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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Cucumber Sandwich

by EBJ




This cracks me up!!

25 comments:

  1. In the immortal words of Otter to the Dean's wife in the Food King (Animal House), "Mine's bigger than that"!

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  2. Otter: "Vegetables are very sensual, don't you think?"

    Marion Wormer (Dean's wife): "No. People are sensual. Vegetables are sensuous".

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  3. Actually, it was the other way around.

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  4. But why quibble when the topic is cucumbers?

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  5. Good morning whabbear....!!

    I have to admit I am always standing in the produce section at the cucumbers fantasizing... gripping...agog at the possibilities.....waiting for a man to walk up so I can discuss a cucumbers size and quality....

    oops! I had better shuddup! I feel my zorch starting to heat up......

    But just ask Tina!! I had taken a friend to do her marketing the other day and while she was busy with all that I was up in produce arranging the cucumbers with small avocados and snapping pics which I sent to Tina on the spot...

    Grocery shopping can be sooo much more.....when you don't actually have to purchase groceries....

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  6. DeeDee: BTW, I'm hosting a toga party this coming weekend, and you are cordially invited!

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  7. Hiya Whab!! Good to see you!

    DeeDee, I heard about your adventures shopping... Only you!

    Okay, maybe I'm a little slow... I didn't see where the vid was headed until well, it got there. Cucumbers, huh? Have to try that!

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  8. Whabby you pretty one...

    Chichi- I am in the same boat, didn't see that coming....

    Waving at all you hooters today---had a fabulous time with HODI last night and thanks to the Owls who had a hand in dinner~~ I promised that I would post pics of the flowers you sent me too- tonight is the night! LOL

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  9. One of my favorite shows Whab! Congrats on prettiest today.

    I didn't get the video at first either, had to watch it twice.

    Have a good day, I'm off to work!

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  10. Wow, congrats on first Whabby! You sure are pretty today!

    Carol: From Area 51: Thinking of you a lot. I know I have been bad about sending blogs and even appearing, been going through my own personal struggles. I sent you a blog today..

    Tina: I need to get your email address again. I couldn't find it. I need to put it in my phone.


    Going to watch the video tonight after I get home...

    I hope everyone is having a great day...!

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  11. Good Morning!

    EBJ: My sister and I often have a discussion while at Sweet Tomatoes..should you eat the skin of a cucumber or not? I'll have to show her this video and see if she changes her mind..lol..

    BEAR: Hello most gorgeous of them all! "Animal House"..one of the greatest movies of all time..along with "Blues Brothers"! I love it! :D

    DEEDEE: The last time Mr Z and I went grocery shopping..I asked him to go get a cucumber. He brought back this monstrosity thinking 'buy big, you get more for your money'. I told him "Go find one that is long..but skinny..they're much better." Since he doesn't like cucumbers he said "You would know"..I looked up and there were people grinning all around us! Eventhough my reason for wanting the cucumber was quite innocent..I felt myself blushing all the way up from my toes!

    BONACHI: I saw it coming from a mile away...hmmmm...LOL!

    GOLDIE: I'm glad you had such a good time..me and my four hairs are jealous of you both! :)

    BEBBI: Hello Sunshine! I'm going to practice uploading vids later today..that should prove interesting..! ;)

    CAROL: Your birthday party sounds like it's going to be so much fun..and just remember..turning 50 is just a state of mind..although my mind has been in quite a state ever since..HA! ;)

    Well I better get a move on..gotta skip the farming..going to get cleaned, drilled and filled today! No cucumbers will be involved!! ;)

    Have a great day everyone!

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  12. Bear...TY for the invitation...will this be in SF or PS?? I LOVE toga parties!!


    Did you hear about the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat?

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  13. DeeDee: LOL

    Zona: You can do it, you can do it..just go to youtube..hit share and have your facebook open already on another tab. I can't wait to listen to your selections!

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  14. EBJ~ I actually didn't get it the first time...but laughed my butt off the second time~ Thanks for sending the blog~

    Bear~ Ur so pretty this morning~

    DeeDee~ I think I remember all ur trips to the store with ur friend....from the pictures~ The cucumber you chose didn't seem that big...but maybe it's what ur used to~ :)~

    Bonachichi~ when you pick out a cucumber...make sure it's knobby~ :D

    Goldie~ I'm glad you and Jodi had fun~ :D

    Bebbi~ THANK YOU so much for waking up me and the Mr this morning~ ....actually...you woke up the Mr who woke me up and wanted to know why my phone was making all that noise~ I thought it was my alarm at first, but then remembered I don't work today~ ya goof!~ Oh....and tomorrow is all set~

    Zona~ My family will be in ur neck of the woods for the weekend...only cuz there is a family party...can't believe they are going to PHX in this heat...but then again....it's 100 degrees every day here...so what's the diff~ :D

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  15. Tina, make sure it's knobby? This from the good Catholic wife? Oh, LMAO! You are too much!

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  16. EBJ, too funny!

    Bear, Good to see you at prettiest today. Usually you fly in at the end of the day, so are you up early or still? :)

    Dee, get some ice on that zorch.

    Zona, four hairs? Do I even wanna know?

    Carol, Now that we know about your b-day bash, we may all crash your party. :)

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  17. Tina: So happy I could be of assistance this morning...haha..!!

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  18. ah...Tina...

    we all don't have the same "capacities" for large objects...ijs...

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  19. Thanks for all the comments on my appearance! LOL!

    Barb: Up early. Insomnia due to horrible things happening at work, including my main programmer basically announcing he was going on strike temporarily because his supervisor wouldn't authorize additional overtime.

    Ah, the joys of the working life.

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  20. BEAR....so handsome at first today!!

    I laughed at that clip today. The look on that girls face was priceless!!

    AREA 51: I put one of those neck things on my Xmas list for my girlfriend to get me last year and she wouldn't do it. I won't tell if I got one or not ......

    Hope you are all doing well. I can't sit at the computer for long as my leg starts to swell badly. I have tried to be off today as my friends are taking me to see South Pacific tonight and that will be a very long night and a pain with the wheelchair...I am lucky to have good friends that don't mind doing all this work.

    Thinking of all of you.....

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  21. I keep seeing "wheelchair". I never got a wheelchair. They just huck some crutches over my way and call me "Hoppit". I want a wheelchair.

    Whab, I wonder if your programmer knows unemployment is high. When I'm asked to work overtime, it's without pay and I'm happy to do it.

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  22. Whabby! I always knew you were beautiful! Especially your mind :)

    I have to admit after watching the vid 3 times I didn't get it! I know there are some innuendos, but couldn't really hear What was said at the end :(

    Michigan has a few counties under tornado watches and warnings. It is of course our first day of a 10 day county fair! The fairgrounds get flooded very quickly! The large "Grand River" runs right next to it.
    Golf ball size hail is falling west of us. I hope it continues to go south of us!

    Diane, sorry you are still hurting. Take good care of yourself!

    Goldie, I loved your pics on FB!

    Waving @ EBJ, Tina, Bonachi, Bebbi,
    Zona DeeDee,& SacBarb~~~~~

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  23. Mary Let's just say that women can use cucumbers for "entertainment" purposes.

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  24. Bear You were absolutely ravishing this morning.

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