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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

~ I'd Wish For George ~

by Tina~in_ut



I didn't think it was fair to keep him all to myself. George is so handsome and charming and orgasmic~ In "real life", I wish he'd stick with just one woman (besides me, of course!), but I love how quirky and sexy he is. To hell with Martini.......I'll take George~

53 comments:

  1. BAM!! Take that you whore cheater!!

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  2. I will have you know, Ms DeeDee...I do not cheaqt on Whores~ But feel free to tell me how wonderful my blog is today~ :D

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  3. Happy New Year, owls!!

    Just wanted to stop in to say thank you for all your prayers and support during this difficult time with my Dad. I wanted you all to know how much I appreciate it. I have had no time to tell each of you, although I so want to, so please know that I think you're all great and I will write personal notes when my life calms down.

    Dad was just moved out of ICU last night and will hopefully be home later this week so he can begin radiation and continue chemo.

    Thank you all for keeping my spirits up--I hope you know how much it means to me.

    May each of you enjoy a healthy, happy and prosperous 2010!!!

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  4. Oops, your blog is wonderful, Tina. :-)

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  5. OMG! George George George! I can't stand it! Just shoot me now! I would have slammed the door in his face too!

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  6. Morning Tina, DeeDee and Sandie!

    Sandie I'm glad your Dad is out of ICU. Take care of yourself. (((HUGS)))

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  7. Morning Janice! My you look lovely today! Is that a new hairdo?

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  8. Its just funny to me that whenever Tina works on a piece for this blog or...in todays case...just slaps something up there.....she is always first to comment......but never otherwise.....

    Well I have got to have my pills...everyone have a lovely morning.....I also have to start putting together my sky marshall wardrobe.....Delta hasn't told me when to report but I am sure it will be any day now. Tina hired me for the job.
    I don't relish the idea of flying around the Delta route system with the goyim but somebody has to protect those planes!!

    I have been practicing the lines I will use on the terrorists.....you know like Clint Eastwoods line..."Go ahead...make my day".....

    I think I will share them....one a day...starting tomorrow.....

    I have been having different members of my household staff dress as terrorists to practice on.....and you should hear the moaning and bitching....."Don't point the gun at me!"...."Let someone else be the hijacker today!"...."This beard itches"...

    And I am working real hard on that move...you know...where your back is at the wall ..both hands holding the gun straight out...and you move around corners real fast.....like Bruce Willis in that Die Hard movie......

    He was hot back in his moonlighting daze......I'd still let him hit it....but he was way hotter back then.....

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  9. lmbo Shirley~ I just read your post to Janice...and we both laughed! I'll have you know...that I thought of writing a Star Trek blog just for you....but now...you can forget it~ :)~

    Sandie~ Continued prayers for your dad....my dad's cancer is back and we are going to have to try new drugs....he's been on chemo for 2 1/2 yrs now~ Not a fun thing....but he's still with us~

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  10. Morning glories!

    I would wish for George with no clothes! Geeeez no reality base in this video!

    Notice how I have changed costumes and am now in first?! Just like a chameleon I tell you!

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  11. God old woman....ur sick~ Bruce wouldn't hit it~ :D lmbo~

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  12. Sandie and Tina I will keep offering up my Prayers of support for you Dad's. That is what we are here for.

    Shirley laugh my ass off twice!

    Deedee I heard a rumor that we will all have to wear or underwear on the outside of our clothes when we report to the airports. Guess this means I better make a trip to Victoria Secret. Some how I think the cotten granny panties and the safety pinned bra would distract the security. I am sure they would think they wear weapons of mass destruction!

    Janice does Tina's Butt look smaller? I sent liposuction to her yesterday. Did she use it?

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  13. Tina, I'm so sorry your Dad's cancer is back. Sounds like he's a fighter, though! I hope my Dad can be as courageous, he's really beaten down right now. Prayers to you, too. Cancer really sucks.

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  14. Janice is in a training class for 4 hours....she'll be back in a few...I'll pass all ur comments on~ bunch of goofs~

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  15. OMG if I hear one more "beep beep beep" from the snow removal trucks I'm going to go postal and take them all out!!

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  16. Janice is in "training" for FOUR hours. Wow! Go Janice!

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  17. Tina there must not have been much left to laugh off.

    Shirley do you have earmuffs,head phones, ear buds? Might help.

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  18. Good Morning from phoneless AZ!

    TINA: Well, that's easy..I would wish for Hugh Grant! :D

    Oh..ok..George is hot..especially in black..but so is Hugh Grant.. ;)

    DEEDEE: What..no 'Woof' for George? How about one for Hugh Grant? ;)

    SHIRLEY: I guess we had the same idea..check out Area 51..I was trying to surprise you..I was going to give TINA a break but I guess it's back to Hugh Grant in the morning! ;)

    LYNN: I wonder how long it would take to get the word out that everyone should just 'go commando' when they fly..especially when they fly Delta..I bet Hugh Grant would do it.. ;)

    DEEDEE2: Don't forget "Do you feel lucky punk..well do ya?" oh and since you mentioned Bruce Willis..how about "Yippee ki yay.." I know..I left out a word.. ;)

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  19. SANDIE: I will continue to pray for your dad and your family..I know how scary and emotionally exhausting what you are all going through is..hang in there and trust in the power of prayer it really works.

    TINA: I have been praying for your dad and family too.

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  20. Tina Love having me some George today. Thank you! I'm very sorry to hear that your dad's cancer is back. (((HUGS)))

    Sandie I'm so glad you stopped in to update us on your dad's condition. Big (((HUGS))) to you, too.

    DeeDee All they'd have to do is put out the word that you might be on the plane and that would stop anyone from blowing up their underwear.

    Shirley LMAO! Are you going to blast them with a super soaker? That would be downright cruel in those temps.

    LynnD LOL @ your weapons of mass destruction. You know they'd take that safety pin away from you and then all hell would break loose. ;)

    Zona LOL @ going commando! The next step would be that we all have to wear leotards and tights at the airport. Crap! I better hurry up and join a gym!

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  21. Happy Tuesday Owls.

    Tina, Love me some George. 'nuff said.

    Dee, Bruce can still get me with that smirk.

    Sandie and Tina, Still praying healing prayers for your Dads.

    Lynn, Maybe that's Victoria's secret - underwear on the outside.

    Zona, has the phone guy been there yet and was he a hunk?

    J/L LOL @ all hell breaking loose.

    Shirley, has it warmed up at all there?

    I hope you are all having a good day. I need to check on the crops.

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  22. J/LIN: Tights and leotards? I would never fly again..though I wouldn't mind watching cute guys go through security!

    BARB: Yes..and no..phone is still not fixed either.. :(

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  23. Oh Lord leotards and tights! I would have to wear a mask and have a guide dog! Have you been through an airport lately??? I know how scary I would be but, helloooo think about the people you would be flying with! Yikes! I had some charmers on the flight back from Sacbarbs.

    I tell you this the airlines better start giving out free drinks. imjs

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  24. Tina and Sandie: So sorry about your fathers. I hope that the chemo goes well and things get better.

    Tina, great blog, great looking guy..now who is he again? ..Oh and congrats on first on your own blog again.

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  25. LynnD~ honey....i "accidentally" went thru one of those "can see everything" machines at the airport.....the guy that let me thru yelled to the guy at the monitor, "How did that one come out?" I was mortified...but then...the guy at the monitor was now blind~

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  26. TINA...so sorry your dad's cancer has returned. He is a fighter, afterall, he has put up with you for all these years!! {{{{hugs}}} and prayers for you, him and your family.

    SANDY...Your dad will fight, too. He loves you all too much not to. {{{hugs}}} and prayers to all of you, too.

    SHIRLEY...{{{hugs}}} to you and your family as well.

    LYNN...LOL@ safety pinned bra and granny panties!! If I have to go thru one of those new fangled xray machine and I hear laughter (or puking) I won't be responsible for my actions!!

    JANICE...can you teach TINA something after your training class? She needs training...potty training!! bwahahahaha

    ZONA...still snowing!

    DEE DEE...yep, Bruce can still hit it if he wants it!!

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  27. SACBARB...nice to see you're not stuck in a corner collecting webs! Aferall, in the immortal words of Patrick Swayze...'nobody puts SACBARBY in the corner'!!!

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  28. JUST LIN...I just saw the pics you posted on MS...GORGEOUS! Elizabeth Taylor comes to mind.

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  29. SHIRLEY...who is that in your avatar pic????? HUBBA HUBBA HUNKA!!

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  30. Maureen....Hi.....

    I told J/L she reminded me of Elizabeth Taylor.....she won't agree......shes being modest..

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  31. DEE DEE...if her eyes were violet, they could be sisters!

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  32. Speaking of George... well, I'm doing it! I just started my own blog, which will, naturally, begin with the Whabby Wednesday blogs from the nest.

    I know, I know... not THAT torture again! LOL! Still, in the vanishing small chance that you want to give them another shot, they're at

    The Whabblog!

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  33. SacBarb Have you been dusted today? ;)

    Zona I would never fly again, either. Just the thought, sends shivers up my spine!

    LynnD LOL @ mask and guide dog!

    Bebbi Are you still counting steps?

    MO and DeeDee In real life, I don't look anything like Elizabeth Taylor. That's the honest truth. A woman did tell me I did once, but she was probably on crack at the time. In the pic, it may just be the bangs and eyebrows that are a bit Liz-ish.

    Bear Good for you! Thanks for the link.

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  34. I was on call today for jury duty. I had to check in with the courts last night to see if I had to report this morning. That's when I was informed I was on standby and to check again this morning between 11:15 and 11:45. Fortunately, they didn't need me in the afternoon, either, so I have now fulfilled my obligations for the next 12 months. Yipee!

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  35. Something caught my eye today at the gross-ry store.....Chocolate covered Ritz Crackers! I know!!!!! I haven't tried them yet but they are out in limited edition and I find the idea very interesting. I'll let you know what I think of them.

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  36. J/L~ I bought them and they were gone the instant I got them home~ We all loved them~

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  37. Hi All...

    J/L: I saw those crackers at Christmas time and bought some for a joke at a Bronco party I was going too. Well, they were no joke...I didn't even try one and they were gone. I took them again to put out at a Christmas party and everyone loved them. I did try one and it was better than I thought it sounded.

    Prayers continue to go out to TINA'S dad and SANDIE'S dad and families. It seems this disease just continues to hit so many people that are close to us.

    TINA; Guess you had better go and see that new George movie and I saw on ET last night that he might get married for real this time. I am surprised you like someone so old. You know how your discriminate against older folks.

    Went to dentist for cleaning today and lunch with my good friend and then Walmart and didn't get home until after 8pm tonight. I guess I am going to have to go back to the dreaded root canal dentist again for ---yup you got it, the same root canal that was put in, taken out, put back in..blah, blah, blah.

    Wonder how MARY did going to the casino with her husband today on MY MONEY? She posted on FB that they had money left from the quarter I gave her that earned millions----the nerve!

    It's supposed to get really cold here tomorrow but not as cold as some of you are living through right now...brrr.

    Looks like our old coach that got fired last year on the Broncos is going to the Washington Redskins for a mere $50million...highest paid coach. They just had a huge new house built here and he just opened his own steak house on New Years so I guess he and his wife will have two cold places to live now with lots of money.

    Night all..

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  38. Diane, I didn't go to the Casino today. I didn't feel up to par. I had to trust Jim with your... his money and hope that he would bring some back. H e got back a couple hrs ago. He didn't say anything, but had a smile on his face. Must have meant he lost it all lol!

    Carol, you have email

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  39. Tina and Dianne Well, the crackers are sounding promising. I haven't tried them yet because I've already had my 1500 calories for the day. Maybe tomorrow.

    Mary I hope you feel up to par again soon. Staying home tonight was probably for the best.

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  40. OMG SLIN - My sister-in-law has made them for years!!

    TINA - I'd wish for George, too!! I will continue to send prayers for your Dad....hope they help even if they are from a Lutheran!!! ;)

    SANDIE - Healing thoughts and prayers for your Dad. I hope he gets to come home this week!!

    Waving a wing @ SHIRLEY, LYNN, ZONA, SACBARB, BEBBI, MO, WHABBY, DIANNE, and MARY!!

    DEE DEE - lol @ whore cheater!!!

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  41. SLIN - You have been my inspiration....not really doing anything special, but I've been making healthier choices and have lost 5 lbs!!! THANK YOU!!!

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  42. Jodi That's great! Congrats!

    Sweet dreams, HOoters! Time for me to hit the sack.

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  43. Sweet dreams SLIN!!

    Time for me to get prettied up for work!!

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