZONA - I love British comedy, too!! Spam, spam, spam, spam....♥
DEE DEE - Looks like you could use some grooming ;)
LOIS - hmmmm.....close...;) And I LOVE when he stomps on the damn thing!!
J/L~ I shall stay in bed til mid-morning tomorrow and Friday.....you may be first with my blessing~ :D
ReplyDeleteNN~ the ho's in the house~ :)~
jodi~ ur so lucky i can't get on fb at work!!!!~ .....but I'm almost off work and going home~ :D
My favorite line is "I feel like there's a hedgehog living in me knickers".....bwahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteBebbi Good morning, Sunshine. (***whispering*** Don't stand between Bonach and DeeDee.) ijs
ReplyDeleteTINA - Bring it!!!
ReplyDeleteSLIN - Thumbs up on the free shave!! And your welcome on the shout out...when I sent it in, it was the first thing I thought of!!
ReplyDeleteJodi~ I kept waiting for my boss to get to the part where he stomps on it......it took her forever cuz she had to keep pausing cuz she was laughing so hard~ She REALLY needed that today....ty~ Poke~
ReplyDeleteBONACHICHI - Thanks for the link to the BBC site. I'll definitely be checking it out!!
ReplyDeleteBonach Thanks for the info on the comedy. I will definitely check it out. I have discs of Fawlty Towers. Still a fav of mine. Cracks me up, big time.
ReplyDeleteI'll bbl....heading to the high school to watch my nephew in the winter colorguard line perform!!
ReplyDeleteTINA...I have my cell along...ijs!!
Also get to see the winter drumline perform....love it!!
ReplyDeleteDeeDee I hope your mouth is feeling better.
ReplyDeleteNN/Lois And why are you so familiar with Hodi's patch? LMAO!
ReplyDeleteZona Stay low and don't get caught in the cross-fire. ijs
ReplyDeleteSLIN - omg, omg, omg!!! Can't breathe.....!!! What happens in Illinois stays in Illinois...*she says coyly*
ReplyDeleteTina, it takes one to know one!! And Lin, one might say Hodi is always "shoving it down my throat" so to speak. Ha!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteJ/L: Thanks for the heads up!I could feel the tension immediately upon entry...wow...
ReplyDeleteCat fight.....yowser.
I am so glad I am a humble, small, unworthy, low, almost invisible part of this room..it helps me to fly way below the radar. I have found those that fly high in hear get hit with that stuff that hits the fan occasionally and the things that monkeys throw when they get mad.
Aw, Bebbi. You're the sunshine at the nest.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that was a cat fight. Doesn't quite fit the definition. Maybe just some insult hurling between two Titans of Trash. I've the feeling neither one of us was letting loose completely.
Good Afternoon Everyone: My, my....could't believe there was already 42 comments today. I love to wake up with lots to read on the blog. I will just stick with my hello and that I loved the blog. It was very funny. I can't even hardly stand having my lip and eyebrows waxed...ouch. I always feel like they should give me a piece of candy for a treat since I didn't scream....they laugh at me at the shop!!
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that once dated a harley guy and then found polish, lipstick, etc., at his house...she thought he had a girl hanging out, turned out it was his...kind of creeped her out that she had gone on a date or two and he wasn't honest.
Well, my GD and I are off to see Soul Surfer and eat some popcorn. We BOTH slept until 1PM
J/L: The dental work I continue to get done is the same thing. I had a bridge put in just a year ago FEB and it has broken four times so they have to keep replacing. I can't go somewhere else right now as they (obviously) don't charge me each time but it really hurts to get it taken out. I am still in pain today and took a pain pill last night...at least it made me sleep!
Bebbi dear...that wasn't tension you were feeling...I think perhaps your girdle was too tight....
ReplyDeleteI think having such a hilarious video today got everyone a little excited....I know I was...
all is well...except my gums....
where the dickens is Shirley!? Tax time is crazy...prolly has her overloaded with work....
lmbo Jodi~ I ordered something for both Janice and I and it came in the mail today......so I called her instead! :D .....but thanks.....I can always count on you~ :D
ReplyDeleteBebbi~ get real....ur totally a high flier if I ever saw one~
NN/LL/LT~ ya know.....ur a whored out turd!~ :)~
And I have to apologize for my earlier comment....I did give up cussing for Lent, and as you all know, I'm perfect and pious, so that was totally unbecoming of me! I'll rephrase....they are called jerks~ there~ :D
I think asshole fits you better....
ReplyDeleteTINA - No problem...you can always call me when you have your "movement" ;)
ReplyDeleteDIANNE - I don't mind the eyebrows...my girl is gentle. But one time years ago, this one sadistic bitch made me bleed!!! I hope you enjoy the movie with your GD ♥
lol Jodi~ THAT's what i was talking about~
ReplyDeleteI'm off to a lacrosse game in the rain~ the hubby just spent an hour on the computer watching this video and all the others.....he laughed his butt off~ :D
TINA - They're all flippin' hilarious!! And I know ;)
ReplyDeleteDEE DEE - I think you're right about SHIRLEY...and they have until the 30th, too!! um....could you pull your panties up? Damn near put my eye out with that bush!!
ReplyDeleteHOdi Gee, NN/LL has hair in her throat from you and now you have hair in your eye from DeeDee. What's going on here? Some kind of orgy?
ReplyDeletethere... is that better Jodi?
ReplyDeleteDianne I'm really, really sorry you are having so much trouble with your teeth. Are you in the parlor sipping tea and eating jello with DeeDee?
ReplyDeleteDeeDee I think that patch was super-sized. ijs
ReplyDeleteDEE DEE....much!! Tyvm!!
ReplyDeleteSLIN - Ha!!! All I can say is that's it's been a rough week ;)
ReplyDeleteok....WOW!! That it's been a rough week....SEE?!!?
ReplyDeleteready
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ReplyDeleteOoooooh, aaaaaaah.....♥
ReplyDeleteWHABBY - Was that tedious enough for you?!!? ;) :) :O)~
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments (and even the cat fight) today!! This HOoter is going to bed....zzzzzzzzzzz ♥
ReplyDeleteDianne, I'm just now reading about your Harley guy. It's common now for men to wear nail polish, eye makeup and lipstick. Not a look I'm fond of (I can tolerate the nail polish), but they do it.
ReplyDeleteI would also like to protest today being called Cat Fight Day. It may have been a brawl, some mudslinging or even Tina and me trying to drum up business for the imaginary sponsors who compensate the admin team for their efforts. But definitely not a cat fight.
MEOW ♥
ReplyDeleteWas it a domestic dispute?
ReplyDeleteOMG-JODI, that was frigging hilarious!!!!!1 Loved the Hedgehog line......
ReplyDeleteHi Hooters!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing much new- oh yeah, round 4 on Antibiotics for the sinus infection! I think I have finally met my match...:(
Hope all is well with everyone~~luv ya!
The movie was very good. Carrie Underwood was good in her part and my GD and I liked the story and it had a good ending.
ReplyDeleteJ/L: I didn't even have a drop of soda or popcorn as my left side of my mouth hurts too much and I was trying to watch points and salt. My GD made up for me with the snacks. I had soup and salad for dinner and that was tolerable.
CHICHI: I guess guys do wear those things now but this was about 15 years ago and I guess I am just still not used to a guy especially wearing lipstick. I wonder if the Harley guys knew he did it? lol
I think we will watch AI now. My husband is out of town for 3 days so we are having a girls night!
That was the tedious to end all tedium! LOL!
ReplyDeletePeace, beavers! (well, that's what Aslan said) !!
Bear ROFLMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteDi~ ur in for a treat~ SNOW....SNOW.....bloody SNOW!!!!~ and lots of it~ we won too~ :D
ReplyDeleteWe shall see if we get the snow--u have teased me before about this
ReplyDeleteso I'm a tease~ bite me~ :D
ReplyDeleteTastes like chicken.
ReplyDeleteWHABBY - Love the reference!! You kind of remind me of Aslan in a strange way ♥
ReplyDeleteTINA - We're suppose to get a rain/snow mix on Friday.....grrrr!!!
ReplyDeleteBONACHICHI - lmbo!!
DIANNE - Enjoy your girl's night!
ReplyDeleteGOLDIE - I knew you'd like the video!! Round 4?!!? WTC!! Get better my friend ♥
ReplyDeleteThat was hiliarious, Jodi!! I loved it!! I hope everyone has a great day!
ReplyDelete