by Dianne
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response . . . I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid . . .
"I got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
Splat!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! That's funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy splatting, SHIRLEY!
ReplyDeleteDIANNE...that was way cute!! I lol'd!
Good Morning Shirley and Maureen. Happy Saturday to you.
ReplyDeleteDianne - Thanks for the laugh this morning. That is a cute one.
We are going shopping for Valentines after breakfast so I am rushing.
Have a great weekend everyone. Be safe.
Well I said 'see ya in the mornin' and here I are! :D
ReplyDeleteDI: Good one!! You get the best jokes! I love laughing in the morning..sets up the whole day..thank you! :)
SHIRLEY: Nice SPLAT today..I give it a 9.3! :D
MO!! I need to find an avatar like yours only with the sun..j/s..78 here yesterday and still 72 at 7 last night..that's just crazy for February..even for us..
TINKA: I told Randy you wrote that you were "rushin"..he said "She is? So are you!!" It took me a minute to realize the punster had struck again..lol.. Have a nice time shopping..but take it easy..ok? :)
From 51:
BARB: My knee is feeling better this morning..thanks..I don't know what happened yesterday..maybe it was a protest against bike riding..LOL!
Speech time again..I better drink a DP so I can stay awake.. ;D
Have a good day everyone! :)
Yay I was #5..my lucky number..woohoo!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't take much to make me happy..does it? :D
Shirley As lovely as you look today in your yellow suit, isn't it time to take it off? I don't think we're goig near any public restrooms today.
ReplyDeleteDianne That was a cute joke. There are so many times that I come up with some really clever retort. The problem is that it comes to me about 4 hours too late.
ReplyDeleteMO Well, you aren't very talkative today. Too cold?
ReplyDeleteTinka Having fun shopping today. I hope the weather is nice for you.
ReplyDeleteZona I want you to promise not to hurt anything today, mkay? I hope you're icing that knee.....with ice, not frosting. lol
ReplyDeleteMichael Where are you?
ReplyDeleteJ/LIN: I can't make that promise until 11:59pm..and even then I might be pushing it..lol..I will promise to TRY not to get hurt though..how's that? I never thought of icing my knee with frosting!! Think that might work? LOL! Thank you..your comment really made me smile! :D
ReplyDeleteYikes!! Voodoo and #13..two things I do not like..so one more comment to take me to #14 :)
ReplyDeleteEvening all!
ReplyDeleteI was out and about today running around. So I am popping in to say Hi!
Very funny Dianne. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteShirley, Are we in toxic danger again?
ReplyDeleteHey Mo, tell us what you really feel about winter.
Tinka, There are so many cute things out for Valentine's Day. I am not doing Valentine's Day this year. I have all the stuff to make cards, but its not going to happen.
Zona, The speech must be done by now. How did it go?
J/L, I hope your cold is all gone and you are feeling better.
Lynn, I was out and about today too, but not running.
This is in line with Zona's blog yesterday (and Michael's the day before). I was on my phone responding to an email and I was telling someone that I was going to pop into the store quickly. Fortunately, I read it back to myself before sending because I typed that I was going to poo in the store quickly. LOL
ReplyDeleteGood evening feathered friends!
ReplyDeleteSAC BARB...I think my avatar sums it up perfectly! It is 18* and snowy. I am soooooo over it! But not over seeing you post! So nice and warming!
JUST LIN...happy you didn't make that quick poo in the store!
Whitney Houston died today. Very sad, but not unexpected.