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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Widdle Wabbit

by Dianne 

         A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks,
 in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,  "Excuthe me,
 mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
 he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
 or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle 
  bwown wabbit over there?"   

 She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her 
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, 
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
 
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81 comments:

  1. Tina~in_utApril 20, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    Good Morning~

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  2. Tina~in_utApril 20, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    omg.....I have to tell you guys.....when Di sends me something to post on the blog, there is usually at least one picture that goes with it. It's NEVER an attachment! It's always in the body of the email. Ugh! I have the hardest time converting it in my computer to a picture so I can post it. So I started googling some part of the joke, or the title, or the theme.....whatever I need to do to find the picture on the internet. Then all I have to do is save the pic and post~ Easy! Well this time, I used the title of the blog to find the picture....and O M G ! ! ! ! ! ! I didn't get any pics of a small child! I GOT DILDO's!!!!!!!!~ Then I remembered Sex & the City.....and now I know what "wabbit" they were talking about! Thanks Di!!!!!!!~

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  3. whabbearApril 20, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    Ha! Good one, Dianne!

    Good morning, Tina! Aren't you glad you took over from Carol? LOL!

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  4. Tina~in_utApril 20, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    Bear!!! Are you outta ur mind?!!~

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  5. BebbilaneApril 20, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    Goood morning Tina!! :)

    LOL Tina...what a story...!! Unexpected surprises....he he.. I didn't know that a "wabbit" was associated with dildos!! he he..

    I love this one Di, so cute!! :)

    Hi Whabby! :)

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  6. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Good Morning Tina, Bear and Bebbi.

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  7. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    Dianne - That is the cutest story and the cutest picture. I thought her lisp would have something to do with the ending because it reminded me of a story that ends "Yeth and I am only sixteen". For the life of me though I can't remember the story.

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  8. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    Tina - I never saw "Sex and the City" so I have no idea what "wabbit" means. We couldn't get it in Canada unless we had a special channel. Then it came out after the series ended but it was highly edited. That was strange because Canadian T.V. is very liberal with its content. By the time it came here I had lost interest.

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  9. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    Bear - Are you coming to Canada this summer?

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  10. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Bebbi - If you have time please message me and tell me about the connection between "wabbit" and "Sex and the City". I am curious.

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  11. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    I am off to the Doctor's again this morning. Will drop back in this afternoon. Have a great day Little Owls.

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  12. BebbilaneApril 20, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Tink! I have no clue! I was noticing Tina's comment...I hope she explains it..lol! !

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  13. BebbilaneApril 20, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Tink: Hope the doctor's visit goes well.

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  14. Tina~in_utApril 20, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    lol....it's a vibrator.....a GOOD one~ :)~

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  15. BebbilaneApril 20, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    Oh thanks Tina... lol. Now, I will have to google. later

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  16. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    TINA - It's part of your inheritence ;)

    DIANNE!!! This is just what I needed today....THANK YOU!!!

    Waving a wing at BEBBI, WHABBY & TINKA :o)

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  17. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    TINKA - I don't think you're old enough to know about those ♥

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  18. BebbilaneApril 20, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    Jodi! :) Hello and waving a wing back at you! :)

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  19. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    Tina Aren't they all "good" ones? LOL

    You look lovely today with a bit of a blush to your cheeks. You haven't been playing with a wabbit, have you?

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  20. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    Dianne Cute one. Snakes don't bother me but having to feed them live food is not for me.

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  21. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    Bear Smarty pants!

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  22. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    Bebbi LOL @ Googling it later.

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  23. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Tinka Are you sure you want to know?

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  24. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 2:57 PM

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  25. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    HOdi This is exactly what you needed today? LMAO! I should not have this picture in my mind.

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  26. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    Maybe it's what LynnD needs, too. LOL

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  27. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    HOdi2 Thanks for QOTD. :)

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  28. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    SLIN - I needed to laugh!!! lol!!

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  29. Mary/MIApril 20, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    Tina, your moaning beauty is beginning to fade! I thought I was pretty hip on funky talk ha! ha!. I had no idea what "wabbit" meant...groan!

    Diane, sinister little girly lol!!
    cute.

    Bear, she has signed on for 5 more years :)

    bebbi & Tinka, I see you two are also "innocent" when it comes to dildos, especially furry ones ;-)

    area51, Jodi, I am glad you went back. For some reason it was bothering me. Your tears in front of your Dad showed your love. He may be tough on the outside, but I bet when it comes to you, he is a softy :)

    Justlin lol @ "You haven't been playing with a wabbit, have you?"

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  30. Mary/MIApril 20, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    We had a terrible rain,thunder, & lightening storm go through here late last night. Our little creek looks like a river. I am very glad all that rain was not snow like it was north of us!!
    Come on Mother Nature, it is no longer April 1st!!!

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  31. ZonaApril 20, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Good Afternoon!

    DI: Funny!! Poor widdle wabbit though.. ;)

    TINA: You say the wabbit is a 'GOOD one'..so I'm guessing you've tested a lot of vibrators..and the wabbit is your favorite, right? ;)

    TINK: I could send you the dvds of Sex and the City so you can catch up!! :);)

    JODI: LOL @ 'your inheritance' the box under the bed I presume? ;)

    BEBBI: I googled and all I got were regular rabbits..let me know what you find! ;)

    J/LIN: Now I'm going to have that pic in my head too!!

    MARY: Sending you hot air!! :D

    HI BEAR..you wascal you! :D

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  32. Shirley(NCC-1701)April 20, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Afternoon/evening everyone! I'm sorry I haven't been a good owl lately. I promise after tax season is over I will spend a week on the naughty mat.
    We have so much work to do I'm going in for 7:30 tomorrow morning. One business dropped off 2 boxes that stand about 3 feet high, full of recipts (we have already done 2 other boxes for him). Nothing is organized and it is for 3 years. Another business brought his papers in a small overnight duffle bag. Again nothing is organized. We have 3 other businesses to do plus the regular tax returns that people are bringing in. I only have 4 sitting here at home for me to do. But on the upside there is only 9 more official tax days that we are going to be open!!

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  33. Shirley(NCC-1701)April 20, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    Jodi my heart break for you. I am so glad you went back to your Dad's last night! He may say you don't need to stay, but I bet he doesn't want to be alone. I sat with mum for many hours. Most of the time we never talked, but I now know she liked having someone there with her. (((((((((HUGS)))))))) my friend.

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  34. Shirley(NCC-1701)April 20, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    Tina how come you aren't moaning anymore?
    Tinka it's great that you can post again!
    Bear, Bebbi, Lynn, Just Lin, Mary and Zona hi!!! **jumps up and down waving**
    Oh I forgot to say I like seeing Carol back here too!
    I'll be back when I can! Be good and don't fight! I have cameras hidden everywhere, so I know what goes on!!
    (((((HUGS)))))

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  35. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Just got back from Dad's. He is about the same as yesterday. We had some really heartfelt conversation. He truly is ready...whenever that might be ♥

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  36. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    MARY - I think you're right!! After all I am the only daughter ♥

    ZONA - wrong....brown paper bag ;)

    Thank you SHIRLEY!! A co-worker of mine agreed to take my short shift tomorrow, and I'm spending the night tonight. I didn't give him a choice, although he really didn't resist.

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  37. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    TINA - Asked Dad if he had any wishes for his funeral. He said 2.....The Old Rugged Cross & Communion. Dang...I think this Lutheran thinks he's Catholic!!!

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  38. whabbearApril 20, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Hi, Bebbi, Jodi, J/L, Mary, Zona, and Shirley!

    Tink: Yes! We're flying back to Toronto to celebrate my parents' 60th wedding anniversary in August! We're actually calling it the "90-80-60" party because my Dad also turned 90 this year, and my Mom hit 80!

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  39. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Home from the Doctor's. Nothing new. The syrinx can't be operated on because it is on the very base of the spine and it could cause paralysis. I will start some kind of rehab courses.

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  40. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Bear, that is wonderful that your parents are celebrating 60 years of marriage. It should be a lot of fun. We celebrated my sister and brother-in-law's 50th and it was great. Little did we know it was her last year.

    Too bad Toronto is 3000 miles from Victoria. I would have loved to have seen you. We still have to enjoy High Tea at the Empress someday.

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  41. Mary/MIApril 20, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    Whabby, 90-80-60!!! Amazing!

    Jodi, you are lucky your Father lives close by. I used to drive 45 miles when my parents were near the end. I would sit and talk and sing to them. Many days were agonizingly boring but I pictured them doing the same for me. No disrespect, but I would never tell them "they could go" until we were told their bodies were shutting down. Both parents hung on until all of us arrived. We sent them off with our singing. Everyone handles it differently. You in some way are preparing yourself for his departure. God bless you in the coming days. I wish I could sing to him :)

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  42. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Hi Shirley, I was wondering where you were. April is such a busy tax month. My daughter is a chartered accountant and she is so busy in April that she can't even take the time to celebrate her birthday this week. Even May is busy because the businesses get an extra month to file.

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  43. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    We are having Chinese food for dinner tonight. I am looking forward to that. Jack doesn't feel like cooking and I don't feel like cleaning up afterwards. A good deal all around.

    I have to check out my farms. Have a great evening. See you tomorrow.

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  44. TinkaApril 20, 2011 at 8:20 PM

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  45. iteachApril 20, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    Hello Everyone!

    Oh, Jodi, the talk that you and your dad had about his funeral brought me to tears. I feel like I know him. Hugs, my dear friend.

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  46. Mary/MIApril 20, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    woot woot, todays 4 digit lottery number is...6969! I don't play the daily, but I wish I had lol!!

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  47. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    MARY - None taken....the dr called my brother back and asked if he could call my Dad. He thinks that my Dad has either had a stroke or the very least small vessel damage in the brain due to lack of oxygen. He convinced my Dad to be assessed for Hospice in home care. Probably in the next day or 2. I would've never thought of telling him what I did just a week ago, but you see his body IS shutting down. Oh, and I do plan on singing for him ♥

    Thanks ITEACH...it's been really hard, but made a little better by the support of my friends ♥

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  48. goldieApril 20, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    LOVE IT!

    Hi Hooters!

    I have not been able to get on here..:( Wouldn't load yesterday and it JUST loaded tonight!

    Jodi- you know my feelings. It is time for him to have the peace of knowing that it is OK to go on to be with your Mom. I'm herejust call......

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  49. goldieApril 20, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    50!

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  50. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    GOLDIE....thank you ♥

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  51. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Just stopped home to pick up a few things. I'll be stopping back in the morning before the kids go to school. You all BE GOOD!!!

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  52. JodiApril 20, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    MARY - Oh, shoot....I thought you meant that I should sing for him. You would be soooooooo much better!! lol!! You never know...I might just call your bluff and put you on speakerphone ♥

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  53. Mary/MIApril 20, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    Jodi, so sorry. I didn't know he had deteriorated so much. I am ready to sing. We can do a duet! :)

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  54. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    HOdi Continued prayers for you and your dad. xoxo

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  55. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    Hi, HGoldie I hope your sinuses are better.

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  56. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 11:41 PM

    Shirley Good thinking, about the hidden cameras. I'll have to make sure not to scratch anything that could embarrass me. :)

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  57. Just_LinApril 20, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    Waving at Mary, Zona, and iteach!

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  58. Dianne/DenverApril 21, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    J/L and JODI: Just noticed the QOTD aNd NO I did not cook poptarts.....I cooked breakfast for dinner and to hear Louis you would have thought I cooked a Thanksgiving meal!

    Glad you all enjoyed this cute little blog today. I got a chuckle out of it.

    JODI: I am so glad your dad is willing to have Hospice come in and help out. You will be so happy with them and I think he will too. Sorry you are going through so much heartache right now...hugs to you. I could sing to him but he might cover his ears!!

    Hmmmm, anyone watch AI tonight? I still like Scotty but probably since he is country....Loren too.

    Tomorrow my friend and I are going with another friend to a nursing home to say goodbye to her husband. He has been very sick for the last few years aNd it is nearing the end. It is out of town so we will drive up in the late morning. I have known him for many years but he no longer knows any of us. He just turned 80 today.

    Congrats on first MISS TINA!!!!

    MARY; You can sing to me anytime. I love the little songs JODI leaves for me so I would love yours too.

    ZONA: Nice to see you are explaining to the owls what the "other" meaning is for a wabbit. Thanks for the info.

    TINA; I would send you my blogs different IF I knew how to do it...but you know me and computers.

    Hello and Good Night to BEAR, J/L, BEBBI, GOLDIE, SHIRLEY, TINK AND ITEACH. Hope I didn't miss anyone....

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  59. Dianne/DenverApril 21, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    60 Hmm....think I will try and 69 after all this time.

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  60. Dianne/DenverApril 21, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    I just don't know what to say to get there without straight out marching

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  61. Dianne/DenverApril 21, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    I guess I am going to be tedious

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  62. Dianne/DenverApril 21, 2011 at 12:10 AM

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  65. Dianne/DenverApril 21, 2011 at 12:11 AM

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  69. Dianne/DenverApril 21, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    Whew....got it in before one of you jumped on it....It is still a nice number

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  70. MaureenApril 21, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    Good evening feathered friends!

    DIANNE...tho cute!

    HODI...I'm glad you are staying with your dad tonight. It will mean a lot him and even more to you. I sat at the hospital and nursing home everyday with my mom and some days she just slept as I sat...and I wouldn't have missed it for anything. G-D bless you my friend.

    ZONA...you didn't send me the link, but SURPRISE...it opened!!! YAY!

    SHIRLEY...welcome back! I missed you.

    Went to Joni's dad tonight for the condolence call and didn't get home till 11 pm. Someone sent in a card with a poem about losing a mom and I bawled. I'm such a big old baby

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  71. TinkaApril 21, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    Dianne - You could never be tedious. You are too vivacious and of course young.

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  72. TinkaApril 21, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    Jodi - My thoughts and prayers are with you tonight. If your dad goes to hospice he will be kept very cozy and comfortable. I was so impressed with the attitude of everyone at the hospice here. It was so loving and peaceful, not sad at all.
    God bless your daddy tonight and keep him content.

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  73. TinkaApril 21, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    Mary - I think I am innocent when it comes to furry "whatcha ma call em". I guess that comes from being a teenager from the 50's.

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  74. TinkaApril 21, 2011 at 12:41 AM

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  75. TinkaApril 21, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    Thanks for the cute story Dianne. Jack really enjoyed it tonight.

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  76. TinkaApril 21, 2011 at 12:52 AM

    Good Night Zona, Tina, Whabbear, Bebbi, Jodi, Just-Lin, Mary, Shirley, Iteach, Goldie, Dianne, Maureen and Carol.

    An Irish Prayer

    May God give you...
    For every storm, a rainbow,
    For every tear, a smile,
    For every care, a promise,
    And a blessing in each trial.
    For every problem life sends,
    A faithful friend to share,
    For every sigh, a sweet song,
    And an answer for each prayer.

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  77. TinkaApril 21, 2011 at 12:54 AM

    79 - Off to my farms.

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  78. TinkaApril 21, 2011 at 12:54 AM

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  79. TinkaApril 21, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    Mary - I just skimmed through the comments and noticed that while I was rambling on you wrote a beautiful piece about sitting with your parents when their lives were coming to an end. It was so touching. I never saw it until now. It looks so disrespectful because I followed it and didn't even mention it. I think I was talking about Chinese food for dinner. I am very sorry. I know that would have been a very difficult time for you. Losing ones mom and dad it one of the hardest things we have to endure. Again I am so sorry.

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  80. Dianne/DenverApril 21, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    Why am I awake?

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  81. MaureenApril 21, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    Because you aren't asleep? Just a guess :)~

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