Resurrection Question

 by Dianne

While the priest was presenting a children's sermon.   

he asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. 

 

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,

but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a 

congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

 

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if

    you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are

           supposed to call the doctor." It took ten minutes for the congregation

to settle down enough for the service to continue!