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Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween




By Ronnie

The word, "Halloween", actually has it's origins in the Catholic Church. It comes from the term of, All Hallows Eve, which is November 1st, ("All Saints Day"), a Catholic day of observance in honor of saints.

It is believed that on that day, the spirits of those who had died throughout the year would come back in search of living bodies to possess, being their only hope for the afterlife. So on the night of October 31st, villagers would dress-up in all manner of ghoulish costumes and loudly parade throughout the neighborhood, being as destructive as possible, in order to frighten away spirits looking for bodies to possess. They went from door to door collecting food for the dead very successfully, as everyone knew if they refused to give, it was a sacrilege. If treats were not given, terrible tricks were done.


I have so many fond Halloween memories of all the fun, costumes, activities, and of course, the goodies. Those were the days when we got popcorn balls from the lady on the corner, caramel apples from the lady two doors down, and then there was the lady that always gave out a nickel. My brother and I always tried to make two trips to her door, but she kept remembering us. When we got home after all the trick or treating, my mother always had a big pitcher of hot apple cider waiting for us to drink while we dumped our goodies on the table and made piles of the things we liked best. Then the trading would begin. Every year, my daddy would tell us how awful chocolate was for us and he'd volunteer to eat it so we wouldn't get sick. He was so funny with that serious look on his face.

And this, My Dear Owl Friends, is one of my favorite, but shortened, trips down Memory Lane, and I would love to hear some of your stories.

BOO,
Ronnie

508 comments:

  1. Thick fog has settled in. The heavy, cold rain beating down has washed out the road. No one can leave. So enter Owl Manor...if you dare. MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The steps creaks as you walk up to the front door. As you turn the knob and push the door open several bats fly past your head. As you step inside you see that the usually cheerful lighting has been reduced to almost darkness. Bulbs flicker on and off. Shadows move. Eyes watching. Cob webs are everywhere as spiders try to catch their prey...or you. MUAHAHAHA!!!!! A skeleton hand reaches from the closet to take your coat. The rattling of chains can be heard coming from the attic above. Footsteps echo in the empty halls. Agonizing moans and groans fill the air. Tiny feet scurry. A blood curdling scream rises from the depths below. An eery wind howls outside. Broken shutters bang in the breeze. Branches brush against the windows. A wolf howls in the distance. Thunder rumbles. A sudden flash of lightening and...

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!

    Welcome to Owl Manor's first ever Halloween. There is lots of food and drink, although I'd stay away from the chinese food...some of the rice was moving earlier. Oh, and ignore the fingers floating in the punch bowl (that is punch right?...yeah it must be). Are those eyes winking at me from the dip bowl? My helpers got a bit carried away. They seem to have left a bit of themselves behind. The spaghetti I made looks a little strange too, but I'm sure it's fine. That tomatoe sauce kind of looks like...nah. Enjoy! Where are those helpers anyway? Hmmmmmm.

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  2. BOO!!!! to you, Shirley!!!

    Congrats on FIRST!

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  3. I saw the "package' you left on my doorstep, Shirley....but...I'm sending the dog's out to inspect it first! ha!!

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  4. Happy Halloween..

    Shirley - congrats on FIRST

    howdy Birdee..

    Ronnie - thank you for your blog today..

    I hope everyone has an excellent day!!
    :-)

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  5. Good morning Birdee and Mek!

    Ronnie I loved the video!

    Carol I loved the pumpkin with the smashed face!

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  6. Backing up the trailer......beep, beep, beep.....!!! Unloading 10 pans of apple crisp, vanilla bean ice cream, and whipped cream.

    Enjoy my friends.....HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!!!

    SHIRLEY - Congrats on 1st!!!

    Waving a wing at BIRDEE & MEK, too!!!

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  7. Oh my....happy halloween everybody~ off to read and work~

    congrats on 1st Shirley~

    Good Morning MEK and Birdee~

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  8. TINA - Happy Halloweener to you, too!!!

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  9. Hi Jodi and Tina!

    Thanks for the yummy snack Jodi!

    Happy Halloween!

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  10. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

    Apple crisp?? Do I smell JODI's homemade apple crisp?? Yummy!! :)

    SHIRLEY: Congrats on FIRST!!

    HI BIRDEE, TINA, JODI and MEK!

    Off to read the blog!

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  11. SHIRLEY - Thanks for the spread.....it looks ghoulish!!!

    RONNIE - Great blog!! We always did the trade thing after we got home. And I seem to remember my Dad helping us "check" to make sure everything was ok!!! Must be a Dad thing!!! After we moved to this neighborhood, I couldn't wait to have kids.....just to go out with them and my shot glass!!! My neighborhood has a long standing tradition of "adult" trick or treats!!!

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  12. ZONA - Good morning!! You had a busy day yesterday. :D What orifice(sp?) is next? :P

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  13. To go along with the apple crisp....I've brought along a huge carrafe of Spiced Pumpkin Cappuccino!!!

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  14. Cute blog Ronnie~ I remember when I had pneumonia in fourth grade, I couldn't go out trick or treating, so my brother and sister went for me....they explained the situation at each door they went to, but felt really bad when one lady didn't speak english, so she didn't understand what they were trying to tell her. And damn if she didn't give out the BIG candy bars~ I'll never forget that....it was so "sweet" of them~

    Good morning Zona~

    lol jodi....."orifice"~

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  15. Do ya like ma costume?
    Hey...I have beautiful eyes.
    I'm dressed all for business
    as I own a business which is
    a travelers dream. Don't mess
    with me as my SSO really could
    take ya down, if ya know what
    I mean. I'm going to spend
    time with my wonderful nephews
    tonight. I'm off to work!
    What a gem.

    Zona: Happy Blue!

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  16. oh shit...i forgot.
    I'm a crackwhore! :o)

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  17. Congratulations Shirley on first, and also your beautiful imagination. You're good!!!

    Happy Halloween and good morning to :
    Bird..
    MEK..
    Jodi..
    Tina..
    Zona..

    Looks like a fun day.

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  18. I'm The Jersey Girl and I always send smiles.

    :O)

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  19. Good Halloween Morning Hooters!

    Congrats on 1st Shirley.

    I see others have been shopping at my favorite costume store!! lol

    My favorite memory of Halloween was the time that my brother was 6.
    We went to house and the women answered all dressed up as a witch. She threw open the door, cackled at us and scared the shit out of us. My brother got so scared he fell backwards off the porch into the bushes. My dad had to run up the driveway to get him out!!

    Have a spooktacular day everyone!

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  20. Morning Glories!

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN! BWAAAAAHAAAA

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  21. SHIRLEY: Loved your post..!

    RONNIE: I remember trick or treating with my sister and our friends when we were young. My dad would walk about ten feet behind us with some of the other dad's in the neighborhood. I can still hear the sound of his footsteps..what a great memory. We would bring all our candy home...and mom would put pillow cases down so we could empty our bags and she could check the candy. My brother always tried to talk us out of our candy bars...let's just say..he had a knack for it...lol..

    Thanks for the great blog RONNIE!!

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  22. JODI: Ummm...geez...I'm not really sure..what's left??? ;)

    TINA: LOL...

    Morning LYNND and GOLDIE!!

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  23. The lady at the costume store told me that my costume was a 'One of a kind'!

    Happy Halloween Goldie and Lynn.

    Lovin' the memories all of you are sharing. Sounds like we might have all lived in the same fun neighborhood.

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  24. http://www.youtube.com/v/vTMOC_Rx9iw&hl=en&fs=1

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  25. Well now who is going to win the toaster?

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  26. Whew!

    I don't know but I think I got some bad coffee in here yesterday! I spent most of my time on the toilet!

    Congrats on first Shirley!

    I have a halloween that stands out, just after my Mom passed away my Aunt took my cousin and I and let us go through her closet and pick out the prettiest dress we liked and then had us sit down. She put our hair up and made up our faces and then found evening gloves and fur stoles and high heels and voila we were ladies going to a cocktail party.

    I was maybe 7 and my cousin was 5. We clomped throught the neighborhood and thought we were grand! LOL About 10 houses into it we were sick of the high heels! Thank goodness she had brought our other shoes along!

    My Dad was famous for going through the candy first too, just in case there was something there he thought we should not have. Funny he always told us the candy bars were really bad! This only worked for a few years and then we caught on! LOL We would come home go through it give him a couple of candy bars and then we would hide our stash!

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  27. ZONA - Moon River....just sayin'!!!

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  28. RONNIE - That music still scares the bejeezus out of me!!!

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  29. Good morning hooters!

    Congrats on first Shirley! And that is quite (gulp) a menu you have this morning! haha!

    MEK thank you for the Halloween card! MR. EBJ is very impressed with your card making skills!

    I have not received any email from you, and apparently you haven't received mine.

    I will sign into MS this weekend and send a message, or just call you!

    I hope everyone has a fun party today, I will try to check in from work at lunch, otherwise later when I get home!

    Have a fun day today!

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  30. Ronnie:
    You bad ass Texan, who has now turned into a Jersey Owl...

    Was this your idea?

    Tina:
    Loved adding the crackwhore part, my fav?

    Was this your idea?

    Zona:
    Well it seems another Jersey Owl is sending you happy blue

    Was this your idea?

    Birdee:
    Who changed your bird to a owl?

    Was this your idea?

    Goldie:
    Yes, I guess everyone went to Owl Manor to shop

    Was this your idea

    JodiHO:
    Did you drug everyone with the apple crisp?

    Was this your idea?

    Shirley:
    Your Owl Manor intro is the best!

    Where you in on this? Or my little helper, Was this your idea? '

    LynnD:
    Perhaps you spiked the coffee, and shared it...

    Was this your idea?

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  31. Mek:
    Hope you have a good day, thinking of you..

    EBJ:
    Howdy, Happy Halloween

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  32. I am not sure what exactly Shrek does for a living, however I like him and his donkey and I know he marries CDiaz, and I like her...

    So today I am Shrek, and his donkey...

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  33. You owls are hilarious, when I pulled up the comments this morning, I cracked up, so much that tears formed...

    Such a good laugh, and so needed.

    But I will tell you this, I am not buying 20 toaster's, no way no how.

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  34. I am going to find Fiona (just looked that up), as I need a shave and she will do it for me...

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  35. Carol, people say that once you've been made into a Halloween costume you can finally say "I made it". Well you have certainly "made it" with this blog and we all love you. ((HUGS))
    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

    Now where the hell is my toaster?

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  36. Are you guys going to be the Jersey owl all day? If so I would suggest..

    Drink your coffee black
    Have soup for lunch
    Take 3 motrin every 4yrs
    Take 2 gas x pills after lunch
    Turn on the electric heater
    Have Chinese for Dinner
    Eat ice cream before going to bed

    Ha!

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  37. Happy Halloween to all the lovely Owls.

    Jodi, Thanks for the apple crisp. I think I'll grab some before Shirley can taint it...unless you already have. Is the coffee safe?

    Shirley, Thanks for the feast, but for some reason I don't have much of an appetite today.

    Ronnie, My sister is 13 years older than I am, so she was always charged with taking me out on Halloween. Since she was a teenager, she was always on a diet, so I never had to share my bounty. Lucky me!

    I can't believe that costume store lied to me, too. I was sure my costume was unique!

    Good morning to MEK (and Mr. MEK), Birdee, Tina, Zona, Goldie, EBJ, Bear & Huz, and of course Carol, and all the other Owls that land later. Happy day everyone.

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  38. Carol I have no idea what you are talking about!

    All I see are some damn scary costumes here this morning!

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  39. Shirley:
    Yep, I guess I made it, however one can never make it alone, help is always needed along the way.. And the help is what pushes this blog along, and also of course creates havoc?

    Thank You ♥♥♥

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  40. I really, really, really wanna know who changed Birdee's pic, as I know Silly Birdee could never do that, as her wings get in the way...

    Where is Jax? She has not climbed the ladder in so long... She really needs to enter Owl Manor today..

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  41. Sacbarb:
    Geez, you are a Jersey Owl as well...

    Was this your idea?

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  42. Ghoulishly Prepared by Shirley!

    Eat it...if you dare! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    Chopped liver
    Brain cell salad
    Homemade maggot stew
    Penicillin pizza
    Eyeballs on Ritz
    Brains on the half skull
    Sweet and sour eyeballs
    Deep fried tarantulas

    Blood juice with floating fingers
    Sewer soda
    Witch's brew

    Tapioca surprise
    Spider cookies
    Chocolate covered ants

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  43. I posted Shirley's menu, as it is so great, I thought it should be in the Comment Section as well..

    Anyone Hungry???

    Homemade maggot stew.....
    Brains on the half skull....

    So funny

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  44. CAROL - You forgot the cigs and the sexy come hither voice!!! :P

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  45. Carol, Whatever do you mean? I was told by the costume store that I would be the only one with this costume. I just don't understand what happened.

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  46. JodiHo:
    Geez, I wanted those for myself, do I have to share everything...

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  47. Smiles, Carol..
    :O)

    Gas-X?????

    Baby, you have always just let her rip. What you talkin' 'bout Jersey Girl?

    Is this your idea?
    :O)

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  48. Sacbarb:
    The costume store must have lied...

    :O)

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  49. Shirley, love the menu.

    I believe I'll have the brains on the half skull. Got ketchup?

    I'll be gone for a while today and would appreciate any positive vibes you all can send my way.
    Thanks.

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  50. RONNIE - You got it.....positive vibes just for YOU!!! SWAK!!!

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  51. Carol<
    Coming from the head crackwhore, that means a lot.


    bbl

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  52. EEEEK! I am surrounded by weird costumed owls!!!

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  53. Ronnie:
    Gas X, yes, why ya got a problem with that???????

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  54. Mary/Mi:
    Oh my, You too... You are a Jersey Owl... LOL...

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  55. Ronnie:
    Positive thoughts, Always..♥♥♥

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  56. Tina:
    My extra fav, crackwhore...

    Thanks ;O)

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  57. I wish I could stick around for the party. Mr Mary and I have a to set up our Karaoke/DJ equipment for tonight's Halloween party at the American Legion Post. They love to dress up. I will take some pics and post them tomorrow. I may sneek in the nest before we go out tonight....
    Happy Howl-i-ing!!!!

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  58. I really have to start working....

    Smiles to all
    :O)

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  59. WHOOOOO turned the Manor into a Hall of Mirrors today?? And WHOOOO is that intruder that doesn't look like us?

    Shirley, what ya got for breakfast that's chock full of protein & carbs? I'm off to the Blood Bank to draw some bl...I mean, DONATE BLOOD! ~bbl~

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  60. Good morning OWLETTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THis sure seems like a busy place today.... but i only see 3 different people.....

    Yo Vito ... break out the wine... it's 5 o'clock somewhere!!!

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  61. WTH?? I had a nice Frankenstein costume for today (what with my stitches and all!) and when I looked in the mirror I was this owl???

    Shirley, Owl Manor looks great--good job! I'm a little scared. **teeth chattering**

    Ronnie, loved your blog and your memories of Halloween. I have great memories of trick-or-treating, too. It was so fun back in the day!

    Happy Halloween everyone!

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  62. This is the first year I have no kids going out to trick-or-treat! Aubree is going to the county fair with some friends, instead. It feels kind of strange.

    OMG! A huge spider just missed landing on my head!! I'm outta here!!

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  63. Does anyone dare come down in the basement with me to see what I've done?

    As you can tell from my first avatar I am a mad scientist. It really wasn't much of a stretch. I just teased my hair a little and added some make up and I was good to go. Then I walked by this costume store that was selling one-of-a-kind costumes really cheap(now I know why) so I bought the owl one.

    I'll be visiting my lawyer tomorrow. I can see a false advertising lawsuit in that stores future. I'm just sayin'.

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  64. I feel like Italian for dinner tonight. Maybe I'll invite my three super hunky hot nephews to join me.

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  65. Wow! Some owls have been very busy!!

    Happy Halloween everyone!

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  66. HAPPY HALLOWEEN NIGHT OWLS!!
    ~
    Rumor has it that Carol is giving away a toaster for best costume. DID I WIN?! DID I?! HUH?!
    ~
    *glances around nest*
    ~
    Hey, all of you look GREAT! :)
    ~
    Hope Carol has one big ass van to back up to the appliance shop!
    ~
    Toasted bagels for breakfast! ;)
    ~
    Much love, candy, and goulish goodeness to all of you lovely owls!
    ~
    I am back to work! xoxo!

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  67. I forgot to say...I loved the blog Ronnie!
    ~
    Do you have any of those popcorn balls left? I hear they last 4-evah!

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  68. From Mr Whabbear and myself:

    Hi, Sacbarb and all you ghoulish owls!

    I can't wait to have fun at the Manor all day! Shirley, ROFLMAO at "Penicillin Pizza"!!!

    OK... Shirley and Carol and everybody... if you want to see what costume I'm wearing today at the Manor, please check out this link:

    Whabbear Does High Drag!

    Yes! I'm dressed up identically to Eliza Doolittle at the races!

    Shirley: Don't you dare touch as much as a frill on her hat, as the almost unrecognizable owl...

    ... minces daintily up the steps to the front door of the Manor. Closes umbrella. Straightens hat. Checks appearance in pocket mirror. Resolutely opens door. Thinks it sounds much creakier than normal. Ventures into the grand hall...

    Wonders why the great chandelier is turned downed so low. Waits for eyes to adjust to the unaccustomed gloom. Wonders where everybody is. Utters a piercing but short-lived shriek as something skitters over one foot. Notices a bowl with enticing-looking punch in it. Saunters over, fills a glass, and starts sipping nervously.

    At that moment...

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  69. at that moment Jax yells, " Hey....where did my urine sample go?"

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  70. sorry Bear...couldn't resist...really, gotta go now.
    ~
    Back to the Boardwalk for me! *MUAH!*

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  71. ROFLMAO!!
    Bear and Jax you two are hysterical!!

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  72. Shirley... You need to be a published writer.... Your descriptions are so wonderful.. I feel like I am standing in the middle Owl Manor...with vivid visuals...
    You are awesome... and a little scary(in a good way) too...

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  73. Whabbear I love your costume! Very eloquent. Who or what is Mr.Whabbear dressing ?

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  74. Hi Everybody! I am the Pillsbury Doughboy!! Squish me cause it is fun!! :)

    I love to bake and roll around and play and I make cute little giggly noises.

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  75. Here is one of my more embarrassing moments. I am not shy and very cute to cuddle. This time, someone got ahold of this tape and released it to the public. Since then my career has been on the downfall. I am pretty much a recluse now, but I love the public spotlight, so I am hoping to pull all the videos and reclaim my celebrity.

    Before you see it elsewhere though (if you haven't already) here is my most embarrassing moment.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ll6uiu73A

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  76. Thanks Ibb and I love your costume!

    You too Lani! Happy Halloween!

    Can I interest either of you in a chocolate covered ant or some eyeballs on a Ritz?

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  77. Trick or Treat
    Smell my feet
    Give me something
    Good to eat!

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  78. Yes Pillsbury Doughboy, I can see where that would be embarrassing. LMAO!!!

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  79. Hey Just Lin! How about a spider cookies or some brains on the half skull?

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  80. WooHoo the little owl got 100!!!

    ♪♪Happy Dance♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Dance♪♪

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  81. Happy Halloween Hooters!

    It's a spooktacular party and a spootacular Halloween.

    Happy, happy Halloween everyone!

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  82. Vig would you like some Blood Juice? Totally natural. No preservatives at all.

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  83. SHIRLEY - Thanks, but I had eyeballs and spaghetti just last night.

    J/Slin makes me recite
    TRICK OR TREAT
    SMELL MY FEET
    GIVE ME SPMETHING GOOD TO EAT everytime I go to her house for dinner.

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  84. VIG You might want to pass on the Blood Juice. No preservatives means it's starting to clot.

    Lani LOL

    I remember collecting candy in pillow cases. Then coming home and sorting according to this criteria:

    Great candy
    Okay candy
    Passable if desperate
    Forget it

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  85. Ronnie Excellent blog today!

    Shirley Your imagination constantly amazes me. Congrats on #1 and #100.

    Tina Congrats on Boo-ing your way to 69.

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  86. Pillsbury doughboy, you poor thing! That was pretty embarrassing! LOL

    Lani, LOL@ J/L makes you recite that to eat!

    Whabby and Jax, now THAT was funny!!

    Enjoy your snack, Shirley! What's it gonna be? A few crunchy gall stones? Maybe some fried fingernails?

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  87. ROMMIE - a fun blog - thank you
    It brought back lots of memories.When I was young we didn't have to worry about razor blades etc in our candy. I remember home made baked goods and candy apples. When my daughter was young we could take the candy to the veterinary hospital and x-ray all of it. How sad.

    HODI - What do you like best - the treat or the trick? :)

    SHIRLEY - You can write our "Night Owl" mini series.

    Well, I'm off to the shower. I still have left over slime and seeds in my hair.

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  88. Okay, I shouldn't tell this but it IS Halloween.

    When I had my surgery, a drain was put into my stomach (not really my stomach--my tummy cavity. It's a long plastic (see-thru) tube with a bottle at the end (looks like a hand grenade). It just sticks out of a hole in your stomach and stuff drains out. I had it in for 5 days. It's a way to tell what's going on inside.

    Anyway, my family made all sorts of jokes about it calling it my "stomach juice" or "sj" and saying I was going to marinate our food in it and asking if they could have some sj for breakfast.

    TMI???? LOL!! That's my gross-out Halloween story!!

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  89. Since I will probably keep getting interrupted when I try to have my dinner tonight, I think I will just heat up some Italian Wedding Soup AKA Eyeball, Maggot, and Algae Soup. :)

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  90. Yes SANDIE, J/Slin makes me go through hell every time.
    1st - I have to say grace asking God to bestow grace upon her for the meal.
    2nd - At least once every 10 minutes I have to tell her how wonderful the meal is.
    3rd - I am not allowed to let HEATER TWEETER up on the table.
    I do everything she asks just so she won't spike my dessert with something.

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  91. Sandie ROFLMAO!!! Those are my kind of folks!

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  92. You poor thing, Lani! I didn't realize J/L was such a slave-driver!! I wonder what she makes Custard do????

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  93. Sandie I make Custard do really, really GOOD things! LMAO!

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  94. I'll just bet you do, Just_Lin!

    I'm off to take a (very) short walk. BBL

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  95. SANDI - You name it, she made him do it. Now he is paying for it, as they are just trying to save his penis. They have been trying to identify the rash for weeks now.

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  96. JAX It was hard for me to find you in this crowd, but I wanted to say it's nice to see you here today.

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  97. JAX - A treat to talk to you as always!! I'm glad you could finally put your costume on. :D

    SLANI - Tricks, of course!!! Oh, my hell.....just about fell off my chair with that rash comment!!!

    JUST LIN - Enjoy your soup!!!

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  98. Just found my favorite Charlie Brown Halloweenie moment:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYFfOJPMnsw

    ENJOY!!!

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  99. Hey Crazy Owls....

    I have had a busy day at work.. Thank Goodness... :O)

    JodiHO:
    Sorry I missed your call, I called you back but you were not home...

    And, it seems it was all Mo's idea
    She just called me and onfessed.... She Punk'ed me...And you guys all went along with it...

    It was so very fun..

    oops gotta go...

    bbl

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  100. HI ALL!! Getting ready for a HUGE party here in AZ tonight. We are just putting the finishing touches on the decorations..and dusting the last of the dust. I argued that the dust should be allowed to stay, as it adds to the whole Halloween 'feel'...got a microfiber cloth for an answer. ;)

    CPGEM: Only you can put the 'blue' in Happy Blue... :)

    JAAAAAXXXXXXX!!! :D :D !!

    RONNIE: I'll be thinking only good thoughts today and sending all the positive vibes I can to you!! :)

    TINA: Damn...ok the booing to 69?? A whole new visual was born..LOL..

    BEAR: Have fun dancin' all night around the manor..and please..beg for more.. ;)

    JODI: The whole 'wider than a mile' part kinda scares me... ;)

    TINA2: 11 to go...lol...or is it 10??

    JODI2: I hope it's a Halloweenie moment and not a Holloweenie moment..jus' sayin'... ;)

    Waving a wing at..SCIRISH, SACBARB, MARY, VIG, BON'O, IBB, LANI, J/LIN and SANDIE!!

    Now if I can just get back down the stairs without slippin' and fallin'...

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!

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  101. CAROL - So sorry I missed your call....had to run out for a minute. Evidentally my daughter couldn't live without her hair straightener today!! lol!!

    ZONA - Can't wait to see the pics of your little haunted manor!!

    Time to finish carving pumpkins. The boys started that little project this morning, now it's up to me to finish the hack job!!!

    I'll bbl. :D

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  102. SURPRISE!!! Look at my costume everyone!! Can you believe I found one for a Jersey Owl? I am so darn original!!

    Ummmm wait a minute---It looks like I am looking in the mirror. I see Jersey Owls everywhere. Damn, I thought I was so original today. Wait a minute, "my dad is calling me on the phone from upstairs".

    Well, everyone looks great today. I am trying to get the accent down but not doing so well on that part.

    SHIRLEY: What a great place you made today except that I am afraid to go anywhere. I didn't even go to haunted houses when I was a child and still too scary. I wonder what I should have to eat of this great buffet?

    LYNND: So sorry to hear about your having the "flu" from the coffee yesterday.

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  103. ZONA: Are you wearing a costume for your big party tonight? Wear that shirt I sent or better yet, it is MrZ's shirt so he can wear it!!

    SHIRLEY: I threw that package on my porch in the house when I ran out and heard a large explosion as I drove down the street. I sure hope it wasn't anything at my house but thanks for the present anyway. I think I will try some punch!

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  104. flying by to say BOOOO!!!!
    to....

    Mek
    Ronnie
    Jodi
    Tina
    Zona
    Goldie
    LynnD
    Carol
    EBJ
    Sacbarb
    Mary
    Bon'O
    ibb
    Sandie
    Whabbear
    jigglin
    Lani
    Doughboy
    J/L
    Vig
    Dianne

    waiting for the kiddies to start coming by for candy
    bbl....if I survive!!!

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  105. Shirley, I've been meaning to say the same thing Ibb said....about you writing a book!
    You make great stories!♥♥♥

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  106. EXCUSE ME!!

    HELLO!!!

    EXCUSE ME!!

    COULD I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION PLEASE!!

    Thank you. Would anyone who has a cold please make your way over to the buffet table. We seem to be running short on garnish. Thanks and enjoy the party!

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  107. Hey Shirley, how about some "sj" to go with that food???

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  108. Boy, am i glad I got my plate full before the announcement. BIRDEE; Why did you warn me about the punch? Do you know something we need to know?

    I think I will go room to room trick or treating and see how much candy I can get from all the owls! I am sure that no one will recognize me either.

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  109. I'm about to go sit outside to hand out candy--it's easier than letting the doorbell ring a million times.

    Have fun everyone! BBL

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  110. EXCUSE ME!!

    EXCUSE ME!!

    Sorry, one more thing. Would the nice looking gentleman in the tux with the sharp teeth please ask the ladies for permission before biting them on the neck. Some of the guests aren't into that sort of thing.

    Oh, and don't forget to visit the horror shop in the basement. Just be careful of the...never mind. Party on!

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  111. Sandie that would be great, as long as you have some to spare.

    Dianne did Birdee tell you that was punch? Ha!Ha!Ha! good one Birdee!

    That's Birdee for what you said about my writing. ((HUGS))

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  112. Shirley Your announcement about garnish almost made me gag! LMAO!!!!

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  113. We need a little music. If I knew how to throw up links then I'd toss up THE MONSTER MASH!

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  114. I have hors duerves for the party:
    pickled eye balls
    braised tongue
    blood pudding
    Enjoy!

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  115. Sorry Just Lin. You weren't eating were you? Lol!

    Oooh, more goodies! Thanks Dreama.

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  116. CAROL: What was the oops gotta go? Did the laxative kick in?

    This list is plagiarized. I copied and pasted it from Birdee's post. I want to say hello to each and everyone of you, but I suppose it doesn't mean as much since it is second hand. :)
    Shirley
    Mek
    Ronnie
    Jodi
    Tina
    Zona
    Goldie
    LynnD
    Birdee
    Carol
    EBJ
    Sacbarb
    Mary
    Bon'O
    ibb
    Sandie
    Whabbear
    jigglin
    Doughboy
    J/L
    Vig
    Dianne

    But I do appreciate all of you.

    J/SLIN I am sorry about the bag of phlegm I put on your porch. :p

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  117. And hello to DREAMA, who came in after.

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  118. Slani I knew you'd bring some phlegm up, sooner or later. Eeeewwwwww!!!!

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  119. oh Ronnie~ It's been a long day at work, but I have to tell you....i went back and read your blog again and listened to that fabu song and watched the video~ Thank you for bringing back fond memories~

    Zona~ ur making me laugh~

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  120. I'm back from setting up my DJ/KJ equipment. You are all cracking me up!

    Shirley~ Your need for garnishes reminded me of something that happened last week at a fish dinner. I sat across from a lady that kept coughing! The worst thing was that she had a booger stuck on top of her nose!!! TG she finally used a kleenex
    and dee-boogered herself!!
    Now if that doesn't kill an appetite I don't know what does!
    Better than weight watchers lol!!

    p.s I kept a napkin over my food. She didn't seem to notice!

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  121. Howdy Hooters!!

    Trick or treat smell my feet gimme sumfin good to eat..... CANDY PLEASE!!!

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  122. MARY: I know J/Slin will really appreciate your post, as she loves anything to do with nasal passages, lung congestion and what they produce.

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  123. Lovey,
    here's my treat
    keep away them dirty feet!!

    I'll send the lady with the
    booger
    Mr Mary will be glad that you took-her
    I know...groan!!!!

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  124. Time for me to get dressed, grab my Alvira stand-up cardboard figure and head to the American Legion Post. It's about 20 miles from here.
    As it is already dark here, we will be watching for little gobblers.
    Have a good time everyone!!!

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  125. Shirley do you have a quick recipe for vomit gravy? My roasted bat wings are a bit dry.

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  126. Lovey I'm so glad you stopped by. I would have known you anywhere! LOL

    Mary/MI No way could I have eaten dinner facing a booger! Gross!

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  127. My favorite thing about Halloween was that we used to have Halloween parties and my stepmom and others would try and dress up and come to the party and no one could figure out who they were! It was so fun.

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  128. Seems I have come for the party and no one is around to party with! Where is everybody?

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  129. Sorry, Doughboy, but I have to make dinner. For some reason the food available here just doesn't seem that appetizing.

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  130. just lin, I would have to agree with that statement. I am very glad I had dinner before I read the comments.

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  131. I am hurt that some of you don't like the food. *sniff*sniff*
    I have been working on it for months, especially the penicillan pizza and homemade maggot stew. These aren't recipes you can whip up in a few minutes you know. Although I guess it does take a certain type of person to really appreciate the flavor.
    Lol!

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  132. boob~ (let's see if you are paying attention~)

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  133. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ no kids at home tonight~ :)~

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  134. You are right to feel that way SHIRLEY. People just don't appreciate that the maggots came fresh from your maggot farm.

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  135. Good eeeeeevening *said in my best Vincent Price voice*

    knock knock
    who's there?
    cpgem8
    cpgem8 who?
    cpgem ate a plate of kidney knishes in phlegm sauce with a side of appendix slaw!!

    RONNIEjerseyowlGIRL...great blog! I had so much fun trick or treating, that I did it well into my 20's!!!!

    DOUGHBOY...hello! welcome to the manor. beware of the fake floorboards and 2-way mirrors!! who are you? LOL!

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  136. TINA: There are cigarettes and champagne under the bed for you.

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  137. SHIRLEY...you are AMAZING! I think you could host a cooking show on the sci-fi network!! I just had a sneeze-a-rama, so I think you should be well stocked on garnishes!!

    I guess I should contribute to the buffet......TRIPE and mounds of ghostly BACON!

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  138. MAUREEN: Can I have you knish in phlegm sauce recipe? I know SlIN would love it.

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  139. I think Pillsbury Doughboy wants to win the toaster so he can make some of his Pillsbury toaster streusels.

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  140. If we all get our toasters soon, we will have tons of toast for The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
    TOOOOOOOOAST!

    Oh and CPGEM8, can you be sure mine is the wide slot variety so I can toast bagels? LOL

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  141. I see the Jersey Owl is still in full force...

    Mo:
    You so Punk'ed me... And I loved every minute of it...And now you have added Tripe to the mix...
    With phlegm as a side dish...

    Perfect...Yummo....

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  142. sLANI...I will send a carrier pigeon over with the recipe! But,it is hard to focus with these big ass eyes I have!

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  143. PDoughBoy:
    Welcome...Glad you stayed in costume all day and character, there just might be toaster awaiting you...

    :O)

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  144. SANDIE...LOL@ toaster struedels!

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  145. Shirley:
    I want to thank you, for all your hard work these last two days. You have been terrific, You are one hell of a Halloween Party Planner..
    And
    Your stories amaze me (yes I like that word).. I love owl manor and all that goes with it, even the slime..

    Thank You, Shirley...

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  146. LOVEY...you were here! I have missed you. I hope you are well. Please don't stay away so long anymore...m'kay?

    JAX...your urine sample is in the carafe on the table...drink up my pretty!!!!! bwahahahaha

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  147. I posted the early picture of me, as I was going to be me all day, I thought that would be cute, however once I started to post and kept seeing myself, I wanted to throw up, as I can only take just so much of me.

    So I then became Shrek, and I kinda like that green chubby guy...

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  148. Lovey:
    Glad you stopped by, you are missed...

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  149. Jax:
    Always good to see ya, I left the ladder up, glad you found it...

    I did unhook the latch so it would fall as you climbed up, just as a Halloween joke, However I am not as good as Shirley. It totally worked out tho, cause I got to see your avatar, which btw was totally original..

    :O)

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  150. Ronnie:
    Your blog was so good today, I loved the video, it was perfect... Thanks for writing the Halloween Blog. I will be sending you a msg on your next assignment... ;O)

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  151. CAROL...you are Shrek???? I thought you were the donkey!!!!!
    bwahahahahahaha

    I think we should start doing jello shots!! Anyone wanna?

    HODI...thanks for helping spread the word! It worked out perfectly!

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  152. Birdee:
    I found out that Mo changed your avatar, as I knew our crazy Birdee would never go along with a prank towards me... Right?????

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  153. Mo:
    Arse needs a shaving where is Shirley with the Blade...

    :O)

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  154. Mo:
    News flash.... The Donkey is you!!

    HA!

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  155. Yes jello shots are in order...

    Who normally makes them... I am pooped for being all over the comment section...

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  156. CAROL: Great, more phlegm recipes.

    Maureen: Sounds good. A few pigeon droppings on top of it can only enhance the recipe.

    SANDIE: lol at toaster streusels.

    CAROL: You are DOUGHBOY. I know you are.

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  157. To all you sent me halloween comments on ms....

    Thank you!!!!

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  158. CAROL...Shirley was a little inebriated and stuck my arse in the guillotine!!!!! or maybe my arse and my face look alike!!!

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  159. Mo:
    Ha! Your arse def looks different than you face... And personally I would rather look at your face :O)

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  160. CAROL...it looks like you are a donkey massuse! Ahhhh, my back feels great now! Thanks!

    Here is a tray of *jello* spiked with vodka, rum and whisky. Maybe it's jello...maybe it's not!!

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  161. Lani:
    Nope I am not Doughboy, and I have no idea who Doughboy is, Mo asked but Doughboy has not answered...
    Maybe Doughboy is baking in the oven...

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  162. CAROL...you never saw my arse...it's mighty cute! Dimples and all!!!!!!!!!

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  163. Mo:
    Mine has pot holes and is just as cute.. :O)

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