by Mary
A new priest, born
and raised in
Texas, comes
to
serve in a city
parish and is
nervous about
hearing
confessions, so he
asks the older
priest to sit
in
on his sessions.
The new priest
hears a couple
of
confessions,
then the old
priest asks
him to step
out of the
confessional for a
few
suggestions.
The old priest
suggests,
“Cross your
arms over your
chest, and rub
your chin with
one hand and
try saying
things like 'yes,
I see,' and
'yes, go on,'
and 'I
understand.'”
The new priest
crosses his
arms, rubs his
chin with one
hand and repeats
all the
suggested
remarks to the
old priest.
The old priest
says, "Now,
don't you
think that's a
little
better than
slapping your
knee and
saying,
‘No shit, what
happened
next?????’"
34 comments:
MARY - Now that was a knee slapper!!
FROM AREA 51:
SLIN - Got my mani/pedi yesterday. I also got my hair cut last Saturday!
MARY - Love the pics of your new porch!!
I haven't even thought of packing yet. DIANNE are you done yet?
BARB - Can't wait to see everyone, too!
Crazy week!! I was able to spend the day with Belinda on Monday. She was the foreign exchange student the year after I graduated. I got to know here quite well because she was in Swing Choir with Dale. We went out to the cemetery. She hadn't seen the new stone that we had done for Mom and Dad. I also took her into Oregon so she could see the houses that she stayed at 30 years ago.
Yesterday I had lunch with Sam, Nate and his Mom.
Today I'm going to catch up on laundry. I also have to get ingredients for potato salad! Heading over to Christina's house after she gets done with work tomorrow to make it.
Still have to make a Spotted Cow and curds run.
DIANNE - Is a 12 pack of Pepsi ok? Or did you want more?
12 pack is fine. I still haven't started packing. I ended up going to the dr and hospital for some X-rays this morning that I wasn't planning on doing so it kind of messed up my day.
Mary, pretty darn funny joke. Thanks for sending it in.
JL..are you on the road today? Don't you two start getting in trouble already.
DIANNE - X-Rays of what? Sending good juju your way lady!!
Dianne, J/L called to let me know she left for Sac. She should be here around 2:00ish. We'll try to stay out of trouble!
I have been trying to print my boarding pass and something is wrong with my printer, so I guess I'll just haver to get it at the airport. :(
Barb, that has happened to me, about the tickets. Hopefully it won't hold you up at the airport.
It won't be long now!!!
I got my mani/pedi, tomorrow roots! I have to keep up with all you gorgeous Owls :)
Dianne, I am going to squeeze the hell out of you! It's been too long!
BTW, I don't remember sending this post. If I did, I crack myself up lol!!
Jodi..I had to get X-rays of my tummy area. I have been having some bathroom issues since vacation but they just called and said they were ok.
DIANNE - Glad the x-rays showed you r ok!!
BARB & SLIN - Safe travels tomorrow. And don't be missing any flights this time!! Lol!!!
Half packed
DIANNE - I will do that later. Got potato salad made this morning, and I picked up the curds. They were laying on the counter because they were just made this morning!! Can't get any fresher than that!!
Jodi..U r so sweet. I wish I had a few now.
Just came home from getting my nails done and I'm finished packing and it's only 7:23. Pretty good for me when I didn't start until today.
Looking forward to the weekend and seeing old friends and meeting new ones.
Finally getting a chance to taste that potato salad.
Where are u guys...already is Chicago? I know a couple of you are. I'm lonely
Good morning DIANNE!! Got home too late from our last store meeting/going away party for Alex, so I'm frantically packing this morning!
I have to be to Jake's school at 9 am for his 8th Grade Send-off. Then meeting Heidi at my store at 10:30. We should be to LOIS's by 1!!
Drive safe see u soon
Good morning HOoters!! What a fun weekend. It was amazing to see u all again. Love u ♥
Everyone must be resting today. I know I did this morning. Must get going soon. Have to get a nail fixed, get a new pair of shoes for my assistant job (that starts tomorrow), and then picking Sam up from work. Getting Mexican take out so she can eat and do laundry before we go out to meet my friend Belinda one last time before she heads home to Australia.
25!!!
What a great time!! :)
I got home last night and the men were starving lol! I made a home made pizza between unpacking. They are so spoiled....maybe "lazy" is a better word lol!
Today I slept in then rushed around doing the laundry and getting groceries. I bought a new air conditioner for my son since his old one died while I was gone. His room is upstairs and gets pretty hot! He got it all hauled up them stairs and hooked up and..yup, didn't work! Gr-r-r-r! Guess where I am going tomorrow? Wally World!
I had a wonderful time last week end. I always look forward to the hugs, smiles,shenanigans, food, drinks and meeting new friends. Our little owls nest keeps growing!
Hello, Hooters! Just got home froa little over an hour to my daughter's to pick up my dog, visited for about 1/2 an hour, then headed on home which took about another hour. Pretty smooth sailing, really. I haven't unpacked yet.
Barb Thanks again for your hospitality. <3
Hodi Thanks for making your yummy potato salad! <3
SLIN - Glad the trip home went well. And you're welcome!! I'm glad u enjoyed it!!
Well, I survived my first day as Auditor Asst. I think I'm going to like it!! I do it again tomorrow. Most weeks it will be only one day out of the store. I can only imagine what I will walk into on Thursday when I'm finally back at my store. I have a feeling they've missed me ;-)
BEVERLY!! So good to see u ♥
MARY - I hope the next a/c unit works!! So frustrating when things don't the first time. Have a great day lady!!
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