Good Ole Mississippi Boy

by Zona

Good ole Mississippi boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it
home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the hell you gonna do with
that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of
here." He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks
where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing
to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house and
sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down
in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What the hell are you
doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What the hell does it look like
I'm a doing."

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Mississippi a
bad name, makin everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out
there and kick your ass!!"