by Dianne
An atheist was seated next to a blonde on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The blonde, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the blonde’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the Blonde
replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book. (Yeah . . . a smart blonde joke!)
And then she went back to reading her book. (Yeah . . . a smart blonde joke!)
10 comments:
Morning Glories!
LOL Dianne! As Richard would say "I dinnit see that coming".
Spent yesterday playing with the paints. I have no idea what I am doing today but I am thinking I may need to leave the house. LOL Have not been out since Sunday.
Waving a wing at everyone!
LynnD Good morning, Pretty Lady! You look great in first. I must admit, with my bleary eyes this mornng I got the totally wrong idea about what you were playing with yesterday. LOL
Dianne Good one! Thanks for the smile today.
Howdy Lynn and J/L. You are both looking pretty today.
I have nothing new to report. Just a boring old day here. Been out and about a little, now I'm back.
Dianne, Love this blond. Thanks. Are you watching the Bachelor? I am actually liking this guy and the four girls that are left.
SacBarb I am watching the Bachelor. So glad he booted the drama queen. Looks like there will be drama at some of the visits with families.
I am feeling under the weather today. I never even got dressed. I just feel crappy overall and have flushed cheeks and slightly elevated temp. I keep thinking I will lay down again but still haven't done it.
J/L, Yeah, I'm so glad he dumped her too. I'm surprised it took so long. I kind of like Ashlee. I liked Selma, but he let her go last week. She was the one who wouldn't kiss him on TV because of her culture and she didn't do the icy water plunge. She finally kissed him and apologized to her mother on camera. I bet she's sorry she kissed him now.
I hope you're feeling better. :)
Hi everyone ...looks like he's Dianne's day on the blogs this week. You can see how I spend my time.
JL, hope you're just having a 24 hour bug and will be well tomorrow. No getting sick or I'll have to move you off our rehab branch. As a matter of fact...take that fever to the sick branch please. Looks like we now have Jodi on the rehab branch. I wonder if I'll ever get off it?
Barb and JL, I'm not watching The Bachelor this time. I'm watching Biggest Loser and I recorded Survivor tonight I'll probably watch Apprentice since its all stars from previously. Maybe Amazing Race too...we shall see I say I'm going to watch all these and then I don't.
Glad you all liked the blog today. Thanks for posting Tina.
Lynn, did you get out of th house? I can't sty in that many days or it depresses me. I'm a goer.
I had a lunch and then came home and fell asleep. I took about a two hour nap. They're predicting snow for tomorrow but 55 on /Sunday so TINA don't send me any snow please.
Jodi, how are you feeling? Check in please
Dianne I tried very hard to take a nap today but I couldn't fall asleep. For some reason, going to bed in the middle of the day makes me feel guilty. I really need to get over that. I never even got dressed today. Stayed in my nightgown and robe. I think I will be okay tomorrow. I hope so. I have a hair appointment.
Hair appts always pick me up!!
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