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Monday, December 17, 2012

The Female Dentist

by Dianne


A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 

"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: 

"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill. 

"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives him a couple of pills. 

He swallows them. "What are they?" he says.

"Viagra," says the dentist.

"Damn," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
 
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

26 comments:

  1. Bwahahaha!!!! Good one DIANNE!!!

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  2. MERRRRRRNIN HOoters!!! Waving a wing from my break :)

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  3. Morning Glories!

    That is one mean dentist. lol

    Jodi you look beautiful at first.

    Need to get stuff done. Going down to Dad's today. We are having a bit of a wind and rain storm and I am hoping it will die down before I hit the road.

    Waving at everyone!

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  4. DI: LOL!! Talk about distracting the patient.. ;D

    JODI: You are looking extra pretty this morning! Thanks for the DP..definitely needed it! I hope you're not getting a cold..hopefully that Winter combo will help and you'll be feeling better in no time! :)

    LYNN: Safe travels..hopefully the storm will ease off! I sure wish I was closer so I could give you a big {{Hug}}..hope this cyber one will do for now. ♥

    TINKA: Try to rest your eye as much as possible today..remember I have stuff to save the farm..so don't worry about doing that..ok? :)

    J/LIN: Well..the count is in..Randy made close to 1000 cookies yesterday. I stayed away from the kitchen..he was in hyper mode..lol.. My sister and I will be baking ours this week..there was no way we could all use the kitchen at the same time. I love the goodies you made! Spritz cookies are a pain..we did those last year..not going to do that again! We've decide to pick 8 different kinds..not sure which ones yet though. I don't know about you..but about half way through baking for the holidays..I wonder why I thought it sounded like it would be so much fun..LOL!! :D

    BARB: We're in for another storm this week..I'm hoping it doesn't hit on the day my sis and I go shopping..yikes! ;)

    MARY: How did you do on that last spin? I see you almost won Tim McGraw.. ;D

    Time to get Randy out the door to work..slowly if possible..lol..

    Have a good day everyone! :)

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  5. HOdi Congrats on being prettiest today. How's that cold? I hope you don't sneeze on us. ;)

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  6. Dianne Thanks for the chuckle. Personally, I found that having the gas made the shots more tolerable.

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  7. LynnD Safe travels! Be careful out there. Everything is wet here but I think the rain is over for now.

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  8. Zona OMG! I can't even imagine making 1000 cookies! I made a little over 100 last night and I was worn out. I couldn't deal with baking all day and all night. Too hard!

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  9. Thanks LYNN!! Safe travels ♥

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  10. ZONA - Keeping everything crossed that I'm snot!!! lol!! But still have the sneezies :P

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  11. SLIN - I have a mask on...and have moved to a lower branch ;)

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  12. Just got up from a little nap. Heading to Jake's last wrestling match for the season after I hit the tanning bed!!

    Everyone have a good afternoon!!

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  13. Afternoon everyone.....Jodi, I'm getting a cough and sore throat. We're you kissing me and spreading germs? I just came home from pt and it was hard today. I had a different person and he worked me harder plus it's Monday stiffness day for me.

    JL, I think 100 cookies sound like a lot too. Randy has to frost all his 1000 now...yuck....too much work.

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  14. Had to post before I was ready because blogger acting silly. JL, that rain at your game looked miserable yesterday

    Zona, you'd better keep Mary away from Tim McGraw he's mine, remember??

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  15. Blogger won't let me type so I'm going to give it a rest.

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  16. Sorry DIANNE....I tried to b careful ;)

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  17. Just got home from Jake's wrestling match. So proud of my boy...pinned his guy tonight and ended the season with a 10-4 record!!

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  18. Thanks for the comments on today's blog. Hope you all enjoyed it. We went to my granddaughters choir concert tonight. Had to take the travel chair as very long walk and didnt know if there would be a seat. My knee is still hurting tonight for some reason. Hope it's better in th morning.

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  19. Dianne I went to see the physical therapist today and it was rought for me, too. Brought tears to my eyes. On the upside, she feels confident that I will regain full use of that arm again.

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  20. HOdi I guess I should be visiting a tanning bed, too. Never have before. I will probably still be lily white on Jan. 30.

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  21. DIANNE - How fun!! I miss the days of going to lots of concerts. Jake is still in band playing the tuba, but is talking about quitting. Maybe switching to the saxophone? Huh?!!? You couldn't get more different than that!! I hope your knee feels better in the morning :)

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  22. P.S. Yes, I enjoyed the blog DIANNE!! Had to share it with my Asst Store Leader Andy....he is having his wisdom teeth pulled on Thursday!!

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  23. SLIN - Glad your therapist thinks you will regain full motion of your arm!! Sorry it brought tears to your eyes. It will b worth it in the end :) I learned from last time to start more than a week out to start tanning. I love the look of a healthy glow and the "sun" does me good in the winter!

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