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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

~ 36 Hour Daytona 500 ~

by Tina~in_ut





The Daytona 500 was supposed to start at 12n on Sunday. For the first time in history, it was canceled due to rain and rescheduled for 12n on Monday. Then it was delayed until 5pm due to rain again. Thankfully, it began, but top contenders crashed out of the race on lap 2! You watch these races long enough, and you think you've seen everything. NOT! The race was red flagged (stopped) for 2 hours because Juan Pablo Montoya crashed into a safety truck during a caution and the jet fuel ignited causing damage to the racetrack. Luckily, both Juan and the driver of the truck were able to walk away and NASCAR was able to fix the track. After 2 more big crashes, Matt Kenseth walked away with his second Daytona 500 win.....on Tuesday morning......at about 1am!!!~ 

Monday, February 27, 2012

Cool Graffiti Art

by Zona

I love this kind of stuff..I wish I had 1/100th of the artistic talent these people have! 

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Saturday, February 25, 2012

The Toilet Seat

by Dianne

My wife, JULIE, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet.  Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.  After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.  She came in and undressed to take a shower.  Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.  As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.  We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.  Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.  Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).  Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
            
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
           
I just never saw one mounted and framed."

Friday, February 24, 2012

The Mystery of the Exploding Pig Farms

by Michael


Pig farming doesn't have a lot going for it, aesthetically.
There's the smell.
There's the pollution and waste. 
There's all the slaughter, of course. 
And now, apparently, there's the mysterious foam that traps methane and then explodes, killing thousands of pigs and injuring humans. 
That's the word out of Minnesota in a story that's been making the rounds today on the internet.
Here's the scoop, according to the Minnesota Daily. 
According to the article, pig farmers in the Midwest have noticed a grayish foam on their manure pits.
Not just any foam. Foam that can reach up to four feet high, and then explodes on contact with a spark.
The strange stuff has destroyed at least a half dozen pig barns since 2009. At market time the pigs value is approximately $300,000.00 and the cost of clean up after an explosion tops $1,000,000.00....for 1 barn!!
It's still a mystery, though some early theories are emerging. 
"The researchers still aren’t sure what causes the foam," the Minnesota Daily writes. "But they have noticed a correlation between adding dried distillers grains in soluble — a product of the ethanol production process increasingly used in livestock diets — to the hogs’ diets and the foam."
Scary and apocalyptic thoughts aside, this is also an important business story.
Minnesota's pig industry alone is worth a billion dollars a year, and there are pig farms across the Midwest.
The mysterious explosions have so far cost farmers millions of dollars in lost pork, clean-up costs and insurance.
Any advice you may have that might help these poor pigs would be appreciated. They live in constant fear of a spark near a manure pit and KA-BOOM!!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

~ Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women ~

by Tina~in_ut


And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"


#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Goosebumped Beach Bum

by Lynn D

PEMCO  is an insurance company here in the NW and I love their commercials. This one is so perfectly me. Yes I am one of them.