by Sac Barb
These definitions fit so well, they should be in a dictionary:
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
And MY Personal Favorite!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
Similar to my character lines.
14 comments:
Good Morning!!
BARB: Ok..love 'Tomorrow'..so true..and 'Chicken' is kinda icky..lol..they were all funny tho..thanks for the smiles this morning!
J/LIN: I was just checking in 51 to read comments from after I wrote earlier this morning and I realized that even with the limited amount of posts..I somehow missed saying HI to you. I'm sorry about that..as anyone will attest..sometimes I'm just a dork. I hope you still saved some chips for me... :)
I went to sleep way too late..and I'm up too early. My sister is coming over today for dinner..baby back ribs..corn on the cob and cucumber tomato salad...there's something else too..but I can't remember what it is...
It's only going to be in the 80s so it should be a nice day..It'll be an even better day if I can remember what that other menu item is..sheesh..
Oh..and I finally tried Arizona Ice Tea's Arnold Palmer lite..yummmmmy..so good!!
Going to go check my farms..poor chickens..lol..
Have a good day everyone! :)
BARB: Oh my..re-read the list after a few more sips of DP.. DUST..LOL!!! :D
Morning glories!
I think I am a raising. lol
I hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend.
We have sunshine and I am going to do laundry and paint and relax. We will see if any of that really happens. :)
Waving at everyone!
Zona Congrats on being the prettiest on this fine Saturday. No offense taken in A51. I will always share my chips with you. We are also having barbequed baby back ribs and corn on the cob for dinner. I may make baked potatoes, too, or salad, or both. It's not looking very inviting outside right now; overcast, cool and breezy.
LynnD You are a raising (like bread dough) or you are a raisin? Funny picture in my mind. LOL
SacBarb I've been involved with some of those committees. I bet you have, too.
J/L, Most definitely. Remember I worked in government.
I most identify with the last one. I have MANY character lines. However, I also must have become an adult at 10 years old, because I stopped growing at both ends at at that age and I am growing in the middle now.
Zona, I thought you would like the Dust definition. BTW, you are beautious today, well everyday really, but especially today.
Lynn, I hope you get to your painting today.
Area 51 SacBarb---yes, they gave me an antiviral pill for the shingles. They said it really needed to be taken earlier but might help. I take it religiously
I enjoyed your blog today, Barb. I like the dust one too. They r all funny. Thanks for sending it in for us.
Zona--u r beautiful this fine Memorial Day Saturday. The food u r missing is your beans and fruit and you also gave rolls. Remember?
JL---your dinner sounds yummy too. Too bad your weather won't cooperate. My daughter is bringing us dinner tonight so that will be nice and nice to visit too
Lynn--hope u get to paint and relax today. I think that's what weekends r made for so enjoy.
Where us Michael? I hope he is feeling okay and not any sicker.
I have some good news for once and I'm quietly saying it as I don't want to jinx it---Louis is feeling better today. I think the muscle relaxers have made a big difference.
DI: Thank you!! I remembered the fruit and the rolls..forgot all about the baked beans! I set the can on the counter so I wouldn't forget again! :D
*whispering with great enthusiasm* Yay Louis! :)
LYNN: I can't wait to see some of your paintings! Btw..you got the order wrong..it should have been relax..paint and THEN laundry..ijs.. ;D
J/LIN: Omg..overcast, cool and breezy sounds like heaven to me! We have the doors and windows open..it's 83* and just beautiful outside..love it! Enjoy your dinner..it sounds delish.. :D Thanks for the chips!!
BARB: I have a new theory..I think when I dust it goes up my nose..turns into mud..ewww..and then somehow short circuits my brain cells through my sinuses..that's why I can't remember anything..whattya think? No? Well..that's my story and I'm stickin' to it..so no more dusting for me!! :D
I feel better already!!
♫Red Solo cup♫
Zona---sounds like u r in the party mood. You have your red solo cup so "proceed to,party". Whew, glad I remembered the beans. My tummy is growling but Tammy is coming over and bringing dinner---yum and nice to visit. Enjoy your BBQ and have a swig for mevoutbof the red solo cup (I don't know how to make musical notes)
Dianne Praise the Lord! Louis (and you) are finally getting a respite from his back pain.
Looks like I don't knowhowto type either
Dianne How was dinner? It was nice of your daughter to bring dinner to you and Louis. Does she cook?
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