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Saturday, May 22, 2010

Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask

by Shirley




It's like doing sit-ups for your face, only instead of doing something healthy, you're electrocuting yourself while dressed as a serial killer.

85 comments:

  1. Shirley~ that's creepy~ thanks for sending the blog, tho~

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  2. I should have known......since you put the blog in at night you are privy to the nano-second that it will post....

    that has gotten sooo tiresome...

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  3. haha..good morning sluttiest!

    Shirley: I want one! haha.

    Good morning DeeDee

    Good morning Tina

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  4. Morning DeeDee! Have you ever tried this beauty technique?

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  5. Morning Bebbi! Check out Craig's list, you might be able to find one.

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  6. Shirley: You never know...lol. I am going for a long walk today, probably will pass some yard sales. I will have to look for it at the yard sales. My daughter and I are going to enjoy the sun that finally came back to Louisville.

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  7. Morning Glories!

    Tina is the sluttiest! But we knew that!

    Deedee is the handmaiden of the sluttiest, she came in second! Sluttiest in waiting. As it were.

    Shirley I remember when Linda Evans was hocking these things. I remember thinking when I waited on her at the garden center here in town, that she was either using it too much or she was lying and had a plastic surgeon on call.

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  8. LynnD: Good morning and probably the latter..lol.

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  9. Slutty and Slutty in waiting...I like that...Lol!!!

    Morning Lynn D!

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  10. lol...I don't think DeeDee has the patience to wait~ lol!!!!!~

    Good Morning Lynndie, Shirley, Bebbi, and DeeDee~ :D

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  11. Just finished reading the comments from yesterday. Wish I'd been around! But then I see it's Slutty Saturday! What a marvelous idea!! Celebrate boinking people you shouldn't be and be PROUD!

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  12. I think that Rejuvenique Hannibal Lechter mask works for anyone who doesn't need it in the first place.

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  13. Good Morning!

    SHIRLEY: Well that sure is a freaky looking thing..kind of Pinhead meets Jason Voorhees. Funny video today..even if it wasn't meant to be..thanks SHIRLEY!!

    TINA: ok..if you say so.. ;)

    DEEDEE: So close..maybe TINA can give you some tips for next Saturday.. ;)

    LYNN: I bet Linda Evans never put that thing on..evah..

    BEBBI: I hope you find one..that would be hysterical! :D

    BONACHI: I wonder how many people actually bought them?

    Lots to do today..I hope everyone has a wonderful day!

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  14. LOL!! There's one for sale on Ebay for 15 cents..and there are 2 bids! :D

    shipping is $16.49 though.. ;)

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  15. Good morning feathered friends! And slutty ones, too!

    I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but can y'all say a prayer or send positive thoughts this way? My cousin, the matriarch of the family is being rushed to the hospital 911 now. She fell twice and with the second fall she can not get up. She has been sick for a while, but refused to go to a doctor and I am so afraid of what they will find. Im thinking of throwing on some clothes and just heading to the ER to support her sisters.

    Ok, her sister just called and asked me to come to the ER to sit with them. BBL

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  16. Tina Congrats on being sluttiest. I knew you had it in you. No pun intended. ;)

    DeeDee Nice try but you know what they say about Catholic girls.

    LynnD I love picturing DeeDee as the handmaiden! LOL Thank you for that. :)

    Bebbi Enjoy the sunshine.

    Bonachichi Your shock collar would be a nice accessory to this mask.

    Zona I wonder if that mask would cure migraines. I hope you're feeling better.

    Shirley Thanks for the freaky and funny blog today. Actually, does anyone do anything special for their face that they feel really works? I've never taken care of my skin properly and should have starting years ago. Once in a while I'll buy some new cream, try it for a few days,get bored or lazy, and never do it again. What a waste of money. I do put on an alpha hydroxy cream under my makeup as a moisturizer, but mostly because it makes the makeup easier to spread.

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  17. Mo I hope everything turns out okay for your cousin. (((HUGS)))

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  18. MO: I'm saying prayers for your cousin..and sending big {{HUGS}} to you from AZ...

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  19. J/LIN: My headache is down to a dull roar..thanks! Somehow I think that mask would make them worse..I'm just imagining all those screws hitting me at the same time...ouch!!

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  20. MO: I hope things turn out okay for your cousin. I am glad you are there to support them...what a great family.

    BIRDEE (FROM AREA 51): I will see if we can detour thru Chicago to look for you on the road and we will pick you up and show you those big tall buildings. Shhhh.. I haven't told MrD about the little detour yet!

    Well, there was no question on who would be first today.

    BTW DEEDEE, I am still in Texas.j/s

    My cousins are having a bbq today for us. It should be fun and then we pack and hit the hay early for our trip tomorrow.

    SHIRLEY: Funny video. I wonder if it works...now if I only had 15 cents for ebay...-probably gone to ZONA already anyway.

    ITEACH/JENNIFER: School is almost over and you will be back on, right? Miss you

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  21. Healing thoughts to your cousin, 'weenie!

    Aside from that, I love Slutty Saturdays! Be a slut... and then post about it!

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  22. Happy Saturday Owls.

    Shirley, All I can say is "OUCH." It looks like that hurts.

    Tina~the~sluttiest, You are still pretty.

    DeeDee~close~but~no~cigar, better luck next time.

    Bebbi, Have a nice walk.

    Lynn, I'm going with the plastic surgeon.

    Zona, Have a good nap.

    Mo, Hugs for you and prayers for your Aunt.

    Di, Sounds like you're having a good time in TX. When is the M&G with Dee?

    Bonachichi, have a good day.

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  23. Maureen I'll be thinking about you and your cousin today. I hope that whatever they find wrong is easily treated and that she comes home soon. (((((HUGS)))))

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  24. Good afternoon Bobachichi, Zona, Maureen, Just Lin, Dianne, Whabbear and SacBarb!

    BTW Zona the video was meant to be funny. Who in their right mind would try this?...except DeeDee! It even looked like one woman was at work. Can you imagine Tina sitting at her desk for 15 minutes with that on? Poor Janice would need a whole package of Depends!!! LOL!

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  25. Shirley LMBO! Thanks for that visual!

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  26. Handmaiden of the sluttiest my foot! I have forgotten more about sluttiness than Tina ever knew!!!!

    and TIPS FROM TINA!!??
    Hell! I have NEVER!!

    And Shirley dear...sweet polite Shirley......no sugar...I haven't tried that method but back in the 80's when they had those machines that made your muscles contract with an electrical shock....I bought one of those....and it did make your muscles contract....giving the impression that you were getting exercise by just lying there.....it was just a gimmick......an expensive gimmick...
    But my last husband got the bright idea to pleasure me with it by attaching the 2 little pads to my naughty spot.....

    I can't remember a thing from right after the first wave of electricity hit me.....but I do pick up Sirius Radio thru my dental work now....

    and I think we all know what happened to my last husband.....

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  27. shirley~ lmbo...Can't wait to tell Janice that on Monday~ of course, she does wear depends anyway...being old and all...she turns 50 this year~ :D

    Bear~ I don't slut and tell~ ijs~ :D

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  28. J/L~ I haven't had it in me in a while now....is there a holiday cuming soon? Wait...there is...but my inlaws will be here~ dang me~

    Sackie~ Thanks~ :D

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  29. Tina, regarding Just Lin's statement, just send the in laws out to the movies, or a walk around the block...depending on how much time you need.

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  30. DeeDee I'm a little disapointed. I was sure that this would have been something you had tried, considering you perfect complextion and all.

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  31. Mo, best thoughts going out to your cuz.

    Great idea Whab... Tell everyone what sluts we've been, then get hanged. All in the same day!

    *I for one, am pure. I married the first man I had sex with. I've never even looked at another man. I have never done anything bad. I don't fool around and I don't even fart.

    *I am a big fat liar.

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  32. Back from my walk..that started at 9:45 this morning..24,471 steps so far today..woo hoo. :) HOpe everyone's day is fantabalistic like mine so far.

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  33. Oh, and never found a mask. Found a yard sale with nice stuff though..but didn't buy anything. :)

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  34. Mo: So sorry to hear about your cousin. My thoughts and hopes are with you that it is not anything too serious for her. :(

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  35. DeeDee: LOL at attaching the electical shock to certain areas..omg, i have some stories..but that was another life..no use re-hashing..haha. ;)

    Too fun! and made me laugh my ass off.

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  36. Y thank you Shirley...

    you know you hear people talk about peaches and cream skin and complexions....yes....well in my case it is valid....

    I think one is just born with those genes....but it doesn't run in families....I have a sister thats younger than I am and she looks like a sling-shot fed prune.....not a tooth in her head and so fat that the other day she sat on a quarter and 2 dimes and a nickel flew out...

    I just consider myself lucky to have all the A-list physical attributes that I have...and to be so humble....

    Yes...humble because I watched what sis went thru.....without the advantage of being beautiful like me....
    When she got acne in the 6th grade and all the boys were calling her "Shirley Pimple".....I didn't stand idly by.....

    I'd sit her down in front of the dresser mirror and say...now look.....look at yourself...I'd wipe away her tears and tell her...you don't look a thing like Shirley Temple....those boys are stupid!! Shirley Temple has that head full of thick bouncy curls!! Look at you hair!! Its thin and stringy!! Nothing like Shirley Temple!! And Shirley Temple is a movie star!! Where do those boys get this crap!!

    Then she would remind me...they weren't calling her Shirley Temple...they were calling her Shirley Pimple.......

    and well...her face did look like a pizza pie....so I just didn't have anything else for her....

    other than to get a rake and help her pop some of that mess....

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  37. Along with your beauty DeeDee comes your wonderful sense of compassion and your unlimited wealth of knowledge. How fortunate we all are to know you.

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  38. well thats what I thought Shirley....I just didn't want to blurt it out.....

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  39. eh hem!!!! Uh.....I think your sister is prettier than you! And I even think your other sister is prettier than you! AND SHE'S DEAD!!~

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  40. Good Lord! I have visuals of those electrodes attached to naughty spots and then it turns into the amazing "Arnold Schwarzenegger Vagina" able to squeeze big and small penisi into.....well you get the drift.

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  41. Mo sending (((hugs))) I hope everything will be ok.

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  42. DeeDee & LynnD: You two are too funny!! LOL!!

    Well, I walked 26,737 steps so far today, only a measly 8.4 miles today which means I need to get back out and take my beautiful little doggies for a walk. I would be happy with 10 miles today. :) I am so happy it is finally sunny and I got a terrible burn on my neck so you can officially call me a redneck from Kentucky! Sweet, huh!

    It's so perfect here right now, son is barbecuing with the smell of pork and sweet potatoes in the air, grass is mowed, humidity is dropping down and I have had the best day today with my family! Other son and mom are coming over too in a little bit. Life is JUST TOOO GOOD SOME DAYS!

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  43. lol at Lynn D.....I wish I could remember....lol

    a va-jay jay able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...!!

    Tina!! You just had to bring up my dead sister!! If I have told you one I have told you 1000 times....she died of natural causes!! Ga!!

    Ya kill one husband and the world points a finger!!

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  44. I would love to stay and play...especially since I have injected so much fun into the nest today....

    But guess what....Lisa sister is giving a "trailer trash" going away party for Lisa and Mark.....she bought a new airstream and truck to pull it....gave away her BMW...and has almost completely unleashed all her earthly responsibility to hit the road with no map or plan....just to go wherever the road leads.....I hope with all my heart that the road leads back to Bryan and that this isn't goodbye...but I have to let go and let her do this her way.....

    I say that as I lash myself to the bumper kicking and screaming...NOOO!!!!

    She just told me on the phone that she has a sentimental gift for me....so tonight is going to be rough....

    I know I practically never say it....but I know you all care...and I appreciate it....a lot...

    Have a great Saturday night!!

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  45. Ahhh...DeeDee! :) I care. :) And, best of luck tonight..!! HUGS!

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  46. ATTN KMART SHOPPERS:

    I just spoke to MO. Her cousin is STILL in the ER. They took x-rays and by the grace of God she did not break any bones, but she is not able to stand by herself. So they are admitting her overnight. Poor MO sat in the room she was suppose to be admitted to for 3+ hours....finally went back down to the ER and her poor cousin is still sitting down there. They decided to run more tests before moving her. MO will post more when she gets home.

    NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED BLOGGING ♥

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  47. DEE DEE - Give Lisa a "booty bump" from me ♥ Luv u!!

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  48. Tina & DeeDee congrats on being our "Saturday Sluts!"

    DeeDee, Aw, yes we care.I will be thinking of you tonight.

    Mo, I am glad you were able to keep your cousins company during their trying time. Good thoughts and prayers going to Your Cousin.


    Bout the scary mask thingy. I think I will take my chances with wrinkles and age spots. I would be afraid the mask would accidentally become permanently attached to my face!!

    I have a regular night and morning regimen I use on my face. Too bad the mirror keeps showing an old lady. I need to get a new mirror! lol!!

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  49. So glad all you sluts are having a great day!! I just sat around a sound studio... Nothing like that THX surround-sound whilst bouncing, um... nevermind. Just, WOW. Didn't know those screening rooms had reclining chairs!

    I think I could learn to enjoy Slutty Saturdays. Totally not my nature, you understand. But for the good of the Nest, I'll give it a whirl.

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  50. DeeDee... my heart truly goes out to you. I know you'll shed tears, but let them be tears of joy for the time you had with her, and joy for doing things her way. Goodbye isn't forever, as long as the memories are alive.

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  51. Okay..they may be the sluttiest but I am pretty darn slutty for getting the 69 on Slutty Saturdays! haha!

    If only a ship passing in the night could see how slutty I have been today...roflmaooooooooo! I took a nice long hot bath and I feel so good right now!

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  52. shhhhh....i think Bebbi is touching herself~ ijs~

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  53. Tina LMAO!!!! I'm glad I was done eating my carot cake or I would have choked!

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  54. DeeDee It will be very difficult to say goodby to your friend but I know you are happy for her that she gets to do this her way. (((HUGS)))

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  55. MO I hope things get resolved for your cousin soon. (((HUGS)))

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  56. Bebbi, be careful with those electronic "toys" in the bath. You might shock yourself. Oh, wait. That might be a plus!

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  57. Bonachichi: LOL! Well, I do have a whirlpool but I didn't use it..and yes, the electronics in the bath would not be good.. I had candles lit and hubby came in and put a lit incense in the room..it was nice and relaxing..

    Nothing sexual, just a little me time. I don't care much about the sexual just about the sensual. And the relaxation, and the cleanliness and the quiet time..you get the idea.

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  58. I'm glad you had a good day Bebbi!

    I enjoyed reading everyone's comments on the video I found. Thanks!

    Good night Owls!

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  59. Okay..heading to bed now..need rest..walked a LOT today..got over 30K in steps. :) Take care all and hugs..

    DeeDee: I hope tonight was more pleasant than you expected.


    Tina: And, who doesn't pleasure themselves once in a while? Even if it is just with a lovely bath.


    J/L: haha


    Shirley: Loved the video..very stimulating conversation starter and very appropriate for Slutty Saturday.

    Take care all and to all a good night...Ho Ho Ho

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  60. I just got home from the hospital. They kept Joanne in the ER from noon until 11 pm. The leg and hip are just bruised, but since she can't apply any pressure they admitted her. Since she was being admitted, they started running a bunch of tests. Her blood counts were REALLY low (we knew she was anemic at best)and they found blood in her stool. They did a CT scan of her abdomen and are awaiting those results. They started her in IV fluids and are giving her 5 units of blood. The blood transfusions will take 20 hours. They were debating about taking her to a regular room or ICU. They decided to start the transfusions in the ER so she can be monitored and finally about 11 they wheeled her and her bag of blood to her room.

    In many ways she is very lucky. At her age and having 2 falls and not to have broken anything is a miracle. Her BP and heart rates are good. I hope the CT is clear and all the problems she has had over the last couple of years will be gone with the blood. At one point she looked at me and asked me if she had Cancer. I told her no, that if anything like that showed in her labs, she would have been moved to Oncology right away. I hope that is right. Then she kept apologizing. I feel so bad for her.

    Thank you all for the hugs and prayers and positive thoughts. Please keep them going a bit longer, ok?

    I am so tired. I will go back to the hospital tomorrow.

    Thanks again.

    {{hugs}}

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  61. DEE DEE...thoughts and prayers for you tonight

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  62. Mo, Still keeping your cousin in my prayers. I don't know why I wrote 'Aunt' in my other comment. Guess my brain wasn't in gear. Sorry.

    DeeDee, we all know you are a softie even though you would never admit it. Your secret is safe with us.

    J/L, I have some vanilla bean ice cream and chocolate syrup to go with that carrot cake.

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  63. Hey Di, are you still having fun in Chi um I mean Texas?

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  64. SACBARB...it's ok. I knew what you meant and knew it was straight from your heart

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  65. Good night Hooters. Gotta get up early. Have a nice Sunday.

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