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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

~ Les ~

by Tina~in_ut





My kids taped the MTV Movie Awards or as I call it, The Twilight Awards!!  I fast forwarded through the show to see if there was anything worth watching before deleting it.  The kids saw me doing this and told me to watch Tom Cruise.  I couldn't find Tom Cruise.  They showed me this short, balding, hairy guy who was throwing a half nekkid tiger off the stage.  I really didn't believe it was Tom until they showed Katie in the audience clapping and grinning from ear to ear.  He was supposed to be his character, Les Grossman, from the movie Tropic Thunder (never saw it).  I couldn't stop laughing.  Tom keeping up with Jennifer Lopez.  I guess you'd call this acting.

55 comments:

  1. OMG!! Tommy can dance!! I would have never known that was him.....

    I think Tom has gotten such a bad rap....he is amazing IMO....

    I wonder if he dances like that for Katie??
    when they are alone....
    at night....
    naked....

    OH! OH! OH! OH! FIRE ALARM! FIRE ALARM!

    ZORCH ON FIRE!! ZORCH ON FIRE!!

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  2. Good Morning Hooters!

    DeeDee you look exceptionally beautiful this morning.

    I can't play a vid- as a matter of fact there is no vid--???

    My shoulder is getting better, slowly but getting better. I am trying my best to not over use it until I go on vacation. Thanks for asking peeps.

    The sun is finally is finally out. Makes me want to go play- not sit at a desk though.

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  3. I was so excited about the sun I couldn't form a sentence. The sun is finally out~~~~finally. LOL

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  4. mornin Goldie & DeeDee!

    DeeDee, Get the fire extinguisher!! It's too early for a Zorch attack!

    Goldie,I'm glad you are being a good owl and letting your wing heal!

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  5. Good Morning!

    TINA: I actually saw "Tropic Thunder"..it was a weird movie. I don't think I would have been interested in seeing it if Matthew McConaughey wasn't in it! When Tom Cruise first appeared..I had no idea it was him. When Mr Z told me who that obnoxious, arrogant ass was..I was shocked. I'm not a Tom Cruise fan..but damn he played that part well. I always wondered if he was really acting.. ;)

    The video was great TINA..I thought seeing that character once would be enough..but I really liked the dance number!

    DEEDEE: You're not only beautiful..but very hot today!! :D

    GOLDIE: I'm glad your shoulder is feeling better! Why are you so excited about the sun? We have sun all..the..time.. ;)

    MARY: It's never too early.. :D

    Back to work on the house..thanks everyone for your words of support and encouragement..it really helps! Have a great day! :)

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  6. Whew....the blinding beauty is overwhelming me right now....DEEDEE, you look marvelous~!!!!

    ZONA: Good luck on that house cleaning again today. You will be surprised how great you will feel.

    GOLDIE: When is your vacation? I am feeling like you. This surgery I am having will put me completely out of commission for two months...the whole summer the kids are off....just found this out so needless to say I am bummed big time!! I hope your shoulder works good for your vacation but be sure you don't over-do it. At least I can plan for mine.

    MARY: What are you doing up so early? I thought you were a night owl and night owls sleep late. On that note, what the heck am I doing up before my early alarm even went off?

    TINA; Cute video. I would have never known that was Tom Cruise. He has come a long way from sliding in on his underwear days of singing.

    Ok....guess I had better get in the shower.

    Hello to all the owls that come in after me. It does feel strange being number 8.

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  7. Zona, may not be too early for you, but way too "late" for me here! kwim? lol!!

    Diane,do you have time to meet me in Vegas before you put your legs up? Well, that didn't come out right lol!
    Remember, we have a puppy in da house now! She likes to pee early!

    BBL, I am off to the mall......

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  8. TINA - Caught a repeat of the MTV Movie Awards and saw this performance. I knew it was Tom, but had never seen Tropic Thunder. He did a great job keeping up with "Jenny on the Block"!!

    DEE DEE - How's your zorch doing now?

    GOLDIE - Just got off of work and plan on sitting out in the sun all afternoon :O~

    MARY - You're up early today!! I hope the sun is shining on you, too!!

    ZONA - Keep up the good work!!

    DIANNE - I hope your appt goes well. ♥

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  9. Happy Wednesday Owls.

    Tina, That was...interesting. When that half nekkid tiger got off the piano I was afraid we were gonna see a little more than I wanted to see. I would have never have known that was Tom Cruise. I didn't see Tropic Thunder as I am not a fan of Tom or Matthew.

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  10. Jodi thanks for asking....I got calmed down....I just have to be careful thinking about hot men dancing and looking all seductive...gyrating hips... piercing eyes..... luscious lips...lean...tanned muscular bodies and bronzed beautiful calves...

    woahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    HOT ZORCH! HOT ZORCH!!

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  11. Ms. Dee, you are lovely in first today.

    Goldie, I hope your shoulder is all healed by your vacation so you can play with those babies.

    Dianne, Maybe the grandkids will have to take turns waiting on you all summer.

    Zona, hmmmm...sun in AZ...really? :)

    Mary, Can't you get that puppy on your schedule? LOL

    Jodi, enjoy the sun but don't forget your sunscreen.

    J/L, Thanks for QOTD.

    Carol, (((HUGS)))

    From A-51:
    Mo, My son has had two interviews. They both said they will make a decision this week.

    Waving a wing to all the other Owls. I hope you all have a good day.

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  12. Whew....its a slow day at the manor.....[quietly enters as everyone is sleeping]

    perfect time for me to measure some of you while you're sleeping....and get some locks of hair and fingernail clippings.....

    [shirley awakens when nail is clipped]

    oh its nothing dear...you were dreaming...go back to sleep....

    well lets see...looks like thats every thing I need.....

    [switches everyones shoes with the others and gently closes the door]

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  13. Evening Glories!

    Deedee BAM beautiful!

    I have always thought Tom Cruise was very talented, but I was surprised he could really dance. More to him than meets the eye. I really think his issue is the parts he has picking lately. Somehow they just don't fit him.

    goldie so glad you are starting to feel a little better. Yes rest it before vacation. Need to have that drinking arm in shape. :)

    Dianne that sucks that the surgery will have you down for 2 months.

    Sacbarb I am keeping my fingers crossed for your son.

    Hmmmm I seem to have broken a toe nail while I was sleeping. :(

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  14. Hello hello, anybody home?
    I can hear my echo! I think DeeDee got everybody's zorch over heated! Come out of those bedrooms everyone!!!

    K 4 U..I am going to my farms,,,(stomps out and slams the Manor door!)
    Was it my imagination or did someone pull on my hair?

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  15. Help....I just fell down with these little baby shoes that I have on. I think they are Mary's. Why are they on me...oh no, looks like MARY has on my 12's!!! What the heck is going on in this manor today and where is everyone?

    WAKE UP!!!! IT'S DAY TIME NIGHT OWLS!!! DEEDEE, why are you sneaking all around the place?

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  16. DeeDee: Way to go on first!

    Tina: That was a good video! Enjoyed it..even if my tooth chipped while I was watching it.

    Uggh..guess where I have to go now...

    Okay..if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all WOAHHHhhh

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  17. Dianne: Sorry to hear about your surgery..! I missed it, when do you go?

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  18. WTF is going on here? I have a chunk of hair missing, my nails are cut and I have on some big ass tuna boat sized shoes...and it smells like burning zorch...WTF?

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  19. lol Mo..and my teeth are falling out.

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  20. My daughter just gave me those..some fancy handmade by Cubas..from Key West..shoot..they were brand new! I wonder where the heck they went and how I ended up with these old tennis shoes..and they smell.

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  21. BEBBI...how was your camping trip? And at least you didn't get stuck with a pair of TINA's smelly crocs!

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  22. Maureen: It was so great. I have pics up on Facebook. None of me though because I took all the pictures lol. I got to go fishing and caught two. The first night was scary as hell though because we had bad storms. The van was rockin (and has hubby says, "so stick your cock in"..) but it wasn't rockin from that, it was rockin from the wind! haha.

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  23. On Saturday morning we were supposed to go out on a boat but we didn't end up going because everyone was so exhausted from being up all night. Oh, and don't have to go pee in the middle of a bad storm..you just might have to open the back door of the van, hop out and squat in between heavy showers...oh to be in touch with nature..haha.

    Good times! Made smores at the campfire, talked with friends, rode bikes, fished, went on trails, saw the raccoons and turtles..even had the raccoons get our garbage..reset the tent after the storms..and generally had the best time in nature. :)

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  24. BEBBI...Sounds fun. I always like camping...at the Ritz Carlton!

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  25. Mo, it was fantastic! Seriously..the one problem..when you are camping and have to ride your bike to the restroom..well, you have to go and then you ride the bike and traveller's butt sets in and then you can't go..so then you head back to camp and you sit around and talk and then you have to go again and then you ride the bike and traveller's butt sets in..and well, you get the picture..it was not a good weekend for #2.

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  26. dum de dooo.....oh! Hello everyone.....

    Whats shakin'?

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  27. My 4th chin and belly fat...what's shakin with you?

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  28. nut-n-honey!! Just been having a nice quiet day....

    Maureen...I don't mean to ne nosy...but aren't those shoes a little large for your feet? [snickers]

    [sees nail clippers on floor...kicks under sofa]

    OMG...look at the time...I have to run and get my POWERFULBALL ticket for tonight!!!

    zooom.........

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  29. haha DeeDee..I just went and got mine..sorry hon, I got the winner.

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  30. DEE DEE...the shoes will be fine...after I eat a few pounds of salt and my feet swell a few sizes!

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  31. lol.....i didn't know Tom could dance either....but I can't stand the boy~ He's weird between the ears~

    Congrats on sorta decent, DeeDee~ Isn't that my bookmark I see in first?~

    Bebbi~ I miss camping~ I'm gonna tell hubby we have to go~

    Barb~ crossing fingers for ur son~ My son had a job all lined up and was supposed to start on Monday. She told him Monday morning that there isn't enuf work for him. Thank God he can still work for his dad during the summer~

    Goldie~ I'm with Lynn D (on this, anyway! :)~ You gotta get that drinking arm all better~

    Mo~ where in the butt is ur 4th chin? ya gotta be kidding me~

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  32. DeeDee BAM Chiquitas? Were you smashing bananas this morning? I can still feel the heat from your hot zorch. Damn, Lady! When your gynocologist examines you, does he wear oven mitts?

    Goldie For some reason, I woke up wearing red stilletos. I think they must be yours. ;)

    Zona I remember one particular time when Tom Cruise was an obnoxious, arrogant ass in real life. I don't think he is, normally, though, and he did apologize later. I do think he's quite a good actor.

    Dianne I still like that scene where Tom slides in wearing a long shirt and socks. :)

    Mary LOL @ Dianne putting her legs up. Such an innocent question but it sounded so naughty.

    Jodi I hope you had a chance to relax and enjoy the sunshine. muah!

    SacBarb You're welcome! And keeping my fingers crossed for your son.

    LynnD I hate to tell you this but you have a chunk of hair missing in the back.

    Bebbi It sounds like you had a memorable time even if it wasn't always as comfortable as you might want. I'm not a camper, myself. It seems like too much work to me.

    MO Exactly! That's my kind of camping. I at least want my own bed and a bathroom.

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  33. Tina Thank you for the blog today. I didn't see the whole movie but I did see clips of this character that Tom played. If I remember correctly, his name didn't appear in the credits so it was kind of like a little joke he played on everyone.

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  34. J/L: It was super..I loved every minute of it...really! :) It wasn't as much as it sounded and it's so fun! I didn't wear makeup for 3 days and I got so dirty. I am a Tomboy at heart...and just love it. Nothing feels better than a nice shower when you've got really grimy and dirty from playing.. :) it was super.

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  35. Tina: Yes, it is fun! You should go..did you ever go with your kids? Hank set up the a/c in the van and was fiddling with it all weekend. It was nice and cool in there. You can see a picture of our set up if you go on Facebook. And the gazebo/tent that I kept putting up all weekend..haha.. But, I will have you all know that Hank didn't have to touch that tent. I set it up in the dark on Friday night, set it up again on Saturday morning and took that thing down and put it away. He didn't touch a thing. And, I cooked him breakfast on my little camp stove I got from Ulta cosmetics..haha. Breakfast and dinner! lol.

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  36. Okay Ladies..I am heading to bed..goodnight all and sweet dreams. I have to call the dentist in the morning and make an appointment to get this chipped tooth fixed. I have never had a chipped tooth before, what do they do to fix it? At least it's not in a noticeable location..uggh...

    I hate the dentist! uggh.

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  37. Bebbi....for a chipped tooth they make a gold frame and the area that is chipped is where they make the frame a little wider...I'd recommend getting white and yellow gold....makes it easier to accessorize....

    J/L...lmao @ oven mitts....sigh....but no...he does wear a condom though...

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  38. DeeDee, I was on my way to bed and spit out my last sip of Sangria!!
    "He wears condoms" lol!!

    I hope I don't have nightmares tonight! Read my blog and see why! (Tina,I know, I'm a tease!)

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  39. Dee..

    Area 51.. I liked what you said about the silver lining.. perhaps the future will show this.. you have made me hopeful...

    Thank You

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  40. Bebbi..

    I would have borrowed Sal's commode, before I took a bike a ride to go the bathroom.... Prior to use I would have washed it tho..

    He would have liked what a wrote, he was one to take a good laugh on his expense..

    When they took his toe off, I told him, his pedicures would be cheaper.. he said to me.. LOL

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  41. I am very nervous about tomorrow night.. I hope I am strong enough, to keep a brave face..

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  42. Bebbi..

    I gotta tell ya, your camping trip sounds divine.. except for the bathroom part..

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  43. Tina..

    Thanks for the blog today.. I did not watch it tho.. it seems I can't concentrate on much lately.. I will revisit it next week..

    Thanks for doing all you do..

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  44. Mary~ He wear condoms so he doesn't get any of her diseases~ ijs~

    Carol~ you'll be just fine....who am I kidding....you'll cry....but it will be a good cry~ He's got a permanent smile on his face now and is at peace~ :)

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  45. Bebbi~ We have a tent trailer.....we used to go camping all the time...there are so many places to go in Utah alone~ We've been to Colorado and Arizona as well~ It's so much fun! And yes...that first shower when you get home....Heaven~

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  46. Geez Tina..

    condoms and telling me I will be fine all in one comment.. so exactly what are you trying to say.. :O)

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  47. just this:

    Carol~ you'll be just fine....who am I kidding....you'll cry....but it will be a good cry~ He's got a permanent smile on his face now and is at peace~ :)

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  48. Tina..

    Ok.. stop yelling.. I will try and get some sleep.. hopefully I will

    Thanks..

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