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Friday, July 3, 2009

Important Womans Health Issue!!

by Maureen

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas .

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had..

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

After careful research, doctors have learned that red wine, Cosmo's and champagne may be interchangeable with the product, Margarita

120 comments:

  1. honey....i may have answered yes to some of those questions.....but they answer would kill me!!! ijs~ :)~

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  2. i'm so pretty first thing in the morning~

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  3. well crap! I'm going back to bed~

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  4. Happy Friday..

    Good Morning..

    Tina - congrats on FIRST thru six..

    I checked the blog and then went to myspace!!!

    MO - I'm off to read the blog!!
    :-)

    I hope everyone has an excellent day!!
    :-)

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  5. MO - CHEERS!!! (oh, I'm not whispering!!! LOL)..

    thanks for sharing .....

    I'm off to the dog park...

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  6. Morning Glories!

    Damn Tina got first again! Geez I need to quit reading email before I post.

    Hey did I tell you I really really lerve you guys. Ooops I mean lover you guys? No I really really do lerver you guys! Did I just spit on you? Well that just show how much I lover you!

    Tomorrow is official Margarita day for me!

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  7. Good Morning All!

    MO: Yes..oh yes...and YES! I guess I need to start drinking me some of them there Margaritas! Of course then I'll do what I usually do when I drink..flirt with abandon, hug everyone..and tell every secret I know! Oh well...Set 'em up!! :D

    Thanks for the smiles this morning MO!!

    TINA: Gratz on FIRST!

    MEK: Have fun watchin' the workmen dig in your hole! ;)

    LYNND: I really, really lerve you too! :)

    JODI: Muah!!

    Full day today..run, run, run!! I wish everyone travelling for the holiday weekend safe travels!

    And thank you all for the get well wishes..they worked..I'm 100% better today..headache free! YAY!!

    Waving HI to everyone..have a great day! SWAK!

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  8. Good morning Tina and congrats on 1st!

    Good morning Mek, Lynn D and Zona!

    Maureen your blog was very funny. I enjoyed reading it. I think Lynn D is really going to enjoy it tomorrow morning! Lol!

    I have to go get ready and go up to mum's. See you all later!

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  9. Good morning!

    Congrats on 1-6 Tina!

    Mo what a great blog! I love Margaritas! I've found that white wine has a very similar side affect, including thinking people will like a late night (very late) phone call from me.

    Hi MEK, Lynn, Zona and Shirley!

    We have errands to run this morning, so I will check back later!

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  10. Tina, you again! Congrats silly.

    MO, I love Margaritas! I'm not sure they love me tho! I get pretty frisky with tequila period! It some how is attached to my libido lol!!
    Love you blog! I am already feeling tipsy ;-)

    I am heading out to the big city. I have to find just the right Anniversary gift for my sis Lena and her Hubby. I like to put together fun gift baskets.

    I wov all of yous wonerful peeps hick!

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  11. I was going to delete previous comment cuz it looked like I called you all hicks lol! It was meant to be a "hick-up"!!

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  12. Tina Congrats on first, again. I bet you wouldn't be first if you took the time to wash Eunice's face in the morning. ;)

    MO Thank you for the laughs this morning. I knew there was a reason I liked Margaritas. They make me wittier and I can sing better, too. LOL

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  13. Carol is away so she couldn't post a QOTD this morning. This is what it would have been, though.

    ******QOTD******


    Tina, I beg of you! Do something with Eunice! She looks like a firecracker hit her in the face!
    ~~~~Mary

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  14. Mary - LOL at hick-up!!

    Just Lin - (thanks!!) :-)

    morning, Lynn d, zona(they don't come back until monday to continue diggin our hole).., Shirley, EBJ, mary, and Just Lin!!!

    I'm off to take our little one for training... she is doing SOOOOO well -

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  15. Just Lin - good choice - thanks for sharing...

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  16. Hi MEK! I'm so glad things are back to normal for Tug. (((HUGS)))

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  17. MEK Congrats on 25! I always seem to miss that one. I've given up on being first. That just ain't ever gonna happen.

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  18. Waving at Zona, EBJ, MEK, Justlin, Mary and Shirley!

    Headed out to run errands for tomorrow. Going to get Booze for Cadillac Margaritas!!!!! Everything will be rosy by tomorrow night!

    See you all in a bit.

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  19. 'weenie: LOL! But I like them too!

    Tina: You look gorgeous!

    Lynn D: Smother... er, I mean, lover you too!

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  20. Hi, MEK, Mary, Judy, Zona, and Shirl!

    So we're happyly entrenched in the Bow River Valley, Alberta, for the weekend, and its beautiful! Just a bit of residual snow on them there rocky outcroppings!

    Off to a picnic and a bit of a mountain hike! :)

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  21. Sarah Palin just resigned as Gov. of Alaska!

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  22. LynnD~ I just read that too! I'm so bummed~

    Whabby~ Thank you~ :D

    J/L~ Mary's QOTD has been added to the front page~

    Mary~ I'm not a hick....I'm a Mexican~ :D

    I just sent in my passport renewal! As soon as it comes, I can go to places like Texass~ :)~

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  23. That is such a clever blog Mo! Loved it!!!

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  24. MEK are you going to have an undergroud or above ground pool?

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  25. But most importantly have you contacted Zona for diving tips? :)

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  26. I'm lovin this month.

    The cubbies are 3-0.

    I get three paychecks this month.

    And I get to sleep in every day. :)

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  27. Zona - glad you are feeling better

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  28. Iteach - we're getting an in ground pool and not deep enough for a diving board!!
    ;-)

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  29. whabby - enjoy the mtns and the bike ride.

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  30. The Rockies are playing the D-backs so i get to see MY team play tonight..

    very excited.

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  31. okay - that had been hanging there FOREVER!!!

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  32. Afternoon Hooters!

    Funny blog Mo!

    Everyone must be really busy today. I am taking a short break from painting. Trying to get the last two walls done before my friend arrives tonite. I am sweating like a shave ice in the sun.

    Hey MEK, why did you keep your pool a secret? I woulda been shouting it to the world especially since it gets so hot there. Best be careful about lettin Zona in there tho~

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  33. Tina - when you get your new passport - you can go to hawaii!!
    LOL...
    :-)

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  34. Hey!

    Everyone must be busy today.

    We just got outta the pool and catching some rays.

    MR. EBJ just picked his first tomatoes, he has really taken good care of his little garden!

    Gotta go find something to make for dinner!

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  35. speaking of hawaii..

    Howdy, K'Girl..

    I wasn't really keeping it a secret - i just didn't want to say anything until the DIG finally started......and that it was REALLY going to become reality!!

    If you know what I mean!!

    So - now, I'm shouting it to the rooftops!!!

    I have wanted a pool ever since we moved into this house - and finally convinced mr. mek!!!
    :-)

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  36. EBJ will be marching to "you know what" -

    but will K'girl beat her to it...

    stay tuned...

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  37. MEK thanx for marching with me!

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  38. okay - back to my baseball game..

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  39. MEK I just told MR. E you are getting a pool! He says HI and wants to know if you are coming to visit??

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  40. EBJ, no problem.. didn't want to leave you hanging!!

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  41. Tell Mr. EBJ hi for me...
    and I won't have travel plans for awhile ...

    enjoy the tomatoes - they sound delish!!!

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  42. I just went for a walk....so many people are having parties and having fun.....and here I sit like a dog!~

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  43. hey....i could write a blog about that...."I'm a dog!"

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  44. oh.....listen to this....I got two cards in the mail today....and I thought...Shit! Did I forget my anniversary? nope....It's not my birthday.....crap! Duh!!! I opened them and they were two beautiful handmade cards for the 4th of July~ How dumb am I?

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  45. btw.....no comments from the peanut gallery on my previous comments~ ijs~

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  46. ohhhhhhhhhh...guess what just came on the radio?

    BOOM BOOM POW!!!~ love that song~

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  47. I just realized I'm sitting her like a dog ...... with my dog~

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  48. one of my brats sent me a text:

    Just went to In-n-Out!

    he's grounded~

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  49. Mek~ I'll go to Hawaii once my passport comes...but I have to apply for a VISA first~ :)~

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  50. Di~ are you done having fun? How fun could your family really be? :D

    oh....saw ur GD's phone at the store today....tell her it's cool~

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  51. 88~ Dale Jarrett's NASCAR number~ :D

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  52. omg....i found a picture of me with a towel on my wet hair and a mask on my face...I almost changed my avatar to that....but then I came to my senses~

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  53. I want you all to know....I've been drinking!~

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  54. I think it's very rude that you are reading these stupid comments and not saying a word to me!!!!~ ijs~

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  55. I just realized....not only am I pretty first thing in the morning, but I'm just as pretty at the end of the day~

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  56. Hey Tina! I think you need to get special shots before you can go to Hawaii. You better check on that. And.....go farm?

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  57. Good Evening from the Rocky Mountains...cool and damp. We had rain and then it finally stopped this afternoon and we were able to sit outside and by the fire all afternoon and evening...then we got cold about 9:30 and came back to our hotel.

    Just listened to the new and sports and they said the D-Backs were the worst team in the league. Yea, finally someone beat us in that total and it sounds like the Rockies won 5-0..sorry ZONA.

    TINA: I gave Em your message and she agreed.

    MO: I loved your blog and I so agree with you about margs. I think they work for a lot of ailments

    MARY: Hmmm, I guess I had better tell your husband about what tequila does to you and it will probably be in your OJ in the AM.

    TINA: You already know how much fun my little family can be and you didn't even meet my son and his group. Also, all five of my grandchildren at one time...heaven.

    Ok, my sleeping partner is in bed waiting for me. The granddaughters take turns this weekend sleeping with me or mom The loser gets me...my how times have changed since they were young.

    Bye and night...

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  58. J/L~ it's a facebook thing~

    Di~ If you'd stop using that old lady cream and start using the Jean Nate I sent you, you wouldn't be considered the loser~ :D

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  59. Just popping in quickly. I see from the QOTD that Eunice is getting a hard time. I'll bet she'll look very patriotic for the 4th!

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  60. I've been having a war with 2 of my computers. I'm ready to nuke them both. Whab, I think a picture of you naked would make me feel better. Just a butt shot if you're shy... With maybe hearts drawn on your cheeks.

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  61. TINA: I would use the Jean Nate but MrD used it all on his chest for the necklace picture..so, can you send more or come for another visit and bring it for your welcome gift to me?

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  63. Tina - loved your march to 100 -

    Di - YES, the D'backs are in last place - which does NOT set well with mr. mek - sooooooooo, it was fun to see the Rockies win!!! (added salt to the wound!!)...

    I'm off to bed.........

    I hope everyone has an excellent Saturday!!
    Happy 4th of July!!!
    :-)

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  64. Got in late tonight. Will catch up on blogs and comments tomorrow. Wishing all my American friends a Happy July 4th. I had a great Canada Day. Thanks for the good wishes. Love, Tinka

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