by SacBarb
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they’re more screwed up than you think.
I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!
I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.
If not.....tough shit!
wow...a sacky blog~ :D
ReplyDeleteLook Sacky~....look how pretty I am~
ReplyDeleteThanks for sending this....I read it to Janice and we both had a good chuckle~
ReplyDeleteMorning Glories!
ReplyDeleteTina I think Janice is the prettiest today. imjs
I agree with all of those Sacbarb. Especially the part about if things aren't working the kids broke it!!!
Sorry I was MIA yesterday I was on the run again. Food bank and then I was home for just a few hours and had to turn around and go get a food handlers card. Damn class was 2 hours long. By the time I got home I fell into bed.
Jennifer it is time to think only about what is good for you and the kids. Period. Dad needs to get his shit together. IMHO
Lynndie~ you made Janice's day~ Of course, mine has gone to pot~ but hey...who cares~ :)~
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ReplyDeleteWhabby I have not had a blissed out summer since I was about 13. That is the last time I could wear a bikini and lay around in the sun.:)
Happy Thursday, Hooters! SacBarb, I live my life a little differently. It doesn't work for most, but it does for me.
ReplyDeleteIt seems summer has come to the USA. Shirley, what about you? Everybody stay cool!
Bonachichi~ guess what? I'm in another training class.....got my crocheting ready to go~ :D
ReplyDeleteGood morning!
ReplyDeleteLoved the words of wisdom this morning Sac Barb!
Jennifer, hang tough!
Bona, we are set for 95 degrees today.
Hi Lynn!
Have a good day, I'm off to work!
Cute blog Barb. Pretty much dead on too!
ReplyDeleteGood morning to all you hooters, I am waving a wing at you all11
Tina, I'll learn to crochet if you deal with my Saudis.
ReplyDeleteDid I read that Tina is crochety?
ReplyDeleteWaving at Janice!
Oh and Tina I thought you were avoiding pots?
Hi EBJ, Bon, Goldie!
Lynndie~ Janice is waving back~ :D
ReplyDeleteHi Janice and all the other owls....
ReplyDeleteBarb: I agree with all those mature things...I hate that vomit one.
Today is PT and then tonight we get to go and have dinner with an out of town cousin.(from Longview Lynn). Went to my grandsons 5th bday the other night at a bowling party It was funny to see the expression on the staff face when I wheeled in with my wheelchair to a bowling alley. It was 100 outside and their air conditioning was broken..so much fun. (I bowled a 300 ..j/k)
Nothing else new out here...except that I am very bored!!!
Hope you are all doing well. Thinking about you Shirley.
Happy thong Thursday! I am writing from our local gross-ery store's food court. I am using their wireless network. Mine is out of commission until next week. Easy on the FV gifting. Tina, you will have to cover for me (I know, I know!!)
ReplyDeleteThe Mr & I are going out for dinner and on to the Casino. It is super hot & humid here in Mich. Bad storms coming in later tonight I hear.
SacBarb, loved your blog! Especially the " Don't compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you are" lol!!
Have a great day everyone!!
Happy Thursday Owls.
ReplyDeleteTina, You and Janice are very pretty today. I sent you this as a blog because I was told to send it on to 5 friends. I thought this would fulfill the requirement, because as you know, I ALWAYS do what I'm told. ::cough:: Thanks for posting it.
As for me, I can relate to all of the "truths" listed, especially the last one. Some people in our lives leave all too soon and some, well...but none of you fit in that category. ♥
Waving at Janice, Tina,LynnD,Bonnachi, EBJ,Goldie,& Diane~~~~~~~~
ReplyDeleteI have many errands to do this afternoon, so I shall return. I hope you are all having a great day. BBL
ReplyDeleteEvening Owls!
ReplyDeleteTina #1...no surprise there!
Sacbarb those were funny! I related to the second one the most. Thanks for sharing.
Thinking about you too Dianne. I hope you are able to get around better soon. ((HUGS))
ReplyDeleteGood Afternoon!
ReplyDeleteSACBARB: There's a whole lot of wisdom packed into those little sayings..all of them are so very true. I was just about to write 'well, except for the one about the kids breaking things because I don't have any children'...then I thought about Mr Z..and I guess it IS true after all!! :D
Thanks for the grins today BARB..much needed and much appreciated!
TINA: You and your crotcheting are gorgeous today! :D
MARY: Too many beehive parts burned out your wireless? LOL!
DIANNE: You spent the evening in an alley playing with balls? Fun! So..how bored are you? Made the call yet? ;D
Waving HI to LYNN, GOLDIE, SHIRLEY, JANICE and BONACHI!
It's 113 here right now..too hot to do just about anything..tomorrow it's supposed to be 117..and that will rule out doing everything else! :D
Have a good evening everyone!
MR Z just called..he's on his way home and said he wants to grill hot dogs and go swimming..yay!
ReplyDeleteMr Z brought home Cherry Slurpees! I know I know..but sometimes you've just got to throw caution to the wind and splurge a little.. :D
ReplyDeleteCute blog , I so enjoyed reading it. I nodded my head on most of them. :)
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ReplyDeleteZona, It sounds like Mr. Z won't need to start a fire to grill. Just put the grill in the sun and cook away.
ReplyDeleteLynn, Did you have a good nap?
Mary, Hope you win big.
Dianne, The visual of you actually bowling in a wheelchair boggled my mind. You should have tried it.
Shirley, Been thinking about you and hoping you're OK.
EBJ, It got to 100 here today. Summer has arrived in Sac!
Goldie, I read that you were going to play golf. Is your arm all healed?
Bona, So, you are playing with the Saudis now?
Carol, I hope things are going well for you. Have you found any help yet?
Mo, Our State Fair opened yesterday and they are serving chocolate covered bacon. Did you get your arse shaved again?
I'm OK SacBarb. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteGood night Owls.
SacBarb; yes. Just some learning apps for our desert friends.
ReplyDeleteTINA: Why were you working on your day off today? I just thought about it now.
ReplyDeleteHad a nice dinner and visit with Washington cousins and then home again to same old same old....
Hope you all (including me) have a good solid night sleep.;.
ZONA: I don't know what phone call I was going to make..my mind must be going with all this sitting around.
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ReplyDeleteGood night and sweet dreams everyone. Thanks for all the comments.
ReplyDeleteomg! fell asleep before 8pm....and woke up at 3:21am! Thought I had to work this morning....realized it's my one day off this week! Didn't have a blog set for today! SO GLAD to "see" you, Carol! .....and three times at that~ Now I can go farm! :D
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