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It is not about a single person, it is about all the people on any given day blended together.....Goldie!
I have shared this vid with EVERYONE....and i can't tell you how many have laughed their freaking butts off!!!! Hollie thinks the vid is of me....I'm no longer speaking to her!~
Good Morning Lynndie~
DeeDee~ Thanks for sending this~ I hope ur mom didn't spank you too much for this.....I know how you like it~ :)~
DeeDee,The look on that kids face! What fun! I wish I would have thought of that when Tina drove me around Chi Town! I could have put a sign in the back window!
Terlittina there must be a Delta hat there somewhere, or even a Delta sweatshirt with a hood, now put it on and pull the strings real tight. :) Pretty oh so Pretty.
Oh my holy crap, DeeDee! Aren't practical jokes so much FUN?? Why is it that someone always winds up in trouble? BTW, did your mum ever get out of prison?
I saw that video and thought of many of the things that I pulled on my Mother over the years....and ya know I got that part of my personality from her..... She was a lot more restrained and subtle than I am....
She got in her share of jabs though.....we were on a trip when I was 9 or 10 and out luggage was lost when we arrived at our destination and I remember my Mother having a heated conversation with a gentleman with our tour company.....she exclaimed to him...
"MY DAUGHTER DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY CLEAN UNDERWEAR AND SHES BEEN WEARING THE PANTIES SHE HAS ON FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS!!"
Well I was aghast that she was sharing this personal information about ME because even at that early age I tried to maintain a certain level of sophistication!!
And I let her know how embarrassed I was later and she said...."even more embarrassed than I was when I found out that you had half that ship thinking you were blind before I took those shades away from you!!"
Oh DeeDee! Don't you know underpants now have a 72 hour shelf-life? The first 24 hours you wear them normally. Then you turn them inside-out for the next 24. After that, you just toss them and go commando. Perfectly acceptable and quite sophisticated, if I do say so myself.
DeeDee, you sly creature. You didn't tell us you were a film star at such a young age.
My neighbor across the street has 7 children and one of them was very precocious when he was young. One day I was outside gardening and he saw me from his upstairs bedroom window. He opened the window and yelled to me "Help me, I am being held prisoner." Well I knew he was kidding, but our new mail carrier didn't know and he said "maybe we should call the police." I just waved at Brian and laughed.
I went to school with a kid who had a depth-perception problem and he was always walking into things. He wore a cute little football helmet to school. It would explain a lot about Tina.
Tina, I meant no disrespect to epileptics; I think you all know that I have been accused of having seizures 4 times and been treated as a criminal until I've proven myself "innocent".
Depth perception problems though, they are funny and this kid had a remarkable sense of humor about it. He wound up having some sort of surgery and got to wear a football helmet for our high-school varsity football team. He really was an outstanding athlete, smart as can be and spot-on with the ball, once he had his eyes fixed.
go ahead....yuk it up! I don't know what those ships that Tina named are....but I DO KNOW WHAT EARLY VIKING SHIPS ARE!!
Regarding epileptics and helmets....people with the accompanying effects of epilepsy wear the helmets....like my friend Carla who did a swan dive into the trunk of my Cadillac a few years ago during a seizure....
lmao at "when he got his eyes fixed"....you are on a roll today Bonachichi.....
Time magazine has the "50 Worst Inventions" on the website today....the electric facial mask is on the list as well as the "Comfort Wipe"..."Crocs" and FARMVILLE!!
Just checking in to see who's the prettiest and who has gotten themselves in trouble. I see Lynn has bumped Tina from 1st. I also read yesterday that Tina fell in the toilet (giggle, giggle!). DeeDee the video was very cute!
I said it the other day but I want to thank everyone again for their love and support since mum passed away. I'm doing OK. Having some guilt issue and wishing I had done more and some things differently, but I guess that is all part of the grieving process. I haven't really cried since the funeral. Don't really know why. After Dad died I was a wreck. Anyway, I'm doing OK and will pop in when I can. ((((((HUGS)))))
DEEDEE: When that child smiled..I immediately thought of Damien..couldn't you just hear 'The Omen' music? What a rotten kid!
I just know you were nothing like that..I bet you were the sweetest, kindest most gentle child..and I'm guessing you had dimples to boot..am I close? :D
LYNND: Yes way Gorgeous!
MARY: LOL! A sign in the window in Chicago..that really would have been funny!
DEEDEE: I bet it's still funny..so..what was the name of the ship? ;)
TINA: Not Jonah? ;)
SACBARB: Time to alert the media again..it's frickin' HOT! You can quote me... ;)
BONACHI: I'm no good at practical jokes..I always feel bad and call them off..
CAROL: Jumping in the pool in a couple minutes..sending a big SPLASH your way! :)
I hope everyone is having a good day...I'm off to the pool! :)
SHIRLEY: It's normal to feel the way you are feeling..I did too..but you have to realize that you did the very best you could..and your mum knows that and loves you for it. {{Hugs}}
DeeDee~ HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! What kind of Catholic am I raising? James and John are APOSTLES!!!!!!! Remember that Jesus dude? They hung out with Him!~ ga!!!!!~
97 degrees......do you know where ur swimming pool is? (mine's in CA!) :(
oh yeah....John the Revelator...saw Jerusalem coming down...
lol....I can't keep up with all that crap....they just change it and make it up as they go along.....what about Timothy and Jacob....and Issac...and MARK??!!
They were kings...right??
And whats this I am hearing about Eve and that fruit she ate?? That was no serpent that tempted her to eat it...it was GOD!!! And then after she ate it he told her she was in a mess of trouble and that because of her that women for all time would suffer painful childbirth!!
Turns out "somebody" made vaginas too small!! And he needed a scapegoat!! Uh-ha....
And thats not the only mistake he made.....have you gotten a look at what he did to black mens hair!!??
well...in fairness he did later give them the large penis's as a consolation......
Whipping up chicken n dumplings & corn-on-the-cob, anybody interested?
Tina, how did your pic turn out?
Shirley, I went through the guilt thing with both my parents. I still have guilt pangs now & then, but I know I did the best I could. I have 6 siblings, 4 out of state. I am sure they have their own type of guilt. I have told them that Mom & Dad understood and loved them all. Shirley, be glad that you lived close by and there when she needed you...MUAH!!
Shirley, I am truly shocked about your mum. It must have happened whilst I was away from the nest. I'm sorry for it. Maybe you're handling this better because you were prepared for it?
That was my delete... a typo. Here's what it said:
DeeDee, the first time I had a "seizure" (really, they never figured out what it was), I was in a rather intimate situation with my boyfriend at the time. Apparently, one clenches their teeth together really hard during one of these episodes. I didn't castrate the poor guy, but I sure as shit scared the hell out of him.
I remember hearing what I'm sure was a joke about a new priest giving his first sermon. The seasoned priest told him to put vodka in his water glass to relax.
After the sermon, the seasoned priest took the new priest aside and said, "You did well, my son. However, we call her the Virgin Mary, not Mary the Cherry. David slew Goliath, he didn't beat the shit out of him. And it's the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, not Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook".
I did read about TiNA'a toilet tryst!! It's so damn hot here a dip in the toilet might not be so bad!!!
LYNN...you look stunning today! Read about your reunion. I have a cousin like that, he likes to start political arguments even if he doesn't believe what he is saying just to rile people up.
SACBARB...I read about my latest ass shaving for ZONA's pulled pork! Damn, you'd think I had a tiny little ass by now...NOT!!
CAROL...I hope today wasn't too bad for you. I was exhausted reading about your day yesterday! But the shower sounds great. I bet you picked a stunner of a dress. You'll look even more beautiful then ever.
SHIRLEY...Hope you're doing ok. Guilt is a natural emotion, but you don't have anything to feel guilty about. It's been almost 13 years and I still feel some guilt, too. But I live with it. {{{HUGS}} to you.
I am finally back in my own home. I was at Sharon's since last Friday night (a week ago) and just ran into my house last Thursday to grab my clothes for the wedding. It feels nice to be home, even if it is 12388 degrees in here! I think I will head back to Sharon's later this week when it will be in the 90's.
On Friday morning when we saw Joanne before we left for the wedding, we found out she now has a leaky heart valve, too. I really thought that we would be planning a funeral very soon. She was so frail, could barely keep her head up and was very disoriented. When we went yesterday she seemed better and today she was like a new person. They had changed the meds they were giving her for the C-DIFF and she is improving immensly. Today they moved her to a nursing home...not the same place as last time. She is even actually wanting to start her radiation. And she is finally eating again, too. It is amazing the difference she has made.
Waving to everyone! It was a very long day.. I can't believe how my life changed in just a few short months.. I did not get home till 9:45p 2nite from work.. I don't even know where the day went..
I feel totally numb.. :(
Shirley, I have been thinking about ya, good to see ya..
MO, good news about JoAnn, sending all good thoughts her way..
Tina, I fixed all the confusion from yesterday, much of my day was all about yesterday. A few other issues popped up today, but I am dealing..
Zona, I a going to jump in tomorrow 2 tired 2nite.. so now I have something to look forward to.. :)
Bonacci.. good to see ya..
Lynn, Happy Prettiest! :O)
ok.. that is all I can remember, I am off to bed...
Sorry I haven't been around too much lately. I will try to do better. Looks like I missed some good stuff, like Tina falling into a toilet? LMBO!
LynnD Pretty, pretty, number one.
DeeDee I remember riding in the back seat of the car as a kid during the long drive home from visiting my aunt and uncle and trying to convey to people in other cars by mental telepathy that I was being kidnapped. Fortunately, it never worked. LOL
Jennifer He said some things that really need to be dealt with. I really strongly recommend the two of you go to marriage counseling before you take him back.
No Way 1?
ReplyDeleteTake that Terlit Tina!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteDeedee your home movies are so entertaining. I hope Mummy was okay.
I have shared this vid with EVERYONE....and i can't tell you how many have laughed their freaking butts off!!!! Hollie thinks the vid is of me....I'm no longer speaking to her!~
ReplyDeleteGood Morning Lynndie~
DeeDee~ Thanks for sending this~ I hope ur mom didn't spank you too much for this.....I know how you like it~ :)~
Freaking HELL!!!!! i forgot today was picture day!!!!!! and me with helmet head!!!!!!!~
ReplyDeleteHi Beautiful LynnD!!
ReplyDeleteHi Helmet head!! DUHHHHH!!
Hollie,pour a bucket of coffee on Tina's head before pics are taken, she looks better wet! BWAH HA HA!!
DeeDee,The look on that kids face! What fun! I wish I would have thought of that when Tina drove me around Chi Town! I could have put a sign in the back window!
ReplyDeleteMary~ you made Hollie laugh~ :|
ReplyDeleteMorning Miss Mary!
ReplyDeleteTerlittina there must be a Delta hat there somewhere, or even a Delta sweatshirt with a hood, now put it on and pull the strings real tight. :) Pretty oh so Pretty.
Oh my holy crap, DeeDee! Aren't practical jokes so much FUN?? Why is it that someone always winds up in trouble? BTW, did your mum ever get out of prison?
ReplyDeleteI forgot to say "hey" to LynnD, Mary and Tina. Which brings me to a question:
ReplyDeleteHow did Tina get helmet hair?
Bonachi, She got it by spending to much time under the desk kwim?
ReplyDeleteShirley, I miss you :)
ReplyDeletebbl have to do errands & my recyclables are piling up.
ReplyDeleteHi everyone...
ReplyDeleteI saw that video and thought of many of the things that I pulled on my Mother over the years....and ya know I got that part of my personality from her.....
She was a lot more restrained and subtle than I am....
She got in her share of jabs though.....we were on a trip when I was 9 or 10 and out luggage was lost when we arrived at our destination and I remember my Mother having a heated conversation with a gentleman with our tour company.....she exclaimed to him...
"MY DAUGHTER DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY CLEAN UNDERWEAR AND SHES BEEN WEARING THE PANTIES SHE HAS ON FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS!!"
Well I was aghast that she was sharing this personal information about ME because even at that early age I tried to maintain a certain level of sophistication!!
And I let her know how embarrassed I was later and she said...."even more embarrassed than I was when I found out that you had half that ship thinking you were blind before I took those shades away from you!!"
Oh DeeDee! Don't you know underpants now have a 72 hour shelf-life? The first 24 hours you wear them normally. Then you turn them inside-out for the next 24. After that, you just toss them and go commando. Perfectly acceptable and quite sophisticated, if I do say so myself.
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday Owls.
ReplyDeleteDeeDee, you sly creature. You didn't tell us you were a film star at such a young age.
My neighbor across the street has 7 children and one of them was very precocious when he was young. One day I was outside gardening and he saw me from his upstairs bedroom window. He opened the window and yelled to me "Help me, I am being held prisoner." Well I knew he was kidding, but our new mail carrier didn't know and he said "maybe we should call the police." I just waved at Brian and laughed.
Lynn, How beauteous you are today.
ReplyDeleteTina, Helmet head? Go with Lynn's suggestions.
Hey to Mary (how's tricks?), Bonachichi, and all the others that land later. I hope everyone is having a great day.
I went to school with a kid who had a depth-perception problem and he was always walking into things. He wore a cute little football helmet to school. It would explain a lot about Tina.
ReplyDeleterof....but lq Bonachichi....makes me think of those hyper active kids that wear the little helmets.....
ReplyDeleteI am about to bust a gut......too funny....
Damnit!! Doe no one wants to know the name of the ship!! Someone was supposed to ask!!!
ReplyDeleteWell its not funny now....so don't bother!
AND it wasn't the Nina the Pinta or the Santa Maria.....!!
hmmmmmmmm....the only ones i know of who wear helmets are the epileptics~ >:|
ReplyDeleteDeeDee~ I just figured it was Sts James and John's boat~ You said ur OLD!!!!~
ReplyDeleteTina, I meant no disrespect to epileptics; I think you all know that I have been accused of having seizures 4 times and been treated as a criminal until I've proven myself "innocent".
ReplyDeleteDepth perception problems though, they are funny and this kid had a remarkable sense of humor about it. He wound up having some sort of surgery and got to wear a football helmet for our high-school varsity football team. He really was an outstanding athlete, smart as can be and spot-on with the ball, once he had his eyes fixed.
DeeDee, I didn't think the early Vikings named their ships. Why would we ask the name when we assume there was none?
ReplyDeletego ahead....yuk it up! I don't know what those ships that Tina named are....but I DO KNOW WHAT EARLY VIKING SHIPS ARE!!
ReplyDeleteRegarding epileptics and helmets....people with the accompanying effects of epilepsy wear the helmets....like my friend Carla who did a swan dive into the trunk of my Cadillac a few years ago during a seizure....
lmao at "when he got his eyes fixed"....you are on a roll today Bonachichi.....
Time magazine has the "50 Worst Inventions" on the website today....the electric facial mask is on the list as well as the "Comfort Wipe"..."Crocs" and FARMVILLE!!
Just checking in to see who's the prettiest and who has gotten themselves in trouble. I see Lynn has bumped Tina from 1st. I also read yesterday that Tina fell in the toilet (giggle, giggle!).
ReplyDeleteDeeDee the video was very cute!
I said it the other day but I want to thank everyone again for their love and support since mum passed away. I'm doing OK. Having some guilt issue and wishing I had done more and some things differently, but I guess that is all part of the grieving process. I haven't really cried since the funeral. Don't really know why. After Dad died I was a wreck. Anyway, I'm doing OK and will pop in when I can.
((((((HUGS)))))
DEEDEE: When that child smiled..I immediately thought of Damien..couldn't you just hear 'The Omen' music? What a rotten kid!
ReplyDeleteI just know you were nothing like that..I bet you were the sweetest, kindest most gentle child..and I'm guessing you had dimples to boot..am I close? :D
LYNND: Yes way Gorgeous!
MARY: LOL! A sign in the window in Chicago..that really would have been funny!
DEEDEE: I bet it's still funny..so..what was the name of the ship? ;)
TINA: Not Jonah? ;)
SACBARB: Time to alert the media again..it's frickin' HOT! You can quote me... ;)
BONACHI: I'm no good at practical jokes..I always feel bad and call them off..
CAROL: Jumping in the pool in a couple minutes..sending a big SPLASH your way! :)
I hope everyone is having a good day...I'm off to the pool! :)
SHIRLEY: It's normal to feel the way you are feeling..I did too..but you have to realize that you did the very best you could..and your mum knows that and loves you for it. {{Hugs}}
ReplyDeleteDeeDee~ HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! What kind of Catholic am I raising? James and John are APOSTLES!!!!!!! Remember that Jesus dude? They hung out with Him!~ ga!!!!!~
ReplyDelete97 degrees......do you know where ur swimming pool is? (mine's in CA!) :(
oh yeah....John the Revelator...saw Jerusalem coming down...
ReplyDeletelol....I can't keep up with all that crap....they just change it and make it up as they go along.....what about Timothy and Jacob....and Issac...and MARK??!!
They were kings...right??
And whats this I am hearing about Eve and that fruit she ate?? That was no serpent that tempted her to eat it...it was GOD!!! And then after she ate it he told her she was in a mess of trouble and that because of her that women for all time would suffer painful childbirth!!
Turns out "somebody" made vaginas too small!! And he needed a scapegoat!! Uh-ha....
And thats not the only mistake he made.....have you gotten a look at what he did to black mens hair!!??
well...in fairness he did later give them the large penis's as a consolation......
The list goes on and on.....
Whipping up chicken n dumplings & corn-on-the-cob, anybody interested?
ReplyDeleteTina, how did your pic turn out?
Shirley, I went through the guilt thing with both my parents. I still have guilt pangs now & then, but I know I did the best I could. I have 6 siblings, 4 out of state. I am sure they have their own type of guilt. I have told them that Mom & Dad understood and loved them all.
Shirley, be glad that you lived close by and there when she needed you...MUAH!!
DeeDee !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shirley, I am truly shocked about your mum. It must have happened whilst I was away from the nest. I'm sorry for it. Maybe you're handling this better because you were prepared for it?
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ReplyDeleteThat was my delete... a typo. Here's what it said:
ReplyDeleteDeeDee, the first time I had a "seizure" (really, they never figured out what it was), I was in a rather intimate situation with my boyfriend at the time. Apparently, one clenches their teeth together really hard during one of these episodes. I didn't castrate the poor guy, but I sure as shit scared the hell out of him.
I remember hearing what I'm sure was a joke about a new priest giving his first sermon. The seasoned priest told him to put vodka in his water glass to relax.
ReplyDeleteAfter the sermon, the seasoned priest took the new priest aside and said, "You did well, my son. However, we call her the Virgin Mary, not Mary the Cherry. David slew Goliath, he didn't beat the shit out of him. And it's the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, not Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook".
BONACHICHI!!!!!! DON'T encourage her!!!! I've been telling her all weekend that she's going to hell....don't make her happy to go~
ReplyDeleteSorry, Tina. I just can't help myself. That glorious fountain of verbal diarrhea, explosive and unexpected. It's just what I do.
ReplyDeleteGood evening feathered friends!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I will ever get caught up here!
I did read about TiNA'a toilet tryst!! It's so damn hot here a dip in the toilet might not be so bad!!!
LYNN...you look stunning today! Read about your reunion. I have a cousin like that, he likes to start political arguments even if he doesn't believe what he is saying just to rile people up.
SACBARB...I read about my latest ass shaving for ZONA's pulled pork! Damn, you'd think I had a tiny little ass by now...NOT!!
CAROL...I hope today wasn't too bad for you. I was exhausted reading about your day yesterday! But the shower sounds great. I bet you picked a stunner of a dress. You'll look even more beautiful then ever.
SHIRLEY...Hope you're doing ok. Guilt is a natural emotion, but you don't have anything to feel guilty about. It's been almost 13 years and I still feel some guilt, too. But I live with it. {{{HUGS}} to you.
I am finally back in my own home. I was at Sharon's since last Friday night (a week ago) and just ran into my house last Thursday to grab my clothes for the wedding. It feels nice to be home, even if it is 12388 degrees in here! I think I will head back to Sharon's later this week when it will be in the 90's.
On Friday morning when we saw Joanne before we left for the wedding, we found out she now has a leaky heart valve, too. I really thought that we would be planning a funeral very soon. She was so frail, could barely keep her head up and was very disoriented. When we went yesterday she seemed better and today she was like a new person. They had changed the meds they were giving her for the C-DIFF and she is improving immensly. Today they moved her to a nursing home...not the same place as last time. She is even actually wanting to start her radiation. And she is finally eating again, too. It is amazing the difference she has made.
OMG Mo~ I totally want to leave ALL 10 of your posts!!!!!!! lmbo!!!!!!~
ReplyDeletei can't believe you made me stop making dinner to delete posts! ga!!!!!!!~
ReplyDeleteI thought Mo just had a few hundred too many cups of coffee. Glad Joanne is improving.
ReplyDeleteWaving to everyone! It was a very long day.. I can't believe how my life changed in just a few short months.. I did not get home till 9:45p 2nite from work.. I don't even know where the day went..
ReplyDeleteI feel totally numb.. :(
Shirley, I have been thinking about ya, good to see ya..
MO, good news about JoAnn, sending all good thoughts her way..
Tina, I fixed all the confusion from yesterday, much of my day was all about yesterday. A few other issues popped up today, but I am dealing..
Zona, I a going to jump in tomorrow 2 tired 2nite.. so now I have something to look forward to.. :)
Bonacci.. good to see ya..
Lynn, Happy Prettiest! :O)
ok.. that is all I can remember, I am off to bed...
Hope everyone had a good day!
He asked to come back.........
ReplyDeleteSorry I haven't been around too much lately. I will try to do better. Looks like I missed some good stuff, like Tina falling into a toilet? LMBO!
ReplyDeleteLynnD Pretty, pretty, number one.
DeeDee I remember riding in the back seat of the car as a kid during the long drive home from visiting my aunt and uncle and trying to convey to people in other cars by mental telepathy that I was being kidnapped. Fortunately, it never worked. LOL
Sweet dreams, HOoters!
Jennifer He said some things that really need to be dealt with. I really strongly recommend the two of you go to marriage counseling before you take him back.
ReplyDeleteOh Jennifer~ I think I better keep my mouth shut....except to say....what J/L said!!~ (and then some!)
ReplyDeleteJENNIFER...what JUST LIN said. Listen to your head...it will lead you down the right path. {{hugs}}
ReplyDeleteTINA....you loved having an excuse to stop cooking!