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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

~ What's Wrong With This Picture? ~

by Tina~in_ut

Yesterday, my hubby had a lot going on.  It was his last day of vacation, the kids were everywhere but home and needed to be picked up, a priest friend needed a ride to the airport, and we had to go to church at 7pm.  So the hubby came and went all day long, trying to take a nap here and there.  He must have changed in and out of his "presentable" clothes half a dozen times.

I was indoors all day and when I got in the car to go to church, I realized it was really warm out and I didn't need a jacket.  We went downtown to church and it was a long one.  We didn't get home until 9pm.  I made dinner before we left for church so we could come right home and eat it.  When we sat down to dinner, hubby took his jacket off.  You know when you see something that just isn't right, but you're a mother and three kids are talking to you at once, but you KNOW something is NOT RIGHT?  I screamed, "O M G ! !"  and laughed so hard.  "Honey, did you take your jacket off at church?" I asked.  "Uh, no.  I don't think so.  Why?"  I told him to turn around and the kids and I started laughing.  "Look at your buttons!"  He was wearing a polo type shirt....something he wouldn't have to button....and the dang thing was inside out!  He looked kind of sheepish and racked his brain to remember if he took his jacket off at church.  We don't think he did, thank God!~  Not that God would have cared.....but still.

Have you ever come home to find you have been parading around town with the wrong colored socks or toilet paper coming out of your pants or even your shirt on inside out?

69 comments:

  1. WOW!!! I'm blown over by my beauty~

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  2. DAMN..I thought if I was late for work I could be 1st and mostest beautiful today. DAMN.

    Good morning TINA...you look frightfully beautiful today.

    So glad the overhead bin is smaller then your hat...ijs!

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  3. Gorgeous Tina, just gorgeous!

    I have a pet peeve about this subject! My sister and I totally disagree. My daughter and I are always checking each other's teeth and adjusting things we notice. My philosophy is that you are not being a friend or family if you don't let someone know about an adjustment that needs to be made. Now, my sister would let me walk around all day with my teeth overloaded with broccoli pieces (and probably laugh about it behind my back). That is RUDE to me and I wouldn't do that to people.


    So, I always try to help out if I see something like that, just to be polite. I would never walk up to a complete stranger and adjust something but I would take them aside and tell them! I would want the same from anyone and I think that is just a part of being a nice human being.

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  4. Such a beauty.. esp in Pink..

    But I am prettier.. ;)

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  5. Tina..

    Yes I have.. but thankfully most of the time family/friends will tell me if something is just not right.. like for example if a snot ball is hanging from my nose, I will be notified of the hanging object and handed a tissue.. Its great to be loved..

    :O)

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  6. Crappy day here in NJ.. no sun, and a chilly 62.. we have had such beautiful days..

    I missed going to the park to see the Cherry Blossoms this year, just was not up to it.. I kinda had a "in a funk weekend" I did miss seeing them tho..

    Ok.. off to work I go.. and I am waiting on a Zappo package.. can't wait for Carlos (my UPS guy) to drop it off.. Fun!

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  7. Morning Glories!

    Tina you are so pretty today!

    Tina LOL! Yes these things happen to me frequently. Usually a dryer sheet falling out of something I am wearing or my other one is buttoning the buttons wrong or a zipper not zipped all the way. The other day I had to wear a pair of socks with a big hole in the heal. I just did not have time to change them. I knew the hole was there. I was just saying prayers that I did not end up in emergency and they had to take my shoes off. LOL

    Your hubby and I sound like we are just so distracted we don't have time to worry about superficial things like clothes! :)

    Waving at Mo, bebbi and Carol!

    I have to finish up and head out soon. I have a truck to off load in a bit.

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  8. Good Morning Hooters!

    LOL at your hubby tina~

    Just the other day I was lounging in my chair, just about ready for bed. I had on 2 different PINK striped fuzzy socks. Apparently I was not paying attention when folding the laundry. Anyway, I told my hubby that if I croaked during the night or if he had to take me to the ER- change my socks!

    One time standing in check-out line at JC Penney's, a women taps me on the shoulder and says "I just wanted you to know that your shirt is on inside out". OMG- I left the line and made a mad dash for the dressing room...lol

    Hope you all have a good day and thanks for the chuckle tina~~

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  9. Goldie: Were you mad that the person told you? I have always wondered if I over step my bounds.

    Oh, and btw, I have a bit of a mean girl streak because if I have a personality conflict with someone or if they don't recipricate, I won't tell them either. Is that catty and bad of me?

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  10. Mornin to all my feathered friends :)

    Tina,um, I think you have someones cat on your head and someone scared the bajesus out of it! I just thought I would tell you cuz, you know...a friend wouldn't let a friend run around that way!

    A few days ago I was rushing around multitasking. I have my "glad rags" I wear around the house and my "out-the-door" clothes. I had put on my make-up,fixed my hair and had my good shirt on. I was rushing out the door to an appointment, got all the way to my car and realized I still had on my pj bottoms!! Mr Mary had not even noticed!!

    Gottah run I have a bunch of things to do before my cruise on Sunday.
    BTW,FV,FT & Island friends, please no gifts while I am gone tyvm :)

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  11. Bebbi- No, I was not mad- grateful!
    When I got back to the dressing room, I burst out laughing too....

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  12. Good Morning!

    TINA: Mr Z and I were running errands and had to stop at the bank. As I was getting up from the chair, I felt this tug on my jeans pocket..but didn't think anything of it. We continued on our way going to Costco, Sam's, Target..we had lunch..then went grocery shopping. We stopped at my sister's to drop off something we'd picked up for her..and as I was walking down the driveway she said "Did you sit in some pink paint?" I said "What?" she told me there was a big stripe of pink paint right next to the back pocket of my jeans. I couldn't figure out what she was talking about..she came over and looked closer. My jeans had a huge rip in them and my pink underwear was showing! I must have ripped them while getting out of the chair in the bank. The first thing I did was turn to Mr Z and say "Why didn't you tell me? I walked around all day like this!" His answer? "I don't look at your butt.." Talk about adding insult to injury! LOL!

    I should have let him go out without zipping his fly once or twice..would have served him right. ;)

    Funny blog today TINA..thank you!

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  13. TINA: So pretty in pink today at FIRST! Blown over are you? Hmmm..
    ;)

    MO: Second mostest beautiful is still incredibly beautiful ya know.. :D

    BEBBI: I would definitely want to know..Mr Z has learned his lesson and now tells me if anything is ripped or hanging out.. ;)

    CAROL: Those NJ days will be sunny again soon..when you open that package from Zappo I'll bet you'll see a little bit of sunshine! :)

    LYNN: I could have only one sock with a hole in it..but that's the pair I'll put on when I go to try on shoes..lol..

    GOLDIE: I've made Mr Z promise that if he comes home and finds me hurt or worse and I'm nekkid..he better put some clothes on me before he calls for help.. ;)

    MARY: Mr Mary sounds a lot like someone I know and live with..LOL!

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  14. TINA - When I broke my arm I must've reverted to the mind of a 5 year old boy. It was a challenge going to the bathroom by myself after returning to work, but I bet 9 times out of ten I left my "barn door" open. And do you think any of my co-workers would let me know.....NOOOOOO!!! Thankfully the counter that I work behind covers that area and I wasn't flashing anyone my cooch!!!

    Just got back from lunch with a couple of friends. Shouldn't have taken the time....cuz I have 10 gazillion things to do this afternoon. So waving quickly @ TINA, MOHO, BEBBI, CAROL, LYNN, GOLDIE, MARY & ZONA!!!

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  15. Yes I have gone to work with my shirt on wrong side out.

    Yes I have gone out without my partial plates in.

    Yes I have gone out with dryer sheets hanging out of my shirt sleeves and pant legs.

    Yes I am sometimes a moron...but I am a very pretty moron!!!!!

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  16. SHIRLEY - It seems you are a twin!!!

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  17. SHIRLEY: Omg! Psyche! You completely fooled me..that's what I get for just looking at avatars...LOL! :D

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  18. I'm pooped~ I did two hours of overtime....i prolly shoulda just gone home~ ttyl~

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  19. ZONA. Do u hang out naked at ur house a lot?

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  20. I'm pooped too, although I didn't work overtime. But actually I did poop today!
    I hope you all like my new look! I am soooo pretty!!!!

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  21. Hi Di! How's you day going with the GD's?

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  22. Great blog TINA. The time that jumps out at me is when I wore a new top with my scrub pants at work, and the Vet walked by and said, why are you wearing a pajama top. When I bought the top it was hanging in the blouse/top section. Apparantly he had more fashion sense that did I LOL. I was embarrassed for the rest of the day.

    TINA-apparantly you blew over into the flower bed. EUNICE is always beautiful.

    MO-you are always the most beautiful rose.

    BEBBI-I agree that we should always let someone know about a needed adjustment. Anytime I have done that it has been appreciated. When someone tells me something I might be a little embarrassed, but grateful.

    CAROL-if you had a snot ball and DeeDee saw it she would tell you to blow a snot rocket.

    LYNN-years ago mothers used to say make sure you are wearing clean underwear in case you are hit by a truck and have to go to the hospital.

    GOLDIE & ZONA-the other week Kelly Rippa told a story of when she went to the ER. She fainted in the shower and her husband called 911 and then dressed her. He put on a green top, his big orange jogging shorts and a pair of red high heels.After she was treated she asked why she was taken in so quickly and they replied that they thought she must be in bad shape, because she couldn't have been able to dress herself...not in that outfit.

    JODI-thank you for all of the kindness you have shown Jennifer.

    SHIRLEY-again, you have the gift of the pen and a quick wit to go with it. Are you funny at work?

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  23. DIANNE: Not all that much..but I have this fear that I'll be in the shower and I'll slip and fall and clunk my head..then Mr Z will come home and find me all sprawled out and unconscious and call 911..I made him promise to put some clothes on me first! Oh..and he better unsprawl me too.. ;)

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  24. Hi LANI! You came in while I was typing! I don't care what Mr Z dresses me in..as long as it covers my wobbly bits..ijs.. ;)

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  25. Oh look at me!! I'm green AND the prettiest!!!

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  26. You aren't the prettiest, I am!! Everyone knows that!!!!!

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  27. BAM!!!BAM!!!BAM!!!
    I'm the prettiest!!!

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  28. Hey ladies!! I'm the chirpiest and the prettiest!!!!

    Pssst Mary I still can't stop thinking of all those men in kilts with nothing underneath! hehehe!!!

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  29. Hi everyone!

    I'm up here in the mountains sitting in the hot tub turning into an old prune. That's p-r-u-n-e Tina not p-r-u-d-e. ga!!!!!

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  30. I have drank sooo much cawfee todat at work! We were so busy I hardly had time to watch any porn!! What's a crackwhore to do?

    :0)

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  31. SHIRLEY...OMFG...you are cracking me up!! Step away from the coffee pot!

    I worked an hour later then normal today because I was an hour late to work! Oopsies!

    LANI..thanks!

    I have been pretty careful about putting my clothes on right side out! I have though worn undies and bras inside out by mistake! And mismatched socks, too. Hey, gotta give the EMT's and ER staff something to laugh about, too!

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  32. Good night Mo! Glad I made you laugh!

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  33. Okay..all, this is it..I am going to tell you. I am known for wearing two different shoes to work. That is a long embarrassing story. But I figured since the subject came up, I should fess up.

    I am going to have to go back and read the later comments tomorrow. I have a class really early in the a.m. I hope everyone has sweet dreams...talk to you later. Hugs.

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  34. OMG,, I saw that Shirley..you are bad bad bad woman today..haha..

    Carol: Can you put Shirley in the naughty corner and for gawds sakes..take that cawfee away from her! haha.

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  35. Okay..really off to bed now..night everybody.

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  36. Hi,,.still in the mountains but not in the hot tub anymore. I have a terrible rash from the chemicals. I have had this happen twice now and I am itching like a crazy person. I did find some benedryl to take a few minutes ago. Needless to say, hot tub here is out for me. We slept late, took girls to a couple of stores and drove around looking at the huge elk right on the side of the road in peoples yards. The kids took a few pictures and then it snowed a little bit so back to the pool. I have been enjoying reading a book too.

    SHIRLEY: I have always thought you were the prettiest but TINA threatened me if I said she wasn't so ....I was scared!!!

    I have worn two different shoes but nothing inside out. I always tell people even if their tag is sticking out and would hope they would do the same. Once I walked around with a big sticky showing the size jeans I had on...how horrible was that????

    I have to go and scratch for awhile. My cha cha's even have a rash on them...ouch!!!

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  37. 50..now that is a nice number to end my yakking

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  38. Shirley..

    LMAO.. that's a hell of alot of copy and pasting.. OMG.. cracked me up!

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  39. Zona..

    Def got sunshine from Zappos.. Love my new shoes.. and IS # 2 got a pair sneakers and he loved them..

    so yes.. "sunshine" :O)

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  40. Dianne..

    Your mountain outing sounds wonderful, I bet the kids are having a ball.. your are great "granny" Kudos to you!

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  41. Bebbi..

    I can't put her in the naughty corner cause I am laughing to much!

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  42. The best part of Shirley's copy and pasting fiasco.. was she got us to t!

    LMAO..

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  43. If you guys see pics of the Cherry Blossoms on fb..they were last yrs pics.. I did not want you think i had forgotten you all as I did not blog about them..

    I just felt so bad that I did not go, I had to look at them again..

    :O)

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  44. Shirley. You are such a beauty and a woman with so many different interests, it's almost like you're completely different people. LOL

    Tina. I flew back east once and it wasn't until I was getting my luggage at the airport that I realized the price tag to snazzy new coat was hanging under my arm. I thought I was looking pretty darn cool until then. LOL. Once on a cruise tour, I did point out to a man that there was a sticker on the back of the collar of his new shirt showing the size. Actually, I told him he had something on him as I reached out and removed it. He was grateful that I did.
    Sometimes I'd have to drive my kids to school while I was still in robe and slippers but I did that on purpose.

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  45. Tina. I forgot to congratulate you on being the first and most lovely today.

    Zona. LOL at your ripped pants. You didn't notice a breeze?

    Goldie. If that would have happened to me, I would have been LMAO!

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  46. Dianne. I bet they have tons of chlorine in that hot tub and it's too harsh for your sensative skin.

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  47. O M G!~ I went to bed super early last night....felt so sick! ugh~

    I have to tell you this story~ The 5th grade teacher at my hubby's school is a social butterfly~ Friends with EVERYONE...really nice lady~ She had yard duty after school and was rushing out....from the bathroom! I was behind her and she was a ways away...walking very quickly because she was late and most of the kids were already out and the parents were there too. I saw her walking towards Jeff Hornacek (one of the Jazz basketball players at the time) and I yelled her name....and to my horror, she turned around and said, "Yes, dear?" O M G!!!! Jeff got a great view of her LONG skirt stuck up in her underwear!!!! I felt so bad for her.....but we still laugh about it to this day!!~ So yes....I would tell ANYONE if there was something that needed fixing~ :D

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