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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Walmart Cake

by Sac Barb
(Note: Make sure you read the story under the picture )
Keep in mind this actually happened.
  This cake is for someone who was moving. 



Okay ,  so this is how I imagine this conversation went: 


Walmart Employee:  'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?' 
Customer:  ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.' 
Walmart Employee: ? 'What you want on da cake?' 
Customer:  'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.
STOP LAUGHING !  
You can't fix stupid.
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44 comments:

  1. BebbilaneJune 2, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    LOL! Funny!

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  2. BebbilaneJune 2, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    Oh, I got #1..woot woot..

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  3. TinkaJune 2, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Good Morning Beb

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  4. whabbearJune 2, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    They didn't even spell "underneath" right! Idiots!

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  5. whabbearJune 2, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Good morning, Bebbi!

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  6. TinkaJune 2, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Congrats on first.

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  7. whabbearJune 2, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    And Tinka!

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  8. TinkaJune 2, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Something is wrong with my computer. It wouldn't let me finish my word. Weird.

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  9. TinkaJune 2, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    Good Morning Whabbear. I can't wait to show this to Jack. He can't stand Walmark. We don't shop there.

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  10. TinkaJune 2, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    10

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  11. TinkaJune 2, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    I think my laptop is working now but I am not very awake. Jack has left for his Vancouver deliveries so I think I will go back to bed with my "fur babies" for an hour. See you all later.

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  12. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    Good morning ladies and gentlemen....

    SacBarb that is priceless....

    I would have asked if she remembered to put in the "rose scent" and when she tried to sniff it just gone ahead and pushed her face into the cake...

    No...I am sure that cake got way more attention than if it had been perfect....probably made the occasion lots more fun!!

    Tinka...I can't stand Walmart either...but something draws me to it....

    For instance.....I recently watched a really tacky black family wheeling around a $3000 tv...the kids were gathering DVD's and they had a sound system in a box. All the makings of a fine evenings entertainment. Naturally they went thru the express line with all this crap.....and sure enough...after the woman had taken 10 minutes to hand write a check.....the check was denied....they griped and snorted about that for a bit then pulled out a credit card...it too was denied...lol and they stood there with the worst attitude saying Walmart was going to be hearing from their attorney.....

    I said..."well you have just heard from Walmart and what you heard was DENIED!!" So move along so the rest of us with money can be checked out before my milk clabbers and my hagen daz melts!

    You just don't get that type of experience at the Kroger....

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  13. TinkaJune 2, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    Good Morning Michael - Funny story. I will read it to Jack. We have a brand new Walmart here. It is huge. I think everyone shops there but us. All the local Canadian stores are suffering but Walmart is making billions. I would like to see the inside of it however but I doubt I ever will.

    I am off to water therapy. I would rather stay home but I must do everything that might help my situation.

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  14. goldieJune 2, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    Good Morning!

    You are right~~you just can't fix stupid. LOL

    Hope everyone has a great day. Going to be 71 today and 91 tomorrow~~so planning on taking advantage with a nice walk after work and some yardwork (I hate weed pulling). Tomorrow off to the camper for the night then on to the Dells for our Anniversary on Sat!

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  15. BebbilaneJune 2, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Good afternoon/morning Tink, Whabby, Michael, Goldie. I hope everyone is having a great day. I am a little tired today..need to take a nap but went over to a friend's house at lunch. Just tired.

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  16. Lynn DJune 2, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    Morning Glories,

    Nope you can't fix stupid and you can't match wits with the witless. Words to live by.

    Hope everyone has a great day today. I start group therapy and am a bit nervous and anxious about all of this. We will see I guess, just hoping to get some good coping skills out of all of this. At least each week has a topic and it is not a free for all.

    Wish me luck!

    J/L been thinking about you all morning. (((Hugs)))

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  17. BebbilaneJune 2, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    Lynn: I hope group therapy goes well for you. :) And, good morning too...or afternoon...whatever time it is over there on the west cost... I assume still morning?

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  18. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    Bebbi You are gorgeous this morning. You always bring sunshine into the nest.

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  19. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    Tinka I hope your pool therapy goes well and that it proves to be beneficial.

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  20. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Bear Sometimes I think common sense isn't all that common, any more.

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  21. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Michael You're right. I bet the cake was a huge hit and provided a lot of laughs.

    Where was that pic of you taken? In the shower?

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  22. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    LynnD Good luck with the group therapy. It may surprise you and you might really like it and you may even develope a friendship or two.

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  23. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    SacBarb I almost forgot to thank you for the blog today. It's always reassuring to know there are people in this world who are more stupid than me. LOL

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  24. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    LynnD2 Thank you for keeping me in your thoughts.

    Tina I don't know if you saw it but I did thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Where are you, anyway. Did Janice finally kill you?

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  25. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Goldie Wishing you a very Happy Anniversary. I know you'll have a great time.

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  26. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Okay. I got 25. I want a parade, damn it!

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  27. BebbilaneJune 2, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Sacbarb: Loved the picture...it was so funny. :)

    J/L: Thank you! :)

    Okay..off to work out then home..then going to hit the hay early tonight. I am tired.

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  28. BebbilaneJune 2, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    *parading around J/L with my little party dress* Woot Woot Woot... J/L got 25 whoopy doopy dingle dong.

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  29. Dianne/DenverJune 2, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    SACBARB: Very funny blog and cake. Can you imagine the look on the person's face when they picked it up?

    Lovely BEBBI at first today. Hope you are getting some sleep, TINA!!!

    I think I am on a slow down from vacation. I am sleepy and going to bed earlier and just no omph! Going to see Billy Elliott tonight and it should be good but not really looking forward to it. I need a kick in my get a long!

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  30. Tina~in_utJune 2, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Bebbi ~ congrats on prettiest

    Sacbarb~ thanks for the funny blog

    J/L~ I can't remember what u wrote now, but I thought u wrote poo!!! And I saw ur post, but couldn't post from mom's house for some reason.....just flew in from CA....on shuttle bus....dad's appt went great....still on maintenance dose of chemo....don't go back for 3 months! Yay!

    Miguelito~ is that ur mugshot?

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  31. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Tina just flew in from CA on a shuttle bus?

    Is your warty-witch-ho broom broken?

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  32. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    J/L... actually my hair cutter took that after my haircut...simply because he had a new camera and was trying to figure it out.....but I like my hair in that picture so I used it .....


    Tina...you flew in on a shuttle bus?? Really? How many "tomato juices" have you had dear?

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  33. Tina~in_utJune 2, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    Miguelito~ Did you buy him a new camera? Since you must have broken the other one? hmmmmmm?~

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  34. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    Tina I'm so glad your dad is doing well. Yay! At first, I thought you wrote that you flew in on a shuttle bus, too. Chitty-chitty-bang-bang.

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  35. Just_LinJune 2, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Michael Ah, now I see it. I was thinking you were holding up a pink towel but I see it is the uneven edge of the photo. Your hair does look nice and fluffy.

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  36. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    J/L...

    I saw Tina's Dad drop her at the "shuttle station" once and as soon as she was out of sight his frown became a smile and he and Tinas Mother jumped in the air and clicked their heels then went out for a cocktail!

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  37. iteachJune 2, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    Good Evening everyone!

    I am so not surprised about that Wal-Mart cake. LOL Which just gave me an idea for a cake blog. Hmmmm.....

    Good news about your dad, Tina. :)

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  38. Tina~in_utJune 2, 2011 at 10:21 PM

    lol iteach.....i've got one about cakes too~

    Miguelito~ You're right....they do smile~ I told them I'd be back in a couple of weeks...and then they both called me at least 3 times each since I've left~ They feel the same way you do.....they adore me~ :D

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  39. whabbearJune 2, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    J/L: I think you're right. It's been replaced with common nonsense.

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  40. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    ok Tina...have it your way....so I won't say anything about the restraining order they took out or the 500 foot radius.....

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  41. Tina~in_utJune 2, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    will you come over and beat the crap outta my oldest~

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  42. sacBarbJune 2, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    Good evening Owls.

    My computer is in the fix it place again. Sharon took it in for me before we went to see Mary Poppins today. I didn't know my blog would be up today. I'm glad it made some of you laugh.

    Lynn, I used to have a sign in my office that read "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person" Some people even asked what it meant. I wish I had a sign that read "You can't fix stupid" to show them.

    Thanks for the comments.

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  43. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    Tina just tell him ur clothes are too big for him!! GA!!

    Let him raid Sarahtonino's closet....

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  44. Just_LinJune 3, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    SacBarb How is your neck? Are you posting thru your phone? Dianne and I still can't post with our BlackBerries.

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