by Dianne
A wife, being the romantic
sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
The husband, typically
nonromantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet. Please
advise."
17 comments:
Dianne Thanks for the joke today. I needed a smile.
Tina Thanks for the birthday song.
Happy Birthday J/L. You are looking mighty spiffy today.
My hubby is as romantic as a ...rock ... whatever lol!
He has always been that way, so it only bothers me when I see a vid or pic of Johnny Depp or George C. :) Then I feel all gooey and mushy and ready to roll lol!!!
Happy Birthday SLIN!! Sending big love for u from Wisconsin ♥
DIANNE - Good thing my hubby can't text ;)
Waving a wing at BARB & MARY :)
Got back from Jake's track meet about 45 minutes ago. Poor guy is wiped out. He already fell asleep on the couch.
Busy week here. Jake has his last band concert tomorrow night. He has decided not to continue with band next year. Sports is his true passion and now that he has managed to get into a sport for every season, I don't mind that he has that extra hour for a study hall.
Just waiting for a load to get done in the washing machine so I can throw it in the dryer and get to bed!!
Good night HOoters ♥
9
10!!!
FROM AREA 51:
DIANNE - I truly am used to the drive. And NEVER drive when I am too tired. So worth it every time. We always have a blast :)
Jodi...ok, as long as you are safe. I'm just a worrier. Sounds like your days are going to be busy going to sporting events.
JL, Happy Birthday. I know it's a very hard day for you today and I'm so sorry.
Mary, you mushy little thing. So when you see theses hot guys your husband benefits? Is that what you're saying? You're one hot mama.
Hi Barb, you behaving today? I haven't started packing yet but the suitcase is in the bedroom and my camera is all charged and I read the manual again as I haven't used camera for two years.
I seriously need to start getting clothes out.
Dianne, I am usually a last minute packer. I put the suitcase in the spare bedroom and throw things, other than clothes, in there that I don't want to forget. Then I decide a day or two before I am due to leave what I will wear while I'm gone. I really try not to over-pack because I hate to schlep a heavy suitcase.
We have had some crazy weather. Last week it was HOT and today it was cold and rainy. The news announced flood warnings. Yikes!!! I didn't go out at all today, but I do have to go out tomorrow, so I hope it clears up.
Good night and sweet dreams everyone.
DIANNE - So was my Mom. My Dad used to say that she worried enough for all of us ;) *Bad owl here....where are you going?*
BARB - Hope the weather clears up for you!
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