by Mary
The Geography of a Woman:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
The Geography of a Man:
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,
ruled by a pair of nuts.
THE END
AMEN TO THIS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI feel so lovely being like Canada today. I feel all fluttery. Thanks for blog Barb.
Barb, how are you feeling today? I sure hope much better and maybe you can get out some today....if not rest, rest, rest.
Think I'll go back to sleep for an hour. I have a wine and cheese shower at 11. I guess I'll call it breakfast.
DIANNE - Looking lovely today! Enjoy your shower! MR. LANE made us breakfast.
ReplyDeleteLoved the pics in area 51! Pretty creative!!
MARY - I'll take Great Britain ;) And amen to men being ruled by a couple of nuts! True dat!
ReplyDeleteDianne, You're welcome but Mary sent in the blog. BTW, Have fun at the wine and cheese shower. My kind of breakfast!
ReplyDeleteMary, Thanks for the blog. I guess being like Canada isn't so bad. But it's right on about the men!
Jodi, How nice of Mr. Lane to fix you guys breakfast. Now what do you have to do for him?
Dianne2, I'm feeling a little better today. Hanging myself really helps, but it usually takes more than a day or two to get back to normal, whatever that is.
ReplyDeleteBARB - Just look pretty ;) Glad the hanging helped!! Have a good weekend :)
ReplyDeleteWhoops....thanks for blog Mary. I guess I will never get you two straight!!
ReplyDeleteShower was very nice and no games except a raffle.
It's so nice out today..I wonder if we really are going to have 10" of snow tomorrow. I hope not. If we do I'll be sending it over to Mary in a day or two.
LOL @ Dianne, "guess I will never get you two straight!!"
ReplyDeleteWe look soooo much alike lol!!!
I almost forgot to check in. Today we had to go to a funeral visitation and a benefit.
This is going to sound awful, but I swear some of these people came straight from Walmart!
My sister in law whispered to me " this is a Dentists dream" meaning there were a lot of missing teeth!
I live in a pretty redneck area, no jobs,drinkers,and sadly many into crack!
The benefit was for the son of a deceased friend of mine. He has been blind since birth. The funeral home has his ashes in hock until the family comes up with the money. I hope they use the money wisely!
Thanks for the comments. Say warm!!
Believe me, I count my blessings every day!
stay warm lol!!
ReplyDeleteDianne You are looking especially lovely today. Your hair is looking great! I've never been to a wine and cheese shower. I'm not much for wine but I love cheese. Sure, it can be breakfast. I had breakfast today at 1:00.
ReplyDeleteMary Thanks for the blog today. That was sure the long and short of it.
ReplyDeleteHOdi What did Mr.Lane make for you?
ReplyDeleteSacBarb I hope the hanging helps you out real soon. I've always like Canada.
ReplyDeleteSLIN - Scrambled eggs, bacon, and a bagel with veggie cream cheese!!! Yum!!!
ReplyDeleteMARY - lol @ a dentist's dream!! You would've loved the band we heard tonight. Buen N Bush!! Just a 2 man acoustic band. Fun!!!
ReplyDeleteHOdi Sounds like a tasty breakfast.
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