by Tina~in_ut
*****Disclaimer******
Now listen.....I was desperate for another blog to post.....I had this one.....AND....I'm not here.....so enjoy...even tho I don't agree with any of it~ :)~ t~
1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
2. Cats look silly on a leash.
3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
5. A dog knows when you’re sad. And he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won’t go at all.
8. Dogs will come when you call them. And they’ll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.
9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.
10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
15 comments:
its all true...a cat will gladly step right over your dead body if there are Tender Vittles on the other side!
Michael LOL So will a dog if someone throws the ball.
Your avatar.......?
Tina Thanks for the blog. I don't really agree either. I've had some really smart cats in my lifetime.
Oops. Didn't mean to do that. I guess I'm not as smart as a cat or a dog.
he is my cancer doctor!!
Ah.
well I think he's cute. About 6'4"....hands as big as a baseball glove....
Michael He has a nice face.
TINA: Your disclaimer made me laugh!! I love dogs..for all the reasons listed above. I think cats are ok too..I'm just so dang allergic to them.
Hi J/LIN and MICHAEL!
It was a very hot humid day today..not much shakin'..and I don't know if I could cobble together the brain cells to write about it if there was..lol..
Oh yeah..the Diamondbacks beat the Dodgers!!! Woohoo!!! :D
Good night y'all..sweet dreams.. :)
I wrote 'listed above' because I had the 'show original post' tab ticked..otherwise that doesn't make any sense at all.. :D
It's the heat..that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.. ;)
TINA - Again....did you get my email? Always been more of a dog person, but LOIS'S pussy's have grown on me ;)
MICHAEL - Cute doc!!
SLIN - We all know you're the "cat lady"...but a pretty one!!
ZONA - Thankfully our "heatwave" has broken. And woo hoo for the Diamondbacks :)
Best get prettied up for work!!
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