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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

What's On Your Bumper?


Did you ever see bumper stickers that just
happen to crack you up. Shirley sent me these,
and I just had to share....


If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

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196 comments:

  1. Morning Glories!

    Here is one of my new fav bumper stickers.

    Nice Hummer....Sorry about your small Penis.

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  2. CPGEM: Thanks to you and SHIRLEY for the early morning laugh!! I'll have to think about some of the bumper stickers I've seen and post later.

    Have a nice day everyone.

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  3. BEAR: I'm so sorry about the loss of your friend.

    ITEACH: {{HUGS}} to you and your family.

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  4. Iteach you have had more than your share of grief and sorrow this year. Hoping for better days ahead. I am so sorry.

    Bear like Zona said (((hugs))) so sorry for yours and huz bears loss.

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  5. Morning OWLEETES!!!

    LynnD.. Congrats on first!!!!

    Morning ZONA!!!!
    My favorite bumper sticker is...

    "Please Don't piss me off... I am running out of places to hide the bodies!!!"

    My # 2 is ...
    " I bet you would drive a lot better with that cell phone shoved up your ass!!!"

    and # 3...

    "Keep honking!!!
    I'm re-loading!!"

    I need to read area 51...
    HUGS to Bear and Iteach!!!

    Good day ALL....

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  6. Oh... I forgot my really true favorite one is...

    "Well behaved women rarely make History"!!!

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  7. Thanks, Zona, Lynn D, and IBB! I just had a really early morning phone call on my cell. Huz.... or work? Have to check...

    Meanwhile, on a lighter note, I LOVE funny bumper stickers. Still my all-time favorite is "What would Scooby Do?

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  8. Happy Wednesday!!

    Good Morning..

    Lynn D - congrats on FIRST.. and mornin' Glory to you..

    Zona - good morning - we never got the rain yesterday - apparently today - I think these weather people just make this shit up..

    IBB - enjoy your day off -

    Whabby - gosh - I had to go back to yesterday to make sure nothing happened to Huz!! Sorry to hear about the loss of his good friend.

    Mary - i will be thinking of you today..

    Iteach - I am SO sorry to hear about the loss of your uncle.. I am wrapping my arms around you!!
    (((HUGS)))..

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  9. Shirley - thank you for today's blog. i will look forward to reading about everyone's fav bumper sticker.

    i hope everyone has an excellent day!!
    :-)

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  10. Congrats on first, LynnD! Funny Hummer sticker!

    Hi Zona!

    Carol and Shirley, thanks for the laughs this morning! I'll have to think of funny bumper stickers I've seen.

    Good morning, IBB and MEK!

    Whabbear and Huz, I'm so sorry for your loss.

    iteach, you have had such difficult times recently--I'm so sorry.

    The bumper stickers remind me of the time my Mom was driving in DC and her car broke down in the middle of a very busy bridge. She was alone, really nervous and embarrassed and didn't know what to do. The man behind her was beeping his horn like mad. Being the feisty red-head she is, she walked back to the man's car and said, "If you go start my car I'll lay on the horn for you!" LOL

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  11. Good Morning To LYNN, ZONA, MEK, IBB & BEAR,

    Thanks for the early morning chuckle SHIRLEY. I will try to think of bumper stickers I have seen. I have always been a license plate watcher. You always bring such good humor to the NEST SHIRLEY.

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  12. EUNICE...Where are you? Are you out for your formaldehyde treatment? Buying a new outfit? You know I tease you, but I miss you when you aren't here.

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  13. LYNN
    I got a kick out of your Hummer sticker.

    ZONA
    Are you just waking up or getting ready to go to sleep? So, either way, sweet dreams, or good day.

    IBB
    Some pretty funny stickers. I guess I need to pay more attention, as I must be missing some pretty funny stuff on the backs of cars.

    MEK
    We are finally getting much needed rain up here. I hope you gave TUG her hug from me today.

    BEAR, ITEACH & MARY
    My thoughts are with you. I hope you will find some comfort today.

    Hi SANDIE
    Wow, What a great line from your mother. Now that would be a great bumper sticker!

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  14. Mornin' Everyone!

    Shirley~My fav is the one about the tampon!!!! Never saw that one before

    Iteach~You are really having a time of it aren't you??? So sorry and many (((hugs)))

    Whab~(((hugs))) to you and Huz.

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  15. MARY
    I presume you are having your morning slug o wine with your hunk of a kitchen man. :)

    TINK
    I hope you are feeling better today.

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  16. SCIRISH
    I was just going to ask how you have been sleeping. I see you just popped in.

    OH NO ...I just realized I refered to MARY AND THE KITCHEN. I MEANT BARB.

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  17. Good morning Hooters!

    congrats on #1 Lynn.

    Whab and Iteach- (hugs) so sorry.

    Love the Bumper Stickers Shirley and Carol.

    My favorite is "My Lab is smarter than you honor student."
    That is the only one I can remember.

    Yesterday I did see a concrete truck working at our neighbors down the street and it read " Your hole is our goal". LOL

    Have to get back to work and to icing my ankle. Don't know what the heck I did but it started hurting Monday night and it is sore, and all swollen. Mr. Goldie says I have to go to the Dr. tomorrow if it is not better. Why? So they can tell me to stay off it and ice it? I have that part figured out already!

    Hope everyone has a great day- flapping my wings wildly at all of you!
    MEK- SWAK (just cuz)

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  18. two 23's? I need to put the ice pack on my brain apparently.

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  19. Mary~I missed your blog yesterday, but what a wonderful story!

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  20. Good morning!

    Congrats Lynn D!

    Great blog Shirley! The only funny one I can think of right now is "I miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving".

    Sorry for the losses Iteach and Whabby and Mary, wow lots of sadness around here lately.

    Thinking of you all today {{{hugs}}}

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  21. Sandie~LOL @ your Mom!!! I bet that guy was surprised!

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  22. GOLDIE
    Could the sprain be from table dancing?

    EBJ
    A hug from for PAULA.

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  23. I thought of one!!

    "Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy."

    I don't know why that always makes me laugh..but I LOVE 'The Wizard of Oz'!!

    LANI: I tried to sleep..failed..now I'm going to try to sleep again. ;)

    GOLDIE: I think they would tell you to elevate your ankle too. I hope it's better tomorrow and you don't have to go...but Mr. G is only looking out for you. :)

    MEK: I think they make it up too!

    Waving HI to SANDIE, SCIRISH, IBB and EBJ...

    G'night again.

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  24. Barb~ No kitchen sink for two WEEKS??? Why in heaven's name did they take it out if they didn't have the counter?

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  25. Goldie I don't want to be an alarmist, but you had a procedure on your legs not long ago and you don't recall hurting your ankle. I think you should call the Dr. and explain what's going on ASAP....just to be on the safe side, okay?

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  26. ZONA
    I woke up way to early today and couldn't go back to sleep also. It is frustrating, because you know you will be so tired by the afternoon.

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  27. LynnD Congrats on #1 today. Gotta keep scrishy on her toes.

    Bear My condolences to you and Huz. (((HUGS)))

    iteach Continues well wishes to you and your family.

    Mary I'm still keeping Jaimie in my thoughts. I hope she is doing better, little by little.

    Shirley Loved the bumper stickers. My favorite was the fuse on the tampon one. LOL

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  28. Carol and Shirley~ loved the blog today~ My favorite is:

    "Go to church....before the hearse takes you!"

    Bear~ I'm so sorry for the loss of your and Huz's friend~

    LynnD~ congrats on first~

    Lani~ ur a nut~ :D

    break over~

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  29. How about:

    I'M NOT TAILGATING
    I'M KISSING ASS

    -or-

    I HAD A HANDLE ON LIFE
    BUT IT BROKE

    -or- (for Zona)

    WOMEN LOVE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
    (BUT THEY HATE PERIODS)

    -or- (for Birdee)

    KINKY IS USING A FEATHER
    PERVERTED IS USING THE WHOLE CHICKEN

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  30. scirish LOL! Poor Birdee! Oh, maybe that's why Eunice has feathers in her hat. You just never know when you might need one. :)

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  31. Happy Hump Day Owls.

    Shirley, Thanks for the laughs this morning. I love reading bumper stickers, but I will never put one on my car.

    My recent fave is: I am out of estrogen and I have a gun.

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  32. LynnD, LOL @ the hummer sticker.

    Zona, I love Dorothy

    Sandie, Yay for your Mom.

    Mary, Iteach and Whabbear, (((HUGS))) to all of you.

    Lani, looks like the last day for the cabinet hunk. Too early for wine.

    Goldie, I agree with J/L. You should call the doc today.

    Scirish, They couldn't measure and make the template for the counter until the old counter was removed so they are doing it today and apparently it takes two weeks to cut it. I have ordered a Corion top. It's OK, I have water and other sinks. I plan to use a lot of paper plates or eat out.

    So, the stove was delivered today and I now have a box-o-stove AND a box-o-sink in my living room. I am changing from gas to electric and the electrician had a family emergency so he can't come out til next week to put in a plug for the stove.

    Waving to all the other Owls. I have two guys to check on now. hmmmmmm

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  33. SacBarb When my kitchen was undergoing renovations, I set up a coffee bar on a dresser in a spare bedroom. I also had a spare microwave on it. Worked out great.

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  34. Good afternoon everyone.Thanks for your kind thoughts. The funeral and luncheon are done and I can now crash! I told Mr Mary I was going to sleep until noon tomorrow. He said,"ah, you have an apptmt. with your eye specialist in the morning, they called to remind you" oy vey!!

    Whabbear, please tell Jim how sorry I am for his loss.It is so sad to lose a friend especially so young. My condolences to the both of you.


    I loved reading all the bumper stickers. Here is one I saw that made me laugh for days. Only a dyslectic like me would really appreciate it....

    "Dyslectics untie!!!"

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  35. Sandi, good for your Mom! Sounds like the guy had it coming.

    Lani,LOL, you did have me scratching my head over the "man in my kitchen".

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  36. Ohhh, the cabinets are looking so good. I was having second thoughts about the cabinets because I went from natural Oak to an off white color, but now that they are up I do like it.

    J/L, I have the microwave set up in the office and have been using it every day and I have set up the coffee pot on the kitchen table. The work is only being done in the kitchen proper, so I still have a table to work on.

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  37. Good evening/afternoon everyone. Glad you all liked the bumper stickers. I've enjoyed reading the ones you have posted.

    Whabbear and Iteach I am sorry for your losses.

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  38. haha Carol!! Those were funny! Thanks Shirley!!

    Congrats on 1st Lynn!

    I'm so sorry to hear about your Uncle iteach and whabbear(huz) friend...Big hugs!:)

    Did y'all watch IDOL? wow lol

    I could barely get through for Danny..I LOVE him!!! I also love Ricky and Ann Marie!:)

    I don't like the way they're doing it this year really! haha

    It's a cold dreary day here but I must go to the grocery(or don't we say "gross-ery"?lol) store!

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  39. 50!! lol

    oh and I have had so much fun reconnecting with friends from high school on facebook!

    I also found my best friend's(when I was 16)sister and she has pics of HIM on her facebook!! lol

    He was my first "love" hehe;)

    He has a kid now..go figure! LMAO

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  40. Joey I'm really liking Danny on AI, too. I also don't like the way they are doing it this year.

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  41. I agree about Idol..

    I SO wish that I had watched Biggest Loser..

    Danny should and better be the top Male from last night.

    Then the only gal that "worked it out" was the blonde with pink tips in her hair.....

    The third person MUST be a boy - I don't think any of the other girls did very well.

    That first chick not only looked like a Disney character in her outfit, but then dissed the other singers that "just stand there and sing" -

    that's my take........

    I wish they would just let whoever gets the most votes GO ahead...

    and not having to have equal amounts of boys and girls...

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  42. Jodi - I watched Ellen today - she has a shirt JUST for you now..

    A viewer wrote an email - they were just listening to the show and thought they heard that ellen was selling shirts that said "Lapdance.Love" - when in fact, it is LAUGH, DANCE, LOVE..

    SO - Ellen pulled out a shirt that had RED TASSLES that said
    LAPDANCE.LOVE..

    I immediately thought of you!!!

    :-)

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  43. MEK I agree. What's the point of separating male and femal singers, anyway. It should just be that the best go forward, no matter who they are. It would be different if they had male and female winners each time.

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  44. Goldie - thanks!!
    smak back at ya!!

    Lani - Tug has been full of it today!!

    Zona - no rain again today!!

    EBJ - we are having "the dinner" tonight!!
    :-)
    Hope Paula is better!!

    SacBarb - any excuse NOT to cook..

    Mary - glad your day went well - now you can relax.

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  45. Just Lin -

    EXACTLY - cuz last night - the boys were WAY better than any of the girls...

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  46. I better go start dinner!!

    bbl......

    Oh - and remember - we are ALL on different time zones for spoilers!!

    thanks!!

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  47. Oh, what fun bumper stickers!~! I love reading them when I'm on the road.

    I will come back later with some funny ones.

    Appropriate blog today when I could use some laughter and I also found a lot of yellow today.

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  48. Good evening feathered friends!

    LYNNNN...soooo happy to see you posting and even getting number 1!

    SHIRLEY...Loved the bumper stickers! Very funny! I can't think of any at the moment, but I will try!

    {{{HUGS}}} to ITEACH, MARY and WHABBY

    BARB...I am excited for the updates on the kitchen! And the hunky contractor dudes!

    SANDIE...ROFLMAO@your mom's spunk!

    I agree with the Idol comments. Cleveland boy sucked!!

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  49. "It'll be a great day when the schools have all the money they need, and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber."

    "Be nice to your kids, cause they will choose your Nursing Home"

    "Take Revenge" Sh*t on a Pigeon

    those are three I remember...


    Hugs to Bear and Huz~

    Hugs to iteach as well~

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  50. Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    lighting a cig...after I remind Shirley to mark that down!!

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  51. Maureen it has been marked down, but it is only your 3rd and EBJ has 16. You have a lot of catching up to do.

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  52. Good night everyone. Loved all the bumper stickers you shared. Thanks.

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  53. SHIRLEY...don't any of my upside down 69's count????? LOL!

    Loving tonights Idol so far!

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  54. I'm so sorry about your friend Whabbear. :( Iteach, it's been a rough stretch for you too. :(

    I think the nest needs a bumper sticker that says, "Owl go out on a limb for you."

    Congratulations Lynn #1 hooter!

    Sending all you beautiful owls big gushy hugs!

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  55. MO - I agree!!!!!!

    YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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  56. MO - I should clarify - we are only half way thru..

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  57. MEK- I give you a SWAK and you give me a SMAK???????????????

    I'm still sitting here icing my foot. I KNOW- but I called the Dr. and he asked a bunch of questions then told me to come in on Friday if not better. He didn't think it sounded like anything more than a case of pulled ligament/tendonitis, not anything to do ith the surgery. My foot still has a pulse and my toes are still warm (except when iced!).

    Now, if he is wrong - remember I told you all this and then go sue him on my behalf if I croak, then have a big ass party in the nest. LOL

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  58. OH SHIT, Goldie..

    that was a total TYPO...

    i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOo sorry!!!

    hugs and kisses!!!!!

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  59. MEK, I noticed you SMAKED Goldie, but I thought it was some new fancy,dancie code I didn't know lol!

    How was dinner?
    Where is Tinka? I hope she is ok

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  60. Good night everyone I am pooped. This may be my own new record for going to bed early lol!
    z-z-z-z-z-z-z

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  61. Goldie I'm glad you talked to your doctor. Better safe than sorry. ;)

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  62. I forgive you MEK. :)

    Good night Mary!
    I'm pooped too- Night all!!

    Mr. Goldie just said to say "hello"

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  63. thanks J/l

    Mr. Goldie is insisting I go on Friday, so I'm pretty sure that's where I will be. Of course better safe than sorry, but I have had my fill of doctors!

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  64. "I'm a 33 1/3 RPM in an ipod world"

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  65. "I'm always late my ancesotors arrived on the Juneflower."

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  66. Mo, Only one of the contractors was hunky and he finished today. No more contractors scheduled til the Electrician comes next week. Now I have to put all this crap back in the cabinets.

    Idol just started here.

    MEK, is Danny the last guy that sang last night? I hope he gets through.

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  67. LynnD,
    Congrats on 1

    Sacbarb,
    Your kitchen makeover sounds like its gonna be great, and the hunks sound pretty good to...

    Goldie,
    I hope you feel better, and so sorry Mek SMAKed you, however she is very gentle so I am sure it was more of a pat :O)

    Shirley,
    Thanks for the idea for the blog today, glad we were able to do a blog together..

    Whabby,
    Sorry for the passing of your and Huz's friend..

    Tina,
    You saw venus 2nite? Amazing isn't it..

    Zona,
    Happy blue just cause

    Birdee,
    Where the heck are ya, did you fly south

    LoisLane,
    Good seeing ya here, that could only mean the dear Lane family is
    A OK.. Perfect!

    Sandie,
    LOL @ your mom, good for her!

    Mary,
    Sorry for the loss of your Aux friend, I am sure it was a long day..

    Mo,
    You are trying to cheaqt again, upside 69 do not count! :O)

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  68. Ok I have a question for myself...

    WTF is upside 69? I guess it should have been upside down 69...

    Thats what I get for nor proof reading..

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  69. And WTF is nor?

    I am totally on a roll with typos..

    LOL

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  70. Joey,
    I hear facebook is all the rage for connecting with high school friends..

    I so don't want to connect with high school friends, its those first loves that I think would totally freak me out...

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  71. CAROL...an upside down 69 is a 96...at least in my skewed mind!

    Did you like the way Idol turned out tonight? I LOVED it!

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  72. I am very please with the 3 ppl that will be going further on AIdol, I really think America got it right..

    I voted for Danny 17 times last nite..

    I am a bit confused so I have a question, is Danny the one that his wife died?

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  73. Mo,
    You read my mind, I just commented on it.. :O)

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  74. HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!

    SWEET!!!!!!!!!!

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  75. CAROL...you got the upside down 69!

    Yes, Danny's wife passed away. I voted 5 times for him!

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  76. OOPS..

    sorry, cpgem..

    I just saw the number and jumped into march..

    nice to see that I haven't lost my touch!!!

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  77. Mek,

    How the heck did you just sneak in here.. Your radar still must work..

    :O)

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  78. Did everyone see idol 2nite...

    I want to say something, but don't want to spoil anything...

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  79. Mek..

    Congrats on 100...

    ♪♪ HAPPY DANCE ♪♪
    ♪♪ HAPPY DANCE ♪♪

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  80. SacBarb - yes, Danny was the last person to sing last night.

    and YES, his wife died four weeks before he went for his audition.

    I am also VERY pleased with the three that went thru.....

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  81. cpgem - my radar - well, Tug finally passed out - so I can have some computer time... timing was great..

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  82. K-girl wouldn't have seen it yet...it's only 7:19 there

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  83. Thanks Mo, I thought it was him, but just wanted to make sure...

    I hope he goes far, I am going to vote for him always.. I think he is terrific

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  84. and Yes, it was a love tap for Goldie!!

    :-)

    truly - it was a typo......

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  85. Mo,
    You are right, I will wait for tomorrow to say what I can't wait to say...

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  86. Wow, how exciting I got the upside down 69.. fun!

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  87. Mek,
    I am biting so hard, you know me well, when I have something on my mind I want to spit it out..

    But I will refrain...

    Don't want to spoil it for turtle..

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  88. Mek,
    All your taps are love taps, Not so much tho when you go in for the march kill.. than it turns into a "bitch tap" said in the most loving way, of course.....

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  89. CAROL...I think I know what you want to say...does it have to do with one of the ones that had to return home and her reaction?? I didn't feel bad fer her! Does that make me a bitch????? LOL!!!

    MEK...hi! Is TUG sleeping thru the night now??

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  90. Goldie~ smak~ :)~

    Carol~ how did you know I saw Venus? :)~

    Idol was good~

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  91. Mo,
    neener, neener I voted more times than you.. lol

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  92. Well if i didn't watch idol tonight....i'd know 1 person who made it and one who didn't~ ya bozo's~

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  93. Tina,
    I did not give any spoilers, I was just chatting..

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  94. I adore the Jimmy Kimmel show...

    So funny!

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  95. MO - Tug sleeps about five hours now - so - it's almost the whole night..... we're getting there..

    thanks for asking..

    Hi Tina.......

    cpgem and MO - I think I also know what you want to say - LOL..

    such drama!!!! I had a hard time NOT laughing!!

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  96. Mo,
    Yes, Yes, Yes, I want to scream it out of me...

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  97. Mek,
    So very glad Tug is sleeping more, do you still have to breast feed tho or has she moved on to a sippy cup?

    :O)

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  98. OK..

    ISGHSL.. SIDDHJSL.. ISOLDLDI...
    GLDFEHAIJG.. GJGOOER...SLGEREO..

    TOTAL IDIOT!!!

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  99. OMG...you didn't just ask MEK if she breast feeds the puppy, did you?????? Please say that was another of your typos!!!!!

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  100. Nope not a typo at all, I am just asking.. as little ones do move on ya know..

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  101. I think she thought the show is American IDIOT not American IDOL!

    Now, she was totally tedious...in a bad way!!!!

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  102. MO - lol - we feed her four or five small meals a day to get her total intake for the day.- and soak it first - she just gobbles it down......

    Then - ask SacBarb - she likes to bring me "tootsie rolls" -

    oh man!!!

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  103. OMG - that note should have been to cpgem!!

    Crap - i am having massive brain farts today!!!

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  104. Mo,
    OH MY, OH MY...

    Tedious to the extreme...

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  105. I am pleased with the three that were chosen on Idol tonight, but there were a couple others I also liked and was sorry to see them go. I really don't like this process, but I guess they have to get down to a manageable number somehow.

    I wasn't crazy about the duet. I think it was a poor song choice or maybe I just didn't like the arrangement. I hope that wasn't a spoiler.

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  106. Mek,

    whew.. I thought I smelled something funny in here 2nite...

    and by note, do you mean comment...

    I am cracking myself up.. LOL

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  107. Sacbarb,
    We are commenting in code, as per MO, so all is ok.. :O)

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  108. cpgem - YES, comment!!

    crap........crap.........crap....

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  109. SacBarb - howdy - glad your kitchen is coming along..

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  110. SACBARB...maybe one of the ones sent home will be called back in the wild card. cClay was a wild card, too...worked pretty well for him!

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  111. cpgem - glad i can provide your entertainment!!

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  112. Mek,
    You always do....

    "Do you see the moon"

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  113. since there are only three groups - won't there be three wildcards??

    correct me if I am wrong...

    :-)

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  114. Hey MEK, Glad to hear Tug is still bringing gifts and sleeping more.

    Mo and Carol, LOL @ speaking code

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  115. cpgem - i haven't been sky hunting yet today!!

    SacBarb - yes - it is the most exciting part of my day!!! NOT!!!

    i really won't tell you what I got from her today!!

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  116. Mo, I forgot about the wild card.

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  117. Mek,

    You are just a marching away 2nite. Its all those brain farts...

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  118. MEK, she is just trying to tell you she wuvs you

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  119. cClay is ccode for clay aiken :)~

    there will be three wild cards, but dont know if it is one from each group or any three

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  120. Mek,
    Was it a worm? My cousin Ar's cat brings her worms all the time.. She then freaks out, and "Baby" (the cats name) hides under the bed..

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  121. Mo,
    Heck, I forgot we were in code...

    LOL

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  122. MO - I'm hoping it's judges choice but since there are four judges now - that wouldn't seem fair either..

    will be very interesting......

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  123. I got foad - saying that I would let you guys have this next march...

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  124. damn....

    TINA...how the hell do you do that????????????????????????

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  125. Tina,
    You crackwhore... you sneaked right in there....

    Was is good? Do you need a cig?

    I am jealous..

    :O)

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  126. no cig~ i had chocolate instead.....and got it in my feathers~

    I was writing an note to deedee, and came back to 165.....and thought....oh my hell! gotta swoop~

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  127. Mo,
    When it comes to anything in the 69 form, Tina can smell it from miles away...

    Not sure its a good smell tho...

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  128. Wow! Thanks for everybody's kind condolences over Karl! Jim is coping better tonight...

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  129. Oh how fun...

    I started the porn...

    I wonder if Shirley has a list of you starts the porn?

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  130. Hey Whabby...

    Thinking of you and huz..

    ♥♥♥

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  131. Oh my its 1am.. this porn baby has to get to bed, another long day tomorrow...

    Its been fun, thanks for the laughs..

    See ya all tomorrow...

    I really really wanted to get to 200 but I am to sleepy...

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  132. goodnight all....i'm 27 minutes past my bedtime~ (can't believe i just said that!)

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  133. CAROL...you are quite the pornificator!

    I guess that makes us the pornificatees????

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  134. Mo,
    Yep you are so right...

    Fun tho!

    Nite, tinaho, sleep well and dream of Venus.. :O)

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  135. I am going to dream of the moon..

    Nite all...

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  136. Nighters...MEK, CAROL, BARB, TINA, WHABBY and CAROL...sweet dreams

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  137. gosh - i went and checked email and everyone has gone to bed!!

    LOL.....

    cpgem - I would march to 200 for you - but i don't want to be TOO tedious!!

    I'll say Good nite also!!

    I hope everyone has an excellent Thursday!
    :-)

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  138. Well crap, I went to upload pics and everyone went to bed.

    Goodnight Carol, MEK, MO, Tina, Bear and anyone else lurking. Guess I'll go to bed too.

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  139. I'm going to bed early tonight, too. I have a headache, neckache, backache, and the rotary cuff in my right shoulder is killing me. That'll teach me to do housework! Night all!

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  140. SHIRLEY - Great blog!! I enjoyed reading everyone's bumper stickers. I just can't seem to remember any right now.

    MEK - I would love that t-shirt!!! Thanks for thinking of me.

    GOLDIE - Take care of your ankle. Let me know if you need anything. :O)

    Trying to go back to work today. I stayed 2 1/2 hours yesterday, but I had put my back out from puking on Tuesday and cried just from standing up. I spent yesterday sipping green tea and icing my back. I'm feel MUCH better today.

    ((((HUGS)))) to WHABBY & HUZ, and ITEACH too!!!

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  141. JUST SLIN - Hope your back, neck, head, and shoulder get better!! Step away from the housework. :O)

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  142. left, left, left, right, left!!!

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  143. left, left, left, right, left!!!

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  144. left, left, left, right, left!!!

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  145. left, left, left, right, left!!!

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  146. left, left, left, right, left!!!

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  147. 200!!! FOR CAROL!!! :o) :o) :o)

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  148. I hope everyone has a great Thursday.

    I left chocolate milk and diet pepsi in the fridge and there are several boxes of glazer donuts on the counter.....ENJOY!!

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