Bob's Wedding Night

by Dianne

    Robert , 85,  married Jenny,

    a lovely 25 year old . . .

   

    Since her new husband is so old,

    Jenny decides that after their wed- 
    ding she and Robert should have

    separate bedrooms, because she

    is concerned that her new but aged
    husband may over-exert himself  if
    they spend the entire night together.   

 

    After the wedding festivities Jenny
    prepares herself for bed and 

    the expected knock on the door.

    Sure enough the knock comes, 

    the door opens  and there is Robert,
    her 85 year old groom, ready

    for action. They unite as one.  All

    goes well, Robert takes leave of

    his bride, and she prepares to go

    to sleep.  

 

    After a few minutes, Jenny hears
    another knock on her bedroom  

    door, and it's Robert,  Again he is

    ready for more 'action'. Somewhat

    surprised, Jenny consents for more

    coupling. When the newly weds are

    done, Robert kisses his bride, bids

    her a fond good night and leaves.  

 

    She is set to go to sleep again, but,

    aha, you guessed it Robert is  back

    again, rapping on the door and is as

    fresh as a 25 - year - old,  ready for

    more  'action'. And, once more they

    enjoy each other.  

 

    But as Robert gets set to leave again,

    his young bride says to him, 'I am  

    thoroughly impressed that at your  

    age you can perform so well and so

    often.  I have been with guys less   

    than a third of your age who were  

    only good once. You are truly a great

    lover, Robert.'  

 

    Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns

    to Jenny and says:
    'You mean I was here already?'   

      

 

The  moral  of  the  story: 
 

     Don't be afraid of getting old, 

     Alzheimer's has its advantages.