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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Some really BAD pick up lines!!

by Shirley


I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
I must be a Snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot!
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You sure have a great looking tooth.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
If you were a drug, I would overdose!
Is your dad a baker? Cause you have some nice buns.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Can I have your picture? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Do you have a band-aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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49 comments:

  1. Tina~in_utJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    Good Moaning~

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  2. Tina~in_utJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    wow!!! Shirley~ those really are bad~ lol~ thanks for sending the blog!~

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  3. Lynn DJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    3

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  4. Lynn DJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Morning glories!

    Shirley the only pick up line heard at our house in years is "Pick that shit up"!

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  5. BebbilaneJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    Good morning Tina..

    LOL love the pick up lines..too funny.

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  6. BebbilaneJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    Good morning LynnD!!

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  7. ZonaJanuary 25, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    SHIRLEY: Oh..those are very, very bad..but "Let's go around that rock, and get a little boulder." would have made me laugh! "Can I lick the film off your teeth" is just gross! And if someone is saying "You have a beautiful tooth." they've had enough and should just go home!!

    Good Morning TINA, LYNN and BEBBI!

    DIANNE: Good luck today!

    DEEDEE: Yeowch! I'm sorry to hear about your fall..I hope you're alright!

    JODI: I hope your computer is fixed soon!

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  8. DeeDeeJanuary 25, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    "you sure have a great looking tooth..."

    I love that one....I think I've used it....can't be sure this morning...my head is stabilizing after my near fatal accident yestiddy....

    oh now...don't give it a second thought...I am fine...

    she says as eye begins twitch uncontrollably...

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  9. ZonaJanuary 25, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    Yikes..I misquoted a bad pick-up line..it's 'great looking tooth'..well that's me, always exaggerating.. ;)

    DEEDEE: Get some rest! No twitching! :)

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  10. whabbearJanuary 25, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Terrible! LOL!

    Good morning, everybody!

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  11. bonachichiJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    Who needs pick-up lines when you have the internet? Where men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents.

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  12. bonachichiJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    DeeDee, I'm sorry you cracked your head. Did any loose change fall out?

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  13. sacBarbJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    Shirley, Those are REALLY bad, but REALLY funny, too! I can't imagine anyone thinking they will get lucky with a line like 'You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away' or My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.' And what's sexy about a rooster wearing sox? I guess I am just too old to understand this stuff!

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  14. sacBarbJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    Tina, good moaning~

    Lynn, LOL @ your pick up line.

    DeeDee, Hope the hole in your head is healing.

    Bonachichi, I see The Children Are All Right is up for some Oscars. Do you benefit if it wins?

    Waving a wing also to Bebbim, Zona, DeeDee, Bear, and all the other Owls. I hope everyone has a great day.

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  15. bonachichiJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    SacBarb, I don't benefit directly if The Kids Are All Right wins, but someone near and dear to my heart will. He's nominated for an award on that. Another one that's doing well for him is Brotherhood which was just released in the USA.

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  16. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    Tina Good mooooooaaaaaannnning! It was difficult to get that out without a coughing fit.

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  17. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    LynnD LOL @ your pick up line. I can relate.

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  18. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    Bebbi Those are definitely lines to watch out for in your new life as a single girl.

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  19. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    Zona I agree. The licking the film off of the teeth is super gross. How cold is it there, today? ;)

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  20. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Bear Good morning. I'm excited about the BABB in Sept.

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  21. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    Bonach Would that be the French guy you've referred to a time or two? If it's not too personal a question, is this a relatively new love in your life?

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  22. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    DeeDee You didn't by any chance trip over a toaster, did you?

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  23. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Shirley Thanks for the blog today. I liked the last one the best. "Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?" That would make me laugh.

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  24. DeeDeeJanuary 25, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    I am on my way to see "The Kings Speech"...which got 12 Oscar noms....

    I was excited to see if their would be a Oscar nom for sound mixing on "The Kids Are All Right"....no cigar...

    But thats the thing about Oscar...he comes back every year...

    Yes Barb...my head will be fine...I may say some crazy things tho in the meantime...like on your status endeavor...lol
    Just delete that when the time is up...I didn't intend to mess up what you are doing there...

    Oh I know...ur all saying "shes blaming crazy talk on hitting her head yestiddy?" ha hahaha

    I am excited to see this movie...will report and review later....

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  25. Mary/MIJanuary 25, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    "Moan" is the right word for today's blog lol! I moaned a lot while reading them! Good one Shirley!!
    The worst lines I ever had said to me was "Oh baby, I could learn to love you", and come on baby, "I have been fixed"Bwah ha ha!!

    Time to get on my treadmill......

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  26. bonachichiJanuary 25, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    Just_Lin; I needed someone to teach me how to say bad words in French. It seems that vegetables are often invoked during a French argument. Cauliflower, mostly.

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  27. Tina~in_utJanuary 25, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    in case anyone is interested in our weather......i just finished shoveling the snow off our driveway and sidewalks~ :D

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  28. Shirley(NCC-1701)January 25, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    Tina you have sidewalks on your estate? Wow!

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  29. Shirley(NCC-1701)January 25, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Glad you all liked the pick up lines! There was so many of them I think I'll make a part 2 and send them in for another blog! Stay tuned!!

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  30. BebbilaneJanuary 25, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    J/L: LOL..Yes, I suppose so..not that I will be needing to worry about that. :)

    I don't even realize when it's a date they are asking me for...he he.. I am so clueless.

    A person asked me to a poetry reading..and I said sure where is it.. then he said do you want me to pick you up..THAT was when I realized he was asking me OUT..not just meeting as friends..lol. I am so clueless! time.

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  31. BebbilaneJanuary 25, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    Hi Zona, Sacbarb, DeeDee, bonachichi (lol at kids are FBI agents), Whabby, Shirley, J/L, Tina and LynnD....hope everyone's day is going well..i am about out of here.

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  32. BebbilaneJanuary 25, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    Ohhh and hi Mary!! yes, it was a moaner..he he.

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  33. sacBarbJanuary 25, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    DeeDee, LMFAO @ your comment on FB. Waiting for my youngest, who posted right above you, to ask me about it.

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  34. DeeDeeJanuary 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    The Kings Speech was fantastic...funny...moving...I didn't want it to end....

    Not many movies do anything for me but this was magic.

    As I excited the bldg and the sun illuminated my tear stained face a lady walking near me said..."The Kings Speech?"

    ..Yessssssss....

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  35. DeeDeeJanuary 25, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    BTW...3 Oscars right off the bat...Colin Firth...Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter....

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  36. DeeDeeJanuary 25, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    and FYI..

    Tuesday morning the race heated up significantly with the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences handing the British drama "The King's Speech" 12 nominations — the most of any film this year.

    Joel and Ethan Coen's PG-13 western "True Grit" landed 10 nominations while "Social Network" and "Inception" each walked away with eight.

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  37. Dianne/DenverJanuary 25, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Hi Everyone.....Thanks for the movie review, DEEDEE. I guess I will go and see it soon.

    I spent the better part of my day at the dentist today.....and I hurt tonight still. I had to get seven shots!

    TINA, you aren't planning on sending me any of that snow, are you? I will pass this time ....thanks.


    SHIRLEY: Your blog is very funny....I loved them all. Guess I had better tuck them away for a rainy day....:)

    Getting ready to listen to the President. Hope everyone is doing well or better and has a good night.

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  38. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    DeeDee I'm glad you enjoyed the movie so much, however, you "excited" the building? How did you do that? By rubbing yourself up and down one of its columns? LOL

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  39. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Dianne I feel so sorry for you. I hope it stops hurting soon.

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  40. MaureenJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    SHIRLEY...those were soooo bad they were good! I would love to hear the responses they got!

    DEE DEE...hope you feel better soon.

    DIANNE...hope you feel better soon, too.

    TINA...shoveling should be No. 2 son's job

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  41. Tina~in_utJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    ah DeeDee~ so glad you loved the movie as much as i did...but you prolly loved it more, being the same age as them all....kwim?~ :D

    Di~ You should have been going to see the movie since "I" told you to go see it! ijs!!!!!

    Mo~ I shoveled so #2 wouldn't have to.....it's 7:05pm and no one is home yet from school~ SO glad I did it.....it's dark and freezing out there now~

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  42. Tina~in_utJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    J/L~ DeeDee prolly just walked out rubbing herself....she would NEVER rub herself up against something in public! Germs, you know~

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  43. MaureenJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    I can not get over how gray our President has gotten in the last 2 years.

    then again, so have I!

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  44. Shirley(NCC-1701)January 25, 2011 at 10:07 PM

    OK all you Owls what the hell is going on around here? Dianne is at the "dentist" AGAIN, DeeDee has ANOTHER hole in her head, Tina is doing MANUAL labor, Just Lin is STILL hacking up half a liver and Mary...well she's just Mary!! This place is falling apart!

    The only NORMAL ones are me and Whabbear!! HA!HA!HA!!!!

    OK, off to bed for me. I need to go into the office tomorrow morning for a bit. We start work on Monday and we still have computer transfers and updates to due. Just last minute stuff so when we open we can start doing tax returns and writing cheques. We have already had quite a few people calling. After this weekend you may not see me again until May!!

    Thanks for the comments today! Muah!! Nighty night Owls!!

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  45. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    Shirley Yeah, I already hacked up a lung. God, this is exhausting!

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  46. Just_LinJanuary 25, 2011 at 11:16 PM

    If anybody finds my lung, just toss it over on the naughty mat. I'll pick it up later. Thanks.

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