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Monday, June 16, 2008

What did you just call me?



by Zona


I was listening to my Myspace music player yesterday, when I heard the song "The Lady Is A Tramp" being sung by Frank Sinatra. Sinatra sings this with a smirk in his voice, and I'm sure when Rodgers and Hart wrote the song..they had to know that there would be an emphasis on the obvious double entendre. In reality, the song is simply about a woman who doesn't fit, and doesn't desire to fit, into what she feels is the snobbery of high society. This got me thinking about how we use certain words and phrases and how we interpret them, depending on who we are talking to or who we are with. This then led me to Tina and Jodi. Or..as they are affectionately known...Tinaho and Hodi. Less than a year ago, I wouldn't have believed that the words Ho, Crackwhore, and yes, even Bitch, could be said with such affection. I think it's incredible that we have all come to know each other so well, that the use of these words, which could have at one time been guaranteed to hurt feelings....now just make us laugh. I mean, come on.....Tina even gets away with saying TinkHOtia! So let's all raise a glass to Tinaho and Hodi...without whom we may never have achieved the Status "Ho"!

323 comments:

  1. Happy Monday!!

    GOod morning to all who land after me!!

    GO TIGER!!! You all know where I'll be - glued to the TV hoping, wishing and praying he wins!!!

    OFf to read the blog now...

    I hope everyone has an excellent day!!!
    :-)

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  2. Zona - HO - great blog!! Raising my glass to all us HO's, Crackwhores and Bitches!!

    affectionately,

    HoMEK

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  3. Good morning, MEK--congrats on first, second, third, fourth and fifth!

    Yea! Another blog by Zona!

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  4. Hey Sandie - I had to stop - I could have marched myself right to number TEN!!!!

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  5. I'm off to call the doctor to get Ty an appt this morning--he still has a high fever. Have a good day!

    Good morning owls who aren't here yet!

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  6. Good morning, and congrats Mek
    on #1.

    Sandie, I'm sorry Ty is still sick. Hope it's a better week for him.

    Great, great blog Zona.

    I agree about the use of these words and think it's such a special term of endearment when used. I can only imagine the thoughts by a few 'lukers' who have stumbled onto our nest what they think without knowing us. that's just too funny.

    It's kind of like...if you nest here, then you're a Ho, as if it's our family name. I think it's funny, and if you're not a Ho, then your not one of us.

    Better to be in a nest than on a street corner. LOL

    HoRonnie

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  7. Btw, HoTina~
    You made me smile yesterday when you called me Princess Ronnie.

    Off to start the day.

    bbl

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  8. Sandie, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that everything goes well with your son at the doctor's office.

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  9. Good Morning Mek ( Congrats on first), Sandie, Ronnie, and Iteach. The blog looks "VERY INTERESTING" today. I will be back after I feed my "babies" and read my daughter's blog.

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  10. Mek:
    Congrats on First! What the heck are you doing up so early!

    I have posted the pic of a amazing owl, guess away

    Waving at:
    Mek, Sandie, Ronnie, Iteach, and to all who post after me!

    Have a great day Everyone...

    Oh, Forgot!

    Amicus:
    Loved the Tony's last nite! Again
    Thanks for the reminder, I really would have forgotten :O)

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  11. Tinka:
    Good Morning :O)

    Zona:
    I loved your blog today, Great way to make HO a good word... I tell ya the first time Tina called me a "crackwhore" I blushed with pride!

    Yes I did!!!!!

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  12. Hi HO Hi HO, Off to work I go....

    :O)

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  13. Zona:
    Thanks for sending me your blog, I so appreciate it!

    Happy Blue

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  14. Morning Glories and Hidee HO's!

    MEK you got first!!! Do you have the computer in bed with you? LOL

    Oh those double entendre's! They do make life interesting or you go crazy looking for the double meaning.

    Great Blog ZonaHo!

    Sandie: I hope all goes well at the doctor for Ty!

    Ok going to look at the next pic so I can guess.

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  15. LOL at the first pic!

    I am guessing Sandra Dee! I am sticking to it!

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  16. Howdy HO everyone...
    MEK...1-5 and then 10th... What ARE you doing up so early!!?????
    I will have Tiger on at work today!!!!

    Hope it drives someone crazy!!!!!!

    Morning Sandie...Hope you get something to take care of that fever... too high for too long!!!!

    Ronnie... You are always a princess in my eyes!!!

    Morning sweet Tinka ...
    Morning Carol!!!!!

    ZONA-- GREAT BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ibe-a-ho signing off for now!!!!

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  17. HOhum good morning everyone! Mek, Sandie, Ronnie, Iteach, Tinka, Carol, LynnD and Ibb.

    Condrats on 1st Mek! Enjoy your golf...I know you will. Lol!

    What an interesting topic to start the week off with Zona! A year ago I never would have thought of "Ho" and "Crackwhore" as terms of endearment. Now when I'm here I regard it as normal. Not sure if that is good or bad?

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  18. Good Morning,
    Sandie, Ronnie, Iteach, Tinka, cpgem, Lynn D, and IBB...

    no - no computer in my bed - but with Mr. MEK out of town - and the animals are SO used to being up before the sun rises with him - I managed to keep the cats at bay until 5:30a.m. -

    I might have to take a nap before golf comes on!! LOL

    Just watched Tim's son on line and it's on right now - what a wonderful young man - i would have NEVER been able to do that interview -

    BUT - at least that young man knew that he was loved!!!!

    okay - I have NO idea who the owl is - but I just LOVE the first pic!!

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  19. Breakfast is served!

    Cinn. french toast
    Pancakes or waffles (BB or reg)
    Maple syrup
    Whip cream
    Toast (white, ww, brown or Raisin)
    Jams, jellies, marmalade or PB
    Asst. Danishes
    Fresh fruit
    Juices
    Tea
    Coffee
    Milk (white, choc, soy)
    Water
    Slimfast for Tinka

    Fresh cut flowers from EBJ's garden on the table.

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  20. Good Morning Carol, Lynn and Ibebold.

    Another fantastic blog Zona. Only you could have turned our 'fun name calling' into a Work of Art. You are so talented. I would love to claim that talent as being inherited from me but since you are adopted I can't do that. Way to go Baby!
    It took a while before I was re-named by Tina. I remember seeing her words one day "I just can't bring myself to calling Amicus and Tinka, Hoes". She soon got over that. She now sends me Hotties on myspace. Now I finally belong to the club.

    Mek- Is this your first time at being 'first'? Are you no longer a "First" virgin? How does that make you feel? We have to get up pretty early to be first when we are on PDT time?

    Sandie - I hope Ty gets better really fast. That isn't fair to be sick at the beginning of school holidays.

    We had a lovely picnic yesterday. The sun was warm. The family was altogether. It was in the park surrounded by other people having picnics. There were presents for Fathers and June birthdays. It was great until my cell phone rang (fortunately we were almost ready to call it a day) and my mother had fallen once more. That ended the fun but fortunately again she was not seriously hurt. She has bruises and she was upset. I spent the rest of the day with her. That's why I didn't get back on the blog again yesterday. I still haven't read all the Father's Day tributes. When I finally got home I was exhausted and literally fell into bed.
    Today I am juggling looking after Mom (she is like a young child when she is hurt) and picking up my Japanese student. I don't think there will be any time to get back on the blog again today. I want to wish everyone a Happy Monday and say once more "Great Job Zona". I loved the video you chose.

    Judging by the white cap and gown, similar to the one I graduated in, I assume the beauty of the day attended a Catholic school run by nuns. I will guess Tina since she is the only one I can think of who went to a Catholic Academy. I know there are more owls who did but I can't remember right now. Rushing off to make sure my mom eats some breakfast.
    Love, Tinka

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  21. Morning everyone!

    MEK: Congrats at being first!! WOOHOO!

    Zona: I LOVE your blog! It is fun to have silliness in the nest (I do love to laugh)! I'm proud to be among the other HO's in the nest!

    signed, JennHOfer

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  22. My guess on the picture is TINA!!!!

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  23. Forgot to say HI to the other HO's out there today!

    Hi to Sandie, Ronnie, Iteach, Carol, Tink, LynnD, IBB, and Shirley!

    Sandie: I am with Iteach. I hope all goes well with your son today!

    Tink: Have a fun day with your mother and your Japanese student!

    Shirley: Thanks for another great breakfast. I could use some fresh fruit! I'm so glad to see you more active in the nest! : )

    OK...I need to get going. I have a LOT on my "to do" list today. However, when the Poland and Croatia soccer match is on, I must drop everything and root for Poland! (Shirley, I hope you can watch too)!

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  24. Good Monday morning all!

    I am travelling again..last trip of the school year...woohoo! I just wanted to fly by quickly to say thank you for the welcome backs yesterday! Made me day! I missed you guys!

    Zona woman....you are a fantastic writer! Thanks for another great blog! I love that we have reclaimed words that could be considered derogatory towards women and turned them on their heads, taken away the negative connotation and made them positive and endearing. And I love that you wrote about it! Woohoo and way to go, HOna!

    Okay, on the road again! Off I go! Wishing everybody a yellow day!

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  25. Ooops! I forgot to guess! I understand that logic, that it must be Tina (and the silliness in the first pictures would be "her") but I am going to guess Bon'O!

    But, I am sure I will be wrong (I'd sure hate to break my losing streak)! LOL!

    Be back sometime later today.

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  26. Ibb my channel guide says I should be able to catch the soccor match, but I have a feeling they will end up showing golf instead. I haven't been able to watch soccor since Thursday. Keep your fingers crossed.

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  27. Good morning HO's!!!!!

    ZONA.....great blog!!! I have to be careful in my "real" life.....I have slipped and called someone a crackwhore.....and she just about b'slapped me!!! OOPS!!!

    MEK - Congrats on first!!! So great to see that the HOMEK sisters are "in the house"!!!

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  28. My guess for today is Miss DIANNE!!! Just something about the "devil" in her eye makes me think it is her!!!

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  29. Gooooood Morning Nestmates!

    A new week, and I'm determined to get out and make every minute productive while we have these wonderful long days....but who could do that before checking Shirley's breakfast menu, sending 'grats to MEK on #1 for #1 (Tiger!!), looking for an update from Sandie on Ty (let us know what the dr. says), and waving at Ronnie, Iteach, Tinka, Carol, Lynn, IBB, Jennifer, VIG, Jodi and a big ol' blog-hug to HOna.....from Bon'HO. Everyone have a marvelous Monday!

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  30. ZONA - In honor of today's blog I'm wearing my favorite new brick red t'shirt!!! Luv U!! Go D'Backs!!! :D

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  31. Golf is getting ready to start -

    making a quick fly by..

    Tinka - NO, this is not my first FIRST!! LOL - I am AMAZED at how many times I have actually gotten it - it truly is the LUCK of the Irish!!

    Bono - did you see that Rocco has dressed EXACTLY like Tiger for "Sunday" golf - I find that VERY interesting!!!

    Howdy to everyone!!!

    Crossing my fingers and toes for THE MAN!!!

    :-)

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  32. Tiger FINALLY hits the fairway on the 1st hole!!!

    Okay - seriously - I'll be back later!!!

    might give you some "Al Michael" updates thru-out ... cuz - I just KNOW ya'll can't wait to hear about this!! NOT.. LOL

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  33. Good morning ho's! :)

    Zona I too never would have imagined calling someone a crackwhore or bitch would be a term of endearment!

    Great blog today!

    Congrats to MEK for being first!

    My (usually) noisy birdy let me sleep in til 8:00 this morning. That is VERY late for me.

    It was actually Paula who woke me by jumping on me and meowing.

    Sandie I hope your little one is ok.

    Have a wonderful day today!

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  34. Yes, MEK~~Here we go! ~~and, btw, I stand by my lip-reading yesterday after watching the replay! :-)~ On the green for the first hole--AMAZINGly better than yesterday! Much to do, but you know it'll be the backdrop for my day.

    G'morning, EBJ! Paula is such a lady to only meow at you to wake up. So much kinder than Mick, who prefers to paw my face until I let him out for morning bird-watch!

    Catch ya later 'Al'!

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  35. Hey y'all! OMG that quote of the day is hilarious!! Birdee, you crack me up!

    Congrats on first MEK!!

    ZONAHO!!lol..that is a fantastic blog entry!! You are a great writer!

    ♥JHOEY

    I am loving the senior pics...So playful and fun today! I have no clue who it is though haha

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  36. Morning Owks

    Just a quick fly-by! I miss you all!!!!

    Going to try and paint floors today as the weekend was spent getting them ready instead of painting them as I hoped.

    Mom is making "When can I see it noises?" and I am freaking out!!

    Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

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  37. Hello!!

    Thanks Ronnie, iteach, Lynn, IBB, Tinka, Jennifer, Bon'O and EBJ for thinking about Tyler. I worry about him because he gets these unexplained fevers every three months or so. The doctor said he's healthy but it just bothers me that we never figure out why this happens. This time, it's higher than usual. I'm hoping it's strep throat or something an antibiotic and get rid of! (Weird to hope that, I know.) Anyway, we have an appt this afternoon. You guys are sweet to ask about him.

    He is supposed to start his first job today and he insists he's going. I insist he's not--he's working at a local chicken place. The last thing I would want is some kid with a fever dishing out my food!! I feel so sorry for him but if he doesn't call his new boss soon, then I am--he's NOT going to work today.

    Anyway, back to the fun stuff--sorry guys.

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  38. Forgot to say that I LOVE the pictures today . . . but have no idea who that is. The first one is awfully cute!

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  39. I am going with Jodi and guessing that the lovely young owl is Dianne.

    But, if Tina picks someone else then my guess will change!

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  40. Hello my Lovely Ho's!! LOL

    Mek, Congrat's on First!

    Zona!!!! Love your blog. To me, these word's now mean... I LOVE YOU!!

    Sandie, I hope Ty get's to feeling better..Soon!

    Joey!!!!!!!! When you tell me you laugh at my comments/post's....it make's me smile. I just love to imagine you sitting there cracking up! Make's me feel good to know you're laughing! Love ya!

    Tink, So Sorry your Mom fell. I'm glad she wasn't hurt to badly.
    (((((((HUGS))))))))) to you both.

    Lynn D, I'm with you on the pic...Look's like Sandra Dee! Beautiful!

    I'll try to stop back in later, right now I may take a nap..did not get a good nights sleep. Sinus headache!! UGH!!!

    May make a second guess on the lovely pic!

    Have a Great Day Everyone!!

    xoxoxoxo

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  41. Aaaaa-choo! Can you believe it? I caught a friggin summer cold! And it's not even summer yet! (especially not up here.)

    Someone on another blog used to call me Bus Slut and I loved it. One of my favorite nicknames ever. I was always such a goody two shoes that being called "slut" is kinda fun! (I met my husband on a Greyhound Bus, so now you know why the name.)

    I am going to medicate myself and watch The View... wondering if Cyndi Lauper will break the rules and actually mention Rosie's name.

    Sandie, keep your son home. All the people who eat chicken will appreciate it!

    Again, I will have to guess that the photo today is our very own Joey. ;0)

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  42. Good morning Owls. I Hope everyone had a good weekend.

    MEK: Congrats on #1-10 with a little marching interruptus from Sandie.

    Zona: you did it again. You wrote another great blog that really had my attention. Who wouldn't want to read about Hos, crackhos, and bitches? And to tie it all up with Frank...ingenious!

    Sandie: Sorry you still have a sick baby. I know he's a teenager, but aren't they always your babies? I hope the doc can figure out the cause for those fevers.

    Tinka: I'm glad your Mom's fall wasn't too serious. I hope she feels better today.

    Waving a wing at Ronnie, Iteach, Carol, LynnD, Jennifer, IBB, VIG, Jodi, Bon'O, EBJ, Joey, Scirish, and Glynis, and all who land after me. Have a good day everyone.

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  43. Hi to you too, Birdee. I missed your post. I hope you can get rid of that headache.

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  44. I'm back to see if a new picture is up yet.

    Tink~I'm sorry your mom fell again and hope she's feeling a little bettter. I know that must have scared her, as well as your family.

    Sandie~ I'm so sorry about Tyler, and it being his first day on his new job.

    Shirley~ Beautiful breakfast, and since I haven't eaten yet today, I'll just have some cantaloupe to eat with my cottage cheese that I'm eating now, and call it lunch.

    Smiles to you Ms. Carol, and hope you have a good week.

    ibb~Thank you. If I could give you a 'bear' hug I would.

    Waving my best wing to all that flew in after my last post, and wishing nothing but good things for your day.

    Need to go see the Owl Pic, so I can guess. My track record hasn't been very good on this. Where's HoTina??

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  45. birdee~Hope you get rid of your headache soon.

    WOW, with everyone guessing girls, and Glynis guessing Joey...I don't know who to guess. lol

    I can't understand why the Sister wouldn't put her pic. in the annual....LOL

    Today I'm guessing only once, instead of going back and forth, well maybe.

    My guess is: HoTina

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  46. YES, YES, YES....

    Sandi~ you have mail at myspace.

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  47. Lol Princess Ronnie~ I can't understand why they didn't put your first picture in~ Oh and honey, why in the world would my picture be in black and white? They invented color by the time I graduated! ya whore! :)~

    mek~ congrats on first....did tiger win? I get all excited when you get excited....did you see who won the race yesterday? (yay!!)

    Hona~ loved your blog....so cute~ I don't understand why people feel the need to call each other those despicable names, though. Do you, bitch? :)~

    Sandie~ I hope your son is better soon. I just hate it when they can't explain why my kids are sick~

    TinkHOtia~ I sure hope your mom is okay and you don't overdo it taking care of her and your visitor~ :)

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  48. OH OH OH - I know..

    it's RONNIE!!! LMAO!!!

    (thanks Tina)

    Tiger is still playing and having some difficulties - but he's still up by one -

    Yes, i did see who won the race - I'm sure IBB is happy today..

    okay - back to my golf!!!

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  49. To everyone who mentioned Ty before and Ronnie, Tina, Sacbarb and Birdee: Tyler is fine--in fact, his fever disappeared by the time we got there! (I felt like an overprotective mother!) He's fine--no strep, most likely some kind of virus, as usual.
    I really appreciate you all sending him good wishes--perhaps that's why the fever disappeared! I know you're tired of hearing about it and I'm tired of talking about it so, All Done!

    Glynis, the doctor said it was fine for him to go to work tonight! If any of you lived around here I'd be telling you where NOT to go for dinner tonight!!

    Have a great rest of the day!

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  50. I can't wait to find out who that owl is today! I am truly stumped! Of course, I act like that's something new . . .

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  51. Sandie - good news about your son.

    BONO, SacBarb - WE NEED A MIRACLE!!

    OUCH!!!!!!!! I don't think I can watch........

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  52. I've changed my guess to Princess Ronnie

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  53. Easy, MEK~~Remember how the impossible became possible yesterday! Part of me is rooting for the underdog today, after what he went through yesterday.

    Funny, I sent myself an gmail guess on who our silly owl might be...Ronnie, but having never SEEn a pic of her...too funny.

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  54. Oops...

    Sorry, Sandie. I just read your update so change my post to "Glad he's feeling better." :)

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  55. BONO - my heart is pounding..

    and - yes, I do understand about the underdog thing - BUT - this is MY tiger we're talking about!!!

    Must make putt - RIGHT NOW

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  56. SUDDEN DEATH!!!!!!

    WOW.......

    the emotions!!!!!!

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  57. Thanks, MEK.

    Amicus, I didn't see a post from you--are you sure it went through? Thanks for thinking of me, though!

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  58. I think I'm in the Twilight Zone, because now, I don't see my first post. :) Fortunately, I copied it before I hit send. Hope it doesn't show up twice.

    Good Afternoon Owls!

    Zona: Rodgers and Hart wrote that song for the character, Billie Smith, in the musical, Babes In Arms. She truly was a tramp, meaning she wandered from town to town doing temporary jobs for food and shelter. It was during the Depression when so many people were homeless and out of work so tramps were common.

    I have no idea who the mystery Owl is, but she sure is pretty, and that first pic is hilarious! :)

    Sandie: Sending a prayer for Ty. I hope he's feeling better soon.

    Carol: You're welcome! That was the best Tony show I've seen, and Whoopi did a fantastic job as host! I'm still laughing today every time I think about her coming out on stage dressed like the crab from Little Mermaid during the Lion King number. :)

    Hello to everyone and have a great day!

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  59. Okay, I'm guessing Ronnie although I've never seen a pic of her. LMAO! Pretty soon, no one will be guessing until Tina does.

    MEK Congrats on first and here's hoping Tiger does it.

    Zona Really a good blog today. Words themselves are not good or bad, it's the intention behind them that really counts. And we all know we are secretly a bunch of hos and bitches. LOL

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  60. TIGER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  61. Abd that's why they call it Sudden Death

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  62. OMG - that was NOT easy today!!

    Hats off to Rocco for hanging in there SO much..

    what a great round of golf!!!

    Bono and SacBarb - thanks for watching with me!!

    :-)

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  63. sorry, Just Lin - i didn't know you were marching!!!

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  64. Shit MEK You won the march even while distracted with Tiger! LMAO!

    SacBarb I see you snuck in there, too! LOL

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  65. I was FOAD...Damn

    Yes MEK that was fun and he is AMAZING

    BTW - the Bachelorette tonight LOL

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  66. Congrats on 100 MEK

    Hi J/L How's tricks?

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  67. SacBarb - I know - that's why I have the soap operas on the little tv - cuz Soapnet is on the same time as Bachelotte - I can't watch them both!! LOL

    Just Lin - lol -thought Tiger would distract us from a march!!!

    I had NO idea you were marching - now that was PURE luck for me..

    100 and Happy Dance for Tiger!!!

    WOW............

    AMAZING

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  68. Tricks aren't too good, apparently. I should have been able to sneak by you guys on that march. Must be that these cowboy boots make too much noise. LOL

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  69. Can his daughter be any cuter!!
    OH MY!!!

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  70. Well you got by me OK, but MEK's another matter.

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  71. MEK: and she looks like a real Daddy's girl too

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  72. Whew, I'm exhausted after helping Tiger through 19 holes! You too, MEK & SacBarb?

    J/L~~lol. I was so busy watching Tiger I neglected to mention the time stamp on my gmail grad pic guess that it's Ronnie was 10:25 a.m......so I can be so very wrong without an assist! Now if we could just get her to share a more current photo....maybe in a 'Fisherman's Friend' costume???

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  73. Why doesn't Costas just let him go rest?

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  74. Yes Bon, that was 'edge of my seat' watching, with lots of body language.

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  75. SacBarb - lol - those announcers just can't let it go!!

    Well - I agree with Bono - I'm exhausted after that...

    I need a nap!!!!!!!!

    see you guys later!!!

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  76. SacBarb - body language AND the other kind of language for ME!!

    :-)

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  77. just wanted you guys to know that i am still around! just super busy today. i will be back later tonight to find out who that ABSOLUTE BEAUTY IS!!!!!!

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  78. Okay..

    Since Tina guessed me, and gave the reasons why, I'm changing my guess to Dianne/Denver. Dianne and I are almost the same age, but I do know we had color, and Dianne probably did too. Right HoDianne? Are you lurking, and laughing?

    Final guess, 'cause that's who it is. Gotcha, HoTina...guess again.

    Tiger IS AMAZING!!!!
    Makes cute babies too.

    Yeah, we get to see The Bachelorette really put herself 'out there' tonight. That should be AMAZING.

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  79. Bon'O~

    You don't need a picture of me. All us Lady Owls were born with the same outfit. bwahahahaha

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  80. HI EVERYONE!!

    Thanks for all the nice things said about the blog today...I'm loving all the HO names!!

    MEK: OMG! I just cracked up reading your third post..."affectionately.." that's what it's all about!! Love you!

    RONNIE: When I tell my sister what we all call each other, I always have to qualify it. It just makes her gasp!

    SANDIE: I'm so glad your son is going to be just fine.

    CPGEM: The first time TINA called me a bitch...dang it hurt my feelings...until she sent me an explanation that it was a GOOD thing! LOL Thank you for that Happy Blue!

    LYNND: Good or bad, I think my whole sense of humor is based on the double entendre!

    IBB: I still think your HO name is one of the best.

    SHIRLEY: In the nest, it is definately a good thing. Damn, missed breakfast again...

    splitting this in two...

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  81. SHIRLEY: BTW...the HOhum..that's just classic!!! LOL

    TINKA: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't do too much today...yesterday sounded like an exhausting one and you know how I worry!!

    JENNIFER: If you love to laugh, this is the place!! But if you need a hug...you couldn't be in better company!

    VIG: EXACTLY!! Take the power out of the words..PERFECT! SWAK!!

    JODI: My glass is raised to you...and you know why. You are THE sweetest HO! ;)

    BON'O: NO!! We want the days to get shorter..right MEK??

    MEK: BTW...do you like golf?? ;)

    EBJ: Poe & Paula are waking you up while Nikki is dragging me to bed!

    GLYNIS: LOL @ Bus Slut...

    going for a THREE-fer...

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  82. SACBARB: Aw..but you know, Frank was a natural!

    AMICUS: Thanks for the history behind "The Lady Is a Tramp"...I did know this.. but it's the way Sinatra sings it..just watch the look on Rita Hayworth's face in the video..she sure doesn't think he's talking about any hobo. ;)

    BIRDEE: Not a headache..oh damn..I hope you are feeling better by now!!

    J/LIN: The perfect example of a double entendre...Custard..brings out so many images!! ;)

    JHOEY: Hope your day is perfect!!

    TINA TINA TINA....do you realize AT ALL what fun you've brought to the nest?? I'm still not too good at dishing it out, but now I GET what you mean!! Thank you!! :)

    Have to get Mr Z off to work...

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  83. MEK: It is 113 and the wind is blowing...I went outside to get the garbage can and I think some of my tender parts have been cooked!! ;)

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  84. OOOPS...forgot to make my guess..geez whoever it is, is GORGEOUS!! Hmmmm...ok...I have NO idea...going to go with TINA and say RONNIE.

    RONNIE: If this is you...why in the heck don't you have any pics on your Myspace...??

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  85. Hello!

    Just flying by to see how the guessing is going on who our "trampy" little Owl is.

    I took a nap and feel a little better, just tired now.

    JL, I forgot to Thank You for submitting my post. I'm glad you liked it.

    The storm's yesterday kicked our humidity to the curb for now. I think it only got to about 69 today! Imagine that! 69 for Turtle!

    Well, off to rest a bit. I'll try to come back later.
    xoxox

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  86. Hi...It's really funny when I read the comments on my phone as I go from last to first. I hadn't looked at any pictures yet when reading GLYNIS said the picture of the day was JOEy and then I read a comment from EBJ saying she thinks it is me...I have to go and look right away to see if JOEY AND I really look that much alike!!! Good laugh for the morning!

    ZONA: I agree with your blog today. It is so funny how things can be different with different people and then like TINA said, you forget and say it to others and they are like...excuse me!! You never said how that water was yesterday. Hope it was warm and is MRZ building the cover as we speak?

    TINK: I hope your mom is okay. I know how I dreaded that cell phone call from the nursing home when my mom was there. She never got hurt either but it scared her so much and me too!

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  87. Here is a good tidbit of information that might come in handy for all of us. My daughter just sent it to me:


    UCLA STUDY - VERY INTERESTING & SHORT

    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
    the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
    on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is
    ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
    However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
    attracted to a man with ducttape over his mouth and a spear lodged in
    his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.

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  88. Bummer - I just had a HUGE note written and my laptop unplugged - and since my battery is dead - I lost the WHOLE thing..

    AAAGGGHHHHHH

    Zona - I just got back from walking to the mail box - I should have waited until later - it is
    H O T out there - we were supposed to hit 109!!!

    and - YES, I LOVE golf - in answer to your question....

    and I affectionately meant it!!
    :-)

    Ronnie, SacBarb, and EBJ - and any others that watch the Bachelorette - apparently - she has made up her mind tonight according to the bits on the commercials - we'll see ...

    and apparently, I am going to have to re-teach Mr. MEK that TX is TWO hours ahead of us - he interupted my nap!!! the nerve!! LOL

    I hope everyone has had an excellent day!!!

    :-)

    OH - I hear the ice cream truck!! but it's too hot to chase him down!!

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  89. dianne/denver, now THAT was funny! I'm still chuckling.

    Zona, some of your tender parts got cooked?? Geez, good thing it wasn't your private parts.

    MEK, I saw those previews for Bachelorette and it does look like she chooses someone--do you really think she does? You know, when she was on the Bachelor I didn't like her so much--I wanted Brad to pick Jenny. I started to like her at the beginning of Bachelorette but now not so much anymore. She's a bit annoying.

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  90. Sandie - oh, the Bachelorette - "I've been where you are and I'm really putting myself out there and I am only here for the right reasons"

    and you think she is annoying!!

    (I say EXTREMELY sarcastically)

    YES, she is AMAZINGLY annoying!!

    I can't imagine that the show will end so soon - or maybe that is why they are having her "why she made her choices" show before this last hour airs.......

    will be VERY interesting...

    disclaimer (just in case)

    I was in NO way making fun of you about your annoying comment - I was ALL tongue in cheek!! and agreeing FULL heartedly

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  91. DIANNEhoinDENVER...that was hilarious!!

    HONA BABY...awesome blog you crackwhore bitch!! It is totally a hit! I am so excited when I get to be called a crackwhore! It is a supreme compliment, especially when it comes from the Queen Hotina herself!!
    I often wonder what other people think when they look at our myspace comments and see whores, thongs and other nest related comments!!

    rHOnnie...Is that YOU????? I thought we decided that camera's hadn't been invented yet when you graduated...that your pictures were scratched into slates!!
    Bwahahaha

    sHOhirley...you know you are still and always will be my favorite tart! Can I have breakfast for dinner today?

    HOmek...Congrats on first! It is so fun when the HOmek sisters post!

    TinkHOTia...I would never call you that until you validated it today! I will have to find some racy pics to send you! Take care of yourself while being there for your mom.

    SANDYHO...glad Tyler is better.

    HOLynn...I miss you.

    CAROL...you crackwhore...thank for providing this brothel for all of the crackwhores to be safe!

    I know I am leaving people out, so please forgive me. I just got home from work and I am starving!

    My guess for owl...Sandra Dee sounds good to me!!

    Love y'all,
    WHOREEN!

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  92. LOL, MEK--tell us how you REALLY feel!

    I didn't think you were making fun of me.

    I think it's about to come on here on the east coast--8:00, right??

    I won't say a peep . . .

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  93. MO - I'm hungry also, but have NO idea what to have for dinner.. and it's always good to see you also.

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  94. Zona - we ONLY hit 108 today - we were supposed to hit 109 - but hey, it's still WAY to frickening hot!!

    it's 107 right now!! LOL

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  95. Bachelorette "fans", wouldn't you LOVE to hear one of the guys say he is there for the WRONG reasons? haha.

    I agree, she is becoming AMAZINGLY annoying and is a total drama queen.

    If she isn't the center of attention she has a meltdown, as she did on the show last week.

    I was hoping some of the guys would tell her off and leave!

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  96. MO!! Thanks. I hope you had a good day at work!

    I'm off to watch Deanna . . .

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  97. EBJ - now - THAT would be amazing!!
    but I'm afraid that isn't going to happen.......

    and - if she does have a rose ceremony tonight - Twilley MUST go home!!!

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  98. MEK I agree, Twilly should go. I think he is soooo creepy looking.

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  99. What I want to hear is:

    "Will you accept this rose?"
    "Hell NO!"

    I wasn't a Deanna fan the 1st time around, and I am not a fan now. I do watch though. Pathetic, I know.

    Why do so many people think they deserve stuff? Why does Deanna think she deserves to find her love? I am sorry she suffered the loss of her mother as a young girl, but that doesn't mean she deserves anything...IMHO.

    OK, going back to trying to unplug my nose. I want to breathe. NO, I deserve to breathe! ;0)

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  100. I think Twilly was kept around to give her someone to easily get rid of later on.

    We should all write in for Twilly to be the next Bachelor! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!

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  101. Glynis You are a bit diabolical! LOL

    MEK I am definitely watching the Bachelorette for all the WRONG reasons. My daughter is staying with me while a new floor is put in her house and SHE watches the Bachelorette!

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  102. Glynis I like the way you think. I agree with you, I don't think she deserves anything special either.

    She is ALWAYS saying how she's "been through so much in her life". She is only twenty-something.

    I feel bad that she lost her mother too, my best friend lost her mom at age 16 and it's been hard for her. But she doesn't go around telling people how much she's been through in her life, and she is a LITTLE older than Deanna.

    Deanna is placing way too much on her "future husband" and their relationship will be doomed I think.

    She is way too desperate.

    I think Twilly would be a fine Bachelor, let the calls to nominate him begin! haha

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  103. The other day my huz and I were out front and I was cutting some roses. I asked him "will you accept the rose" and he just started cracking up!

    He watches Bachelorette with me although he claims to hate the show!

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  104. MO: ROFLMAO!! And to think not too long ago I wouldn't have even thought to laugh, I would have been under my bed for-EVAH!!! ;)

    MEK: STILL 113 here...and it's going to continue like this all frickin' week...time to hibernate! I think I'll move to the room at the bottom of the pool! :)

    SANDIE: LOL!!! Haven't really checked yet...;)

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  105. rHOnnie...omg...how beautiful...and virginal...you looked! Seriously, ethereal beauty inside and out

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  106. 150!! hoot hoot...my i.q, how old I feel and look, what my left leg weighs and what number my post was!!!!! hoot hoot!

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  107. MoHo You are too funny! I bet my left leg weighs more than your left leg. LMAO!

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  108. Ronnie you are beautiful! The only reason I guessed right was because I copied everyone else who is copying Tina! Since there are no pics of Ronnie, how did Tina know?

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  109. Just Lin - EXACTLY - I would like to know how TIna is SO good at this also..

    Glynis, EBJ and all watching the Bachlorette - I would Laugh my ass of if someone actually had the balls to say -NOOOOOOOOOOOO...

    Zona - it's just HOT isn't it - those weathermen - oh, we are cooling down to 107 - GEEZ..there is nothing COOL at 107

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  110. Ok I am confused so Ronnie is really Sandra Dee? Damn Ronnie you are so beautiful and I am blogging with one of the famous people!

    Kids I just walked in the door and brought home some rotisserie chicken and potato salad going to go eat!

    Mo: I miss you too!

    MEK: Did you know that Tiger won!!!???

    Love ya guys!

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  111. Okay - just got finished talking to Mr. MEK - they had a great dinner.

    We discussed the golf tournament - since he was in a conference all day - he asked me to give him play by play thru email - SO, I did - well, turns out - his boss was sitting right next to him - (I know his boss and he's a really cool guy - BUT - I ALWAYS watch my p's & q's around him) -

    well - his boss was reading the emails right along with Mr. MEK - I used some pretty explisite language when things weren't going well - and well, you know!! anyway - Mr. Boss said - you can sure tell who she wants to win!! So did everyone in the room - but how embarrassing - can't wait to see him the next time!!

    SO - note to self - you NEVER know WHO will be reading your emails!!

    :-)

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  112. Lynn D - LOL - yes, I think Tiger won!! :-)

    and - I'm coming over to your house for dinner!!!

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  113. JUST LIN...did I say my left leg? Silly me, I meant my right leg!!! ;)~

    LYNN...LOL@ Ronnie IS Sandra Dee!

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  114. MEK did you say that Tiger won today?

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  115. Princess Ronnie, you are simply gorgeous!

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  116. I think The Bachelorette has become a big waste of time. So exciting I fell asleep 45 minutes ago.

    Thank you ladies for the compliments. It's been an interesting day, to say the least. I have no idea how HoTina does it.

    I was on the yearbook staff and I really did ask Sister Mary Margaret if I could put that picture in there somewhere. The woman had no sense of humor, at all. Oh well, I tried.

    MoHo~you said I looked so virginal...well, that's what one looks like. Bwahahaha.

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  117. EBJ - Yes, I think Tiger did win today!!

    LMAO!!

    Mo - :-)

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  118. We had "Mexican heartburn" for dinner, ooooh mama, my stomach is burning.

    My huz brought home some home-made salsa and it was super spicy, but delicious.

    One of the nurses he works with made a huge batch of "hot" and "not so hot". Huz brought home the "not so hot" and all I can say is this stuff was smokin'.

    BURP (excuse me)

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  119. Ronnie - LMAO!! gotta love it!!

    sadly - there isn't anything else on tv tonight!!

    I've watched the golf channel long enough - cuz - if you hadn't heard - Tiger won the golf tournament today!! and I had to watch all the press conferences, etc...

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  120. EBJ - man, I smelled that burp all the way over here!!!

    Well - the non-Amazing Bachloretee is coming on - I'll be back later!!

    my lips are sealed!!

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  121. helps if i have the tv on the right channel!!! LOL

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  122. Stay upright Mek, or you will fall asleep.

    EBJ~ I love mexican salsa....burp all you want.

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  123. *****BREAKING NEWS*********

    I just heard a rumor.......

    ......Tiger Woods won today.

    Could it really be true?????????

    bwahahahaha

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  124. Oh - I forgot

    "I put my WHOLE heart into this!!!"

    LOL -

    Really - i have to go watch!!!

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  125. MO - I'm SO glad that you finally heard!!!

    LMAO!!

    ROnnie - okay - I'm upright!!!

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  126. Thank you Carol for providing our place to laugh. It was a fun day.

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  127. I watched the Bachelorette...she is such a whiner mcbutthead!

    Twilly should be thanking his lucky stars. ;)

    Ok, I am not a country fan (sorry, but I have to be honest!) but I am watching Nashville Star...TRACE ADKINS...hubba hubba hubba! And that deep voice.........

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  128. Okay, Bachelorette is over. Yawn.

    Mo, you are a funny one!

    Ronnie, you are gorgeous!!

    Okay, this is what I think about Tina:

    1) she has ESP; or
    2) she has threatened Carol that she (Carol) will be kicked out of the HOKay Corral unless she supplies her (Tina) with the answers; or
    3) she has hacked into Carol's myspace; or
    4) I have no idea.

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  129. Thanks Sandie.

    Mo~You asked me on the telephone last night if I sent one in and I said I didn't have a scanner. I really didn't lie, I just didn't answer your question.

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  130. I can't believe you sent that little boy over to my comment section to flip me off.
    Toooo funny.

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  131. It doesn't start here for just over half an hour, I am so excited for it to come on.

    I can hardly wait.

    Is it possible for her to put only part of her heart in it?

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  132. HEY...we are swamped here at work...does anyone know real quick if Tiger won? Has MEK told anyone yet?

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  133. Sandie~ you left one out....this is what I heard this morning:

    5) Tina is Carol~ :)~

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  134. Tina/Carol, OMG, that's the one I didn't think of!!

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  135. Oh my gosh, Ronnie~ Is that really you? I totally guessed and thought...who in the heck would do that...and of all the people left...you are the only one I could think that would do that~ :D

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  136. Sandie~ wanna hear my Jersey accent? :)~ (i do a mean Georgia and Texas one, too!) :D

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  137. Tina, I do believe that MEK mentioned in passing that in fact Tiger did win today.

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  138. Oh look, now she pretends she's surprised . . .

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  139. Oh EBJ~ THANK YOU SO MUCH! I feel so out of it here at work with only the blog and the internet to keep me updated!~ :)~ but are you double sure Tiger won? :D

    Sandie~ BOO!~

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  140. okay....dinner is over in one minute~ I can't wait any longer~

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  141. Ronnie, you are so beautiful!

    Zona, thank you so much for the fun blog today. :)

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