by Dianne
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little
girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm
drawing God.’
The teacher paused and
said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.’
Without missing a beat,
or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.’
by Dianne
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it
was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible.
The little girl said,
'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.
The teacher asked,
'What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl
replied, 'Then you ask him’.
