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Monday, March 11, 2013

Two Nuns Shopping at 7-11


by Dianne


TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE  OTHER, "WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A  HOT SUMMER EVENING?"


THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING
BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND."
            
 "I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A
SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.
            
THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER. "WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO.
         
WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER. PULLED OUT A
PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.          

HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID:  "THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE !”

21 comments:

Just_Lin said...

Dianne That was a cute joke. Thanks for sending it in.

Just_Lin said...

HOdi Happy Birthday! I hope you're having a wonderful day.

sacBarb said...

Good morning J/L. You are looking fetching today.

Jodi, HB2UUUUU♫♪♪♪

Happy Monday everyone. :)

sacBarb said...

Dianne, I always knew those nuns weren't as smart as they would have us believe. Very cute.

Mary/MI said...

Happy Birday to you Hodi!!!!
I am surprised you had to work today.

Dianne, that was funny1 I loved the "curlers" part!

Cool and rainy today. Good day to do laundry.First I have to check my farm :)
Later.......

Mary/MI said...

I forgot to wave at Justlin & Barb~~~~~~~

Dianne/Denver said...

Hi Everyone....up in the mountains now sitting by the fire on our iPads. Can't seem to get away from wifi.

It's about 30 up here with some snow clouds hanging around. Cozy and getting ready to go to The Stanley Hotel (where the Shining was filmed) for a happy hour drink and then out to dinner

Happy Birthday Jodi. Wish we could have a drink together to celebrate. Hope you are having a good day.

Thanks for the comments today and JL you will look pretty at first with those pretzels ..I mean curlers in your hair!!!

Hi Mary and Barb..got all my laundry done yesterday. Mary, you didn't answer the for sure date in April you will be here.

We ate big Carmel nut apples from The Chocoate Factory for our lunch. They slice them for you so very easy to eat...yummy.

Ok, time to go do something before I accidentally fall asleep.

Jodi said...

DIANNE - lol @ the curlers are on the house!!

Jodi said...

SLIN - You are lovely at 1st today!!

Jodi said...

Thank you for the birthday wishes. I had the weekend off, so yes MARY I had to work today. Went out for dinner with the family. Sam brought her boyfriend along. He got to meet Paul, the boys, and my in-laws. They were so cute...holding hands the whole time. And he was a sport putting up with my fil's questions. Ha!! Does my heart good to see my girl so happy!!

Jodi said...

Waving a wing at BARB & MARY!!

I wish I could have a birthday cocktail with all of you ♥

Dianne/Denver said...

Me too

Just_Lin said...

HOdi Hope you had a wonderful day from morn to night. Glad Sam has a boyfriend that makes her happy. Did he pass inspection with the rest of the family?

Just_Lin said...

Dianne The hotel in the Shining, huh? That's pretty cool. I hope you're having fun.

Just_Lin said...

Mary I have a load in the dryer that I keep re-drying to de-wrinkle because I keep forgetting to take it out in a reasonable amount of time.

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb I hope you had a good Monday. By the way, anything knew at your neighbor's house?

Jodi said...

SLIN - I think he did!! Paul doesn't say much, but he had to see how happy she is :)

Jodi said...

Time to get prettied up for work.

Have a great day HOoters ♥

Jodi said...

19

Jodi said...

20!!!

Jodi said...

*sorry....couldn't resist* ;)