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Thursday, February 23, 2012

~ Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women ~

by Tina~in_ut


And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....


#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
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15 comments:

  1. Dianne/DenverFebruary 23, 2012 at 9:54 AM

    Well, I'm at my gate flying Frontier to Hobby airport. So far so good

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2012 at 10:43 AM

    omg Dianne! I sent driver to George Bush Intercontinental Airport to fetch you!

    What is your ETA? I'll call him and tell him to get over to Hobby...

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2012 at 10:57 AM

    well Diannes plane just took off 30 minutes ago...hope she got my message....

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  4. TinkaFebruary 23, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    Good Morning Dianne - Were you first at your gate too?

    Good Morning Michael - When is your rendezvous with Dianne? Have fun.

    Tina - Funny blog today. Thanks for the laugh.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2012 at 12:55 PM

    Latitude: 29-46-48.0 N
    Longitude: 95-26-60.0 W
    Speed: 211 mph (339 kph)
    Altitude: 4,000 feet (1,219 meters)
    Bearing: 130
    To HOU: 14 miles (22 km)
    From DEN: 869 miles (1,398 km)

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2012 at 1:01 PM

    Diannes plane has landed and is at the gate...but there is a problem...seems someone was in the lavatory when the ground crew went to suction it out and has become stuck on the toilet...they are bringing in the "jaws of life" to break the suction....

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  7. Lynn DFebruary 23, 2012 at 1:19 PM

    Well I would say those are top reason mean are idiots. imjs lol

    I am so excited that Michael and Dianne are about to meet! Fantastic.

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  8. Just_LinFebruary 23, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    Dianne Oh, you look so pretty in first today! I'm glad your trip is going well so far.

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  9. Just_LinFebruary 23, 2012 at 2:43 PM

    Michael I sure hope that wasn't Dianne in the lavatory. :(

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  10. Just_LinFebruary 23, 2012 at 2:45 PM

    Tina That was very funny. I especially like #8. ".....let you try it out" LOL

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  11. Just_LinFebruary 23, 2012 at 2:47 PM

    Tinka Good morning! We have a beautiful day here. How about you?

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  12. Just_LinFebruary 23, 2012 at 2:48 PM

    LynnD Well, that's one way to look at it. LOL

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  13. TinkaFebruary 23, 2012 at 6:53 PM

    Just_Lin - It's cloudy and grey here, not a nice day to be outside.

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    Today only!

    Enlarge my avatar and get 3 wishes!!!

    Seriously!!

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  15. Tina~in_utFebruary 23, 2012 at 7:56 PM

    he didn't give me my wishes!!!~

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