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Monday, June 20, 2011

Check your shampoo!

by Dianne

HEY - WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS EARLIER!!!
 
I should have figured it out sooner.  It's the shampoo I use in the shower.
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.  Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

I have gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish detergent.  Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."  Problem solved!
 
Geez! It sure pays to read the label!
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31 comments:

  1. Shirley(NCC-1701)June 20, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    I'm #1!!!!!!!
    I'm #1!!!!!!!
    I'm #1!!!!!!!
    I'm #1!!!!!!!
    I'm #1!!!!!!!
    And I'm prettiest too!!!!!

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  2. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    bamm!!

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  3. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    oops....Morning Shirley.....seems you beat me...

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  4. Shirley(NCC-1701)June 20, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    Don't I always?!

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  5. Shirley(NCC-1701)June 20, 2011 at 9:11 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Shirley(NCC-1701)June 20, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    Dianne I think I'll need a vat of Dawn to help me!!

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  7. Shirley(NCC-1701)June 20, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    Janice do you have Tina in a headlock this morning?

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  8. iteachJune 20, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    Ms. Shirley you are the fairest of them all!!

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  9. BebbilaneJune 20, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Woot Woot..look how beautiful Ms. Shirley is today!!! Lovely, My Lady, just lovely you are! :)Good morning Shirley

    Michael..you bammed a little late this morning... But good morning anyway.

    Di: I love that one..so funny! :) Good morning!

    iteach: Good morning!

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  10. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Iteach! Check out this avatar....

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  11. goldieJune 20, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    Good morning Hooters!
    Yeah for Shirley~#1 and the prettiest too!

    Cute blog Dianne~ I am going to switch to Dawn as well.

    Hope everyone has a great day.

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  12. Shirley(NCC-1701)June 20, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    Come out come out where ever you are!! Don't let my magnificent beauty scare you away Owls! And listen...no moaning this morning!!!!

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  13. ZonaJune 20, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    DI: Well whattya know! That sure explains a lot! It's Dawn for me from now on too..although I think I'll start taking baths in it..and putting it in the pool..ijs.. ;D

    SHIRLEY: You certainly are..and gorgeous as well!! :)

    BEBBI: Good Morning Sunshine! Any sign of Cyrano lately?

    MICHAEL: Thanks for the musical info last night! :)

    A Gracious Good Morning to GOLDIE and ITEACH! :D

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  14. ZonaJune 20, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    Yikes!! 13 again..one more for luck.. :)

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  15. Tina~in_utJune 20, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Good Moaning!~ (I'll moan if I want, Shirl!) and NO...Janice didn't have me in a headlock....we were taking calls!~

    Miguelito~ got my new pin today~ :D

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  16. Shirley(NCC-1701)June 20, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Don't get your thong twisted there Tina! You know I love to hear you moan first thing in the morning (good job Janice, you keep her busy!).

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  17. iteachJune 20, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    Shirley do you love Mr. Michael's new avator?

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  18. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    Tina...

    Have you seen or do you have plans to see Woody Allen's new film..."Midnight In Paris?"

    you can send that pin right on over to Texas....however you may keep the raise..

    We have numerous wildfires...some near us.....30 homes have been destroyed so far...I will be doing my traditional rain dance this afternoon if I can find my "Its Raining Men" CD!!

    Iteach...doesn't that avatar pic look authentic!? BYW....who is you favorite leading man..or man in general? And don't say him!

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  19. Tina~in_utJune 20, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    Shirley~ I'll twist my thong any way i wanna~ tyvm~

    Miguelito~ I won't be seeing anything by mr allen....don't like that creep~ And I will be keeping this pin....you can have the raise~

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  20. BebbilaneJune 20, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Good afternoon Zona!
    No Cyrano in the last few days. I hear him at other windows in the front sometimes too. He's such a singer! :) or squawker or talker..whatever you want to say he does..lol. :)

    Tina: Congrats on the new pin!

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  21. Shirley(NCC-1701)June 20, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Looks like Miss Moany got up on the wrong side of the cave this morning!! What's the matter Tina did someone put your bra in the freezer again?

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  22. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    I was just kidding....I don't want the pin or the raise...

    And I should have known you wouldn't like Woody Allen. Same as Mercedes and Ross Mathews...etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.

    Age old meaningless grudges...but its your loss....I read that of the $30 million budget most was spent on capturing the beauty of Paris on film thru brilliant and expensive cinematography...

    Stunning was the word they used I believe...

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  23. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    I think its called PMS...

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  24. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    oh where are my manners...congrats Tina on your award....

    I image that sucking farts out of plane seats is hard work...so kudos to you for always getting the most and the worst ones out!

    you deserve a pin I'd say...

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  25. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    and a mint...

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  26. sacBarbJune 20, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    Shirley's #1
    Shirley's #1
    Shirley's #1
    Shirley's #1
    Shirley's #1

    And she's the prettiest too, and she IS smiling!

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  27. sacBarbJune 20, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    Dianne, I don't think there is enough Dawn to help me.

    Zona, In the pool?? Are you sure that's a good idea? I don't think the pool boy will like it.

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  28. ZonaJune 20, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    BEBBI: Cyrano sounds like me..a squawker and a talker..now if only he was a be-bopper..lol.. ;)

    BARB: I'd kinda like to see the pool boy in bubbles..ijs.. ;)

    There's a new fire burning up North that could threaten power lines that supply our power..and the temps this week will be anywhere from 108 to 113..oh joy...

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  29. iteachJune 21, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    I feel so blessed to be home with my kids, I love it.

    We watch movies together, color on the floor, take naps together, take walks....

    I love being home in the summer...very lucky lady.

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  30. iteachJune 21, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    Also on a pesonal note I like staying up late and sleeping in!

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  31. Dianne/DenverJune 21, 2011 at 2:36 AM

    And we like seeing u on the blog ITEACH. Thanks for all the comments today

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