Movie Names with a Twist

by Shirley

After reading Maureen's list of dirty names I started surfing the web and came up with my own list. Enjoy!!


MOVIE NAMES THAT SOUND LIKE YOU ARE TAKING A POOH

Twister
Clear and Present Danger
The Rock
The Longest Yard
Splash
The Blob
Deep Impact
Big Business
Mother Lode
Cliffhanger
The Great Escape
Blow Out
Cast Away
Cry freedom
Earthquake
Rush Hour
Exodus
Something's Gotta Give
Easy Come, Easy Go
Goodbye, Mr. Chips
The Big Squeeze
The Sweet Smell of Success
See Spot Run
Huge and Massive
Passing Glory
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Blow
Toxic Avenger
Escape from Alcatraz
All Through The Night
The Happy Ending

"its ok"

in life there are so many surprises

just when you think you have it all 

figured out, the surprise appears

whether it's good or bad is up to you

for so many years i wondered 

if this is where i am suppose to be

did i miss all those opportunity's 

on purpose

they say you should always look forward

as behind you is the past which cannot be 

changed, you only have the future to change

i find myself changing, doing things i would 

not ordinarily do, i find myself taking risks

that I never thought I would

at the wedding a dear friend of mine

who knows my past, my skeletons, my history

simply took my hand

looked in my eyes and said

"it's time for you, it's time for you to be happy"

i felt a tear evolve, and then a second 

i stood there not saying a word

trying hard so a third would not appear

and he hugged me

whispered in my ear 

"it's ok, i know it's ok"

i allowed the hug to take hold of me

he felt good, a meaningful embrace

"yes i said, it is ok" 

strange things happen when you least expect it

from sources that are so unexpected

and those are the things that stick in your mind

the unexpected

so true

Silvery Moon

by DeeDee

this is my favorite rendition of this classic......I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do!!

(The song would not embed, so here's the link!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysOgFZOhzuA   

~ Anti-Theft Lunch Bags ~

by Tina~in_ut

I wish we had these years ago.  There is a person here at work that takes peoples lunches.  He doesn't take everything.  The weirdo actually picks and chooses what he wants.  I know he likes my Diet Pepsi's. He ripped a hole in my plastic bag to get it.  He steals sandwiches and frozen dinners and cookies and chips.  I wanted to get some of that exploding dye so when he got into my lunch (which I no longer keep in the fridge), he would really get it!  My bff used to work here.  She sent these pics to me because it made her think of our thief.  I knew why she sent it before I even read her note!  Do you have a problem like this at your place of employment?

The Bridal Party Surprise Dance!

The wedding was amazing, everything went perfectly. They were so happy, and so very much in love. It was so special to see, I am beyond happy for them. During the reception, the Bridal Party had a surprise dance for the Bride and Groom. I know some of you saw this vid, but I so wanted to share, and I thought what better way then a SMV.

DIRTY NAMES :)~

by Maureen

Names or labels derived by sexual terms and other innuendo by manipulating the spelling and also adding spaces when necessary. The purpose of these fake (though sometimes authentic and realistic) names is for humor and hilarity, and most of the time all in good fun!

 

Below is a list of some of them.

 

A. Nelprober,

Amanda Mount

Anita Hanjaab

Annie Position

Ben Dover

Ben Overbich

Betty Phuckzer

Buster Cherry

C. Mike Rack

Dick Ramdass

E. Normus Peter

Eric Shun

Harry P. Ness

Helda Dick

Hugh Jass

Jack Mehoff

Mike Hunt

Mike Rotch

Pat Myaz

Phil Accio

Shara Dick

Wilma Dickfit

 

I love Googling when bored!!

~ David After Dentist ~

by Tina~in_ut

for di~  lq~

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