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Monday, July 11, 2011

America's Birds Have Talent

by Michael



30 comments:

  1. somebody shut that bird up! I have a hangover!

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  2. oh! howdy! I'm with Wanda....

    WANDA!! WHERE ARE YA SNOOKUMS?? I'M READY FOR ROUND 4!!

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  3. WHAT ABOUT ME LESTER!!! WHAT DOES THAT OLD GOAT HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE!!??

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  4. Morning Glories!

    Welcome Wanda, Lester and Elmer.

    The birds is cute but is that really what passes for talent in America these days? lol

    hope everyone has a great day.

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  5. I can't find anything to eat in this joint!

    Just a half used tube of K-Y in the fridge (someones idea of a joke) and some white chocolate that tasted awful!

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  6. CRAZY OLD WOMAN!! YOU EAT WONG'S SUPPOSITORIES!!!

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  7. OMG!! This place has turned into a regular flop-house!!

    Everyone better get their bejeebers in here and toss these vagrants!!

    Jodi!! Bebbi!! Maureen!! Spartacus!! Contrary Mary!! Shirley!! Ross!! Everyone!! ...and whats er name! ...you know! NO not her! The other one....

    and that woman in Oregon...shes had long enough to get the stick out of her butt!

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  8. Have I just dropped into a "looney bin"? I think I have. What are you smoking today Michael?
    I think I will run and hide until the smoke clears. I am afraid they all may have voo doo dolls and they may be out to kill their prey.

    Have a great day everyone. I am going to be lazy today. All that rest over the weekend has made me tired.

    Waving to Lynn. Did you get out of the nest safely this morning?

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  9. OMG!!! I see that the circus is in town. Someone must have left the back door open.

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  10. Miss Foo No, that really was white chocolate. It just tastes like a depository.

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  11. LynnD Birds are cute but a lot of work, too.

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  12. Michael Thanks for the blog. We actually watched this show last night.

    Oh, and what have you done with Tina?

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  13. Tinka Good idea! I think I'll be lazy today, too.

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  14. YOU RADIES COME BACK HERE!! HEY!!

    ok ok...Wong hire cleaning lady...say her name is Whitney...keeps saying I used to be a star!

    I say yeah yeah...go clean the commode...

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  15. NO VOODOO DOLLS!!

    WONG HAVE SHRUNKEN HEADS...YOU LIKE?

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  16. DEPOSITORYS!? I ate some and used the rest for suppositories!!

    Tina is in a safe place....(insert evil laugh)

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  17. Depositories!? Sorry I missed that. This stupid "smart"phone keeps guessing at what it thinks I mean. Drives me nuts!

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  18. Just_Lin - Good Morning. Did you get out of the nest before they shrunk your head. I hope so. Being lazy is fun sometimes isn't it?

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  19. Michael - I forgot to tell you I loved the video. What a smart bird. I had a budgie years ago. I worked with him for a year saying words over and over again. By the end of that time he could say his name "Waldo", "Hi" and "Good-Bye". I thought he was brilliant. I am glad I didn't see Echo, the double yellow headed amazon back then. I would have been crushed.

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  20. ALLRIGHT WANDA!!


    Everybody out!! Take all ur feaks and hit the road!!

    Well except tattoo man...he can go to my house!

    OUT OUT OUT! NOW SCOOT!!

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  21. You can both go to my house DeeDee...but don't shrink all the heads! Save me 2 or 3!!


    AND TAKE YOUR BIG OLE PANTIES WITH YOU!!

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  22. Tinka Congrats on 25. OMG! Is my head shrunken? Crap! Maybe that's why the heat bothers me.

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  23. Hi "Everyone".....WANDA....I thought you were dead...that's what DEEDEE said a long time ago!!!
    Now all of you get out of the Manor before SHIRLEY comes along or you WILL be sorry!!!!!!

    J/L: I hate when my phone does that too. Why won't the "smart" part of it let us think for ourselves? When does your mom go to the doctor?

    Hi TINK: Glad you had a nice restful weekend and Anniversary. How exciting to get a beautiful ring. You never have too many of those!!

    MICHAEL: I thought this bird was great. When it started singing Over The Rainbow....it had me. I think there was another bird on the show that was fairly good too but I don't remember if they went on to the next round or not.

    Well, my husband left for two weeks this morning for Virginia to see his mom so I am (as the song goes)... A Single Lady!!! My first "exciting day today consisted of taking him to the airport, breakfast with my granddaughters and my volunteer job of Bingo. At least one of the residents came and told me I was doing good at calling so that made me feel good.

    LYNN: Are you feeling better from your flu? Sorry you had to come back from the beach early....dang flu bug!!

    Again, Wanda, I can hardly believe that you are alive!! I wonder what gives with DEEDEE?

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  24. Dianne That's nice that you got a vote of confidence from one of the seniors. You know those bingo players take the game very seriously.

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  25. I have always had a soft spot in my... heart... for Wanda, so I'm glad to hear she's alive!

    That's the good news... the bad news is that rumors are swirling that she's spent the last few years in hiding. After having kidnapped a helpless developmentally disabled girl named Misty.

    Ooops! Mixing online social networks here... sorry, owls!

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  26. ME?! KIDNAPPING?!?

    That goofy heifer kidnapped me! Two years of watching her slobber and shave just one of my legs so I couldn't escape!...?

    It finally dawned on me! You can run! Duh! She had me brainwashed! ...and let me tell you thats the only thing she washed....

    I had better get out of here before that crazy little bitch shows up!

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  27. OMG! Wanda, I am so sorry! I never dreamed Misty could be the Perp... she always seemed like such a simpleto... er, simple girl!

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  28. Well, the plot thickens! Wanda, Helen Lawson has put a predictably different spin on events over on her page. Would you care to respond?

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