TONGUE TWISTERS

by Shirley

Before reading today's blog please make sure you have had your coffee!

Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,

I wouldn't have thought so much.

 

I see a sea down by the seashore.

But which sea do you see down by the seashore?

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.

Said the flea, 'Let us fly!'

Said the fly, 'Let us flee!'

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.

Spread it thick, say it quick!

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.

Spread it thicker, say it quicker!

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.

Don't eat with your mouth full!

Does this shop sport short socks with spots?

No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.

A tutor who tooted the flute

Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

Said the two to the tutor:

'Is it harder to toot or

To tutor two tooters to toot?'

Susan shineth shoes and socks;

Socks and shoes shines Susan.

She ceases shining shoes and socks,

For shoes and socks shock Susan.

How many cookies could a good cook cook 

If a good cook could cook cookies? 

A good cook could cook as much cookies 

as a good cook who could cook cookies.

Fresh fried fish,

Fish fresh fried,

Fried fish fresh,

Fish fried fresh.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,

and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

A cheap ship trip.

A cheap ship trip.

A cheap ship trip.

A cheap ship trip.

If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,

buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

 

Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets. 

Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets. 

Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.