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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Investment Tips for 2012

by Dianne

 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
 
 
Watch for these consolidations in 2012:

  1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
 
  2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
 
  3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
 
  4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
 
  5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
 
  6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
 
  7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
 
 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
 
  And finally....
 
  9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

17 comments:

  1. Good Morning Owls - Thanks again for the good wishes yesterday. It all seems like a long ago memory now and it's back to a "normal" life. Hope it's a sunny day as I feel a little depressed. I guess I will always be that little six year girl who feels let down after the party is over. I should be thankful for quiet days.
    Waiting for my breakfast and the cleaning lady and I know I should really be thankful.

    Dianne - Those were really funny. Thanks for the laugh.

    Breakfast is here. Have a great day everyone. See you later.

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  2. Tink----so u finally turned the big 40!!! U and I have been 39 for a long time. U r just a party girl. Glad u liked the blog.

    Louis will be having surgery on may 8th. The dr gave me more drugs but not helping---we shall see how today goes. He was very grateful they got him scheduled.

    Hope more people come to comment besides us Tink. Have a good sunny day

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  3. Dianne - I hope more visit the nest today too. They must be very busy.

    It feels a little strange to finally turn 40 but I knew it had to come some day. I don't mind the number but I don't care for the pain that comes with getting older.

    My prayers are with Louis and will increase on the 8th. I hope the meds help soon.

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  4. I've posted 5 times......and each one has disappeared!!!!!!! :( now I'm trying from my phone.....

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  5. Tinka You are the prettiest 40 year old that I've ever seen! What puzzles me is that I will turn 65 on May 6. I think I don't know how to count.
    :(

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  6. Dianne Thanks for the blog today. I don't think I'll be buying any of those PouponPants.

    I'm glad that Louis has a surgeery date but am sorry it isn't sooner. I'm sure he is, too.

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  7. Tina Waving a wing at you. Something weird going on today as I have had no emails arrive since 5:03 this morning and that just isn't right.

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  8. Tina Waving a wing at you. Something weird going on today as I have had no emails arrive since 5:03 this morning and that just isn't right.

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  9. Okay, that shouldn't have posted twice, either.

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  10. Very slow day. Kind of hot and gloomy too

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  11. JL--- boy u got old and passed Tink and right by. Let us know how it feels to be 65---whew!!!

    Hi Tina---better fix ur blog. :)

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  12. DI: I LOVE ZipAudiDoDa..LOL!! They were all funny..but that was my favorite!

    TINKA: You're beautiful every day..but you've got an extra glow and sparkle when your first! I hope you got the sunshine you were hoping for..if not I'll send you some of ours..we have tons! :)

    TINA: It worked! :D

    J/LIN: You think you're confused..I just realized that I'm older than my cyber mom! :D

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  13. DI: I'm so glad Louis has a surgery date and will finally be getting some relief from the pain. I wish the meds would kick in now though..

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  14. Randy and I went out today and bought a new bed..Cal King..it's so big it's more like an arena than a bed..j/s.. :D

    DI..we're keeping the headboard.. ;)

    I am pooped..been running around since 7 this morning..Nikki to vet..bed shopping..WinCo shopping..omg that store is something else..mall shopping..my knee is saying STOP! and I'm listening..lol..

    Hope everyone is having a nice day..I'm going to go sit in the old fadoo chair with my feets up..no sock sliding today..fer shure.. ;)

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  15. oooops..that should have been "you're" in one of those comments..I HATE when I do that..it's cuz I'm tired..that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.. :D

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  16. Dianne those were funny as hell! Thanks for the chuckles!

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  17. Splat!!

    Evening everyone! I worked 11.5 hours today and I'm pooped, so I'm off to bed!

    Tinka I can't remember if I wished you a Happy Birthday or not so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINKA!!!!!

    Nighty night!

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