by Sac Barb
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep crap now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep crap now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says, "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
Splat!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for my morning chuckle SacBarb!!!
ReplyDeleteMorning Glories!
ReplyDeleteShirley you look fabulous in first.
Sacbarb I am counting on that moral to the story. lol
Waving at everyone!
BARB: That was cute! I've got the age..the BS and brilliance..not so much..If I'd been that German Shepherd..well..I'd have been panther food..js.. :D
ReplyDeleteGood Mornin' SHIRLEY and LYNN!
Happy Memorial Day, everyone.
ReplyDeleteShirley You look bright and shiney today.
SacBarb Thanks for the chuckle. I knew there had to be something I've gained from aging besides these crow's feet.
ReplyDeleteLynnD That German Shepherd would do well as a political pundit. ijs
ReplyDeleteZona Yeah, I would have been panther food, too. By the time I came up with a solution, it would have been way too late.
ReplyDeleteWe haven't heard a peep from Tinka or Michael in some time. I'm getting worried.
ReplyDeleteJust Lin I wouldn't worry about Michael and Tina. They are probably on a road trip together across America like Oprah and Gail! Singing, camping , laughing and having a great time! I'm sure we will see a video of it soon!
ReplyDeleteI agree J/L! lol
ReplyDeleteWaving at Zona, J/L, and Shirley!
I hate when I write all this crap and it doesn't post!!!! ga!!!!~
ReplyDeletewell of course THAT posted!!!!!~
ReplyDeleteShirley dear~ Tinka....not Tina~ I'm right here...been werking~ You look first today~ :)~
ReplyDeleteHi to Lynn, Zona, and J/L~
J/L~ Michael went on a little trip...very crappy internet...he'll be home soon and prolly be the holy terror that he is~ wait....did I just say Michael and holy in the same sentence?!~
Sackie~ ty for sending the blog~ Cracked me up~
Hey Gang, thanks for the comments. Didn't see this was my blog til now.
ReplyDeleteMs. Sunshine, you look so lovely.
Lynn, Hope Eva helped your blues.
Zona & J/L, I would have been panther food too. Tina, YW