by Dianne
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his daughter's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time--just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather, who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?" he asked. "Oh,yes, Pap Pap, it was really wonderful. We didn't see a single asshole, piece of crap, horse's ass, blind bastard, dip shit, or son of a bitch anywhere we went!" Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
BAM!!
ReplyDeleteGood Morning Michael and Shirley - You are owls of very little words this morning. I hope you are feeling OK.
ReplyDeleteDianne - Thanks for the cute story. It is always fun to start the day with a smile.
ReplyDeleteJack feels fine this morning but he is going to do nothing for the rest of the week, (if I have to tie him to a chair). I feel like I have been hit by a truck. I guess it's the stress of the last few days. I ache from head to toe. But enough about me, how are all you owls this morning? Are you feeling the "let down after holiday blues"?
ReplyDeleteDI: Omg..that is soooo true..lol..thanks for the laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL: Congrats on First! Perfect chair for TINKA..nice and comfortable..and I love the puppy on the pillow!
SHIRLEY: Splat-back..lol..
TINKA: I'm so glad Jack is feeling better..tie him anyway..but gently... ;D
I hope you will be able to get some rest today too!
Beautiful sunny day here..blah blah blah..I want just a little more winter and a little less spring please.. :D
Have a good day everyone!
Good morning ladies....
ReplyDeleteZona...I thought that chair was perfect for Tinka too. Its by MacKenzie Childs and its called the "Aria" chair and ottoman. Those 2 pieces and the "Toulouse Goose" table make a lovely statement for just under $12,000.00!! The pillow is available separately for $410.00.
Shirleys chair is tomorrow!!
Michael - I am sorry. I didn't realize your avatar was my chair today. When I read Zona's comment I quickly made the avatar bigger so I could see it. It is lovely and oh so comfortable. I think that's Tia who is sleeping on the footstool. Thanks for thinking of me. I need a boost today and you gave it to me.
ReplyDeleteGood Morning Zona - Please send your sunny weather here. I am sick of the wind and rain. If we could we would jump on the next jet and camp out in your backyard or maybe your guest room is still waiting for us. One of these days ------
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ReplyDeleteMichael You are surely the most handsome today and what a lovely chair you brought for Tinka! It's perfect! It was very considerate of you to place Tia on that lovely pillow. She is resting so comfortably.
ReplyDeleteDianne Thanks for the chuckle today. I think Grandpa and I are made from the same cloth. I see a lot of a**holes out on the road. :)
ReplyDeleteShirley Well, that was a quick entrance and exit. What gives? Are you angry that we didn't offer to help clean up after the NYE party?
ReplyDeleteTinka I'm so glad that Jack is doing okay today. I am keeping him in my prayers.
ReplyDeleteI'm still enjoying my Christmas tree but want to get it down before the weekend is over. I will miss it.
No Just Lin I was distracted by a stupid phone call.
ReplyDeleteMichael I hope my chair isn't an electric chair!
Tinka I'm glad Jack is home and resting. (((HUGS)))
Oops! Hi Zona!!
ReplyDeleteDianne I enjoyed your blog! Thanks for clarifying the difference!
ReplyDeleteShirley LOL @ electric chair! Maybe it will be a throne, of one kind or the other.
ReplyDeleteGood aaachoooo Moaning~
ReplyDeleteLove Tinka's chair, Michael~ And might I say how handsome you look today~ Ur hair is silky and you look dashing~
I think I have a fever~
Shirley~ Glad I didn't call you~ U could have hung up, ya know~
Tinka~ So ur gonna tie Jack up, huh? Kinda kinky~ :D
Zona~ quit showing off with ur weather~
J/L~ sick....sick....sick....not my teeth~
Di~ ty SO much for the blag~ it was a godsend~
Afternoon all.
ReplyDeleteSo glad to hear Jack is home. Keep him resting Tinka and you get some too.
I have a raging headache today and I am achy all over. The doctor said she heard some congestion in my right lung, I guess I am fighting something.
Michael that is a perfect chair for Tinka. Waving at everyone.
My grandkids will hear me do more swearing on the drive than Papa. lol
LynnD...
ReplyDelete"keep him resting and get some too!??"
you meant rest...right?
wait til you see your chair!!
Hope everyone has their surgeons mask on and ur hand sanitizer within reach!
ReplyDeleteTina has some serious cooties...a wheezing..hacking..walking snot bag...
bless her heart...she refuses to go to the doctor and get antibiotics...
I hope you feel better soon Tina!
ReplyDeletebahaaaaaaa!!! Shirleys back in the hazmat!!
ReplyDeleteWell you said Tina was...a wheezing..hacking..walking snot bag...
ReplyDeleteWell, at least I went to the dr yesterday. I recd a lot of drugs and already feel a little better. This junk goes right to my chest--- yuck. Get better soon Tina. Sorry u r sick.
ReplyDeleteTink, I hope Jack keeps resting for the week. These men don't listen very well, do they? Hope u get to feeling better soon. Don't wait too long to go to dr.
Michael, perfect chair for Tink and cute with her little dog laying there. U r very thoughtful
Laying in bed trying to post on phone so hello to all that flew in today hope the rest of u keep feeling good. Thanks for the comments today and glad u smiled.
Hope u feel better too, Lynn
ReplyDeleteDIANNE...so funny! My mom swore like a truck driver in the car! I guess it totally explains where I get my trash mouth from!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I am taking Sharon on her errands I try to say the darndest things...ass hat, dick wad, fuck head, somnabitch, dipshit...and the list goes on!
TINKA...sorry for the above comment! Glad Jack is taking it easy and you should, too.
TINA, DIANNE & LYNN...feel better soon.
Shirley I think I better get a hazmat suit, too. Lots of germs around here all of a sudden. I guess the holidays do that.
ReplyDeleteDianne I'm glad you've started on antibiotics. I wish Louis was there to wait on, I mean, help you.
ReplyDeleteJL-- me too
ReplyDeleteseriously? Louis wait on her? If he does that.....I need him to come to SLC to give the hubby lessons~ ijs~
ReplyDeleteTina Well, you also have your minions (kids).
ReplyDeleteJ/L~ do you mean the ones who...now that 2 of the 3 drive...stay out as much as possible? those? hmmmmm~ Good thing there's plenty of soup in the house~ ijs~
ReplyDeleteTina Yeah, those would be the ones.
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