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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Little Johnny!

by Zona
 
"Class, today's assignment is to spell and
use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence."
"Jane, you go first..."…..Dough, D O U G H …..…….Italians make pizza with dough."
Very good, Jane... now let's hear from Mary..."Dough, D O U G H ……my brother makes things with play dough."
               
"Yes, Johnny, do you have something constructive to add?" “My mom says my dad doesn't make enough dough,and he's bloody hopeless in bed, so she uses a dill dough!"
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36 comments:

  1. iteachAugust 11, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Good Morning Sunshines!

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  2. iteachAugust 11, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Zona, that was funny.

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  3. iteachAugust 11, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
    A beautiful day for a neighbor,
    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?

    It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
    A neighborly day for a beauty,
    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?

    I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
    I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

    So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
    Since we're together, we might as well say,
    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?
    Won't you be my neighbor?

    Won't you please,
    Won't you please,
    Please won't you be my neighbor?

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  4. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    omfg...

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  5. Lynn DAugust 11, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Morning Glories!

    Zona Oh My! lol

    Waving at the beautiful Iteach!

    MeeMee I see you too!

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  6. goldieAugust 11, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    Good Morning iteach, michael and lynn!

    Funny Zona- I wonder if they come in other herbal types besides dill??

    Obviously iteach is a big Mr. Rogers fan.....

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  7. iteachAugust 11, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    Hey I have lost track of Tina, is she still in Hawaii or she back in Utah?

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  8. TinkaAugust 11, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    Good Morning Iteach (Little Miss Sunshine), Michael, Lynn and Goldie. Just one more day to the weekend.

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  9. TinkaAugust 11, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Zona - Loved the joke. Are you thinking up funny stories to keep you from thinking about your high electric bills? I saw your status and am amazed by how much money it takes to keep you cool in the summer.

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  10. TinkaAugust 11, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    Sorry I have been MIA lately. I have been so preoccupied by Tia. She has had a difficult time since her operation. She hated wearing the buster collar and ended up with red blisters on her neck. She had to wear it to keep her from biting the stitches. I finally solved the problem by having her wear a Halloween dragon costume. It is soft and comfortable and covers the stitches. She looks strange but feels good. Now I am getting some sleep again. Today we find out the status of the lump that was removed. Hopefully it will all soon be a memory.

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  11. TinkaAugust 11, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    Yesterday we had a large summer family party here. It was lots of fun but I am too tired to go to water therapy today. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

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  12. TinkaAugust 11, 2011 at 12:22 PM

    Have a great day all owls in and out of the nest.

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  13. iteachAugust 11, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    Tinka, I thinking good thoughts right now for Tia.

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  14. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    Keeping fingers crossed for Tia...

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  15. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    Jodi...

    Someone 160 miles from you won the Powerball jackpot last night. $220 million....in Dakota, Mn...

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  16. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    Electricity bills in this part of Texas are very high. I haven't seen one of mine in several years but I am pretty sure it runs around $1000 depending on what scam the utility company has going...

    I keep my bedroom cold at night and well....I guess the house is pretty cold in the day also. I don't like to perspire....not that I ever have...But I am sure I wouldn't like it.

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  17. Tina~in_utAugust 11, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    Good Moaning~ (barely)~

    iteach~ you look fabu in first today~ And I'd love to be ur neighbor~ oh...and I'm in Utah....but my friend and I want to head back to Hawaii next week~ :D

    Zona~ thanks for sending in the blog~

    Miguelito~ use the barf bag I decorated for you~

    Tinka~ good luck with Tia~

    Hi to the twins, LynnD & Goldie~

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  18. goldieAugust 11, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Michael, I may not be Jodi but I live close to her. Soooo, that damn winning lottery ticket could have (and should have) been mine!! Mine, mine, mine I say! I buy those damn tickets every Wed & Sat and when I am in MN too.

    I'm not bitter, no I am not. Oh hell, YES I AM!!!

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  19. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    Goldie....its just a fluke when someone wins I think...but I would love for it to be someone I know...or of course....me....lol

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  20. Just_LinAugust 11, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    iteach Oh, you look so pretty in first today! And thank you for the lovely song and nice tribute to Mr. Rodgers.

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  21. Just_LinAugust 11, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    Michael Are you feeling sickly today? If so, sorry, but please stay on the naughty mat. We don't want any accidents.

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  22. Just_LinAugust 11, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    Zona Fortunately, I love dill. ;) Thanks for the cute blog today.

    If I was you, I'd rethink the option of averaging out your electric bill over a 12 month period. Shoot, I do it here and that's just because the gas bill goes up in the winter. I find it helpful to have a general idea of what my monthly bills are.

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  23. Just_LinAugust 11, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    Goldie It looks like you're keeping cool in that outfit. I take it you don't wear that to work.

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  24. Just_LinAugust 11, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    Tinka I'm so glad you found a good solution to the buster collar problem. How fortunate that Tia is used to getting dressed up. I hope she heals well and that the biopsy results are good.

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  25. Just_LinAugust 11, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    Tina Are you really going back to Hawaii next week? I'm getting really, really jealous. I'm going back down to SoCal next week but it sure isn't the same thing. My daughter is going to go with me for the first four days and then I will stay on another 5.

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  26. ZonaAugust 11, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    Hi Guys!

    Well Surprise Surprise Surprise..said in my best Gomer Pile impersonation..I forgot all about this joke! I'm glad ya'all liked it! :D

    ITEACH: You're looking lovely today..and you do Mr Rogers proud with your song! :)

    LYNN: Oh My indeed!! LOL!!

    MICHAEL: Our electric company tells us to conserve conserve conserve..and then they go to the Corporation Commission and tell them they have to raise rates because they aren't making enough money! I think we could easily have a bill of around $700..but we keep the a/c set pretty high. It's too bad we have to do that though..

    GOLDIE: LOL! You mean like parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme? ;D

    TINKA: I beginning to think there is no way to keep cool except swimming..too bad I can't do that all day!

    I hope Tia is all right! Please let us know as soon as your find out.

    TINA: No I won't turn the a/c off..lol..

    J/LIN: We really have considered averaging the bill out..but the last time they did that to show us what we could expect, it was almost $300 a month..we can't afford that all year round. Maybe I should call and have them do it again now that we have the smart meters..

    I swam and swam this afternoon and now I'm starved..going to go make something to eat..bbiab..

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  27. ZonaAugust 11, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    Could I have made any more typos..sheesh!! Sorry about that..I'm worn out from stroking in the pool all afternoon..that's my story and I'm stickin' to it... ;D

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  28. Dianne/DenverAugust 11, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    Hi all. Getting excited about football starting tonight

    I do declare ZOnA---did u make that naughty joke up? Very funny and it made me laugh out loud!!!

    Gosh how great to win all that money. I guess u need to buy a ticket first. I think I would hide it in the mattress a d not invest a cent!!

    Tink: hope Tia will be okay and glad to see u back. Take care

    Hello to everyone. I'm not meaning to skip anybody but I still haven't mastered this on my phone

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  29. Lynn DAugust 11, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    Evening Owls! I have an Announcement to make, Attention Attention please!

    I am sane again!!!!!! I had my last therapy appt. today. The therapist is very happy with my progress and I don't need to go any more unless I feel I need to.

    Tinka so glad to hear Tia is doing better.

    J/L I forgot to tell you that the term Christian in Chief was coined by Lawrence ODonnell. I stole it from him. :)

    Dianne yesterday was kind of crappy but I survived. lol

    Waving at everyone.

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  30. Just_LinAugust 12, 2011 at 1:57 AM

    Zona Stroking in the pool all day? LMAO Was that with or without Randy?

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  31. Just_LinAugust 12, 2011 at 2:00 AM

    Dianne Hard to believe football is starting again so soon. Of course, the weather we have here is very fall-like in the summer. The other day I heard a DJ call this month "Foggest".

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  32. Just_LinAugust 12, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    LynnD You really deserve many kudos. You got through your dark days with flying colors, and all the while, NOT smoking! Many pats on the back to you.

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  33. JodiAugust 12, 2011 at 3:37 AM

    ITEACH - You are stunning....and singing, no less!!

    ZONA - I'm a fan of dill, too ;)

    MICHAEL - Dang...so close, yet so far ;)

    LYNN - Congrats on your sanity!! Now find time for those "me" days, and you'll be all set ♥

    GOLDIE - I didn't get even one number...:( I'm just thankful SOMEONE won it...that's all we been doing, selling those dang tickets!!

    TINKA - Glad you enjoyed your family party!! Sending healing thoughts for TIA ♥

    TINA - Why are your barely moaning?

    SLIN - I'm glad your daughter can go with you next week!! How are the ducks?

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  34. JodiAugust 12, 2011 at 3:40 AM

    DIANNE - How did our BRONCOS do last night? I forgot to check online when I got home. My son and I went to Prelims of DCI....televised live at over 500 theaters across the nation. What a great show!! But I'm going to be paying for staying out late all day. Only got about a 3 hour nap....:/

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  35. JodiAugust 12, 2011 at 3:41 AM

    DIANNE - p.s. The Blue Knights drum and bugle corps was fabulous!! Have you ever seen them perform? They're your "home team" ♥

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  36. JodiAugust 12, 2011 at 3:42 AM

    Best get some cawfee in me....see you all after work!!

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