Cap'n Jack's Seafood Grille

by Dianne

               A group of 15-year-old boys discussed where they should meet

               for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's

               next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they only had six

               dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there and

               Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the

               same street and they might see her.

    

               Ten years later, the group of now 25-year-old guys discussed

               where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would

               meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the beer was

               cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there

               was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.

    

               Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again

               discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided

               they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the

               booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went late

               enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

    

               Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where

               they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at

               Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and

               the waitresses wore low cut blouses and really tight pants.

    

               Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where

               they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at

               Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the prices were

               reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for

               your cholesterol.

    

               Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again

               discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they

               would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the

               lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

    

               Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again

               discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they

               would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the food

               was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped

               accessible.

    

               Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again

               discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they

               would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they had

               never been there before...