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Saturday, August 14, 2010
~Boneral~
by Tina~in_ut
I'm sorry. I just couldn't help it. This makes me laugh my butt off!!!!~
last night at 4am I was dreaming and apparently fell...no...dove out of bed and hit my head/face on the night table....
As I laid on the floor near death...Belle thinks it time to play...so she is bouncing all over the place.....
I get my bearings....go to the mirror and see blood so I grabbed a handful of tissue to blot and away we go....outside....I get about halfway across the backyard when the sprinklers come on...
I run...as best I can with my head injury....across the yard toward the house...getting soaked along the way.....then I kick the shit out of a stone step with my big toe....as I am writhing on the stone floor in pain I notice 2 large scorpions headed my way....and I think...OK! This is it! This is how its all going to end!
They are going to find me wet..with a broken toe ...a blackeye...scorpions...and this little dog dry humping my head...
well obviously I am back in the dry safety of my house....injured but not dead....just glad I can tune in and watch these dogs fucking....
Another day of Ark building yesterday, but today looks promising. If you don't count the heat index. Tomorrow is actually supposed to be nice out. What is that like???
First time in 3 weeks I have woke up in my own bed on a Saturday-going away is nice, but being home can be nicer!
Oh, and I can hear your minds clicking already. I did NOT wake up in someone elses bed with them-Mr. Goldie was with me everytime. :)
ZONA...you poppped in while I was typing! 115? YUCK!! It'll be in the low to mid 90's here with a shitload of humidity. My hair is freaking out as I type!
Mo, yep! Still here. Sorry to hear about all your heat. We're having "terrible" weather, too. Mild with rain. I went for a walk early this morning... Fresh rain on the mountains smells GOOD!
It will get worse. Dinner at my house. Homemade delights with friends and plenty of wine. I know, I know. My plight is so much worse than DeeDee's kerfuffle, but someone's got to do the tough stuff.
A Hallmark Hall of Fame movie "November Christmas" is filming there for two weeks.....looks pretty fun...they have decorated the town like Christmas....
Hmmm..thought I would try going on one of my farms on FB..my computer had other ideas..it made a 'whirrrr click click click' sound and then re-booted..it kinda sounded like a slot machine..thought maybe I'd won something..guess not..phooey..if this dang thing had an ankle, I'd kick it.. ;)
Tina, you are sick sick sick!! That's what comes of watching all those cars racing around and around in circles!! Makes you eat your own shit I heard!!
There I feel better lol!!
I DJd a wedding reception this afternoon. The bride wanted an outdoor wedding (nature thing). It was a hot & humid MOFO! It sprinkled off & on. Luckily it never rained hard. I wish I would have taken a picture of the corner I was working out of! It was a Hunting & Fishing lodge. Right next to my DJ table was a huge, I mean HUGE head of an Elk! Mr Mary kept hitting his head on it. I am 5'nothing and barley cleared it! They had no A/C, but at least gave me a fan for my little corner! The bride & groom felt sorry for everyone & cut the reception short. I was soaking wet from the humidity. So glad to be home and dry! Need to check my farm & deliver a tree :)
DeeDee: Wow, I am so glad you are okay..my night was horrible last night..I got maybe 4 hours of sleep! Went to sleep at 1, woke up at 3:00, again at 4:30, again at 6, again at 7 to finally get up..each time stayed up for at least 15 minutes. I hate nights like that..uggh. I was so tired today.
Good Moaning~
ReplyDeleteGood moaning TINA to you, too. How pretty you are today.
ReplyDeleteGood moaning to Janice, too!!
hahahahahahahaha.....
ReplyDeleteTINA - Good moaning to you....very fitting for today's blog!!
ReplyDeleteGood morning MO & DEE DEE!!
Continuing with the purge today....WOO HOO!!!
speaking of blackeyes...
ReplyDeletelast night at 4am I was dreaming and apparently fell...no...dove out of bed and hit my head/face on the night table....
As I laid on the floor near death...Belle thinks it time to play...so she is bouncing all over the place.....
I get my bearings....go to the mirror and see blood so I grabbed a handful of tissue to blot and away we go....outside....I get about halfway across the backyard when the sprinklers come on...
I run...as best I can with my head injury....across the yard toward the house...getting soaked along the way.....then I kick the shit out of a stone step with my big toe....as I am writhing on the stone floor in pain I notice 2 large scorpions headed my way....and I think...OK! This is it! This is how its all going to end!
They are going to find me wet..with a broken toe ...a blackeye...scorpions...and this little dog dry humping my head...
well obviously I am back in the dry safety of my house....injured but not dead....just glad I can tune in and watch these dogs fucking....
Good Morning and moaning.
ReplyDeleteLMAO@deedee. Hope all your wounds heal properly.
Another day of Ark building yesterday, but today looks promising. If you don't count the heat index. Tomorrow is actually supposed to be nice out. What is that like???
First time in 3 weeks I have woke up in my own bed on a Saturday-going away is nice, but being home can be nicer!
Oh, and I can hear your minds clicking already. I did NOT wake up in someone elses bed with them-Mr. Goldie was with me everytime. :)
I didn't know Tina was into Doggie Porn.
ReplyDeleteGood morning to Mo, DeeDee, Jodi and yeah, Tina too!
Morning glories!
ReplyDeleteOh Tina is back in the prettiest spot today!
Okay I lol. Bonerol!! Would not surprise me.
Waving at Mo, Deedee, bon and Jodi!
oops missed my long lost sister, waving at goldie!
ReplyDeleteTINA: G'moaning! I'm glad to hear you're enjoying it!! :D
ReplyDeleteIs there really a dog that needs Boneral? LOL!
MO: I hope your day is a cool one..in more ways than one!
DEEDEE: Yikes..sounds like you almost had a Holden moment! I'm glad you're ok..do you think that someone might have a voodoo doll of you? ;)
JODI: Me too! :D
BONACHI: Thank you! :)
GOLDIE: It's going to be 115 here today..but at least it's a dry heat. I hate humidity..
LYNN: As long as they don't make doggy Extenz..that could be nasty nasty nasty.. ;)
btw DEEDEE..I hope that little yorkie in the vid isn't a friend of Belles..ijs.. ;)
Have a good day everyone! Let's see if this dang computer will let me post..
At the library and just saw the vid! Too freaking funny!!
ReplyDeleteDEE DEE...poor thing. You had a ruff (pun intended!) night. Hope you're feeling better today!
HODI...have fun purging! Remember not to purge any of the kids!
HOLDIE...LOL! We have crappy hot weather again this weekend, but we are supposed to get the nice weather on Monday. CAN'T WAIT!
LYNN...good morning glory!
ChiChi...Are you still in Italy?
ZONA...you poppped in while I was typing! 115? YUCK!! It'll be in the low to mid 90's here with a shitload of humidity. My hair is freaking out as I type!
ReplyDeleteMo, yep! Still here. Sorry to hear about all your heat. We're having "terrible" weather, too. Mild with rain. I went for a walk early this morning... Fresh rain on the mountains smells GOOD!
ReplyDeleteIt will get worse. Dinner at my house. Homemade delights with friends and plenty of wine. I know, I know. My plight is so much worse than DeeDee's kerfuffle, but someone's got to do the tough stuff.
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ReplyDeleteShirley!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen whats happening in Wolfville, NS???
A Hallmark Hall of Fame movie "November Christmas" is filming there for two weeks.....looks pretty fun...they have decorated the town like Christmas....
kerfuffle? KERFUFFLE!!??
ReplyDeleteso are you saying what happened to me in the wee morning hours was a "kerfuffle?"....an "imbroglio?"
more or less a "brouhaha?"
(paces back and forth shaking fist in air as steam passes from ears)
Maybe it's not a kerfuffle or abrouhaha...just a bit of klutziness? ija!!!
ReplyDeleteI HAVE THE GRACE OF A GODDAMN SWAN!!
ReplyDelete(turns and runs into wall)
BONACHICHI - I'm ready for the next step when you are. Give me a call!!
ReplyDeleteMO - Damn...you weren't suppose to tell!! *tiptoeing back to the dumpster to fish them out*
ReplyDeleteDEE DEE - Your crown is a bit more fitting.....imho!!
ReplyDeleteWaving a wing at GOLDIE, LYNN & ZONA!!
ReplyDeleteBack to the purge....just warm enough here so I'm sweating buckets!! But it feels sooooooo damn good ♥
That was a...very...interesting video Tina. What were you looking at when you came upon this little fasinating video?
ReplyDeleteGood evening Tina(moaning again I see), Maureen, DeeDee, Jodi, Goldie, Bonachichi, Lynn D and Zona!
ReplyDeleteI think it's time for all of us to have a little group grope. It's been awhile.
Hmmm..thought I would try going on one of my farms on FB..my computer had other ideas..it made a 'whirrrr click click click' sound and then re-booted..it kinda sounded like a slot machine..thought maybe I'd won something..guess not..phooey..if this dang thing had an ankle, I'd kick it.. ;)
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is:
ReplyDeleteZona: Since it's a dry heat, does that make it harder for dogs to hump?
DEEDEE: LOL Your Grace!! :D
ReplyDeleteSHIRLEY: Too hot to grope..how 'bout a quick hug instead.. :)
MO: Run run run went the a/c..cha-ching ching ching went the bill.. ;)
Ok..I'm off to see the wizard..have a good night all! :D
BEAR: LOL! Let me ask Nikki...she says it makes it "RUFF!" :)....:D
ReplyDeletesomeone please send me a magnolia tree in Farmville...its an emergency......
ReplyDeleteGood Moaning Tina! even if its 10:30 at nite.. :O)
ReplyDeleteGeez Dee.. you had a hell of a night!
ReplyDeleteTina.. I had no idea, not even a inkling, nope no idea at all.. That you were into doggie porn.. good for you for expanding your horizon's
ReplyDeleteLOL
Zona.. sorry about ur puter.. it crappy when they give us trouble. Lately I can't watch some vids.. so frustrating.. I feel ur pain.. :O)
ReplyDeleteTina, you are sick sick sick!! That's what comes of watching all those cars racing around and around in circles!! Makes you eat your own shit I heard!!
ReplyDeleteThere I feel better lol!!
I DJd a wedding reception this afternoon. The bride wanted an outdoor wedding (nature thing). It was a hot & humid MOFO! It sprinkled off & on. Luckily it never rained hard. I wish I would have taken a picture of the corner I was working out of! It was a Hunting & Fishing lodge. Right next to my DJ table was a huge, I mean HUGE head of an Elk! Mr Mary kept hitting his head on it. I am 5'nothing and barley cleared it! They had no A/C, but at least gave me a fan for my little corner!
The bride & groom felt sorry for everyone & cut the reception short. I was soaking wet from the humidity. So glad to be home and dry!
Need to check my farm & deliver a tree :)
Jodi: Group hug here, sorry I was on my mobile earlier but that was a great idea, Shirley!!
ReplyDeleteGROUP HUGS for Jodi and for all...okay going to read comments.
DeeDee: Wow, I am so glad you are okay..my night was horrible last night..I got maybe 4 hours of sleep! Went to sleep at 1, woke up at 3:00, again at 4:30, again at 6, again at 7 to finally get up..each time stayed up for at least 15 minutes. I hate nights like that..uggh. I was so tired today.
ReplyDeleteMary: Wow, sounds like it was a hot mess! Glad they cut it short...glad you are home and dry again. It was a hot one here todAy too.
ReplyDeleteI am not ok......my head aches....I feel like I have been beaten about the head.....I have a gash...swelling and a black eye.....
ReplyDeleteI so feel like my motor is in reverse for the past 48 hours. I so need to kick it in forward geer. :(
ReplyDeleteShirley, I need a hug too.
ReplyDeleteSHIRLEY & BEBBI - Thanks....I could feel that way over here in WESconsin ♥
ReplyDeleteZONA - Your comment back to WHABBY.....LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!
JENNIFER - sending (((hugs))) for you too ♥
MARY - Glad you're home and "dry" now ;)
CAROL - A sleepy wave to you as I head back to bed :O)